Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Kid Blocked

Episode Date: June 3, 2015

If someone's kid doesn't like you, can you ever recover? One of our listeners, Doug, runs into some issues with Gwen's 6 year old son and now he's not getting a call back. Find out what went wrong in the Second Date Update PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Rook and Jubal's second date update. It's tough as a guy when you go out on a date with a single mom and the woman happens to be raising a little hater. What? You know what I mean? Like the kid hates you because the kid has smarts and the mom hasn't quite figured it out yet? Doug emailed us about a girl he went out with named Gwen,

and apparently Doug had a problem with her kid. Right, Doug? Yes. Yeah. Hey, you guys. First of all, explain to us how you met Gwen. We met on a dating website. I just saw her profile and thought she was cute and messaged her.

And it went pretty well. Can I ask you, why were you meeting the kid on the first date? I wasn't meeting the kid on the first date, but the date went well. So you ended up back at, okay. You know, she had to get back early to put the kid to bed and stuff. What did you guys do when you went out? We just went out and grabbed a bite to eat, and we went to go see a play.

That's a nice date. So then things progressed, and you went back to her place? Yes. She let the babysitter go, and she put the kid to bed. I don't know. I mean, things were going really well. We were talking and, you know, hanging out on the couch. And then...

I love how you're just, like, sidestepping what you were really doing. You know, weak-weak. Heavy-bellied. Talking a lot. A lot of talking. A lot of talking. Okay. Yeah, and then, I mean, the kid gets up and, like, comes up.

And, I mean, you know, whatever. It's the kid's house, too. I get it. He can go wherever he wants to. I like that you just call him the kid, too. That thing. Did he walk in on you guys making out? I mean, not, like, what's making out?

What's your definition? Kissing, fooling around a little bit. I mean, she heard him coming. She heard him coming out of his bedroom. And then she stopped and threw you to the other side of the couch and tried to act like everything was normal, right? Sorry, Mommy was just working out. Mommy was just working out. She was a little out of breath.

So how old is her child? I don't know. Six, I think. I'm not good with kids' ages. He could literally be anywhere between like four and twelve. I don't know. That's a 25-year-old. So

what did it do, though, when it saw you? It? Or, you know, the kid. So the kid comes around the corner and he's tired. It's late. He's like,

Mommy, I want to watch cars. I want to watch cars. You know, I'm just sitting, watching this all go down and she's like no sweetie it's time to go to bed time to go to bed and i swear to god i swear the kid points at me and says mommy i don't like him the little kid was trying to block you yeah oh man i love this kid what did you say i love this kid oh my god it's funny Why do you love this kid? Oh, my God, it's funny. He's a little hater, like I said.

Yeah, he is. Did you try to defend yourself against the six-year-old? I tried to kind of stay out of it because this is her house. She was like, well, sweetie, you don't. This is Mommy's friend. His name's Doug. And, you know, I tried to introduce myself, but he wasn't having it. Yeah. He was not interested.

So she ended up going and taking him and putting him into bed, and I'm just hanging out in the living room for 15 minutes. And, I mean, honestly, that was kind of it. She came back and said, you know, maybe we should pick this up another night. Okay, so that's how it ended then with the six-year-old hating on you and then you... The six-year-old kicked you out pretty much. Yeah, the six-year-old kicked you out of his house. So that's how it ended? Did you guys kiss goodbye or anything and set up another time for a date or anything

like that? Yes, I kissed her and I thought, even with that, I thought that it went well. I absolutely thought that I was going to see her again, but we didn't set up another date then. But it sounded like you handled the whole thing really well. Yeah, yeah. You didn't yell at a kid or anything. Stop trying to throw salt in my game. You little hater.

You're hating on me. I'm tired of you hating on me. You hate on me because you hate me, kid. Go to bed. Sit that hater in. Yeah. Take some hater in and go to bed. Have you tried

to reach Gwen? Have you called her? I have. I've called her a couple of times, left a couple of

voicemails, and I sent her an email. And I don't know. It's been a week. I just haven't

heard back from her. All right. Well, play a song, come back, and call her and get your second date update,

all right? All right. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. All right, we're about to call Gwen on behalf of Doug because Doug was punked by her six-year-old son. Right, Doug? Yeah.

That's basically what happened. He's so serious about it. Doug met this girl Gwen on a dating website. She is a single mother. They went out, had a good time, ended up going back to her place. Started messing around a little bit, watching a movie after she put her son to bed. Son woke up at some point, walked in the hallway and was crying that they wanted to watch a movie or whatever like kids do. And then at that point pointed at him and said, I don't like that, man.

In Doug's defense, you can't really do anything back. Yeah, you can't say it. You can't suck it, little kid. You want a piece of this? You want to say it, but you know that it's going to be really bad if you do. So she put the kid to bed, came back, and then told Doug to leave. Not in a mean way. She said that she would make plans, but Doug hasn't heard from her since,

so he wants to give her a call. Doug, did you ever address to her, like, hey, I hope your kid starts to like me at some point? Not really. Just because I don't want to move too fast. I was just like, hey, let's go out

again. I really like you. He shouldn't speak that way to his father. Call me daddy. Oh my god, that would have been amazing. Refer to me as sir. You refer to me as new dad. Grounded. We're going to get her on the phone right now and see if we can find out why she won't call you back, okay?

Okay. Hello? I was looking for Gwen. Yeah, that's me. Hey, Gwen, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. Okay.

What's going on? Do you even know who I am? Do you know who I am? Okay, that's enough, Jubal. Do you, though? No. You don't, do you? We host a radio show and we do a segment on our

show where if someone goes out on a date with somebody and they get blown off, they email us to call that person and ask why. You went on a date recently with a guy named Doug. Doug told us that he enjoyed your date and you had kind of made verbal plans to go out another time, but you haven't been answering his emails or phone calls or anything.

Is there a particular reason why? It's not going to work out with Doug. Well, why the laughter? Why do you know so definitely? Whoa. We're not going to gel. It's just not going to work out. Is it because your kid doesn't like him?

He told us that your kid came out in the middle of your date and said, I don't like him. The next morning I was talking to my son, and I said, you know, why didn't you like Mommy's friend? And he said, well, Mommy, that man litters. Litters? He litters? I said, he litters.

What? And he said, yeah. And he took me in the bathroom and he pointed at the floor to a rapper. And I picked it up and it was a little individual rapper for Viagra. Are you serious? How did you explain that coming. I didn't see it. How did you explain that to your kid? I thought it was a condom. That's way better. Yes, that's where I thought it was going to. Oh, my gosh.

So he was on your date, and he popped a Viagra. Yeah. Not only did he come prepared, but Doug can't get it up. Oh! Okay, okay, okay. All right, hold on, hold on. Hold on. I need to address something.

Gwen, that's Doug. Doug is on the phone with us. Doug! He's on the phone? Yeah. Why would you say something like that on the radio? Why would you do something like that? I can't even believe a human being

would treat another human being in that way. You can't believe that a human being would want to prepare themselves to bring pleasure to another human being? You think a soldier doesn't load his gun before he goes into battle? I don't think so. I was trying to be considerate. I was getting a lot of signals from you. It seemed like it was going to be going in a certain direction. We could have discussed the situation.

You didn't need to jump the gun, so to speak. Sorry. But that aside, aside from the fact that I really don't want to go out with a guy who's got a limp noodle, listen, it's a thing that a lot of people deal with every single day. Like, this is a problem that millions of men suffer from. Jubal, back me up on this. I don't know what you're talking about. Never out of town.

This is the only time you men will never have each other's backs, ever. Sorry, bro. You came to a first date in my house with my child, thinking you were going to get lucky enough to need Viagra. Always got to be prepared, though. Yeah, you never know. And if the child had not come out, I dare say I would

have used that Viagra. Is he right? Is he right, Gwen? Come on. You got to be honest for him. Making out is a far cry from getting in the pants. Okay. I can't believe it. from getting in the pants. Okay. I can't believe it.

I like how Doug just jumps the gun. He's like, she made eye contact. Taking a Viagra. Yeah, this is happening. Yeah. She made eye contact. Better pop the pill. Oh, come on.

Gwen, but you liked Doug. I mean, you brought him back to your house. I liked him, but you should have seen his face when my son came out. It looked like a dread disease had entered the room. Nobody wants to be around a kid when you're in the state he was in. That's just a weird territory. Get the kid out.

At this point, I would like to ask you guys if you'd be willing to go out on a second date. We will pay for it. Gwen, would you like to go out? I'm going to say a resounding no. Okay, and Doug. You don't want to go out again, right? No to go? I'm going to say a resounding no. Okay, and Doug, you don't want to go out again, right? No, no, I'm good. I'm good.

Thank you. Well, Gwen, thank you for your time. Appreciate it. Yeah, you're welcome. And I'm sorry, Doug. Listen, I don't feel like I have anything to defend. I am so glad that you guys did this for me. You think you're dodging the bullet, huh?

Yeah. Thank you so much. Yes, well, you're very, very welcome. I've clearly dodged something, but it's not as hard as a bullet. Oh! Yes! You're doing it!

Broken Jubal in the morning. I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath scared to rock the boat and make a mess so i sit quietly catch john stewart back in action on the daily show and in your ears with the daily show ears edition podcast from his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors. It's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

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