Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: “Kiss My Eggs”

Episode Date: November 1, 2016

Today's Second Date update gave us an awesome "catchphrase" that we never thought we'd ever hear come out of someone's mouth... And it all started when one of listeners decided to go to a Matchmaker. Find out what happened in the PODCAST.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Whoa. What are you doing? And that is the problem that Cece is having. She's on the phone today to do a second date update with a guy whose name is Tag. What's up, Cece? How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Good. $1,500 on a second date update with a guy whose name is Tag. What's up, Cece? How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Good.

$1,500 on a first date? Well, technically, I didn't pay $1,500 on the date. It was a dating service that I paid for. So you went through a dating service and it cost you $1,500? That's the part of your email that confused me because you said in it that you spent that kind of money to do this but why did it cost so much because it's a professional service that sets women up with professional men who have professional jobs have their lives together a lot of them are millionaires and things like that so so this is like a millionaire

matchmaker type deal yeah something like that mean, I've done other dating sites and I'm just, I'm done with them. I've wasted a lot of time on guys that just don't have their lives together, that are not ambitious, and it's not even really about the money. I want a guy that's ambitious.

A.K.A. you're looking for a dude who has some money. I mean, that comes with ambition a lot of the time, but I dated too many losers on all the other dating sites. All right. So tell us about this guy named Tag and your date. So Tag, he's really nice. He does, like, business development type of things. He works in real estate and has, you know, startup companies, things like that.

And they told me that he just didn't have enough time to meet the right person. So, you know, we talked on the phone and we went out to dinner and I mean, I was nervous, but I felt like it went well. Okay. So what about him did you really like? Well, the last couple of people I went out with, it just kind of expected that it was a hookup thing. But within like the first hour, it was like, all right, so when are we going to, when's this going to happen? And these are people that you met off of this $1,500 dating service thing? No, no.

Those are people from like the other sites. The free sites, the cheap sites. Plenty of fish. Yeah. So how did your evening with Tag go? Was it fun? Was there anything

interesting about it? It was good. I mean, I was super nervous because I hadn't gone out with a guy like that in a while. So I was trying

to come up with something interesting or impressive to say and I wasn't even thinking and I just blurted out and asked him how much he made. What? And I didn't even thinking and I just blurted out and asked him how much he made what and I didn't mean to it just came out I was super nervous did you immediately say I'm so sorry I didn't mean that yeah I just as soon as it came out of my mouth I immediately apologized yeah I

can understand why I think I can understand why he wouldn't want to call you back if it seems like you're only interested in his money so you're a millionaire I mean well I mean I can understand why he wouldn't want to call you back if it seems like you're only interested in his money. So you're a millionaire? Well, I mean, I wasn't only interested in his money. It was like an honest mistake. What did he do after you asked him how much money he made? He was gracious about it, but he just kind of looked at me a little bit weird. And, I mean, the rest of the date went on as normal. So he never answered you.

You don't know how much money he makes. No, I was like, sorry, I didn't mean to ask that. You know, you don't have to answer that. And can I ask, I mean, are you coming from a place where you're really successful and making your own living right now? Well, I mean, I'm not on that level. I'm not exactly where I want to be just yet, but I do support myself. I pay all of my own bills. All of that. But it'd be so much nicer if you had somebody else to do it for you, wouldn't it? It's Jubal's dream, too. Don't worry. It really is, yeah. You guys share that together.

Yeah, I mean, that's not a bad idea, but I know that's going to take time. So how did everything end with you guys? Well, he took me back to my place, and we had a little kiss at the end. Was it a peck, or was it more romantic? It was kind of a peck, but I thought that that was pretty respectful for a first date. Yeah. And have you tried getting a hold of him since you guys went out? They, on the site, said to wait for the man to call you, and he hasn't called back and how long has it been it's

been like almost three weeks now okay so he's definitely not calling you then if it's been three weeks well i mean he might be ditching me but then he also did say that he's really busy and he's got a lot of stuff going on you know he's got a lot of things to deal with his real estate and all of that so maybe that's it it. Yeah, it could certainly be. I do feel like you're paying $1,500 for the service. They should be doing this for you instead of us. Yeah, I mean, they should be taking care of it, but I just thought I'd rather call you guys

because you guys get it handled immediately. Yeah, we cost $3,000 to do this stuff. I'll send you an invoice, but we'll play a song, come back, call them and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thank you. All right, hold on. to do this though. I'll send you an invoice. But we'll play a song. Come back. Call him and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thank you. All right, hold on.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a matchmaker. On the phone right now is Cece. And she actually

spent $1,500 on a matchmaker to make her a match. And the match doesn't seem to be working out because the dude is not calling her back, and she can't figure out why. His name is Tag, and we're about to get him on the phone and see if there was a problem. Now, Cece admits that she did make a mistake on their date and actually asked him how much money he makes. Such a big mistake. I guess she paid this much money on a matchmaking service because they help find guys who are well off and have great careers

and are just too busy to date. So she actually asked him how much money he makes, and he seemed a little bothered by that. But the date did end with a little peck on the lips. But she hasn't heard from him since, and we're about to get him on the phone. Cece? Yes? Do they actually play that song for you when you walk into their offices?

They should, for as much as I'm paying them. Yeah, they really should. If this doesn't turn out, are you going to stick with this matchmaking company? I might write out the rest of my contract because I still have a couple of

months that I'm covered with it, but I won't renew. Well, I'm going to dial his phone number right now, get him on the phone, and find out why he's not calling you back, okay? Thank you. You're welcome. Hello, this is Tag. Hey, Tag, how are you?

Uh, good. How are you? Who is this? This is Jubal. I host a morning radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Um, what is this regarding? I don't have a lot of time. I'll make this quick. It's regarding a date you recently went on. What? How did you get my number? Well, I got it from the girl that you went on a date with. She actually emailed us and asked if we could get a hold of you because you're not calling her back.

You serious? Yes, I am. Her name is Cece. No. I'm not going out with her ever again. Oh, okay. That was quick. Yeah.

I guess we got our answer. What's the problem with Cece? Can you tell us? Yeah. So, wait a second. Are you guys working with the matchmaking service, and that's how this is happening? No. No, although I would like to be, because it sounds like a lucrative business.

Cece actually emailed our radio show and asked us if we could get you on the phone to find out why. She's confused and would love to see you again, but unfortunately you're not calling her back. Okay. She told us that you guys went out to dinner and there was an awkward moment where she asked how much money you made. Wait, she actually told you about that? Yeah, she did. She thinks that's the reason you're not calling her. I think it's probably the reason, too.

That's embarrassing. Well, that was completely out of line of her. I mean, it's a first date, you know? I couldn't believe that she did it. And, you know, she apologized to me. But really, it just didn't help. I could tell that she was still thinking about it and it was on her mind. So, Tag, how much money do you make?

Tag, I'm just curious. Wouldn't you like to know? I really would. I don't think we're going to get that out of you, though. But can you at least tell us what else happened on your date? You said that was one of the reasons you're not calling her back. Yeah, I mean, I don't even really're going to get that out of you, though. But can you at least tell us what else happened on your date? You said that was one of the reasons you're not calling her back. Yeah. I mean, I don't even really know how to say this. Like, this is on the radio and stuff.

She doesn't really have a job. What? She doesn't have a job? She didn't tell you about this? Her way of making money? No. We actually asked her because we're like, are you just going out to find dudes to pay all your bills? And she was like, no, I pay my

bills myself. So I just assumed she had a job. Well, yeah, she sure pays her bills all right. Why are you laughing at her? What does she do? Well, she told me that she makes thousands of dollars donating her eggs. What?

Eggs? Her eggs? Like her... Like from her ovaries. Oh, okay. So she doesn't have like chickens in a coop in her backyard. It's her reproductive eggs that she's selling. Yeah, no, she's not a farm girl. She's a...

I guess you could say she's a farm girl. She's farming herself. So that's how she's making her money? Yeah. I mean, it was kind of weird. Like, she starts bragging about how good her genes are. No, for real, though. You have to go through some, like, stringent tests in order to be able to donate your eggs.

It's like no joke. They want to make sure you are grade A. Yeah, she told me all about it. And it's, it's really painful. I heard you can make a lot of money doing it. Yeah, apparently you can make a lot of money because she said she pays her rent with it and travels. She's even done it in other countries, which, you know. Well, that'd be scary.

Like, I'm going down to Mexico in a back alley and some guy's just harvesting your eggs. I wouldn't trust that. Why does that turn you off? What about that is gross to you? You're asking why that's a turn off? Yeah, I don't know. Like guys donate sperm. She's helping people have babies. Yeah, well, I don't like the thought of her having, you know, hundreds of little kids running around all over the world. And she doesn't have like a real job, know so like i'm

gonna be out there working and she's um i don't know sitting in a lab somewhere getting her ovaries scraped hey what do you do for a living i work in real estate okay you work in real estate she you might be able to retire off of her egg money hey tag i also need to be honest with you and tell you that she's actually on the line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. What? Yeah. Get the f*** out.

You're kidding. I don't have a real job, Tag. Selling your eggs is a real job. I make money doing that. I make a lot of money doing that, okay? And I work all over the world in different countries helping women. Yeah, I mean, you work all over the world. You should probably put that word work in quotes because I'm not really sure that's what it's worked in. Yeah, it is work. It is legitimate work. I have to take care of myself and I have to make sure that I'm in good condition.

You have to just let your body do its natural function. I mean, I don't really know how you call that working. You're just eating your eggs. No, you have to be healthy. You need to have top-quality eggs to give to other women. I mean, it's actual work. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Oh, so just because I don't sit around in an office all day with a secretary, that's not work?

I don't know what you want me to say. Like, I have a job. I make a lot of money, and I'm there working. I have a job, too, and I also make a lot of money working. Well, I mean, how long can you keep that up for? It's not a real career. You can't do it forever. Eventually your body is going to go, nope, no more.

You know what? Quit putting this down and trying to judge me. Maybe I can't put this on my resume, but I'm a humanitarian. I'm helping people. I think you could put it on the resume. I'm sure you could put that on the resume, Cece. I mean, I just find it kind of hilarious that she thinks that this is humanitarian work. Cece, did he come off as condescending to you when you guys were out on a date and you just somehow missed it?

You know what, Brooke? I had no idea that he was so against helping women and helping women to have children and so against the miracle of life. What is this? Why am I suddenly like the bad guy here? I'm not against women. I just want a woman who has an actual job. Tag, it is an actual job. And if you don't believe me, why don't you come with me to one of my appointments

and see my eggs up close and in close? Oh, there you go. Hey, how about that, Tag? That sounds like a sexy second date to me. Tag, would you like to go out on a second date with Cece? one of my appointments and see my eggs up close and there you go hey how about that that sounds like a sexy second date to me tag would you like to go out on a second date with cc we will pay for it i can't believe we're even asking that question you want to see your eggs bro hey come check out my ovaries baby yeah oh yeah i totally let him do it obviously he disrespects what i do for a living respects women come on. Come on, come see.

Oh, my God. You see, obviously, like, you were drooling over how much money I made, and if I really wanted to, I could have seen your ovaries in another way. Whatever. Kiss my eggs, Pat. Kiss my eggs?

That's awesome. That's a first and a second date update. Broken Jubal in the morning. Oh, that d***. Obviously, he disrespects what I do for a living. Dispects women. Come on. Come see. Oh, my God.

You see, obviously, like, you were drooling over how much money I made, and if I really wanted to, I could have seen your ovaries in another way. Whatever. Kiss my eggs, T Whatever. Kiss my eggs, Tag. Kiss my eggs? That's awesome.

That's a first and a second date update. That is a clip from today's second date update. This girl named Cece wanted to call a guy named Tag who wasn't calling her back after their date. We found out the reason that he wasn't calling her back was because she claimed that her career was selling her eggs so that she can take vacations and stuff like that. You can get a lot of money for selling your eggs. But he was like, it's not actually a career. And eventually she's just going to be wanting me to take care of her.

And she was like, no, this is a career. Everybody texting at 78592 agrees that that is not a career. I think it is. You do? Yeah. If I had eggs to sell, absolutely. You could go sell your sperm and that's not a career either. Except that's like

50 bucks. You get thousands of dollars selling eggs. It's because it's like a crazy intricate process and it's supposed to be really painful. There's some people texting in like, my friend did this and she made like $30,000. That's a lot of money, dude. I don't think it's worth it.

So much work and pain Apparently she has to keep her body right all year round And eat right and everything else I love how nobody brought up I mean he never brought up the fact that she Flat out asked him how much he made during dinner Like that wasn't the problem I feel like that should be the problem

I do know my favorite thing though Was this line Kiss my eggs That is the one thing that we can take away like a gold digger website pretty much. I do know my favorite thing, though, was this line. Whatever. Kiss my eggs, Pat. Kiss my eggs. That is the one thing that we can take away from today's

Second Date Update. The next time somebody's messing with you, just tell them to kiss your eggs. Whatever. Kiss my eggs, Pat. Kiss my eggs.

Is giving eggs, is donating your eggs a career? Text in 78592. I think it's a good career path. No. And every woman should do it. Those eggs dry up way too young to eggs a career. Text in 78592. I think it's a good career path. No. And every woman should do it.

Those eggs dry up way too young to be a career. Whatever. Kiss my eggs, Pat. Kiss my eggs. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back, and then you can yell at them. Whatever. Kiss my eggs, Pat.

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like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout.

I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, you guys, I'm Catherine Legg. I'm a racing driver who's literally driven everything with four wheels across the planet.

And I've got a new podcast. It's called Throttle Therapy. This season, I'm competing in some of the world's most notorious racing events. Tune into my new podcast, Throttle Therapy, with Catherine Legg, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.