Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Hook Me Up!

Episode Date: October 18, 2013

Todd ACTUALLY KNOWS why his date, Stephanie isn't calling him back... but he does't want to APOLOGIZE for it. He wants us to help change Stephanie's mind! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, Eve,

Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Today's second date update isn't one of those where we have to wonder what happened and what went wrong on a date. We know. We kind of know what the problem is here. Todd, how you doing, man? I'm good. How are you guys? Good. Todd emailed us about a girl named Stephanie that he went out on a date with.

Before we talk about what the issue you're having is, let's talk a little bit more about Stephanie. Tell us about her and the date. We actually met on Facebook. She's a friend of a friend. And I messaged her and we passed a few emails back and forth and then decided to go out and took her out to a really nice dinner. And we had a great time. She's

gorgeous. Hey, Todd. Talk to her in that sultry voice that you have. He does. He has a hot voice. I'm not going to lie. I'm like, hello, Todd. You can Facebook me. Oh, wait. I'm married. Are you as hot as your voice? What are you doing after work, Brooke? I could give you a chance to find out.

You stop that, Todd. I'm a married woman. But man, is that... That doesn't make any difference. In that voice, I don't know that it does. I think you may be right. All right, Todd. We're melting right now.

This is about you and Stephanie, not you and Brooke right now. We can do a second date update on you guys later. But what happened at the end of the date? She was moving too fast. Like, she was talking about her family and wanting, you know, looking forward to, like, introducing me to them. And she even mentioned things like, you know, it would be really fun to go on trips with you. And, like, that's cool and everything. But, I mean.

Yeah, that's a little much for a first date. Yeah. That would kind of scare most dudes. But, I mean, Todd, give her a chance. Was there a conversation that led up to it that maybe... I mean, we were talking about, you know, places that we had been in the world and everything like that, and, like, the night had obviously gone great. She had an amazing time.

Todd's the man. You know, I think she just got carried away, which is totally understandable because it happens pretty much all the time. Oh my god, okay, now you're getting a little overconfident here. So humble. Humility is not one of your issues. It's kind of my

curse. I take a woman out and she wants to get married right away. It happens. You should stop dating. I had to turn down this bank teller the other day. She's still there trying to deposit a check.

Yeah, I mean, listen, as you guys can tell, I was just being completely honest. That's just the way that I am. And I said,

listen, you know, I think that you're really, really great. She is. She's super hot and she's smart and funny and everything. But I'm just interested

in like, you know, maybe friends with benefits. I want to see this girl again for sure. But you just want to hook up with her again, or you want to like slow things down and maybe get a relationship with her. No, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, into that at all. I'm just straight up interested in hooking up on occasion. Then why do you care that she's smart? What is that?

It's a bonus, bro. Yeah. It's always nice to be able to have some sort of conversation after. Or she can read basic street signs and stuff when they're going on dates.

That's good. She knows how to read an exit sign from the bedroom door. That's all you really need. I gotta say Todd She sounds like she read the red flags right And that she was obviously looking for more than you are

I just kind of want to give her a second chance To have another taste Because it was pretty sweet So does that So does that mean that you guys did hook up On your date We have chemistry I'm just going to say that much Yeah Can I just ask Did you tell her beforehand hook up on your date? We have chemistry. I'm just going to say that much. Yeah!

Can I just ask, did you tell her beforehand that you only wanted to be friends with benefits before you hooked up? That's an honest thing to say. Yeah, I mean, I told her that after we hooked up. Of course.

Yeah, you're not going to say that beforehand, huh? Before they were going to France together. So do you want to just basically convince her that she should be your friend with benefits? I mean, listen, Jubal, I'm reaching out to you specifically because I feel like you feel me, and we're kind of on the same wavelength with the ladies. Oh, yeah. Douchebag to douchebag. Oh, man.

Lydia said it. By the way, not the printing space. How is this giving her a second chance when she's the one not calling you back, dude? I don't think she quite understands who she's got on her hands. He's giving her a gift. Dude, I hope this girl totally crushes your ego. Look, it's not an ego. I'm just being honest.

Oh, sorry. You got a crush on him at the start of the day. I know. But then he talked more. He could still invite you to go somewhere and you'd be like, okay. I'll be back. His voice was sexy until I heard the actual words coming out of his mouth. That was the problem.

All right, Todd. We're going to play a song. Come back, call her, and get your second date update, all right? Cool. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update. hang on I'm excited to actually fight for something that I believe in for once on this show what is that? Friends with benefits

oh it never works out we're about to help Todd out with a girl named Stephanie who he hooked up with on a date she's not calling him back he was truthful with her after they hooked up and said, Hey, I don't want a relationship, but we can continue to do this. And she hasn't called him since. Todd, are you ready to give her a call?

Yeah. Is there any chance you actually like her? Of course I like her. That's why I'm reaching out to her. Just because you want to be friends with benefits and not be serious about a girl doesn't mean you don't like them. Yeah, but it doesn't mean... Right now, I'm not thinking about the future. I'm thinking about the present moment,

alright? Okay. There's just a part of them you like much more than anything else going on right now. Very specific. Yeah. If you like them a little, it's going to end messy in the end. Okay, Todd. I'm going to call it right now, alright? Great. Hello Hi, can I speak to Stephanie please?

This is she Hey Stephanie, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning I'm moving 92.5 Are you kidding? No, I'm not What's up? Not much, what's up with you? No, I'm not. What's up? Not much.

What's up with you? You know, hanging out. You were wondering why I might be calling you? Yeah. Well, have you heard the second date up? What's that? I said concert tickets. Concert tickets?

No. You wish. Yeah, I don't have any of those, unfortunately. But what I do have is an opportunity for you to be reconnected with an old flame. Interesting. Stephanie, you recently went out on a date with a guy named Todd. Uh-huh. And did you enjoy going out with Todd?

Well, that's hard. I mean, honestly, Todd was kind of a player. You think he was a player? Oh, yeah. I mean, self-admitted. How did he admit that he was a player to you? I mean, we had a really good time and connected, and I went into this thinking that this was a potential contender,

and at the end he was just like, so I'm not looking for anything serious, you know. It's just on cue, the whole tap dance, you know. That doesn't mean that he's a player, Stephanie. It could mean that he's busy, he doesn't have time for a relationship, he really likes you. Uh-huh, uh-huh. She doesn't like you's a player, Stephanie. It could mean that he's busy, doesn't have time for a relationship, he really likes you. She doesn't like you.

That's cute. Stephanie, Todd emailed us about you and he wanted us to contact you. He doesn't have time, but he has time to email you. Too busy to do it himself. It's like hiring an assistant, basically. Not really. Yeah.

But he wants a second chance to go out with you. Todd was great. to do it himself. It's like hiring an assistant, basically. Not really. Yeah. So he, but he wants a second chance to go out with you. Todd was great. Todd and I had chemistry. Todd and I had sparks and then it just fell apart at the end

and I'm just like turned off. You turned off by him? Yeah. I mean, it hurt my feelings. I really opened up to him and liked him a lot. Hey, Stephanie?

I mean, yeah. At this point, I'd like to let you know that Todd is actually my feelings. I really opened up to him and liked him a lot. Hey, Stephanie? At this point, I'd like to let you know that Todd is actually on the other line and has been listening this whole time. Todd, say hi to Stephanie. Of course he has. Hi, Todd. I'm sorry that it's come to this, but you didn't really leave me any

choice. Uh-huh. So what's the deal? Are we going to try this again or what? Oh. Try what again? Like, I don't... Go out and have a good time.

A good time. Cute. I don't know, dude. You do know. I don't know. You do know. Hey, I'm going gonna agree with Todd on this based off the way that you laughed

when you first said hi it's in there you want to go out with him again don't you Stephanie I'm mad at him she does I'll fix that Stephanie

at least he was honest with you yeah on the whole like usually even afterwards afterwards yeah thank you Stephanie no that doesn't it's not but still Stephanie, at least he was honest with you. Yeah. On the whole, like, usually even... Afterwords, afterwards. Yeah, but... Thank you, Stephanie.

No, that doesn't... It's not but still. You didn't have to say that. I'm sorry, but I'm a catch. Listen, guys. You're a what? I'm a catch. Like, there's guys who actually want to date me, Todd.

There's, like, real people out there who aren't just going to call me on like a lonely night. I mean, listen, I'm busy. I know that you're busy. We had a great time. I know that you had a blast with me. I'm just thinking that we could go out and do that again. I'm not ruling out the possibility of something happening in the future,

but like, let's just stay present. Stephanie, you guys could be like one of those professional power couples you see in the movies. Like, you both got your careers, you're headed on straight and narrow, and once in a while you get together professional power couples you see in the movies. You both got your careers. You're headed straight and narrow. And once in a while, you get together and have a great time and hook up. It's fabulous. You compounded with this guy is bad news.

Because all this guy is saying is he doesn't want to put a label on it so that he can get some other tail on the side without getting in trouble. That's not true at all. Did you have a good time with me, Steph? I had a great time. So what's the problem? Let's go out and have a good time with me, Steph? I had a great time. So what's the problem? Let's go out and have another good time. Stephanie, if it helps, we'll pay for it. We'll pay for you guys to go out on a second date.

Will you go out with Todd again? She was so strong at the beginning of this. Give him another chance. I will give you another chance. Yes, Todd! Yes! They're not going to be in a relationship. Why are we bothering paying for the dinner? Let's just pay for them to go to motels. That's true. Oh, yes. They're not going to be in a relationship. Why are we bothering paying for the dinner? Let's just pay for them to go to motels.

That's true. Oh, no. Stephanie, hey, if you go out with him again, that's fine, but just don't have any expectations of this guy. Okay. I feel like you're lying to me right now. You can expect to have a good time because that's what's going to happen. I'm excited for you guys.

Todd, congratulations. You got your second date. Stephanie, I'm excited for you guys. Todd, congratulations. You got your second date. Stephanie, I'm going to call you. You better pick up. Okay. Stephanie, are you excited at all to go out with Todd again? Yes, but, you know, there's... Yes, I'm excited.

You just be honest with her, Todd, okay? Berkey was kind of honest with me. He was? How? How, Stephanie? Did I mention he's really cute? Broken Jubal in the morning.

I've never seen a... Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed?

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, but, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie,

Johnny Marr, E, Jonathan Sheckner, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or

wherever you get your podcasts.