Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Kickball Kurt

Episode Date: October 8, 2014

There's ONE TERRIFYING PHRASE that no one ever wants to hear on their first date... it's the phrase "Hey, can I be honest with you?".... That's what today's Second Dater, Kurt, heard from a girl during their date. And what she said NEXT, has made Kurt anxious for the last week and a half! Find out what happened in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Chad Miller. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update Today's second date update is going to be a little confusing, so I need you to follow along. The guy on the phone today wants us to call a girl, but not to find out

what went wrong on their date and ask her out again. He wants to call this girl to ask her friend out. No, he can't do that. He can do that. He can do it. Once you hear the story, you'll understand. Kurt, how are you? I'm good. How are you doing? Good. So you want us to

call a girl today, but not really to go out with her. We'll get into that in just a second. First, tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today. How did you meet her? Well, her name's Christy. I met her at a kickball league. Kickball.

Oh, that's a good place. So you play in one of those beer leagues where you get hammered and play kickball. Those are fun. Yeah. Does she play on your team? No, she doesn't. Okay. She's on the other team. Oh, rivals.

You just noticed her? I mean, what stood out about her? What stood out about her? A little bit of her uniform. That might have been a little bit of it. Nice. What? She has a nice body. Yeah. Oh, I get it. He's trying to be sly.

Did you flirt with her by like nailing her as she's trying to run to first base? You know how I meant that. I always flirt with girls by nailing them. I did try to chat her up a little bit whenever I play mostly over on third, so that's a good place to be. Right.

Yeah. Nice. So if she'd make it over, I'd chat her up a little bit. But that's all, really. And what's her name, by the way? Christy. Christy, okay. And so you ended up asking her out, and you guys went on a date.

Tell me about your date, first of all, with Christy. I've seen her a couple times, so it wasn't quite, you know, first date jitters, but definitely I was excited. I, you know, I did, I was attracted to her. We had a good time on the field, so I was excited, but on the way out, we were walking out towards the car and I was hoping I was going to get a little kiss, but she stopped me and she said, can I be honest with you? Okay. That's not usually a good thing. No. No, it's not. And it wasn't. She said she thought I was a great guy, but she just wasn't that interested. That sucks.

All right. But at least she was honest with you. Yeah. But she said she had a friend that would be perfect for me. So, hey. So she wanted to play a matchmaker? So she rejected you, but then was like, I think you'd be great for my friend. Basically, yes.

That's interesting. I've never heard that really happening on a first date before. Like, hey, I thought you were terrible to hang out with, but I'm going to go ahead and pass you along to one of my friends. You might be just dull enough for her. Yeah, I don't like very much. That's how that would feel to me. Is that what it felt like to you? Yeah, I asked her right away.

I said, did I do something wrong? Or why do you not want to hang out with me? Why do you think you have a friend? And what did she say to that? She said, no, you're fine. I just think you'd be perfect for my friend. Can I ask, did you immediately say, okay, that's cool. I'm interested in, give me your number.

No, I was a little surprised. I stopped. I didn't want, I don't know. I ended the date kind of pretty quickly. We said our goodbyes and went on our own way. And so after all that was over, did she try to hook you up with a friend? Well, that's why I'm calling you guys. Cause I've texted her a few times and I never heard from her.

Okay. So are you more interested in finding out why you're not a perfect fit for her or you're just more interested in getting this date with her friend that she said would be great for you? I want to talk to the new girl. She thinks I'm so perfect. Okay. All right.

He's excited. So you know that she doesn't want to go out with you and you're fine with that. You just are wondering why she's not getting back to you about the friend. If we were so perfect, well, then let's do it. Otherwise, I think she was just lying about the whole thing. She just wanted to get out of it. Yeah, that would suck, but that is actually a good way to let somebody down,

though. Hey, I don't like you very much, but I know someone who'd be great for you. That's a nice way to blow somebody off. Maybe that's what happened. Now, how bad are you going to feel when you do actually meet this friend that's perfect for you, and she is a horrible person? And you're just like, oh my god, that's what you think of me how bad are you going to feel when you do actually meet this friend that's perfect for you and she is a horrible person? You're just like, oh, my God. That's what you think of me?

Well, that will suck. Yeah. All right. Well, we're going to play a song, come back, call her, and see if we can get you a date with a friend. Get you a first date and a second date update. Yeah. Okay? All right.

All right. Hang on. Moving 92.5 brook and jubile in the morning second date update you know what i think about today's second date update i think christy the girl that we're about to call for kurt who is on the phone with us right now i think that she is a master at blowing people off that's what i think happened kurt now at the end your date, if you're just tuning in for the second date update, they were done with their date, walked into the car. He thought he was going to get a kiss.

She actually stopped and said, you know what? I just got to be honest. I'm not interested in you. But I have a friend that would be perfect. And how about I, you know, get you in contact with her and you guys can go out. I'm thinking that that was just a great way of blowing you off. Because if somebody said that to me, I'd be like, all right, well, I swung and missed on that one, but maybe I'll hit the next one out of the park. Kurt, are you worried that that's what happened?

Yeah, I guess. Can you handle double rejection if that's what we find out when we call her? I mean, I've already had one, so, I mean, if she's just blowing me off, I think it's rude. I think it's, I don't know, what's so hard about just being honest with somebody? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well, and then stringing you on to say that she has somebody else who'd be perfect for you,

that actually would be a terrible way to blow somebody off. And just keep doing it to them, too. Well, that friend canceled, but I've got a third friend that would be amazing for you. Maybe on the bright side, she's just taking a little bit of time because she has to check with her friend to make sure it's okay that she shares the information. You know, that she sets you guys up.

Maybe? Maybe. You're stringing them along right now. I'm trying to be happy and positive for once. I'm so jaded with dating all the time. I never asked you, how long has it been since you guys talked anyway? A week and a half, something like that.

That's plenty of time. All right. We're about to dial her phone number right now and see if we can get her on the phone and get your second date update, okay? All right. All right, man. Hang on.

Hello? Hi, is Christy there? This is her. Hey, Christy, howy there? This is her. Hey, Christy, how are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Sorry, who? Jubal. J-U-B as in boy, A-L.

From Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Okay. How are you? I'm okay. Why? Am I calling? Yeah. I like how we know each other so well I could finish your sentence, Christy.

That's beautiful. I'm calling you because somebody recently emailed our show about you. Somebody that you went on a date with because you kind of blew them off after your date. Okay. And they are wondering why. His name is Kurt. Yeah. Okay. And they are wondering why. His name is Kurt. Yeah. Okay. So you remember

going out with Kurt. Kurt told us a little bit about your date. He said that you were honest with him and told him that you weren't interested. But then you also said that you had a friend who was perfect for him and you'd get him in contact with her and you haven't done that. So he's thinking that you lied to him and you didn't actually have a friend it was just the easiest way to get out of the date

no no i really i do have a friend oh good so then why has it taken so long or did kurt jump the gun and get in contact too quick with us well kurt's a very, very nice guy. Okay. Okay, let me put this in the best terms, I guess. He's very simple. Simple? He's a very simple man. Does that mean, like, stupid, or does that mean just, like... Like, he doesn't know how to use, like, technology. What do you mean by simple?

Well, okay. I went to college graduated you know i'm educated kurt is not okay so you think you think that kurt is dumb dumb i didn't say that you did okay all right hey you know what i've been out with a lot of people i've dated a lot of people for years that were stupid. Sometimes that happens, but you still wanted to set him up with your friend? Maybe she's dumb. Well, okay.

I got in touch with my friend. Okay. I showed her a Facebook picture of him. Okay. Okay, did you sell him? Did you say, hey, he's really nice? You didn't put the dumb part in there, right? No, no, no.

I just said, you know, I have a friend who would be perfect for you. Okay. Because she's not exactly on. Jeez. All right. So she's kind of a dummy, too. So you're trying to hook them both up. Hey, you know what, Christy?

I appreciate your honesty. Thank you for staying on the phone with us and telling us about your David Kirk. Everyone around her is an idiot. So you were trying to hook him up with one of your friends that you felt like was more... More his style, more suited for him. His league. We'll say

league and be nice about it. You know, riding the same bus together. The one that's not very long. What did she say when she showed her the picture? Well, she was not interested. Based on looks? She just thought he was ugly?

She said he was pretty dorky and he had weird eyes. Weird eyes. Okay. Probably real close together. And I kept saying, you know what? He's a good guy. Give him a chance. And she just was not into it.

Based on looks? Based on looks. Okay. She did not find him very attractive. All right. So you couldn't hook him up with your friend. So that's why you're not getting back to him. Well, I felt bad.

And so I actually got in contact with another friend. Okay. You were like a service. Another dummy. Yeah. Why are you going out of your way to try to hook him up with your friends? Everybody should have friend. Okay. You were like a service. Another dummy. Yeah, why are you going out of your way to try to hook him up with your friends? Everybody should have somebody.

Okay. So you're just trying to be nice and see if you can find him a date since you didn't want to go out with him again. Yes, just trying to be nice. All right. So I got in touch with one of my other friends and I showed her his Facebook

and she was not interested at all either. Wow. So every single one of your friends... I'm going to have to see a picture of Kurt later. To see what you're talking about. So every one of your friends did not want to go out with him based on how he looks on Facebook.

Well, I thought he was cute. I'm not saying he's Brad Pitt or anything but he's not bad. He's decent. Not everybody has the same opinion on looks. You could think somebody's cute and both of your friends could think that he's not.

Different types. Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that. Yeah. And I don't know what Kurt would say if he could hear what you just said about him. What do you say to him? I don't know. You kind of already did, though, because Kurt's actually on the phone. Oh, Kurt. Poor Kurt. to think. What do you say to him? I don't know. You kind of already did, though, because Kurt's actually

on the phone. Oh, Kurt. Hold on. What? Hey, Christy. Oh, Kurt, don't be sad. Oh, God. Now I feel like a complete a**hole. Thanks a lot. You're welcome.

Not everybody takes good pictures, Christy. Kurt, I get that. That's what I was trying to explain to them. And that's why I kept saying, you know, give them a shot. Well. I really did try to. I told them how nice you were. You know, I told them that.

They just weren't interested. I'm sorry. Maybe next time you just tell the guy, have a good night. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you don't need to keep trying to hook your friends up with people, Christy. Kurt, I'm really sorry. I am. I mean, are you okay with dating an older person, an older lady?

How old are we talking, Christy? Gosh. Maybe late 40s. All right. Kurt, are you cool with dating someone in their late 40s? Is that interesting? Because she has another friend she'd like to try to hook you up with. No, no. I'm not interested.

Hey, Kurt, if it's any consolation, I get called ugly all the time by our listeners. All the time. Yeah, that's true. Like, it's non-stop He gets ugly and short Yeah, I get ugly, short, and kind of dumb sometimes too So it's fine You just have to learn to deal with it and move on

Have some confidence in yourself You know that you're not an ugly dude Christy went out with you, said that you were good looking So there you go There are people that think you're attractive There are some people that don't think you're attractive It just happens to be more people that think you're unatt. There are some people that don't think you're attractive. It just happens to be more people that think you're unattractive than me.

Hey, don't remind him of that part. And then don't comment. Just, you know, wash those away. And you know your intelligence level if you feel like you're a smart guy, whatever. Have some confidence in yourself. Don't let this phone call beat you down. Yeah, screw it. Whatever. I called

you guys. I was taking the chance. So, hell yeah, man. I'm going to keep playing. There you go. You are a good man, Kurt. All right, guys. Thanks for the second date update. Yeah, man.

Thank you for your email. If you ever go out on a date and the same thing happens again, go ahead and shoot us an email. We'll do a second date update for you again. Yeah. I'll think about it.

All right. Hey, and you know what? We've got a lot of really ugly, dumb listeners out there. And I'd love to set you up with one of them. If you're ugly and dumb, text us, 78592. If you can type it in, we'll get you a date with Kurt. How about that? If you can type it in.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass. No trouble. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout.

I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Dr. Laurie Santos, and to welcome the new year, my podcast, The Happiness Lab, is releasing a series of happiness how-to guides to help you in 2025. I'll distill the wisdom of world-class experts into easy to digest actionable tips, struggling with tough emotions.

We have a how to guide worried that you're not enough. We got you self-obsessed and want to get over yourself. There's a guide for that too. The happiness labs, how to season starts January 1st. Listen on the I heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.