Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: I'm In Love with a Stripper

Episode Date: October 11, 2013

Kurt fell in love with a stripper named "January" at his buddy's bachelor party... He even got a make out session that night! But now he wants to DATE HER and he needs the morning show's help in today's SECOND DATE UPDATE. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The guy that emailed us for today's second date update is making me very jealous. Oh, no. Very jealous. Why? Because his first date was with a stripper named January.

Oh, my gosh. That is not her real name. Are you kidding me? Listen to this. So, Kurt, you met this girl at a bachelor party, right? I did. I did. Look, I know it sounds really funny.

I know. I get it. But she totally blew my mind. I don't know what to do. Hold on. Yeah. That's what she's supposed to do for a living. Did you hire her for the bachelor party?

I didn't hire her. No, my friends hired her. But she was paid to be there. Yeah, she was working. Yeah, she was working. She was doing her thing on the dance floor. Oh my goodness.

I'm so jealous of you. So... I am. Why would you want to date a stripper? Every other guy gets to see what you're bringing home every night.

Yeah, but there's a lot of reasons. Just watch the way they move. Okay. So how'd this work? How'd you end up going on a date with a stripper from The Bachelor Party? All right.

So it's my friend's bachelor party, and, you know, there's a couple of strippers there. One of them is her. She's totally drop-dead gorgeous. I mean, not in a dirty, skanky, stripper way. In a classy, conservative way. Like, what?

She's a schoolgirl, Lydia, okay? She obviously has education on her mind. She was wearing a pantsuit. Her striptease was she just unbuttoned the top button. It was very, very classy and sexy. Were you guys actually at the strip club or were you at somebody's house? No, we were at my friend's apartment. And everyone's getting wasted towards the end of the night.

I'm overhearing her talk with her stripper friend, and her stripper friend has to leave because she has a relationship issue or whatnot. You mean strippers with drama? Weird. Weird, I know. So her partner for the night, the stripper that she came to entertain you guys with, she left. Yeah, she had to leave. Leaving her without a ride, so I figured, hey, maybe I should

offer a ride. Yeah, you know she has gas money. So, you gave her a ride home. How'd that whole drive go? It went great. You know, she really, she kind of, she blew my mind, you know? She goes to veterinary school, she's super smart, she's super

motivated. She got great goals. She's super motivated. She got great goals. Did you find out if January is her real name or her stripper name? That's the hardest part. How could that be her real name? I think that's why I'm calling you guys. Because I really need to find out. She wouldn't tell you her real name? Well, you know, I didn't even think to ask.

I was just so kind of enamored by her stripper name. So wait, did you guys actually ever go on a date or was this well yeah i wound up dropping her off and she wanted to see if she could pay me for dropping her off and i told her instead of paying me i'd much rather get a kiss from you and we wound up making out for like a half an hour awesome i thought you were gonna get to a dinner date not a makeout session with a stripper late night in your car. Believe me, I was. We wound up going to get some late-night breakfast after that. Okay.

I know it sounds super cliche, but I really liked her. I really, really dug her. Anytime I meet a stripper, I always really, really, really like her. And I feel like there's a connection, but usually it doesn't work out for me. Do you really want to date? I like her more than a stripper. Do you really want to date a stripper? You would be

fine, her being a stripper, if you guys continued this. Well, you know, we were talking about that, and she said that she would not be doing it forever. So, I wouldn't. Well, I don't think that they have the option to do it forever is kind of the problem. Oh, no, no. They do, Brooke, trust me.

There are some that have been doing it for a long time. All right, so have you tried to call her since you went out on your little breakfast date? She gave me a number, and I've been trying to call her, and the girl won't get back to me. And I think it's because She just thinks that I You know Want her to strip for me Or whatever

But I actually do want to Talk with her again Okay then we'll Call the number you have Right after this And get your second date update Okay? You are the best

I know Hang on though Thank you. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. I'm in love with a stripper. You just had to. You just had to. Welcome to the second part of your Second Date Update. Kurt is in love with a stripper who he met at his friend's bachelor party.

She got in an argument with the other stripper, or the other stripper had some drama and had to leave, and this girl needed to ride home. Kurt, being the knight in shining armor that he is, took her home on the way home. They ended up making out, and then they went out for a late night breakfast, and he's been trying to call her but can't get a hold of her. Her name is January. You wanted to say it in a stripper voice, didn't you, in the DJ stripper announcement? Yeah, I kind of did. Kurt, you ready

to give her a call? Yes, sir. Oh, man. Kurt, do you think that she actually likes you, or do you think she just wanted your money that night? I think she likes me. I've thought a lot of strippers liked me. I've gotten a lot of their phone numbers, too. Usually they call them and they go,

yeah, I totally want to hang out. Come meet me at the club tonight again. Bring lots of ones. And they keep doing that. And you don't know her real name at all? Nope. All right, let's give her a call and find out why she's blowing you off.

Yes, sir. Hello? Hey, is this January? Hold on one moment. Okay. This is January. Hey, January. I was calling to see if I could book you for a party coming up, if you're free.

How'd you get this number? You gave it to me when you were working a little while ago. Oh, well, when would you like to book? January? January? Yes? Before we get into all that, I would like to book you for a party, but I need to let you know that this is actually Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5.

Oh, now I'm very confused. Do you know why I might be calling you? I can't imagine why. You recently met a friend of mine while you were working, and he likes you a lot and would love to hang out again but he's wondering why you're not calling him back you gave him your number okay um i don't know who you could possibly be talking about well you did a bachelor party a few weeks ago and you ended up hanging out with one of the dudes that gave he gave you a ride home after the party because your partner had some drama at home and had to leave. Do you remember that?

I'm sorry. I don't. You don't remember a guy taking you home, and then on the way home, you guys made out a little bit and then went for breakfast after? All right. I'll be completely honest with you. I do remember Kurt, and I had a really wonderful time with him. Oh, nice.

Perfect. Romance. She does know him. He was very, very sweet, and I really enjoyed talking to him. I do remember that. Why aren't you calling him back? This kind of stuff happens a lot lot and I just, it's a rule I have. I don't date clients. I did it once before

and it just ended absolutely horribly and I don't want that to happen again. January, this is Kurt and I need to talk to you. Should have warned you January. Kurt is actually on the other line and heard what you just said.

January, I don't want to be your client. I had a really good time. I don't know if you were acting or doing your spiel with me in the car, but when we were talking, I liked it. Okay? I like you, and I want to date you. And I'm not a psychopath, and I'm not crazy, and I want to date you. Whoa. And I'm not a psychopath, and I'm not crazy, and I'm not nuts.

I just really like you. Wow. Kurt, you're so sweet. You really are. I just, I'm sorry. I just can't do this right now. And you're not the first person to have said this to me. Oh.

There's a lot of people that I have met at parties while I'm, you know, doing my job. Yeah, one of them was probably me. Sorry about that. And it's all very sweet, and I understand you mean well, but I can't be worrying about who I'm dating. I've got to be worrying about paying for school. Yeah, well, why don't you let me worry about that? Whoa. Wait, are you saying that you'll pay for her schooling, Kurt?

Yeah. Whoa. No, we didn't really talk. Listen, listen, I know that sounds crazy. We didn't really talk that much, but I like you, okay? I've got a great job. Kurt, you barely know her. One date.

But, Kurt, I don't want your money. I don't want somebody to pay for school for me. That's not the point. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're having multiple men pay for your schooling. Why don't you just have one of them pay for your schooling? What's the difference? I'm not dating any of them. I'm't you just have one of them pay for your schooling? What's the difference? I'm doing it on my terms

and I'm not dating any of them. I'm not beholden to any of them. You be an independent woman. You don't need a man. January, sing it. This man respects you. Wait, I don't want to domesticate you. I don't want to hold you down.

I just want to date you. What? Yes, but I don't want you paying for my school. That is something I am doing on my own and I don't want you paying for my school. That is something I am doing on my own, and I don't want to owe anybody for it. Well, let me at least pay for your first quarter

so you don't have to dance anymore. What? Oh my god. Kurt, you want to pay for her first quarter of school so she doesn't have to dance? Absolutely. Wow. Are you 100% serious here? I'm 100% I'm 150% serious here. Oh, my God.

I wouldn't have gone through all this if I wasn't 150% serious. She must have some magic dance moves, man. Yeah. Why wouldn't you take him up on the offer in January? Because I don't really know you that well. We had one really great talk together, one good make-out session, and I don't feel comfortable with that. January, I don't think it matters.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, okay? And not just that. It matters to me. But I feel like you have a man that respects you right now and that you could turn the page and start respecting yourself, too, and get out of this business. I think this is like Pretty Woman. I just said that.

It could be your chance to change things. You're not going to be shopping in Bellevue and be able to walk back into a store like, you made a big mistake. I just want to be happy. Everyone deserves happiness. January, I don't even know your name. January, what's your real name?

Come on, please. My real name is Erin. Yes! January, you don't know how wonderful that is to have learned that information. That's all I ever try to do is get someone who does your line of work. I try to get their first name all the time. Thank you, Aaron. Aaron?

Yes? I'm not offering to pay for your schooling or anything. We'll pay for a second date with Kurt. Come on. And you can get to know him a little better and then maybe decide what you want to do from there. Yes. No expectations, I promise.

I promise. I don't. Give me one more chance. I like you, that's it. I just want a second date. Come expectations, I promise. I promise. I don't... Give me one more chance. I like you, that's it. I just want a second date. Come on, Erin. Look, you're sweet

and you're caring and... Come on, do it. I... What's it going to hurt... I really appreciate your... Oh my God, make one good decision. What's it going to hurt

to go out with him and just get to know him a little better? I will give it, yes. I will go out with him. Awesome. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Aaron. Coming to an Applebee's near you. Going to be having lunch with Kurt.

Make sure you tip your waitstaff well. Oh, Aaron. This is the type of stuff we're trying to avoid in your life. Kurt, congratulations, man. You got a second date. Thank you, guys. You're welcome. Yeah.

Go get some ones. Oh, Jubal. Jubal. Broken Jubal in the morning. I want to be free. I want to be free. I want to just live. Inside my Cadillac. That is my...

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