Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: I Have Your Bra

Episode Date: April 22, 2016

It's the AGE OLD TRICK, that works 99.9% of the time...HOOKUP with somebody, and LEAVE a piece of clothing at their place, so that you're GUARANTEED to see them again...because you GOTTA get it back... BUT, this is the second date update...so the .001% of the time, is what happened today...you'll hear why in the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And now none of them are getting a call back, and they're all on the line right now. All eight of them are on the phone. They're all punched up. We're going to talk to the whole group. No. Actually, it's just Jake who was in that group that picked up a bunch of girls, and he's not getting a call back from the girl that he liked. What's up, Jake?

How are you? Hey, how you doing? Good. Are you the only one out of this group pickup not getting a call back, by the way? I guess. I think I was also the only one to hook up, but I don't know. I could be wrong about that. Look, I liked how you threw in a humble brag there.

That was real cute, Jake. So tell us about your second date update. Who do you want to call today? I want to call Kara. And how did you meet Kara? So it was my birthday, and we went bar hopping, a group of my buddies, and we saw this cute group of girls.

So we sent them over a round of drinks., and we saw this cute group of girls. Okay. So we sent them over around drinks. They accepted. Then went over there and just started hanging out and chatting and talking to them all. Did you charge them for the drinks? We did. Yeah, we did. Good.

Okay. That's good. Just making sure. Before you guys went over to the table of the group of girls, did you have a discussion about who was going to pair up with which woman? Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, we definitely worked that out beforehand.

Yeah. And unfortunately, my last buddy, he got stuck with, yeah, there's always one. And he's the one in our group, too. He had to fall on the grenade, huh? Yeah. All right. So you got Kara. Tell us about Kara.

Kara, I mean, she's got these beautiful blue eyes and uh it's not like you're gonna say something else you know it's strictly her eyes yeah yeah that's actually really nice that's a nice compliment yeah and she just like really quick to laugh and I love that. I thought that was very charming. So you guys seemed to click immediately when you started chatting with her? I thought so, yeah, definitely. What kind of signs was she giving you that she was into you? I think I read, like, they say the laughing.

Maybe that's what it's like, you know, if someone laughs at your jokes and they're stupid and mine usually are. But then we went to go play beer pong and it was going pretty good. But then I shut the ball and it took this ricochet and it hit her right in the face. Yeah.

Right. And those beautiful, the left one, I think it was. I love your eyes. I want to just swell one up real quick. Does you seem upset by that? Or was it just a funny moment?

You know, we ended up laughing about it. So I think it actually was kind of a bonding moment, I guess. So I invited basically everyone back over to my place. I think just about everyone came, and we were hanging, and she ended up spending the night. Nice. Yeah, yeah.

Ping-pong ball to the face always gets the job done. That's the move. Okay, so how was everything the next morning? Well, the next morning, she was getting dressed, and she couldn't find her bra. You hit it, didn't you? Well, that's my other move. No, but, well, we spent, like, a good part of the morning looking around, trying to find it. Looked all over my room, like, even the living room, and we never could find it.

But I was like, hey, maybe you still want to grab some breakfast or something. She was like, I got to go. I got to get to work. And she left. So it was a little weird. But I ended up finding the bra a little later that day. And I called her, left her a message, and sent her a text. Got your bra. you know, love

to see you. Did you send her a picture of you wearing the bra? You know, that was going to be my next, no. But anyway, so I haven't, have not heard from her since. So she hasn't said anything back to you at all? Nothing. Yeah, you, and it's a nice bra. Yeah.

That surprises me because normally that's the move. Like a girl will leave something at your house so that you're forced to see her again. That's called the old leave behind. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, sometimes girls just accidentally leave something behind and have to give it up because they don't want to see you again. No. I mean, that's expensive purchase.

You know, she must really not want to talk to you. Yeah, you messed up. I hope not. I thought we were having a great time you. Yeah, you messed up. I hope not. I thought we were having a great time. I thought we had a great time. Is there any reason why you think she doesn't want to call you back? Other than the ping pong ball. I know.

I thought it was a pretty great night. She was just stewing on that all night. You guys hooked up and everything. Next morning, just like, I can't get over the ping pong ball thing. I'm sorry. Did she give you any indication that she wanted something more than just a hookup? Because maybe that's all she was looking for.

I don't think so. No, I mean, we were just hanging out for one night. You know, we didn't really get into anything serious. We were just getting to know each other, kind of, talking. Okay, well, play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, or at least get her bra back. Yeah, thank you.

Really appreciate it. Hang on. Regardless of what happens in today's second date update, it is a success in my book. Why's that? Because Jake is on the phone, and no matter what happens, Jake at least has himself a brand new bra. I can picture him in his apartment

just strutting around, looking in the mirror at that fabulous new item that he has. Getting ready to go out for a night with the boys with his brand new Vicky's Secret bra on. Looking like a million bucks. Jake, are you sure you want to do this second date update, man?

I would keep the bra if I were you. It is a nice bra. It is amazing what some sexy undergarments will do for your self-confidence when out on the town. I feel 75% more confident. Yeah, sexy bra will do that. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Jake is on the phone. He met a girl named Kara when they were out at the bar with a bunch of friends.

They all kind of met up and hung out. He ended up hooking up with her, and she left her bra at his place. He's been trying to call her to give the bra back and maybe get a second date, but she's ignored him, which is very rare, because normally when a girl leaves a bra behind or something like that, it's in hopes that you'll call her, so you have to see her again to meet up to at least give the bra back and maybe get another date out of it.

All right, man, I'm going to dial the phone number right now and call her. Are you ready? Okay, yeah, yeah. And how are you going to feel if it turns out she just wanted a hookup? I'd be very disappointed, actually. I mean, because I thought we really had a,

there was a real spark there, you know? I thought there was a real connection. All right, well, give her a call and see what happened, okay? Okay. Hello? Hi, is Kara there? Yeah, this is her.

Hey, Kara, how are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. I'm good. Sorry, you mean like the radio guy? Yes, that is exactly what I mean. What is going on? What's up? Why are you, what? Well, I'm calling you because somebody emailed the show about you.

What? Yeah, it's a guy that you met recently named Jake. I don't, I don't understand. Why is he calling you guys? Well, because you guys recently hung out and he's been trying to get ahold of you cause he would love a second date, but you haven't been returning any of his phone calls or text messages. So he asked if we could get you on the phone and find out if you don't like Jake. Oh wow. Okay. This is awkward. Do you like Jake?

I am not super interested in him. I'm sorry. Is there a reason why? You know, he's very nice. I'm just, I guess he's just not my type, I guess. You're avoiding him big time, right? Did he tell you that? I'm confused. He said that he has your bra, and I just know that if I leave a bra at a guy's house and I don't go back for it, it means I really don't want to see him because that is a big loss. Oh, my God.

Okay. Yeah. He told us all about the night you guys hung out. He said you met at a bar, went back to his place Had some fun You woke up early, said you had to go to work And then just walked out of his life And left your bra behind Sounds like a rom-com

He's been trying to get a hold of you And he wants to know why you're not returning any of his phone calls Um, oh God This is so weird You don't need to feel bad about it. I mean, if you just needed to get yours one night, nobody's judging. I've lost some nice jewelry in the same type of situations before. No, I mean, I wasn't even I just like I mean, I wasn't even really that interested in him like that night.

Wow. You sure have an interesting way of showing it. The truth comes out What do you mean you weren't interested in him? I just think sort of just like Spiral out of control Okay One of my girlfriends had like a thing

For one of his friends And she just kind of like begged me to be Like a wing woman for her And like to keep Jake entertained And I did Basically so my friend could hook up with his friend, but then everyone's at Jake's place and he's like saying it's his birthday. And I feel bad because it's like, do I give you a present?

And just sort of like stuck around. Well, are you saying that you did it because it's his birthday? I'm saying that's probably one of the reasons that i did it but i'm not proud of it and he again he's super nice he's so nice but like just not just not my type not the kind of guy that i'm gonna hang out with he'll be happy to know that that was a very nice birthday present he got yeah and literally my friend kept, like, begging me, like, every 15 minutes, I was like, I think I'm going to college.

Like, please just stay a little bit longer. So I stayed longer. Yeah, you did. All right, well, you are a very good wingwoman. I want to kiss your friends. Yeah, I'm the best wingwoman ever. I should also let you know that Jake is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

Shut up. He's not on the line. Yes, he is. Yeah, I am on the line, Kara. I'm right here. Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I mean, what am I?

Was I the second, third? Was I your choice at all? I don't understand. I can't believe this. It's so not even about you, and this is super weird that you have me on the radio right now. Well, I think it's kind of about me. You know, I was there, too. You know, it was my birthday.

I mean. Yeah, that's why I stayed with you. God. I mean, this is so crazy to me. I mean, you really, you didn't want to be with me? You just did that for my birthday? Yeah, I mean, you really, you didn't want to be with me? You just did that for my birthday? Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry. It's just like in real life, you're not my type.

It just would never work. What's your type then? I just like I'm more attracted to people like guys who are like have a lot of intelligence. Oh, Kara. I don't know if you meant that to sound the way it did, but yeah, that sounded really rude, Kara. No, I mean, we had a good conversation, but it was very surfacy, you know? I just could tell that there wasn't very much behind it.

We're in a bar. You know, I mean, we are in the philosophy and stuff. I don't know, science or something. We're playing beer pong. We're not discussing politics or the Middle East. We're just having fun. I don't know what to tell you. You're just not my type.

I mean, you had a good birthday, so just be good with it. Just be at peace with the fact that your birthday was a success. And by the way, actually, since I have you on the phone, if I could get my bra back, that would be awesome. Speaking of that, would you guys like to go on a second date? Kara, we'll pay for it. It'd be a perfect opportunity for you to get your bra back. Will you go on a second

date with Jake? I would rather not go on a date, but I would like to get my bra back if that is an option. Is there a way for her to get the bra back without a date, Jake? I mean, I can leave it, I guess, in front of my house or something.

I don't know. You can mail it. Jake, mail is always a really good option when these type of situations arise. All right. I mean, it's... Kara, you can text me your address later. I can send it to you.

I'll text you my work address. Awesome. Thanks a lot, you guys. Kara, good luck getting your bra back. Thanks. Jake, I told you you should have kept the bra and just been happy with it. I guess so.

Yeah. Maybe put your underwear in the package that you send to our work. That might help. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 7592 that says, I've gotten pity sex on my birthday before. Totally awesome. That's Broken Jubal in the morning.

Talking about today's second date update. This dude named Jake wanted to call Kara because she wasn't calling him back after they hooked up one night when he was out on his birthday. He got her on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling him back after they hooked up one night when he was out on his birthday. He got her on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling him back. She was actually the wing woman for her friend. And she was taking the bullet and hanging out with him. And then she decided, hey, it's the guy's birthday. She's like the nicest chick ever. She's like, I'm bored tonight too.

You'll do. Happy, happy birthday, whatever. But she did not want to go out with him again, so they agreed to not go back. And she did leave her bra at his place. I guess he's going to mail it to her or something to get it back to her. I bet she's very happy about getting that back. Those things are hard to find a good one. Do have every guy texting in at 78592 going, it's my birthday, too.

Yeah, like, what's this girl's number? Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight 92.5. Ugh. We're so done with

New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want.

And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt.

And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zittron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards' Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

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