Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Horrible Kisser

Episode Date: September 12, 2012

It's NEVER a good sign when someone says kissing you is "like kissing a sloppy joe with teeth." Jubal gets all the juicy DETAILS from Jack and Elizabeth's terrible first date in the podcast!(Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you go to find your podcast. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Alright, you go out on a date with someone, have what you think is a great time, and they don't get back to you. We'll call them for you and ask them why. We've got Elizabeth on the phone. She emailed us. Elizabeth, how are you?

Fine, thank you. And what happened on your date? I mean, it's exactly what you said. I thought we had a really good time. We went out with some other couples couples and we went to a movie. And we seemed to really click and then we all went out for drinks. And then he and I sort of peeled off. You know, we started making out and it was really nice.

All of a sudden, he pulled sort of back away and he said, Oh my gosh, I didn't realize what time it is. I gotta go or something like that. And just left me there. I mean, didn't offer to walk me to my car. He didn't make a date for another meeting. Nothing. Okay, so this was while you were making out.

Like he just kind of stopped making out with you and said, I got to go? Yeah, pretty much. Are you sure you want to go on another date with this guy? You know, at this point, I don't even know. I just want to know what happened. Like, why would someone do that? He could have at least walked me to my car. Did you say anything? Did you, like, does your breath stink?

Anything that would make him go, like, all right, I got to get out of here. I mean, okay, I really don't think so. Because what happened was he leaned in to kiss me, right? And then he could have easily backed away then. But then it got sort of hot and heavy. And, like, he seemed really into it. And then he just stopped and looked at his watch. He literally said, look at the time. I've got to go. Has this ever happened to you before?

Never in my life. I've never felt anything like this before. Did he tell you at the beginning of the date That he had a time constraint Or there was something that he had to leave at a certain time No no clue I mean no I didn't hear anything about that At this point I just want to know

I want to know what happened I'm imagining that you know it's probably not going to be Some glowing review if he like just split like that So you're ready to hear that But you're just curious I really am I mean who does that Okay Elizabeth we're going to hear that, but you're just curious. I really am. I mean, who does that? Okay, Elizabeth, we're going to call him. What's his name again? Jack? Jack. Alright, we're going to call Jack right after this.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second Date Update. Okay, we've got Elizabeth on the phone with us. She emailed us because she went on a date with a guy named Jack, went to a movie with a bunch of friends. They ended up going off alone. They were making out. In her words, things were getting hot and heavy when all of a sudden he pulls away, looks at his watch, and goes,

oh, look at the time. I have to go, and then just splits, leaving her alone downtown to walk back to her car by herself. All right, Elizabeth, we're going to call him, okay? Okay. All right, we're going to call him, okay? Okay. All right, we're going to dial now, see if he'll answer, and then, yeah, we'll find out why he hasn't gotten back to you. How are you feeling, Elizabeth?

A little nervous. Okay, it's ringing. Hello? Hey, I was looking for Jack. This is Jack. Hey, man, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Moving 92.5. I just wanted to call and talk to you about something, if you've got a second.

Sorry, who is this from? Who? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station, moving 92.5 Yeah, I know I know your show What's this about? Well, you and I have a mutual friend and I just wanted to ask you a question

about her Who's the mutual friend? Her name's Elizabeth Are we on the radio? Yeah, we are. It's a segment Her name's Elizabeth. Wait, I mean, are we on the radio? Yeah, we are. It's a segment on our show we do called Second Date Update. Her name's Elizabeth.

You went out on a date with her. Oh, I know who she is. I just don't know if I want to talk about it on the radio. Well, yeah, but she emailed us to have it talked about on the radio. So if she doesn't mind if it gets put out there, why don't you just tell us why you haven't called her back she and do and do a she's prepared to hear whatever the reason is she knows that you probably don't want to talk to her but she just wants to know the reason why I don't know it's going fine until we started making out.

She started kissing me, and then I don't know. I just felt like I had to get out of there. It was weird. Why? Yeah, there's got to be a specific reason. Normally, if I'm making out with a girl, I'm sticking around usually. I'm not leaving. There's got to be a big thing to make me leave.

No, it wasn't fun. It was hands down by far the worst kiss I've ever had. Oh, come on, dude. What was so bad about it? I don't know. It was like, it was, it was, I mean, I don't know. I don't know if she's ever kissed anyone before. I really don't think she has.

Jack, I'm here and I have kissed plenty of people before, and I've never heard that before. I've never heard a complaint before, ever. Oh, my. You're on the phone. Okay. Elizabeth is on the other line there. And I didn't hear you complaining after the first kiss either.

No, you're right. I just took off. What was so bad about the kiss, Jack? It was like I was being, I felt like I was being mauled or clawed by a feral dog. It was like no passion. It was like no give and take.

It was just like a cat kissing. It was like kissing a sloppy joe with teeth. It was awful. I might never kiss again. A sloppy joe with teeth. Elizabeth, have. I might never kiss again. A sloppy Joe with teeth. Elizabeth, have you ever heard this complaint before? No. Never. I can't imagine that.

I can't imagine that that's true. No. Most of my boyfriends have liked aggressive women, so that's how I've learned to kiss. It felt like I was being attacked, like I couldn't get anything. So you felt violated on your date with Elizabeth then? Yeah, I just felt like i there was nothing like i wasn't contributing anything to that kiss it was just you weren't and that was the problem well i was i was trying jack is that a total make

it or break it for you like would you ever consider maybe just saying that you didn't like the kiss so much maybe Maybe give her a little feedback? No. I mean, maybe if there was a conversation. Now this whole radio thing has made it way too weird. All right, that brings me to my next question. The show would like to offer you guys a second date. You guys can go out.

We'll pay for it. Would you be willing to go on a second date? No. No? No. No. No. I don't ever want to see him again. What if he offers to teach you how to kiss correctly, Elizabeth? I don't need to be taught how to kiss.

So that's a no from both of you on the second date. That's a no. No. Broken Jubal in the morning. You know I'm not one. Now it's broken jubile in the morning. John Stewart is back at the daily show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with the daily show ears edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

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