Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Itchin’ for a Date

Episode Date: September 18, 2015

One of our listeners desperately wants to know what went wrong on his first date. He has no idea what went wrong... but for some reason, she never wants to talk to him again. Find out what happened in the Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. I'm really interested to hear what happened in today's second date update because Wade, who is on the phone with us, he wants us to call a girl named Miley. They went out on a date and after their date, he got two texts from her. One text said, you're awesome. I totally want to see you again. And then a few days later, he got a text and I'm paraphrasing, but he got a text that said, you're disgusting and I never want to see you again in my life. A few days later, and he hadn't hung out with her anytime between those texts. So it went from, yeah, I want to see you to you're disgusting without them even seeing each other. Wade, what's up, man? How are you?

I am not good, and I'm really confused. That's understandable. I'd be confused, too, if somebody was like, hey, I really want to see you again, and then the next day they're like, you're a disgusting pig, and I hate you. Right? I mean, it makes no sense to me whatsoever, and honestly, I'm kind of glad that somebody is trying to help me figure this out, because it's driving me crazy. Maybe she's just crazy, and she's playing, like, hard. Maybe she's just crazy and she's playing like hard to get. That is messed up way to play hard to get.

So how do you go from a girl wanting to go out with you to a girl calling you disgusting in a matter of just a couple days without you doing anything? I have no idea. She must have like Googled me or something. Maybe she looked at my Facebook, but I don't really do Facebook very much. If she looked at your Facebook, is there something on there that would be disgusting? No, there's nothing disgusting on there. You're not married or anything, right?

Absolutely not. I am a single guy, single, ready to mingle. All right, well, maybe it's something that you did on the date. How did the date go? Was everything cool? Yeah, everything seemed to be going fine. She seemed really into me. The meal was fun.

I mean, to be honest with you, we did have a little bit to drink. So, you know. Okay, but the date obviously went well if after your date she was texting you saying she wanted to see you again. Yeah, I mean, she did leave really late at night. She left late at night? Yeah, she left at like 3 o'clock in the morning. Like from the restaurant? No, no, no, no, no, no.

You know, we were definitely feeling each other. So I was like, hey, why don't we go back to my place and hang out, watch a movie, have some cocoa. I don't remember what excuse I made. Have some cocoa? Does that usually kill it with the ladies for you? Sometimes. I don't know. So we grabbed an

Uber and went back to my place and we just kind of made out and she left around, I don't know, sometime between two or three. I wasn't awake. Okay. But wait a minute. Had you guys known each other at all before this date? No, we met through a dating app and we talked for a while online through the app, but. All right. So you have no clue why she's calling you disgusting all of a sudden and says she wants nothing to do with you? I have no idea. I mean, maybe she knows one of my ex-girlfriends who hates me, you know, and they've talked about me or she saw a weird post and maybe she messaged somebody

randomly online to ask about me. I have no idea. Do you have that much? I mean, how many crazy ex-girlfriends are out there? Because you sound like it's a very high possibility. I mean, I'm not young, you know, so everybody has at least one or two crazy exes. That's why you broke up with her. I will give you that. You think in your mind there's a possibility she ran into one of your crazy exes and they talked a bunch of trash about you and now she thinks you're disgusting. That's the only thing I can think of. I don't know what else it could be.

And you're not leaving anything out like, oh, I sent her a junk pic, by the way. I mean, I don't think I did that. I should check the phone. You should know if you're sending those things out. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me check real quick. I don't think I did. That's good. Well, we'll play a song. Come back,

call her, and get your second date update, alright? Okay. And find out why she hates you. Hang on. Thanks, guys. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

All right, we're in the middle of a second date update, and if you missed the first part, Wade is on the phone with us, and Wade is a bold-faced liar. Ooh. Whoa. Ouch. Whoa. Ouch. Wade. What?

What are you talking about? Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about. No. I don't think anyone does. Yeah. Wade, when we talked to you a little while ago, you told us that the girl you went on a date with texted you after the date saying that you were disgusting

and she never wanted to see you again, and you said, I have no idea why. That's right. Well, I Googled your name. I got your last name from our producer and I Googled Wade and guess what I found? There's a Wade in Ohio who has three kids and a wife. And you said you weren't hiding anything. What's up with that, Wade?

That is obviously not me. You're from Ohio. You're from Ohio? You're from Ohio, you got kids and a wife and you're going out on dates here? Hang up on him, Jubal. Yeah. There's a lot of Wade m****. That's obviously not me. Nope. I looked it up. Only one Wade m****

in the entire world. And it's that guy. So disrespectful to come on this show and just lie to us like that. You guys are ridiculous. All right. Well, we're about to call Miley and see why, in fact, she isn't calling you back, because I guess there may be another Wade Miller out there.

Are you ready to give her a call? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do this. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Miley, please? This is Miley. Hey, Miley, how are you?

This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Okay. Do you know who I am? No. Should I? I guess you don't have to, but it'd be cool if you did. I host the radio show Brook and Jubal in the Morning, and one of our listeners emailed us about you.

It wasn't my mother, was it? No. It was not your mom. Maybe that's another segment we have to do on the show for a different time. I don't know, but we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date and then blow somebody off, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why. Okay. Any curious

at all who emailed us about you? I don't really need to hear anymore. I'm pretty sure who emailed you and he was disgusting. I had to go to the doctor because of him. What? You had to go to the doctor because of him. What? You had to go to the doctor because I'm calling about a guy named Wade. I'm hoping we have the right person because I don't want to get somebody else's

stuff out there. What? Yeah, you have the right person. Okay, and why'd you have to go to the doctor after going out on a date with Wade? He gave me head lice. Shut up. He gave you lice? Is that what you just said?

Yeah. Are you sure that he gave you lice? Is that what you just said? Yeah. Are you sure that he gave you lice? I'm positive. Why? How can you be sure? Well, he's the only person that I was, you know, close with in a really long time. And after that, I had to go to the doctor to get the head lice removed from my head. You haven't been around, like, any kids,

or there is no other way you could have possibly gotten head lice? Absolutely not. So Wade's the only person that you've been around in weeks. Well, the only person I was close enough to have those disgusting bugs jump onto my hair from, yeah. Did it seem like he was itching his head and stuff while he was out with you? Well, yeah, he was itching his head and stuff while he was out with you? Okay, so that's the reason you don't want to go out with Wade,

because you're positive that he gave you head lice. For me, it's my thing. Like, I like going out with people that give me things. In all different shapes and sizes. But he's weird. I'm into different stuff than most people, so I guess I can see where you're coming from. Thanks for being honest with us, Miley.

I appreciate it. I hope the lice is gone now. Yes, it's definitely gone. Oh, it's making me itchy just even talking about it. Seriously. I'm out of the air and I'm still itchy. Miley, I should also let you know that Wade is actually on the other line listening, too. Oh, it's making me itchy just even talking about it. Seriously. Miley, I should also let you know that Wade is actually on the other line listening, too. Are you hearing? Mm-hmm.

Wade, are you there? Hi, Miley. I don't think I have head life. I don't think. Well, maybe you should go to the doctor and get it checked out and then go through everything I had to go through to get them removed from your hair. Come on. I mean, this is ridiculous. I don't have head lice. Are you calling me a liar? No. I mean, I'm sure you had head lice.

That came out wrong. I mean, like, I believe you, but I don't think you, maybe you didn't get it from me. All right, smartass, then where did I get them from? I had to go put on a special shampoo to have these disgusting bugs killed, then have a tiny little comb comb through all of my hair to get their carcasses removed. Oh, my gosh. So where do you think that I got these bugs from if it wasn't from you?

I don't know where you got them. Have you stayed at a hotel? No. I don't think you can get it that way. I'm just saying you can get lice from places, not just people. Like these things, I'm sure they jump around and stuff. So you don't have lice at all, Wade?

I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I think you would know if you had lice, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't, I mean, I don't have a clinical practitioner in front of me to confirm it, but. You do have lice, Wade. I started scratching your head the entire time we were together and I didn't.

That's ridiculous. Just because I scratched my head? That's a symptom of head lice. When you were telling this whole story, I was afraid you were going to say I had given you gonorrhea or something. This is ridiculous. So you have gonorrhea. That's a possibility, but head lice isn't

a possibility, Wade? I don't think you're doing yourself any favors. We didn't sleep together, so that'd be pretty impossible. But I actually got scared when she brought it up. She's trying to say I have lice. So you have other things that you could have passed along to her. No, I don't. I'm a clean person. I don't have these things. And's trying to say I have lice. Wait, wait. So you have other things that you could have passed along to her. No, I don't. I'm a clean person. I don't have these things. And not even to say

that lice is for dirty people. Kids at preschool get lice. Yeah, but it doesn't sound that way because you're like I was so nervous. Thank God it was just lice. No, no. I don't have gonorrhea or any other STD., okay?

I just came out wrong. Well, all right, so now knowing this, I'd love to ask Miley if she'll go on a second date with you. Miley, would you like to go out on a second date with Wade? He could possibly have lice, but definitely doesn't have gonorrhea. We'll pay for the date. No. What if he went to the doctor and got checked, and it out he's clean I mean you liked him a lot at one point No thank you

Wade I'll ask her again if you promise to take an AIDS test Ah I don't have AIDS This is ridiculous I don't know Wade I mean this is just a downward spiral This is getting worse I don't have any STDs

It starts Hey everybody knows it starts at lice And then it goes to AIDS This is getting worse. I don't have any STDs. It starts, hey, everybody knows it starts at lice, and then it goes to AIDS. This is ridiculous. Whenever anybody says, I had to go to the doctor after going on a date with this person, it's usually never a good thing. It's never like, I had to go to the doctor because I was lovesick. My heart hurts so bad. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

I'm talking about today's second date update. Sky Wade went out on a date with a girl named Miley. She wasn't calling him back after the date. He had no idea why. And then when we got her on the phone, it turns out that she's convinced that her date with Wade made her have head lice. She got lice from Wade. Text in at 78592 that said, Miley is basic and Wade sounds cool.

Lice and everything. It just shows that anybody will date anybody in the second date updates. Every time we do one of these, no matter how bad it is, people always text in like, I'll go on a date with him. So you date a lice riddled man like Wade. You don't. I mean, the thing is, she accused him of having lice. He said that he didn't have it. I just read an article where people were

having lice because of taking selfies. Because they put their heads together and it's like having a whole influx of lice infestation. Yeah. So who knows? I mean, she could have got it from anywhere. I'd go out with him too. She's like, you were scratching your head the whole time. I feel like he just scratched his head once, and she's like, oh, my God, that was it.

She got lice somewhere. Maybe not from him, yeah. And she's looking back on the date like, oh, my God, that guy was scratching his head the whole time, even if he wasn't. Somebody else texted in at 78592. Could be worse. Could have been crabs. Mm-hmm. I will say.

It's very true. It was a little suspect When Wade was like Well I thought she was Going to say gonorrhea But she didn't That was the weird thing If you missed The second date update

We got the two of them On the phone And she was saying You gave me lice He was like No I didn't give you lice I don't have lice I promise

But instead of just Saying that He goes Well Man when you said You had to go to the doctor I thought it was Going to be gonorrhea.

And so specific, not just like an STD. Yeah, exactly. And he just kept digging himself deeper and deeper. Like, that's not what I meant. What I meant was there are other things you could get. And it sounded like he just had every STD on the planet. And as soon as she was like, I had to go to the doctor, he's like listing off all the things that he could possibly have given her. Other than lice. He's like, dude, I have gonorrhea, not lice, okay? Seriously.

I'm like, I've got so much chlamydia, you know, like I'm all clammed up. I got clammed everywhere. But head lice? Absolutely not. I'm not disgusting. Another text in at 78592 says, That girl is an idiot. You can get lice from just about anywhere. Which is true. She could have been in a cab maybe and put her head on the back, the headrest. She shared a girlfriend's coat who had lice.

Or maybe a co-worker who has kids that had lice sat in her chair. Who knows? I might have given him a chance and just been like, Alright, well go to the doctor and prove to me that you don't have lice and maybe we'll go out again because she said she liked him until that point.

That's always a romantic first date story. It is. We met. He gave me lice. I made him prove that he didn't have it and we fell in love.

That's what I knew. Yeah. I did get gonorrhea from him, however, but at least it wasn't the lice. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, brickandjubilantmoving925.com. We will call the

person who didn't call you back. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon,

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