Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Hickey or Bust

Episode Date: November 28, 2012

It's bad to go on a date with a hickey on your neck... but it's WORSE to lie about it! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and ask them why they haven't called you back. Not forcing anything. No. Today we've got Marshall on the phone. Marshall emailed us about a girl named Breanne. How are you, Marshall? Hey, I'm good. Jubal, how are you doing?

Good. Now, you said in your email that you and her went hiking. Yeah, we went on a date about a week ago. We went on a hike. It was super fun. I mean, she's super athletic. You guys are like hardcore out in the rain, in the mud,

doing it, falling in love on the open trail. Whoa, whoa, Brooke. She's saying it's muddy out. It's November. It was. It was a little muddy. Brooke said you were doing it on the trail. I know. Did your date advance that quickly? Because...

No. So tell us about the date. You guys went hiking. It was fun. You thought she was a cool person? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we had a ton in common. We both like sports. All right.

I thought it was really well. How did you wrap up the hiking? Did you guys drive separate cars? Did you go back into town together? Yeah, we drove back into the city. We watched the sunset before we came back in. And then, yeah, I mean, it ended sort of romantically. Did you kiss her during the sunset?

No, I didn't. I didn't get a kiss during the sunset. We hugged. Did you try to kiss her? Not explicitly, no. Okay. Did you put your arm around her? Yeah, I did that.

All right. Now, when the date was over, everything seemed cool? Yeah, everything seemed fine. I mean, you know, we did that. All right. Now, when the date was over, everything seemed cool? Yeah, everything seemed fine. I mean, you know, we hugged, so. Have you tried to get a hold of her? I've called her a couple of times, actually, but she hasn't called me back. I haven't gotten a return phone call. And, Marshall, don't lie to us.

By a couple, you mean like two to three, correct? Not eight to ten? No, no, you know, I'm not going crazy. Okay, just checking. You some. It's psychopath to others. Okay, Marshall, we'll give Breanne a call right after this and see if we can get her on the phone and ask her why she blew you off, okay?

Okay, cool. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. All right, Marshall's on the phone. He emailed us about a girl named Breanne. They went on a hiking date and then watched the sunset together. Very romantic, Marshall. Thank you, yeah.

Marshall, you must have done something wrong because she didn't call you back. Everything was fun. Everything seemed great. She seemed like she had a great time. And you just ended the date by giving her a hug, and that was it, and she hasn't called you back? Yeah. Well, I try to be respectful, too.

Yeah. Try to be respectful-ass Marshall. Maybe it's because you took her hiking out in the wet, muddy grossness. I don't know. Marshall, we're going to call her right now and see if we can get her on the phone and ask her why she hasn't called you back, okay? All right, cool. All right, hang on one second.

Hello? Can I speak to Brianne, please? Speaking. Brianne, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5 okay are you familiar with our morning show

no I'm not we do a morning show here in Seattle and we wanted to call to ask you a few questions if you have a minute questions about what it's about a mutual friend of ours, a guy named Marshall that you went out on a date with. Yeah. Well, you went on a date, you went hiking with him,

and he said that you guys had a great time, and then you haven't called him back or returned any of his phone calls or texts or anything like that. So he wanted us to ask you why you haven't gotten back to him. Through a radio show? Yeah. I know it's kind of weird.

It's a thing we do called Second Date Update. If someone goes out on a date and then someone ends up blowing them off, they email us. We call and ask them what happened. It sounds borderline crazy, but really Marshall came off as a pretty stand-up dude. He was a nice enough guy. We had a nice enough time. I just, he, I don't know, he just eventually just didn't seem like my type. Why is that?

Like, he said that you guys both like sports and kind of were athletic and enjoyed your time. Yeah, we had a lot of, yeah, yeah, we got along well enough, but we went on this hike, and at the top, he took off his sweater and he he had this massive hickey on his neck, which is just a huge turnoff. Okay, he had a hickey on his neck. Exactly. But not your type. 14-year-old boy. Right.

Yeah, I mean, who gets hickeys? Hey, Marshall? That is weird. Yeah. Can you be on the phone? Yeah. I feel like I've got to defend myself on that one. Well, did you have a hickey on your neck first of all, Marshall?

Yeah, I did. It was not like a hickey. It wasn't a real hickey. Okay. Define what's not a real hickey. What does that mean, Marshall? It wasn't like, all right, so like me and my buddies were like messing around uh before we were no not like that

marshall marshall you might want to regroup for a second start this story over man because it's getting really weird at this point we're going further from her type no like they knew i was going out on a date and so they like started like pinching my like, pinching my, like, they tried to make it look like I had a hickey. They didn't, like, give me a hickey like that. Like, they were, like, pinching my neck, like, they were, like, trying to make the mark so that it would look like I had a hickey. You're saying that your friends gave you a hickey? Well, I mean, we were drunk, so, like, I don't know. He doesn't seem to be helping himself out too much.

Does anybody here actually believe him? No, I don't. I think Marshall's full of crap. I would believe you, Marshall, but I'm not sure that makes your story any better. I might almost own up to the hickey at this point. Marshall, you're a great guy and all, but, I mean, either you had a hickey from a woman or you have really odd friends that I really probably don't want to meet. I guess most importantly,

Breanne, do you believe Marshall? No, not really, but... All right, all right. All right, so... All right, so to completely come clean,

I was wasted at a bar and met some girls and we made out and she, like, attacked the hell out of my neck. I don't... I don't even remember her name. Like, I literally left, and I haven't seen her since.

Okay. I really do like you, Breanne. I just didn't want you to think that I was, like, some kind of playboy or something like that. Well, but, Marshall, now you're dishonest after one date. Well, everyone is dishonest on a date, right? He's right. He's right on that one. Brianne, how do you feel about, okay, so Marshall admitted it was from a girl, like you were drunk at a bar, whatever.

It happens. At the end of these, we always ask if you guys would go on a second date. We'll pay for you to go on a second date. I'm assuming Marshall wants to go out. Brianne, would you go out with Marshall again? We'll wait until the hickey heals. And then we'll pay

for you guys to go on a second date. Yeah. It's just not my thing. Like, that's cool and I appreciate you being honest, I guess, but...

So you liked him other than the hickey, which I guess is kind of understandable. If I took a girl out and I saw she had a hickey, it'd kind of weird me out. I feel like it's like

the modern-day Scarlet Letter. Broken Jubal in the morning. Shine bright. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it.

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