Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: I Saw Too Much

Episode Date: August 9, 2013

Carol told us that her date, Travis, was the PERFECT GENTLEMAN... opening doors and pulling out chairs for her. So why is her knight in shining armor NOT calling her back? Find out in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Anybody who knows anything about me knows that one of my passions in life is being a gentleman. That is not true at all. Opening the door for a lady is one of the best feelings ever. You're so full of crap right now.

I hear from idiots who do that. People should do that. I thought your gentleman-ness was limited to more shots. Yeah, buying her shots. There you go. It's your second date update. We've got Carol on the phone right now. She emailed us saying that she went on a date with a true gentleman. That's nice. And has no idea why he's not calling her back.

Hi, Carol. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm wonderful. Tell us about this. My lady.

That's how gentlemen speak. Okay. Tell us about the real gentleman in your life, not Jubal. Well, Jubal is one of my favorite gentlemen. I know, sweetheart. I'm really worried about your definition of gentleman, but continue. Well, I went out with this guy, Travis. You know, we met at a bar. I mean, that's pretty typical. We were doing like a trivia night thing. And he asked me out, and, like, on a real date date, which I feel like hardly ever happens anymore. Yeah.

He took me out to one of those, like, piano bars with, like, the dueling pianos. Oh, my God, it was so much fun. And he just was such a gentleman. Like, he picked me up at my door. He opened the door for me. Did he have a chariot? Did he have a chariot, Carol? I believe it such a gentleman. He picked me up at my door. He opened the door for me. Did he have a chariot? Did he have a chariot, Carol? I believe it was a Toyota.

So he's not that much of a gentleman. Hey, that's a 2013 chariot right there. He started off the night on a good foot. What else did he do that really just wooed you? Oh, he wouldn't let me pay for anything. Everywhere we went, he held the door for me. He pulled my chair out for me. He was just, like, so sweet the whole time, kept asking me questions

and actually, like, listening to me and wanting to, like, learn about my family. You know, I actually... Here's the piano bar. Tell me about your family! That's awesome. I feel bad because I had to leave to go home because I had to work really early in the morning, but we were hitting it off so well. We were getting close, you know, and I even kind of made the first move to kiss him,

and I'm just really surprised I haven't heard from him. Did you kiss him? Yeah, Carol. Yeah, you kind of just said you made the first move to kiss him. But did you kiss him or did he turn you away and say, no, a gentleman never locks lips on the first date. For you are a lady and I'm a man and I will treat you with respect. Or did he kiss you? No, he kissed me and it was a nice kiss.

And I wanted to keep going, but, you know, I had to get up so early, and I didn't. I think both of us just knew we had to cut it off there, and maybe that was, like, really disappointing to him. Carol, what did he say to you at the end of the evening? Did he say, like, I'll call you tomorrow, and we're definitely going to hang out again? No, he just told me I looked pretty again, and that made me feel really nice, and then he, I was just, I guess, so caught up in the moment. I wasn't even thinking about planning our next date at that time.

I just figured this is going so well, I'm totally going to hear from him. I think I know the problem. Normally, gentlemen communicate via carrier pigeon. Oh, that's it. Probably what you need to do there. Jubal, don't you think, though, that that's really far extremes to go to, to just get a piece at the end of the night? Yeah, I think so. You don't have to do all that.

Yeah. I mean, you could just insult the girl. Yeah, you really don't need to put in that much work. All right, we're going to play a song. Come back, call them, and get your second date update, okay? Thank you. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. All right, Carol, you ready to call Travis? Yes, I'm definitely ready. Just to let everybody know, if you're tuning in for the second part of the Second Date Update, Carol wants us to call a dude named Travis who was a perfect gentleman. Oh, knight in shining armor. Open doors for her, held out chairs. Is that something?

Pulled out chairs. God, you can't even get it right. I don't even know what you do. You're such not a gentleman. You can't even say chairs. Is that something? Pulled out chairs. God, you can't even get it right. I don't even know what you do. You're such not a gentleman. You can't even say it. Is that what you do? You pull a door open? That seems mean.

You just pull out chairs while they're sitting on them? Yeah, is that what you do? Okay, whatever. He did all that stuff. You propped a door. Yeah, so she really liked him. At the end of the date, they shared a kiss at her door, and then he left. Never to be heard from again.

She's tried texting him, calling him, and can't get an answer, so we're about to call him right now. And, Carol, it sounded like this guy kind of restored your faith in men. I mean, I felt like he was really starting to sweep me off my feet, so I know these can sometimes be, like, embarrassing, but I feel like he's really worth it. All right, I'm going to call him right now, okay? Okay.

Okay. A perfect gentleman like Travis. Does he have a ringtone or just trumpets that sound they're actually bugles tubal oh bugles yeah hello hey can i speak to travis please yeah speaking travis what's up man how are you this is jubal from brook and j and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5. Oh. Uh.

Hi. Listen, I know it's kind of weird for me to be calling you, but I wanted to actually talk to you for a second about a mutual friend we have. Okay. Her name is Carol. You went out on a date with her a little while ago? Oh, Carol? yeah, yeah. Okay.

What does that mean? Huh? What does that mean? No, no, no, nothing, nothing. What's up? Well, Carol's a friend of mine, and she liked the date that you guys went on. Uh-huh. She would love to go out on a second date.

It's kind of wondering why you're not calling her back. Did she do something wrong on your date? You know, it just didn't really come together. It didn't come together? Hmm. She said you guys kissed at the end and, like, you were a perfect gentleman. She had nothing but nice things to say about you. Oh, yeah, well, you know.

That's the way I roll, dog. Oh, nice. You know how it is. You got to do what you got to do, you know? I mean, when you go out on a date, you want to make a good first impression. You know, you want to get what you want out of the date. So, all right. So you were acting like a gentleman to try to get something.

Well, I mean, me and my boys, you know, we work this all out. You know, I don't want to just be giving away our trade secrets. What? Travis, who are you? Travis, I like you, Travis. Are you like a... What is happening in life right now? Carol knows that we're going to call you.

Uh-huh. So whatever your answer is, like, she's prepared to hear it. If it's something about her or whatever, she just wants to know if she did something wrong on your date is all. I guess she didn't actually probably knowingly do anything wrong. I mean, you know, it's just a sign. What's a sign? Dude, you are speaking like you and your boys in a plan,

and there's a sign. Use, like, sentences that I can understand here travis i was talking to my guys and you know they all have like a different set of rules for themselves when they go out on a first date with me it just comes down to two things and the first thing is always date up you know what i mean always you know yeah we up, yep. And the second thing that is like an unbreakable rule is never date a girl wearing granny panties. Never date a girl wearing granny panties? What?

You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? It is weird, but I kind of agree, actually. No, no, no. How do you even know what kind of underwear this chick was wearing? You know, you pull out the chair, you open the door, you get a good look at that. I mean, you just got to keep it real, you know? I love it.

I can't say no granny pinies, man. Oh, my God. Travis. Travis, I should tell you now that Carol is actually on the other line and heard everything that you just said. She's on hold on the other line? No, I'm right here. What? Yeah, I f***ing heard everything

you just said. That's disgusting. Amen, Carol. Just, like, chill out. Take it easy. No, you keep it easy. You just put my a** on blast on the video. What's the problem? I thought we had a nice time.

You're a jerk. You know, it's scientifically proven from all the websites and all the books that I read, it's scientifically proven that a girl that wears granny panties is just a lot less fun than anybody who wears granny panties. You know what I'm saying? Who are you, Travis? Hey, Travis. That's not even a real reason. You don't even know what my situation was that day.

Maybe I had to do laundry. Maybe I was having a different kind of situation. Amen. Listen, amen. You tell him. Sometimes you just need comfortable underwear. But if all you got in the drawer is granny panties, then, you know, I just can't handle it. You don't know about what I have in my drawer.

You never even took the chance to get to know me like that. So you shouldn't even be talking about what I've got going on in my pants. All I know is you're good on the first date. You want to make a good first impression. And you wore the granny panties. You wore the granny panties, and I just can't, you know, I can't hang with that. Good pig. All you care about is what kind of underwear I have on?

You're disgusting. That's not all I care about, but, you know. Not making it better. This guy isn't supposed to be seeing your underwear on a first date. You weren't even inviting him to do that. I will say, as a guy, you do kind of pay attention because if a woman is wearing really, really nice underwear on her first date, usually means she's planning on you seeing them later.

What girl that you've dated even wears underwear? There's been like one. I thought it was a real date. That's true. You know, I was wearing my nicest silk boxers that day. I have all kinds of stuff. You'll never get to see if you're going to be like that. Amen. I support granny panties, too, by the way.

Just let me put it in. Ew. Hey, Travis. You support granny panties? That's terrible, man. That's terrible. Don't be telling people to wear no granny panties on the first date. That's bad advice.

Don't listen. Hey, Travis. I would love to send you out on a second date with Carol. We will pay for it. Maybe give her a second chance and see if she'll wear some better underwear for you. Oh, my gosh. Wait, where are we going? I don't know.

Carol, do you want to go out with Travis again? Absolutely not. That guy's disgusting. That's all right. That's all right. I'm good. Travis? Yeah?

Do you have any advice for all the women listening out there? Because it sounds like you are in tune. Ladies, please, by all means, wear your nice underwear when you go out on a first date. You heard it from Travis. Yeah. It's officially law now. Take note, ladies. I mean, you dress nice on the outside.

Why not dress nice under there, too? You never know who's looking. You know what, Travis? I think we need to have a fashion segment with you You never know who's looking. You know what, Travis? I think we need to have a fashion segment with you on the show from now on. You know what? I'm going to stop shaving my legs in protest of you, Travis. When did you start shaving your legs? Really?

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People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr,

Eve, Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.