Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: I Heart Hitler

Episode Date: January 4, 2017

Today's Second Dater, Jessie ruined his entire date, by uttering just 4 little words. Not only was his date turned off, but she never ever ever wants to see him again. Hear it in the Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Go to InTheLoopSingles.com today. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. I'm actually kind of surprised that the guy on the phone for a second date update today actually wants to do a second date update. Because in his email, he said that the girl he was out with spent the whole time on her phone. So annoying. It's a problem I've never had because usually girls are so mesmerized by my beautiful hazel eyes. They never even think about staring at their phone screen. Only time they do it is actually take a picture of my eyes

because they want to show their friends. Anyway, I guess we'll talk to Jesse and see why he wants to call this girl back. So, Jesse, your email said the girl you went out with was on her phone the whole time. Why do you even want to do a second date update? Well, she's actually a really cool person, and besides the fact that she was on her phone the whole time,

I do like her. Okay. You know, we did have some conversation. I feel like this is such a good example of men who really love to chase. Because it sounds like the girl was really bored on your date if she's on her phone the whole time. I guess I didn't think about that part. What's her name, first of all? Her name's Lori.

What did you guys do on your date when you went out? We just went out to dinner. Okay, and how much of the date was she on her phone? A lot. A lot. Was she texting someone else or was she like, oh my god, look at this Instagram picture I just put up? I couldn't tell. She had like her phone like kind of where I couldn't see the screen, but she was on it and was definitely typing a lot. So I assumed she was texting.

She was live-tweeting your name? Live-tweeting, yeah. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. Did you ever say, hey, can you put the phone down and concentrate on the conversation, please? I actually did. I said it kind of rudely, I think. It was bugging me a lot. I was getting kind of pissed off about her being on the phone. She'd be mid-conversation and would not be paying attention to what I was saying. I'd ask her a question, and I'd say something, and she wouldn't answer.

So I kind of blew up at her, I guess. I didn't yell, but I said it loud enough to where the tables next to us kind of looked over. Really? What did you say? I was just like, who are you texting? Like, I was in the middle of talking, and she obviously wasn't paying attention. You're like, hey, person over here across the table who's probably going to pay for your expensive dinner, would you mind putting the phone down for a second?

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't that bad, but I think I did come off as a jerk. So did she put her phone down at that point? Were you guys actually able to enjoy the rest of the date? She did put her phone down, but the date wasn't too enjoyable after that. All right. Awkward moment. Is that why you think she's not calling you back? Because you yelled at her about being on the phone?

I'm afraid it is. After the date, I apologized. I tried to explain to her that I was wanting to hang out with her. I'm afraid it is. After the date, I apologized. I tried to explain to her that I was wanting to hang out with her. I'd been so excited about finally having a date with her. And, you know, I just wanted to talk to her, and she was on the phone the whole time. And so, you know, I was also nervous something was wrong. Maybe it was a family issue or something, but she wouldn't tell me who she was texting.

And she just kind of hugged me, and then we went our ways, and I haven't heard back. You didn't say, like, can we try this again? Yeah. Yeah, I did. I was like, you know, please, let's meet up again. And she just kind of nodded and said, yeah, okay. And I was like, all right, well, I'll text you, and I texted her a couple times. We know she knows how to use that phone.

Yeah. She's getting that text message. We know that she's seen your text, for sure. She hasn't gotten back to you at all, not a word. No, not anything, and I'm not trying to be overbearing and get on her a whole bunch, but I at least need to know if she's mad at me for when I yelled at her. I don't know. You just want the opportunity to explain to her that, hey, sorry I snapped, but you were on your phone the whole time, and that's pretty rude.

Yeah, yeah, and I feel like I did explain that afterwards, but it was right after it happened. And I just kind of want to, if that's the problem, I'd like to apologize to her again about it and, you know, and try to have another date. And maybe whatever she's on the phone with about, she can not do that next time and I won't yell at her. What makes her so special? I mean, if you're online dating, I'm assuming that you have some other options you can go with. Yeah, well, honestly, she's gorgeous. When I first started talking with her, I thought she was too pretty for a dating

website, you know, but then I got to know her a little bit, and we have a lot of the same interests, and, you know, I don't know. I would like to get to know her more. Do you want this to be more of a hookup, or are you actually trying to date this girl? Because from the sounds of your date, it sounds to me like you want to see her again just so you can hook up and you're not actually interested in dating her. Yeah. I mean, there's definitely part of that. Yeah.

I've tried not to be too honest here, but. I mean, I'd definitely like to hook up with her. I don't know. Maybe a relationship, too. I don't know. I mean, you know, anything can happen. We're both young and... You just want another chance at whatever it is.

Yeah, I feel like I put a lot of effort into it. You know, there was a lot going on, and I don't know. I guess I'm really just confused by the whole situation. Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, all right? All right, cool. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update, all right? All right, cool. All right, hang on. I actually don't know if I should do

today's second date update. Why's that? You there, Jesse? Yeah, I'm here. Jesse wants us to call a girl named Lori. They went out on a first date. Lori spent her whole time texting while they were on the date. He even called her out for it, got kind of mad at her, and then things got awkward at that point, and the date was sort of over after he called her out for the texting. Jesse, I think I shouldn't do this second date update. Why? Well, because I've got a little bit of insider information.

The person she was texting on your date was me. That is not true. Yeah, she was texting on your date was me that is not true yeah she was texting me the whole time like hey this guy Jesse's a bore I need a real man to swoop up in here so I can enjoy my evening yeah yeah yeah you still want me to do the second date you still want my seconds

I guess I can give them to you yeah I know how bad are you so it'll be fine oh gosh Jesse that's the gist of it, though. Jesse went out with this girl. She spent the whole time texting. They got in an argument, and she hasn't talked to him since. We're about to get her on the phone and find out if she wants to go out with him again,

even though she didn't seem very interested on your actual date, Jesse. Yeah. All right, well, I'm going to dial the phone number. We'll probably get her on the phone, because I'm assuming it's attached to her hand at all times, and find out if she'd like to go out with you again, okay? Awesome. Alright, here we go. Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Lori, please? This is Lori. Hey, Lori, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Um, hi. Hi, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Um, hi. Hi, how are you? Um, how come the, um, who is this? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Uh, okay, what can I do for you?

Well, you could start by letting me know why you're not calling my man Jesse back. What? You remember going on a date with a guy named Jesse? Yeah. Well, Jesse listens to our radio show, and we do a segment called the Second Date Update. Jesse wants to know why you're not calling him back. Oh. That's weird. It is. It is kind of weird. And I know it's a weird phone

call to get, but do you have a few minutes to talk to us about your date with Jesse? I guess so. Okay. I have a question for you. So Jesse told us a little bit about your date. He said that you were texting the whole time during your date. And then he told us at one point he called you out for it and you seemed a little annoyed that he did that. Yeah, he got really mad at me. He said that. Is that the reason why you don't want to see him again? It's just one of those things where it just didn't work out.

It just wasn't a good fit. Were you disappointed when you saw him? No. Why were you texting the whole time on your date? I was just texting my friend because it was about something he said that was so nuts that I couldn't even believe this was happening. I thought I was on a hidden camera show or something. Wait, something Jesse said that was so crazy? Yeah.

What did he say? I mean, it was just bad. Whatever. It's not that... I really don't want to talk about it, really. Well, here's the thing. Jesse wants us to do this, so he probably should know for future dates if he's saying something so outrageous that you have to text your friend in the middle of it. It might be helpful to him to know what he said.

Yeah, okay. it might be helpful to him to know what he said. Yeah. Okay. So he asked me, like, you know, kind of what are you into, you know, and I was like, oh, I'm, you know, kind of into photography right now. You know, just stuff that I like to do. Just normal first date talk. Yeah, yeah. And then I was like, oh, I asked him what he's into. And he said, I'm really into Hitler. What? No way. Was he joking? Is he talking, oh, is there a band called Hitler? Which is weird, but like, what? That's a little shocking.

Oh my God. And then he said, no, seriously, I can't get enough of Hitler right now. He's amazing. What? He's amazing. I'm half Jewish, too, so it's even worse. Oh my God. It's just like, I can't even, I don't

even understand. I mean, it's just, it's like, and then he starts going off on all these facts about Hitler, like, things that you wouldn't even know. Did you tell him? Like, fun facts about Hitler, like, it's so, it was so weird, and I was like, what am I doing

here? So that's why I was texting, because I was texting my friend, I was like, what do I do? What do I say? Like, what am I doing here? Yeah. So that's why I was texting. Because I was texting my friend. I was like, what do I do? What do I say? Like, what am I doing? And then he gets mad that I was texting. Yeah. That's kind of scary, Lori, when you're out with a guy who's like, I love Hitler.

And then you're on your phone. He's like, put the phone down now. What did you say to him? I just couldn't. I was like, it's not like it's a teaching moment, right? It's not like I need to reach across the table and go, hey man, probably shouldn't talk about your love of Hitler on the first date.

That is a good point. Hey. I'm telling you this now. I still can't believe it. Speaking of teaching moments and letting him know that he shouldn't be talking about his love of Hitler on the first date, Lori, he's actually on the other line listening right now. What?

Yeah. You're kidding. No. I'm shocked, too, because I had no idea that this was even something that was an issue in the date or something that came up. It wasn't an issue. It's an issue. It's an issue.

It's like a universal issue. It's an issue. It's an issue. Like, it's like a universal issue. Yeah. No. It's like a hateful, horrible thing, and you're, like, into it. And what? No, no. I'm into it. Like, the man himself was, he was a great, it was, the person, he was an artist.

He drew stuff. He was, look, morality aside, okay? Crazy stuff. He was an amazing person, you know. No, no, no. Morality is kind of the point. I know this sounds bad, but I was just bringing up other facts about him. And he's very interesting to me.

The things that he, the person he was before things happened. Before things happened? I'm just saying that I've been reading a lot. We were talking about things we've been doing. I've been watching a lot of documentaries and I just can't get enough of watching and learning. It's fascinating. It's so fascinating that that person, that human. It is fascinating.

I'll say that. I watch documentaries. It's fascinating. It's a very, very bad mark in human history. But it is fascinating. Is that what you were trying to say, Jesse, rather than you're a fan of Hitler? Yes, I was not saying, I do not support his issues.

I do not support what he did. You said, I'm really into Hitler right now. Right! I'm really into baseball right now. I'm really into rocket science. I don't know. It was something I'm really into rocket science. I don't know.

Like, it was something I'm studying. It's just something I like to learn about things. It's what I'm learning about right now. I'm just learning a lot about Hitler. I keep learning more and more things, and it's just crazy how much it's about this guy. Oh, my God. That's what you want to learn. You're a fan.

You're a fan. People are fans of, like, One Direction. You're that kind of fan. Hey, hey, hey, don't you dare talk about One Direction. You're that kind of fan. Hey, hey, hey, don't you dare talk about One Direction, okay? We don't want to remember the things that they've done for society. Terrible.

I'm not saying I'm a fan, okay? We were talking about what we're into right now. It's what I'm reading about. This is totally getting taken into context. So why don't you say it like that, Jesse? Why don't you say, I've been watching a lot of documentaries about Hitler and I find them very interesting. Even so.

Who even says that? Exactly. Who even brings it up? I'm even trying to make up excuses for you now and I don't care. You were texting. You were texting the whole date and then you wouldn't say anything

if you had told me that you were... Because I was scared because you seemed like a crazy, evil person. All right, think about it. Think about it. Alright, what's worse? Texting on a date or talking about Hitler? What? I rest my case. I guess they're both bad.

I don't even know what to do with that, really. They're both really bad things to do on a date. I mean, I would argue that the texting is the lesser of the two evils. Well, it's not like he did anything Hitler did. He just said he likes to watch documentaries about him. He's not as bad of a guy as everybody thinks he is.

He's the worst guy ever! Ever, ever! Lori, at this moment, I would like to ask if you'll go on a second date with Jesse. We will pay for it. Not even, no! Like, no! What? Sorry, Jesse, no second date for you.

That's fine fine It's okay If she's going to get upset About little stupid things In conversation When she asks me a question Yeah, I agree I mean, you've got a bunch Of history to catch up on anyway

You don't need to be going On dates right now Right? Exactly Whatever I've got plenty of other people I can hang out You know, I've got a group

That we meet up And we talk about All kinds of stuff I bet you do Cut up bed sheets. It's not like that, dude. Seriously. Move in 92.5.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up. Well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all,

make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast.

From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good.

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