Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: High Maintenance Hookup

Episode Date: November 18, 2013

There's high maintenance people... and then there's tpday's Second Dater named Jen. You're going to hear some "fireworks" between her and her date Trevor. And it's NOT the good kind. Listen to the Second Date Update PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And there's a whole lot of things catching my eyes these days. Listen to the I Am Rap Report Stereo Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubels, second date update. Any of you guys ever been on a date with someone who just like sends everything back that they get during the meal? Oh, God. Yeah, actually I have.

No, that would be so annoying. Isn't it obnoxious? Yeah, it is. I like to start doing that on dates now. Because you want to be that high maintenance, don't you? Is there alcohol in this? I don't taste any alcohol in this. Why don't you march back there, put some liquor in it, and then come back and talk to me.

Jen is on the phone with us right now. That's apparently what you did, right, Jen, on your date? Yeah, I sent back my dish twice. What? How's that? Why? I mean, are you allergic to something and there's like a valid reason or the meat just wasn't done properly? Well, the first time it was because it was lukewarm and it wasn't up to the temperature that I need. So I sent it back and they brought it back and it was nice and warm. The second time, it's because I wasn't sure if they cooked the chicken in an African-based canola oil because if they did, I can't eat that.

Yeah, you don't sound high maintenance at all. Not one bit. You got to admit, you're a little high maintenance. So I have a food allergy. And the waiter didn't know if it was African-based or European-based. So he went and got the chef. He should know. Are you joking me?

So did your date seem turned off by that? He probably thought it was a little too much. There was a third time I kind of complained. Like, my soda definitely wasn't diet. And I asked for diet, but I didn't send it back.. There was a third time I kind of complained. Like, my soda definitely wasn't diet. And I asked for diet, but I didn't send it back. But we had a good time. When you approach this, do you apologize?

Are you lovely about it? Or are you just pretty demanding? I mean, if you were going to step back and really evaluate yourself. Well, it depends. If I send it back once and they correct it the first time, then I'm pleasant. But if I have to call them back two or three more times, then no. Yeah, you were very nice, were you? No, she wasn't nice. We have entire—I probably have the most food allergies in this room,

and we just have entirely different experiences. I will just—I will deal with something. I'll eat it because I avoid confrontation. Yeah, we'll break out in hives if need be. Did you like the guy that you went on the date with, though? Did you enjoy it and everything else? I mean, I'm assuming you did that you're calling us

to reach out to him. I had a lot of fun. We went out for drinks afterwards and then we went to his apartment and we watched a movie and we hooked up a little bit. So I had a lot of fun. Describe hooked up a little bit.

Yeah, what is it? Does that mean... Second base? Yeah, because to me, hooked up means like... I left 3, 4 o'clock in the morning, so... Home run, baby. So more than just a little bit.

That's it. You didn't even stay the night. Interesting. Why would he hang out with you for that long if it was the food stuff that really turned him off? I really hope that's not the reason. I have no reason why he wouldn't call me back. I don't know what's going on. What did he say when you left his place?

He told me he'll call me. Okay. I know I can be a little difficult, but there was nothing weird. Are you also high maintenance in the bedroom? Yeah, I was going to say, she complained about the sex the entire time. She actually tried to send him back. That thing, yeah. I ordered a different one.

This isn't hot enough. No, I know what I want, and I'm aggressive with it, so I get what I want. Oh, God. So that's a yes. Some guys like that, though. Yeah, I like that. I like a girl who knows what she wants and goes after it and is not afraid to say it. Maybe just like once or twice, though, not like over and over and over again.

Well, she gets angry if she doesn't get it once, so I'd watch out. Okay, Jen, we're going to call Trevor right after this. We're going to play a song, come back and call him and get your second date update, okay? Okay. All right, hang on. I don't want to leave you waiting on hold too long. It's going to be like four minutes. Okay?

Okay. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Mornings. Second date update. All right, Jen, are you ready to call Trevor? Yes, I am. I'm going to be honest with you. If I had gone on this date with you and you sent your meal back twice

and then complained about the diet soda not being diet soda and everything else, I'd probably get up in the middle of it and be like, Ooh, got to go to the bathroom. And then never return. No! Triple! No! But this guy took her back to his apartment.

Yeah. Right. What guy is going to have. I mean, they watched a movie. They went to drinks. And they hooked up. Yeah. Which is what you're going for on a date.

That may be why he's not calling you back, though. Like, honestly, yeah. If I were in that situation, I would go throughout the night with you and see if I could make the best of things. And then the next morning, maybe not give you a call. So that's probably why he's not calling you back. That's going to be my guess. Okay?

Okay. She just sounds so nice. It's hard to believe that you could be that demanding. Don't mess up her meal. I'm a very nice person. I'm a very fun person. I just put people in a bad situation. You know, that can turn some people off, though.

Or on. All right, we're certain things. That's all. You know, that can turn some people off, though. Or on. Alright. Alright, we're gonna call him right now. And see if he answers the phone and get your second date update, okay? Okay. Alright, here we go. Hello? Hey, can I speak to Trevor, please? Yeah, what's up? Hey, Trevor, what's up, man?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. How are you? I'm good, I guess. I'm calling because you recently went out on a date with a girl, and now you're not getting back to her. Would you mind talking to us about it? Let's do it, I guess.

Yeah. It's okay. You got to do it. It looks like you sound like a real passionate person. Do you have any guess as to who it would be? No, I don't. Okay. Really?

What's the most recent date you've been out on? What's the girl's name? He's thinking in his head, don't mess this up, don't mess this up. I mean... The girl that emailed us about you, her name is Jen. Oh, yeah, Jen. That's not who he was thinking of. No, it wasn't.

But Jen is the one that wants to get in contact with you again because she said you haven't been calling her back since your date. She shared with us that on your date, she may have seemed a little high-maintenance because she sent her haven't been calling her back since your date. She shared with us that on your date, she may have seemed a little high maintenance because she sent her food back a couple of times. Are you laughing? Are you laughing? Yeah. So wait, why the laughter though? I don't know what she told you. We went to dinner and it probably took, I don't know what she told you. We went to dinner, and it probably took, I don't know, a half hour to find a table that we wanted. And when I say we, I mean... Oh, we.

I don't mean... So she told us that she sent the food back, but was she doing that thing to you, like, oh, no, I don't want to sit here, I want to sit there, asking the hostess to move you and stuff? It happens all the time, but it's the most annoying thing on the planet. But maybe she was just nervous at the beginning of the date, Trevor. So is that what happened? I don't think she was nervous. I mean, first it was too close to the door, too cold.

After that, we were too close to the kitchen because apparently she didn't want to know there was a kitchen making food somewhere in the restaurant. You're right. So we had to move. We eventually moved to an area that was basically closed. Like, the server had to come to another room to serve us. Oh, no. That's the worst. As a former server, that is the worst.

And even that was, like, she was like, yeah, I mean, this will work. Oh, wow. So ultimately she was high maintenance. High maintenance doesn't really begin to describe what Jen might be called. So did you just take her back to your house because you wanted a piece? I mean, if you knew from the beginning you weren't going to like her. Well, I had put in so much work already. Yes. Atta boy.

You are the biggest scumbag I have ever met in my entire life. Hey, Trevor forgot to tell you, Jen is actually on the other line. Listen to this entire conversation. Oh my God. To clarify the table situation, who wants to sit in a cold area? That's number one. Number two, when you sit next to the kitchen, it's too loud. It's too much in and out, in and out.

I was trying to get to know you, but apparently you're not worth it. It sounds like you still got to know him, though. Oh, come on, you guys. I don't think you need to clarify any more about why we moved. I'm pretty sure the wait staff could write an entire time drive about

what you wanted that night. I mean, the chef came out with the f***ing whatever canola oil that you were allegedly allergic to. I have an allergy. I'm sure. I'm sure you do. Canola oil. I would have gotten sick. I would have been puffy.

Okay. You don't want to be out with a puffy girl, do you? Chad, you're making it really hard to defend you. Because I know what I like. Is that why I'm high maintenance? You're not high maintenance. You are beyond high maintenance. You are high

maintenance. Because I know what I like. There's nothing wrong with me sending back my food or picking another table. Like, this is just the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I sat there staring at my food getting colder and colder and colder as you had a pleasant chat with a chef for a half hour. You're exaggerating.

It wasn't a half hour. It was a half hour. And you were a waste of a perfectly good Friday. You're exaggerating. It wasn't a half hour. It was a half hour. And you were a waste of a perfectly good Friday. Perfectly good. I could have been doing so many other things. I feel like there's still some sexual tension here. Don't you guys feel it?

The fire. Yeah. I feel like the second date is going to be makeup sex. Oh, man. Well, it wasn't a waste of a Friday for me. I mean, by the end of the night, I was fine. I had a decent Friday. At least one of us was fine. Just like the restaurant, I was completely unsatisfied.

I couldn't even possibly take offense to that. I don't know how anything could ever satisfy you. And he's like, plus I've heard it a thousand times before, whatever. You guys. Of course you wouldn't know how to satisfy me. You're a little boy. I would love to send you guys out on a second date.

We'll pay for it. No, thank you. She already knows the restaurant's going to suck, Jubal. And Trevor, stop lying to women to get in bed. He didn't lie. He said that he liked her and that he would call her later. That's suck, Jubal. I know. And Trevor, stop lying to women to get in bed, you know? He didn't lie. Well, yeah, he said that he liked her and that he would call her later.

That's lying, Jubal. He lied after. He didn't lie to get her in bed. He lied after because he didn't want to get mauled. Trevor, so I'm assuming you don't want to go out with Jen again. I mean, none of it involves dinner. Oh. If we just skip to what happened after dinner, you're okay with that?

That's fine with me. Jen, any interest in that? I'll pay for a hotel room. I got like 60 bucks. I can get a travel lodge or something. No. But Jen, take it as the one compliment that we've gotten out of this whole thing. Yeah, the Yelp reviews about you, Jen,

are going to be great. Broken Jubal in the morning. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday.

Yeah, we're moms, but not your mommy. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. Listen to the Good Moms, Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you go to find your podcast. Happy holidays from me, Michael Rapaport, and my gift to you is a free subscription to the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast, where I discuss entertainment, sports, politics, and anything and everything that catches my attention. I am here to call it as I see it. And there's a whole lot of things catching my eyes these days. Listen to the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.