Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: I Don’t Remember

Episode Date: December 17, 2012

Kenny got too drunk and pissed himself on the first date, but he claims not to remember a thing! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch

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and we'll see if we can get to the bottom of it for you. We've got Kenny on the phone today. Kenny, how are you? Hey, I'm all right, guys. How are you doing? I'm good. You don't sound all right. Sad, Kenny.

I'm confused. Yeah. Confused, Kenny. Spell it out for us, Kenny. All right, Kenny. So you emailed us. Tell us what your email said. Well, I had a date. It was a blind date. Her name, Kenny. All right, Kenny. So you emailed us. Tell us what your email said. Well, I had a date.

It was a blind date. Her name, Olivia. And we went to a movie. We're going to go to a movie and then out to eat. What movie did you guys see? We saw the new Batman movie. So I know it's not so new anymore,

but that's all right. That's fine. He was at the discount theater, but that's fine. Yeah, yeah, a little long, but, you know, it was good. Okay. And, you know, we seemed to be heading it off, even though we were in the theater, you know, we would make comments on the film a little bit, and maybe I was a little bit nervous, but I don't know, I had a little bit to drink before I left, just a beer before I left the house, no big deal. Okay. And we left the house. No big deal. Okay. All right.

And we left the movie and went to go out to eat. And I said, okay, I'll be right back. I went to the restroom and I came out and she was gone. Really? She just left. Wow. That's weird. That happens more than people think because we've got a lot of emails where people will just ditch somebody.

Yeah. So did you try to get a hold of her after she left? Yeah, I called her cell and she didn't answer. And I thought maybe she was by my car because that's where we originally met, the theater, and she wasn't by my car. Do you know if she has IBS? What is IBS? Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Sometimes you just got to take off from places when you have it. It's true. No, I didn't get to know her that well, unfortunately. And no, like, awkward or offensive moments, comments you could think of? No, nothing I can think of. I mean, it's pretty clear to me she doesn't want a second date, but what's really bothering me is that I have no clue what happened. All right, so you know, obviously, that she probably doesn't want to go out with you again,

and you're ready to hear why. Yeah, I'd ready to hear why. Okay, we're going to call Olivia right after Neo. Let me love you. It's Moving 92.5. Okay, we've got Sad Kenny on the phone. Kenny went out on a date with a girl named Olivia. They went to the movies, and after the movies, he went to the bathroom and she

was gone. Kenny, are you ready to call her? I'm ready. You don't really care what she says. You just want to know. I'm a little nervous. I think Kenny's the most prepared of anyone because he's already faced it. Like, I'm going to hear the worst. I think Sad Kenny's going to cry.

Aww. I think Sad Kenny's been crying. All right. Sad Kenny, hold on, okay? Hello? Hey, Olivia, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. Jubal, what's up?

Are you phone tapping me? I am not phone tapping you. That would be the worst phone tap ever. That would be terrible. No surprise to it at all. No, I'm not phone tapping you. I'm doing a second date update on you. Oh! Any idea who that could be? Yeah, I don't go on a lot of dates. I know who it is.

Okay, you know who it is. So, it's a guy named kenny now you ditched him right after the movie that you guys went to with no explanation and haven't called him back or anything mm-hmm okay we've deemed kenny sad kenny sad kenny yeah i have another name for him oh you do what is that drunk kenunk Kenny. Oh. He did say that he had a beer before you went to the movies. Was he drunk on your date? Yeah. How drunk?

Well, I didn't do a blood test on him, but he was definitely intoxicated. I could smell it. He slurred some of his words. That's bad. And the reason why I just failed without saying anything, which I would never do. He goes, let me go use the bathroom. And I walk around the corner and I see him peeing in the parking garage.

No way. Yeah, seriously. And I don't know if he's like too drunk to remember. Kenny is on the phone. Kenny? Yeah. Do you remember peeing in the parking lot i do not remember that all right when we talked to you earlier kenny you said that you had a beer before the date

how much did you drink really i i have one beer and like yeah you know just a couple shots on the way out the door but i remember, almost all of the movie. I did not think that I was that drunk, and I'm kind of in shock right now that she thinks I was that drunk. Do you usually take a couple of shots on your way out the door? Well, I just haven't had a date in a while. That's the way to do it. Yeah. Well, it explains a lot.

What do you mean? What else does it explain? I mean, I just remember when I first came out, I don't know. I can hold a lot more than that. I'm surprised it shows that much. So, Olivia, yeah, you know, if you listen to that, don't worry. Kenny can get a lot drunker if you want him to. Can anyone hold Olivia partially responsible for letting this dude drive home, though?

Why didn't you offer him a ride? Yeah. Yeah. I was hammered. You should have known better, Olivia. Let's turn this all back around on you. I'm just saying. There's got to be, you know.

It wasn't like, listen, it was more like turned off by the fact that he showed up drunk and then he was peeing in the garage. And I think I just, I didn't even think about that. Okay. Alright, Kenny, well there's your answer. Can I ask her if she'd want

to try again under different circumstances like a daytime tea date or something? Tea? You certainly can. You know, at the end of these, we say we'll pay for your second date if you're interested. So, Kenny, go ahead and ask her out. Would you like to start

over, Olivia, with maybe, like, coffee or something? Um, I don't... I'm sorry. I don't think so. I just... That's a big deal to me. Like, somebody who drinks a lot, I just can't do it. What are you,

Charity Churchmouse over here? Hey, I understand her point. Yeah, because you're a vegan who doesn't drink and didn't have sex until you were 24. Brooke just wants every single one of these

to go out on a second date. Have you noticed that? Every time we do one, no matter how bad it is, she's always like, aww. No matter the red flags that are there. I mean, I'm just not, it's just not cool for me.

So you don't want a second date then with Kenny? No. You realize that's going to drive him to drink even more now. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt.

And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics,

entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all.

Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.