Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: "K Date"

Episode Date: October 16, 2013

Kyle wanted to do something REALLY CREATIVE for his first date with Katrina... so he planned one of the most ridiculously-themed dates we've ever heard. Did he take it too far? Hear it in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme.

Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, Eve,

Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I used to think that being the designated driver is probably one of the worst things on the planet. Who would trust you to think that being the designated driver is probably one of the worst things on the planet. Who would trust you to do that? It's just, you know, you're around drunk people and it's very annoying and you have to stay sober and drive everybody. I've done it once in my life and I will never, ever be the DD again. There it is. Until I heard Kyle's story.

And Kyle wants us to call a girl named Katrina. Genius. He was the DD that night. And he had to drive all these drunk girls home. That's an awesome way to pick up on women. Kyle, you are a genius, my friend. Thank you. A responsible genius at that, which we will applaud on this show.

Yeah, I'm pretty reliable that way, and I'm not like a big drinker or anything. Oh, now you lost your vote. Yeah, Kyle, never mind. I was all behind you. I thought this was your whole way of getting girls. I thought you were really a genius, and now I'm just like, oh, whatever. He doesn't like the party that much. Well, you know. So you were Dee Dee the night you met Katrina.

Tell us about how that whole thing went down. Well, we were at this party, and we were having fun and stuff. And I saw her throughout the party and everything, and she was really cool, you know. She's got short hair, which I really like. Anyway, it was her and some other person but like i dropped that person off first and then uh very strategic and i took her home and we were talking and she was cool we clicked you know she's really funny and you know she liked my jokes which is cool remember she was drunk yeah because god you sound hysterical oh hey thanks thanks a lot So, yeah, so at the end I said, you know, hey, if you want to go do something sometime, you know, let's go on a date or something like that

And she said yes And then you guys ended up going out, obviously Yeah, yeah, we did go out What'd you do on your date? You drive around and let her get drunk some more? Nice That'd be awesome Drink his bottle

If I wasn't pregnant, i'd be totally up for that well i thought i need to make this fun you know because going on a traditional date where it's just you know movies and dinner or something like that it's it's standard and i really wanted to do something that was a little special yeah and we applaud people who actually take an extra effort and put a little romance into things. Correction, Brooke applauds that. Don't lump me into your group. So what'd you do then? What was the exciting thing that you planned?

I came up with this idea because both of our names start with K. You know, she's Katrina and I'm Kyle. I thought, why don't we do a date where everything we do starts with a letter K. Right. You did a K theme? A K date? A K date. Yeah, like a letter K. Right. You did a K theme? A K date? A K date. Yeah, like a K date.

Exactly. How does that work? I don't know, but it's something that's happened in the Kardashian family before. Yeah, for sure. All right. Give us a little information on a K date. Like, you know, whatever we would do, we would have to start with a K. You know, it's just kind of fun, right?

I know it's kind of... Knitting? Yeah, what activities start with K? Yeah, I'm trying to think of something., right? I know it's kind of... Knitting? Yeah, what activity to start with K? Yeah, I'm trying to think of something. The only one I can come up with is knitting right now. Knuckle punching. Eat some fondue, guys. Kayaking? We went kayaking. Oh, kayaking, okay. I bought some

kiwis. Did you... I did actually drink. We got some kokani beer. Oh, kokanee? Kokanee. Is that how you pronounce it? Yeah.

Kokanee. You obviously don't drink that much. Kokanee? I don't drink. I'm not a big drinker. Go away. Okay. So you got some kokanee beer and then what happened?

And then, you know, at the end of the date, a kiss, right? You know? Okay. Right? And it was cool, you know? at the end of the date, a kiss, right? Oh, I like it. And it was cool, you know, and she seemed to dig it. We had a really good time. This date brought to you by the letter K. So you kissed her at the end of the evening, and then what? Well, we kissed, and, you know, I was like, hey, you know, let's do this again.

And she was like, absolutely. But some time has passed, and I haven't, hey, let's do this again. And she was like, absolutely. But some time has passed and I haven't heard from her and I've called her a couple of times and stuff, but she's not really called me back. So I was kind of hoping you guys could maybe get me a second date with her because I really, really dig her. I want to help you out. I want you to be able to work your way through the alphabet on all your dates. I like that idea.

X is going to be hard. We're going to play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Alright. Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal in the morning's second date update. I don't know when guys are going to get it through their heads that they don't need to try

so hard on first dates. Do not say that. Every single one of these first dates that we get that someone does an elaborate thing, it always turns out to backfire. Guys, first date, do the bare minimum. Just get out of it safely and move on to the second date where you can try to do something elaborate.

Sort of like Kyle did. Kyle went out on a K date. Right, Kyle? Yeah. Don't make fun of him. He put some effort and some creativity into his date and he really likes this girl.

Okay, you're welcome. I know. A K date is apparently where you go out and do everything you can think of that starts with the letter K

because Kyle took a girl named Katrina out. So he thought, that's cool. We'll go kayaking. You ate kiwis. What else did you do? We drank kokanee beer.

Yeah, you drank kokanee beer. Kokanee beer. I didn't know how to say it. And then you ended the night with, of course, a kiss. I think this date would be more appropriate if your first name started with an S. Okay, that's really well. What if she wanted to do that and you said no? Doesn't start with a K.

Doesn't start with a K. It doesn't start with a K. When you kissed her, Kyle, did you get butterflies? Of course. She's smoking. Those aren't butterflies. Those are something else. Yeah. All right.

Are you ready to give her a call? Yeah, let's do it. Here we go. I'm going to call her right now. All right. Call her with a K? That's what I think about with every C thing. Of course.

Hello? Hey, can I speak to Katrina, please? This is she. Hey, Katrina, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. Hey, you're calling me from the radio? Yeah, from the actual radio itself. I'm moving 92.5. Hey, you're calling me from the radio? Yeah, from the actual radio itself.

I'm calling you. Okay. You recently went on a date with a friend of mine named Kyle. Yeah, I did. Went on a fabulous K-date together. Did you like the K-date? There's a lot of Ks. Kyle told us that you aren't calling him back and he really would like to go out with you again.

He liked you a lot. Is there a specific reason that you are blowing Kyle off? Are we going to discuss this on the radio? I would like to. That's nice. That was actually good, Jubal. Okay. I don't know.

What did he tell you about this K-date? He said that he wanted to think of something out of the ordinary. So he said you guys went kayaking, you ate kiwis, drank some kokanee beer, ended the evening with a kiss. Did he tell you we also tried on kimonos? No. What? That's kind of funny.

Was that not a good time? Well, there was this, like, shop he really wanted to go to. He said that they had these, like, great silk kimonos that he thought I would look really great in. Oh, my God. That's a little weird. It's funny. I mean, and he had this color-coordinated folder of, like, our whole date.

Like, the time frames, like, we're supposed to be at each place. Oh, wow. What? It was just a little weird. Very organized. Type A. I mean, I just don't think that we're a good match for each other at all. Why is that?

Because you're kind of, like, more spontaneous, and you think that, oh, we wouldn't get along. Odd couple. He's always got his schedule. I'm living by the seat of my pants. Type of thing? No, it's... I think he's gay. What?

What? Whoa. Hey, Katrina. Katrina. Kyle? She'll probably tell you that Kyle's on the phone. Yeah, that's Kyle Sorry about that

I forgot to mention he's listening So he heard you just call him gay I can't believe you said that I'm not gay Alright I'm not gay I think you're awesome Alright

I don't know Where did you get that from? What's that about? I'm sorry That's what I thought What's that about? I'm sorry. That's what I thought. What do you mean? It's just how I feel. I don't know. It was my instinct. I thought you were gay.

Really? After the kiss? You thought I was gay? Before and during. Was it a bad kiss? It was after the kiss where he wiped his lips off and went, yuck. Why was it such a bad kiss? Icky. He has more lip gloss on than she does.

Everything that we did, I just feel like normal guys that I usually go out with, I just want to get in my pants. And you just had this whole date planned out from the beginning. And then everything started with Kay. Don't you think that's a little odd? No, I was trying not to be one of those guys. I was trying to be cool with you. Katrina, did you hear what you just said?

Like, all you want him to do is get in your pants or else he's gay if he doesn't? I like her. I mean, that's kind of... I don't mean it like that, but I mean, like, we tried on kimonos. Like, he was more excited about the silk than I was. Katrina, what do you think of this kimono? We were having such a good time. I don't understand.

I feel like, you know, maybe we can, like, hang out or something, but I just, I feel like you're just confused, you know? Well, you can't tell somebody what their sexuality is. If he's saying he's into girls, then... Kyle, step up here. The whole date was to get to the kiss. That's what the whole K-date was about for me. To get to the kiss with a girl.

Not with a guy. I mean, every woman wants this much effort. What was the folder about? What was the folder about, Kyle? Why was the color coordinated? I don't folder about, Kyle? Why was it color-coordinated? I don't know, because that's how I do things. I didn't mean for you to even see that. I mean, who cares about that?

I think it's a little-known fact, right, Katrina? Only gay dudes shop at the container store. Oh, come on. And go color-coordinated things. Is that what you're saying, Katrina? That is ridiculous. No, but I just, I don't know. I think you got the wrong impression.

I want to go out with you. I'll get in your pants if that's what you want. If that's the route to go, fine. Let's do it. Katrina, you're like setting the wrong precedent here, dude. Booty call second date. Yeah, not bad. I mean, you have a guy that like went out of his way, put extra effort in, and then you call him gay for doing it?

Was it not romantic? Was it not romantic, Katrina? The kayaking, we totally had fun. I was splashing you a little bit. Oh, my God. Dude, he splashes people. You're silly. He's splashing.

We're frolicking. Remember frolicking? We're having fun. Oh're splashing. We're frolicking. Remember frolicking? We're having fun. There's nothing wrong with a man that's involved with his sensitive side, okay? And that has nothing to do with his, you know, sexuality. Thank you. Katrina, at this point, I would like to offer you a second date with Kyle. We'll pay for the date.

I would love to hang out with you again, Kyle. I think, you know, we've made great friends. Maybe we can go kickboxing. There's an F-bomb in there. Friends. Love to hang out. Ouch. I don't know.

I just don't think that would be a good match for each other. Kyle, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's all right. Whatever. That's fine. I mean, there's plenty of other fish in the sea. I bet there are tons of women who would love to go on a K-date with you. Yeah, and plenty of dudes, too.

So you really got it made anyway, man. Work and jubile in the morning. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics entertainment sports and more joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors and with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups this podcast

gives you content you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up

another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E, Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.