Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: I Liked Her Butt

Episode Date: May 2, 2014

When we read the subject line of Cory's email, we knew right away that we HAD to do a Second Date Update with him... It just said "I Liked Her Butt". SO MANY QUESTIONS for Cory.. and they'll all be answered when we talk to his date Autumn in the Second Date Update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5 Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update Sometimes when selecting an email for a second date update, you choose one based on the content that's inside the email. Sometimes you look at the subject line and go, yeah, we're going to do a second date update on this one.

The subject line for this email simply said, I liked her butt. Genius. That was it. So I was like, of course, we're going to do a second date update on this email. Corey is on the phone with us right now. And Corey, how are you?

Yeah, I'm good, man. How you doing? Good. Thank you for the email. So does this butt that you liked have a name? Yes. Yeah, yeah. her name was Autumn. Autumn, okay.

And how did you meet Autumn? We were in the coffee shop, and, you know, we were sort of checking each other out, and I was like, you know, I just said, like, hey. Sounds like you are a smooth operator. Yeah, yeah, you know, I have all the good lines. All right, so that's it. That's how you get a lady's number at the coffee shop i just hey you know but then you'd be surprised how often

that works and they're just like hey and then it's like wow this is a great place yeah so you started up you know you started up a conversation with her you must be hot cory that's all i'm thinking did you did you like say to her hey i like your butt a lot like you got girl you got back for days yeah my name's cory she was in front of me in line so it was weird because i kept like talking to her because i wanted to talk to her to meet her so that I could get to know her and her butt. I'm glad you acknowledge there's more to her than her butt. Yes.

She's a whole person. I wanted to get to know her personality as well as her butt's personality. But then, like, every time I would talk to her, she would, like, turn around and face me. And I would be like, oh, man, but no, now I can't see her butt again. So then I would, like, be quiet for a minute, and she'd turn back around. I love it. That's awesome. I know know it would be ridiculous but you know but it worked and i got a date out of it and i invited her to go play some old school video games with me at this arcade yeah nice and uh we had a good time i mean she was killing it on the Ms. Pac-Man machine.

But then she was like, oh, I got to get going. I got to get going. She kept talking about how she had to get home soon. And I was like, oh, come on. We're having fun. You know, let's hang out. And I was like, let's go get a drink. I'm thinking maybe she doesn't want to be in the arcade anymore.

I was like, what do you have to get home for? What do you have to work tomorrow? What's happening? You didn't hound her. Did you actually hound her like that? Because then I could understand her not wanting to call you back. Like, what do you mean you got to go home? No, you know, what's happening? You didn't hound her. Did you actually hound her like that? Because then I could understand her not wanting to call you back. Like, you'd be like, what do you mean you've got to go home? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What do you mean you're employed?

Yeah, I was totally like, yeah, what's the matter? Why don't you hang out? Yeah, was it like that? I was cool about it. Okay, the way you're telling, the way you're describing it, sounds like you were pressuring her into hanging out. And because I will say, there's a fine line, Corey, between, like, teasing and then a girl actually feeling you're telling the way you're describing it sounds like you were pressuring her into hanging out and because i will say there's a fine line cory between like teasing and then a girl actually feeling you're being mean i think i was being nice about it you know sometimes people are like

i feel like hanging out but i need to be sort of like convinced to really just like hang out and they just like want someone to give them permission to like not be responsible peer pressured into making a mistake is what you're saying. Corey, is there any chance she caught you checking out her butt, like, eight times? Well, I mean, there is a good chance that that happened. Because, like, that did happen. Because, like, I couldn't stop looking at it. Yeah, like, we were playing one of the games, right?

We were, like, sort of, like, playing each other. And, like, a couple times I actually killed my guy early so that I could just, like, stand back and, like, watch her play the game a little bit. Oh, nice move, dude. I didn't tell her that, though. So, you know, I'm just telling you guys that. All right, but she may have noticed. I mean, if you're this obsessed with her butt, she might have noticed. Maybe, maybe.

How did everything end with you guys? Did she say she wanted to see you again well i mean she didn't say she wanted to see me again like exactly you know but like i was feeling vibes and like we totally kissed at the end of the night and like i really got the feeling she was having a good time but was just kind of being like shy i texted her the next day i was like hey i had a lot of fun and then like i didn't hear back so she hasn't responded to any of your texts or phone calls or anything no like not even like uh yeah sorry not interested not even like a butt selfie not even a butt selfie yeah that's rude all right well we'll play a song come back

call her and get your second date update, okay? Awesome, man. Thanks. Hang on. Moving 92.5 Brook and Jubal in the Morning Second Date Update Guys always define themselves by which part of the female body

they're into. Are you a leg man? Are you a boob man? Jose calls himself a pulse man. You got a pulse in your breathing. That's pretty much all he needs. He's a pulse man. Corey on the phone for today's Second Aid Update would describe himself as a butt man. Would you say that's correct, Corey?

Yeah, I like butts. What can I say? He said there's no personality men. Brain and intelligence men. That comes later. Corey emailed us about a Second Aid Update that he wanted to do, personality men. Brain and intelligence men. That comes later. Corey emailed us about a second date update that he wanted to do, and the subject line for his email

simply said, I liked her butt. Nice. We talked to Corey earlier about his date with Autumn. They went and played video games. Seems that they had a good time. Corey can't think of any reason she wouldn't be calling him back. We're about to give her a call right now. There's absolutely nothing you can think of, Corey. The date went perfectly well, in your opinion.

Yeah, we had a great time. Yeah, I don't know. That's why I need your help. All right. Well, we're going to give her a call right now, see if her butt answers. Because the way you talked about it, I'm assuming it has hands and a personality and everything.

We're going to call her right now, see if we can get her on the phone, okay? Cool. Hello? Can I speak to Autumn, please? This is she. Hey, Autumn, how are you? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5.

Sorry, who is this? Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station Movie 92.5. How are you? Okay. Have you heard our show before? Um, no. Well, we do a morning show on Movie 92.5 from 6 to 10 every morning. You should check it out at some point because you're on it right now.

I'm on the show? Yep. Why? Well, because you recently went on a date with one of our listeners. Okay. And they liked you a lot, but you aren't calling them back. Remember going out with a guy named Corey? Oh, my God.

Yeah. Well, Corey liked you a lot. Corey listens to our show, so he emailed us and was like, Hey, I'm having problems with this girl, Autumn. I can't get her to call me back, and I'd like to see her again. Can you guys find out if I did something wrong? Did you enjoy your date with Corey? It was not great.

No, it was not great. Do you mind telling us what wasn't good about it? Yeah, yeah. And you need to broadcast to the world so nobody ever goes out with this pervert again. What did he do? He live tweeted the entire date. Live tweeting? He was live tweeting your date? Live tweeted, yes.

And posted pictures of my butt in almost every tweet that he sent out. Oh, my God. What? Really? Yeah. Almost every tweet had a link that was a picture of my ass. What? And then his hashtag was literally loving the booty.

I have no idea how he did it because I didn't even see him. So he would come up behind me, I guess, and just take pictures of my butt when he was pretending to play video games. I don't know. That is so creepy. Oh, the creepiest. Did he tell you that he was going to be live tweeting your date, which is weird in the first place, but did he tell you that?

No, he didn't tell me anything. He did not say anything. I went to his Facebook, and there was a Twitter link to his Twitter, and I went to his Facebook And there was a Twitter link To his Twitter And I went to that What? So he didn't even hide it well What?

No, he didn't even try to Yeah, I was mortified And obviously my friends were like Okay, done Yeah, true Hey, Corey Yeah Autumn, Corey is actually

On the other line. Oh, my God. Heard what you just said. Hey, Autumn. You're disgusting. Listen, it's not like I put your name on it or anything. And, like, if you hadn't said anything, like, nobody would ever know this anyway. You know?

He does have a point. Autumn, you're anonymous online. Like, he didn't tag your Twitter in it or anything else, did he? He didn't tag my Twitter because he didn't go and follow me on Twitter. But you did say my name. You said Autumn in one of the first tweets you put on there. And I don't care if it doesn't say my last name. Like, that is my, that's my body.

Like, I didn't, you didn't get permission to just, like, post my body online. I know, but we were, like, in a public place. I mean, it's like you're playing a video game, you know? It's not like we were in bed or anything like that. Weird. That doesn't make it better. Dude, you took a picture of me when I'm playing Pac-Man, and I was bent over.

You turned around and gave a thumbs up? Nice. We just got to relax. I mean, it's not like you were naked or anything Oh, gosh Dude, who gives a shit? You were posting pictures of my ass It is a good point, Corey

Like, I understand that you were excited to be on your date And everything else But it's probably not the best idea To start posting pictures of the girl you're with Especially without her knowing Like, if she was into it Then that's a different thing I know, man

But, like, I was really excited And I don't have a great booty, you know, and the date was going well and I didn't really think much of it, you know? I mean, how would you feel, Corey, if that happened to you, though, and she was invading your privacy, took pictures of your junk and posted them all? Well, OK, first, I would probably be a little bit flattered. Yeah, I was going to say that's the different issue because... Okay, crotch shots. What if she was taking pictures

of your crotch? Honestly, I wouldn't care. That's the difference between guys and girls. If some more girl were to do that to me, I'd be like, yeah, that's right. You go ahead and show the world what I'm working with. So weird. I got nothing to be ashamed of.

I do, but I would be I got nothing to be ashamed of. I do, but I would be still excited if somebody was doing that. Someone's paying attention to me. I mean, okay, Corey, you can understand why Autumn would be a little bit upset, though, can't you? I mean, yeah, like, philosophically, but, like, you know, we were having a good time. It's not a big deal. You were sticking that butt out so hard, and I just couldn't look.

No, not for you. She wasn't doing it so you would post it on Twitter. It's like you've seen your first butt. That's the experience. It's how excited you are about it. You guys don't know, because you haven't seen the picture of. Like, that's the experience. It's how excited you are about it. You guys don't know, because you haven't seen the pictures of Autumn, but her butt is special.

It should be very apparent why you're not getting a second date, Corey, but I will ask the question anyway. Autumn, would you like to go out with Corey again? We will pay for your second date. Not if you pay me a million dollars. Good job, girl. I'll have the radio station live-tweeted this time.

On Movin's account. No? No, and no. Corey, I'm sorry, no second date for you. Oh, you know, what are you going to do? You're going to not tweet photos of the girl you're out with's butt. That's what you do.

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