Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Help Yourself

Episode Date: July 1, 2013

Daniel's date BAILED on him after they got back to his apartment. What happened at his apartment that sent his date running for the hills??? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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brookandjubal at moving925.com. We will call the person that didn't call you back, just like we're about to do for Daniel, who's on the phone. Daniel, what's up, man? Hey, man. How's it going? Pretty good. You sound a little defeated already, Daniel. Yeah, he does. Sorry, guy. I don't mean to.

Wow. You really changed your tone there. I feel like you should be prefaced with, womp, womp, womp, womp. Sorry. No, no, no. I'm really excited. Yeah, I'm excited to be on the show. You really got me right there. Now you sound like you're somebody we're entering. I'm excited to be here.

Daniel, you emailed us about a girl named Bree that you met at a happy hour. You said that your group of friends was flirting with her group of friends and you guys kind of paired off. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly what happened. Tell us a little bit about Bree. She was part of this group of friends, and you guys kind of paired off? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what happened. Tell us a little bit about Bree. She was part of this group of a couple girls,

and she was definitely the cutest one out of the whole group, and I just kind of gravitated towards her. I'm really attracted to girls with dimples, and she had just this killer smile, so I started walking over or talking it over with her. Talking it over? You were talking it over with her, huh, about her dimples? I don't know, man. Like, I was trying to flirt with her huh about her nipples i don't know man

like i was trying to flirt with her and we started talking about the new season of arrested development and she had just finished watching it and i just finished watching it so it was cool to find a girl with potential for humor so wait did you go on a date ever or did you just meet her at happy hour and that was it no no i just i just met her at happy hour yeah oh my god can we please stop calling those first dates that's a date men and women out there hey you spend money on her it counts no a date does not count as just meeting someone at a bar it's a surprise date sometimes you go on a surprise date did you get her number like what did you do to pick up on her and let her know that you were interested? Well, I got more than just her number, really.

I got her back over to my place. Nice. Look at that, Daniel. Now, A, Daniel, willingly, or did you? Yes. It's a caveman, knock her over the head type of situation. Just need to clarify. What was your line to make that happen, Daniel?

Like, do you want to go back to my place? Nice. Original always works. Creative. I wasn't really a blind. What kind of tricks you could use to get somebody in there? What happened at your place, Daniel? I picked up some wine along the way and showed her up.

I don't know. That's where things weird. Daniel, you picked up wine and what? I picked up wine and took her back to my place. You said I picked up wine and shut her up. No, showed her up. Showed her up to my place. I definitely

heard shut her up. That's what I thought too. I got some wine. Now shut your stupid mouth. I got the wine already. Let's go to my place. Grab this box of wine. What went weird when you took her back to your place? No, no. I showed her up. Yeah. Well, the weird part was she left after half an hour. I opened the bottle of wine. I gave her a quick little tour. And all of a sudden, she was like, I have to go.

Uh-oh. Daniel, do you have something, like, embarrassing in your apartment? Or is it really dirty? No. No, I'm a pretty clean guy. Do you have a weird roommate? No, it's just me. Hmm. There's nothing you can think of that you said or did?

No, and that's what's driving me crazy. I mean, I'm not the kind of guy who usually takes somebody back. It was like a one-night stand. That wasn't my intention at all. But she just seemed really put off all of a sudden do you think she was having like second thoughts about going home with the dude she just met at happy hour maybe i mean maybe it's that simple i guess but at the same time like she gave no indication like i told her i wasn't the kind of guy to take somebody back for a one-night stand. She said she wasn't the kind of girl to do it either.

So you both played the game that everybody plays. That's fine. We all say that. Let's be honest. I never do this. So have you tried to contact her? I waited a couple days, called her. No response.

And I've probably sent her two more texts since then, but it's not like late-night booty calls. It's like, hey, what's up? I had a good time. Let me know if you want to meet up again. All right, well, here we go. We're going to play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? I'd really appreciate it. Yeah, well, you're welcome. Hang on the phone, all right? Yeah, okay.

I like him. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update. Okay, Daniel, here we go. The moment of truth. Everything in your life depends on this very second. You got it, man.

Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Moving 92.5. That was awesome. The second part of your second date update. If you missed the first part, we're talking to Daniel about the girl that he met at Happy Hour Bree. They had a good conversation, ended up going back to his place, and she left. You say she was there for about a half an hour before getting weird and leaving? Yep.

Okay. And we didn't ask. You didn't get a kiss in or anything? Actually, I did. I got like a little quick kiss on the cheek, but, you know. It was on the back of her head as she was leaving. You gave her a little peck that she couldn't even feel on the back of her hair he just smelled her hair as she was walking out the door all right dan you ready to give her a call

all right let's do it hello hi is brie there speaking hey brie how are you this is jubile from brick and jubile in the Hello? Hi, is Bree there? Speaking. Hey, Bree, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5. I'm sorry, who is this? My name is Jubal from the morning show on Movie 92.5, Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Okay.

How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. I was actually calling because I wanted to talk to you for a second about a mutual friend we have. It's a guy named Daniel. Okay. Do you remember meeting Daniel at happy hour and then going back to his place? Yeah.

Well, he talked to us about that, and he wanted to know why you weren't interested in calling him back. That's really weird. Think of it as a less, well, possibly more creepy Craigslist misconnection. I don't know. Less or more creepy. That's how much he likes you. That's sweet, I guess. This is what he told us, okay?

He said that he met you at the happy hour, then you went back to his place to drink some wine, and about half an hour into your visit, you got weird and made an excuse and left. Yeah. That's all he said?

Yeah. That's pretty much it. Other than all the stuff about you being awesome and cool and beautiful and wanting to go out with you again. That's super sweet.

Yeah, thanks. No, he was like showing me around his place he showed me the bedroom i bet he did um but he he left to get me a glass of wine and that is when i noticed his bookshelf wait his bookshelf where his bookshelf in his bedroom he had some titles that were not really up my alley, I guess. What do you mean? Like, just, are you a book snob? He had Twilight, and I just couldn't handle it.

A few shades of gray. That would have been fun. I could have handled that. What really was kind of weird, he had stuff like, oh God, How to Exploit Her Inner Psycho. What? I did not know that was a book. I saw it on his shelf. like, oh, God, how to exploit her inner psycho. What? Oh, no. I did not know that was a book until I saw it on his shelf.

What? There was How to Sleep with Your Professor. How to Sleep with Your Professor? And the other one I remember is something like Things I Learned from Women Who Dumped Me or something like that. Okay. So he had, like, self-help books, kind of. Yeah, but that's kind of weird.

Like, I can handle, like, you know, how to find your inner power or something like that, you know? Yeah. But those were not, like, how to exploit her inner psycho was really the one that kind of... The idiot's guide to knocking up your teacher is kind of weird, too. Oh, my gosh! I was like, oh, my gosh. Bree, I should probably tell you that Daniel's been on the phone the whole time.

He's heard everything you said. Oh, hey. Bree? Yeah? That's why you weren't calling me back, because of those books? Those are kind of odd books. Listen, this has all been just one big misunderstanding, okay? I told you I used to be a TA.

My professor and I were really close, and I got that book just to kind of show her. This is when I was studying anthropology. Remember I was telling you that? I just wanted to show her. Sounds like what you're saying. Were you sleeping with her? I did not want to to show her. Sounds like what you're saying. Were you sleeping with her? I did not want to sleep with her. She and I had a very open relationship, but there was nothing sexual about it.

Did you want to get a good grade in her class? What are you talking about? You don't know Mrs. Unruh. I'm surprised, Daniel, that you're not on a first-name basis. So you gave it to her as a joke, or you got it and showed it to her as a joke? Yeah, I wanted to show her, yeah. It doesn't really seem that funny now that I'm explaining it, which probably means... What about the book Exploiting Her Inner Psycho?

Yeah, that's the one that really stood out to me. That was a joke book from my brother. I used to date this girl in high school that went a little nuts and he thought getting me this book would be funny.

So they're all joke books. It's all just funny. I didn't even know I still had that book. It must have been like at the bottom of the pile or something. No, no, no.

All three of them right next to the bed. Daniel, stop lying, dude. I just owned up to it. I would almost respect you more if you came out and said, yep, these are mine. I read them. Would you?

I mean, would you really? So, in other words, you're kind of saying that those books are yours to read, but you don't want to admit it. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. It would be one thing if they were scattered throughout. books are yours to read, but you don't want to admit it. I didn't say that. I didn't say that, no. It would be one thing if they were scattered throughout your... They were, like, literally, like, right next to the bed, though.

Daniel, do you struggle with dating, and that's why you're turning to these awful titles? Oh, man. Do you... I mean, just... I don't know what to... I'm trying to help you, dude, but it's really hard. I know.

I just have a lot of trouble with you guys. Oh, Daniel. Well, here, first of all, maybe you could buy self-help books, but you could buy ones with, you know, more helpful titles, not about exploiting psychos and sleeping with professors. I know. I know. I got that Dating for Dummies book, and that thing was a piece of s***.

Hey, Daniel, how about this? I'll give you 30 seconds to plead to Bree for a second date. Hold on. Hold on. He's getting out his book. Chapter four, Daniel. Chapter four on how to plead to a woman. Okay, Bree, listen, I really like you. I

thought you were the most beautiful woman at the bar. I'm not really good at dating, and I'm not really good at being honest, but the fact is I felt like we had a real connection, and I want to be honest with you, and I want you to know everything about me, and I don't care if it's embarrassing or stupid. I'll get rid of all the books. They don't matter anymore because I just want to get to know you. Yeah, what do you guys think? He just said, I'm not very good at being honest. That throws everything else out he said after that. He's working on it.

Bree, we'll pay for you guys to go out on a second date if you agree to go out with Daniel again. Can I think about it? No. We need an answer now. One date, we'll pay for it. We'll make sure there's a lot of people around.

Yeah, he's funny and sweet and maybe a little weird joke, okay, I guess. I don't know.

We'll find out. You'll do it? All right. Yay! There you go, Daniel. Brie, you made the right choice. Oh,

good job, Daniel. Confidence, I like it. Brie, this is probably the wrong time for me to tell you, but Chapter 7 in How to Exploit a Psycho says call a radio station and ask for on a second date. Sorry. Broken Jubal in the morning. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more.

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