Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Love is Blind

Episode Date: July 12, 2013

Jake basically RAN from the the restaurant after his date with Gabby.... but what happens after that is completely UNFORGIVABLE! Listen to the Second Date Update. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email us, brookandjubel at moving925.com. We will call the person that didn't call you back, just like we're about to do for Gabby, who's on the phone. Hi, Gabby. Hi. How are you? I'm okay. I'm pretty confused, though. Now, you emailed us about a guy named Jake that you met at kind of a singles mixer. Yeah.

I mean, my friend signed me up for it, and I was like, well, it was close to where I worked, so I thought I'd just stop by and see what was up. Are you newly single? At like six months. And were you shocked that you actually met somebody at one of these events that you liked? I was shocked that I met someone and that he was attractive, because I thought maybe there'd be some nice kind of shy guys, which he was, but he was also, like, kind of tall and muscular,

and he's, like, a biker and a runner, so I was like, oh, well, hello. I always feel like at those events, like, if there's one hot dude, he's got all the ladies on him. Well, he wasn't, like, a super, like, hot, outgoing guy, so he was kind of hanging out by himself. I've, you know, I've hosted a couple of these single mixers things never been one for myself because i need to but um no like there's a lot of times there's awkward guys that just you can tell don't know how to talk to women at all i mean totally and he was a little awkward like you know he wasn't approaching anyone okay so

what happened he approached you or you approached him i I approached him. He seemed just like really nice, like not controlling, not too full of himself. He was just kind of relaxed. And, you know, I asked him if he wanted to go out and he said he did. So I planned a little date for us later on in the week. You planned the date. Dude, you're awesome, Gabby.

I wish more girls would do that. Take the guesswork out of it. Then I don't have to work hard to like think of anything. I think that's great. But then again, I'm kind of lazy. You know what I mean? There's some dudes that might not want that. Yeah, like me.

I don't know. I like to plan. I like to be a gentleman and traditional. You don't have any money. I don't know why you would like that. I go to McDonald's, but I still plan it. What did you end up doing with him? One of my favorite authors was doing a reading at Barnes & Noble.

So we went over there, and then we went to dinner. And halfway through the dinner, he got super weird and seemed, like, embarrassed. Like, his face was turning red. What? And looked visibly uncomfortable. Didn't want dessert. Like, signed the check and, like, ran out the restaurant. What?

Just took off? Yeah. So I followed him out because I was worried. I don't know if I offended him or if I did something wrong or some kind of miscommunication. And I've called him a couple times since and have not heard anything. What were you guys talking about in the moments right before he started visibly getting uncomfortable? I mean, nothing.

Just that our food was good. It wasn't anything really. You weren't talking about how many guys you've, how many guys you've been with in the biblical sense or anything like that? Nothing awkward. I mean, the only thing I can think back in my head about was like, by the time I got to dinner, he was kind of like, I don't really know what I want for dinner. So maybe he didn't like the restaurant or maybe, I'm not really sure. Gabby, since you asked him out and you kind of picked all the events for the date, do you think that at any point he might have felt, like, emasculated? Did you get that impression?

I hope not. At any point he could have said, I'd rather go somewhere else. I don't feel like I was being so controlling that he would feel like he had no sense of destiny in what we were doing. You said he didn't really like that. He didn't really like this. Was there anything that he did seem to like or enjoy about the date? I mean, not really. I mean, he wasn't really verbal about it either way. There's no really way of knowing.

Okay, Gabby, hang out for a second. We're going to play a song. Come back, call him, and get your second date update, okay? Thank you. I love it. Moving 92.5. song come back call him and get your second date update okay thank you brook and jubal in the morning second date update all right gabby are you ready to get jake on the phone and find out why he ditched you yeah i guess if you didn't hear the first part of the second date update gabby went to dinner with this guy who she met at a singles mixer they went to barnes and noble first so they could hear an author that she was talking about read.

And at a certain point, the guy looked very red, you said, and then kind of just took off. Yep. And he didn't seem to enjoy any of the date. At the end of this, you know, people always ask for a second date. Are you going to want to go out with him again, you think? I mean, I'm just more really curious about why he got so upset and left. You know, I would like to go on a second date with him, but I don't know if he'd be into that. He's more just like, hey, did I do something weird that I should not do on a next date?

Right, that's more of the question at this point. All right, I'm going to call him right now. Hello? Hey, I was looking for Jake. This is Jake. Jake, what's up, man? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5. How are you?

I'm sorry, this is a radio station? Yeah. Have you heard of our show, Brook and Jubal in the Morning? I don't personally listen to you. You're not familiar? Okay. Well, let's try to change that in the future. But I wanted to talk to you for a second about a girl that you went out on a date with

who I know as well. Her name is Gabby. Met her at a singles mixer. Yeah, I know Gabby. Okay. The reason that I'm calling you is Gabby said that during your date you kind of took off at the end

and she feels like you ditched her she basically wants to know if she did something wrong oh my god this is such a mistake um mistake I just shouldn't have done it I'm really embarrassed about the whole thing why is that oh god we're supposed to meet at Northgate mall and And truthfully, I haven't been on a date in like five years. Really? So I was extremely nervous. And so I was sweaty. And so before I get out of my car, I actually take off my glasses and I wipe down my face.

Okay. And I forget my glasses in the car. I'm legally blind, by the way. What did you say? I'm legally blind. You're legally blind? Why didn't you go back and get your glasses? I was running late.

And the truth is, even without my glasses, it's going to take me a good 10 minutes to try my car anyways. It was so bad. I was asking people in the mall, where's Barnes & Noble? And it was like literally like 20 to 30 feet away. I couldn't even see the sign. Oh, okay. But damn, I lucked. There's a restaurant right next to Barnes & Noble that she wants to go to.

Okay. So I don't even have a chance to go back to my car to get my glasses. So I was looking at the menu, not even able to read it. I could barely make out the pictures in it. Why are you not telling Gabby at this point? I am in the same boat as you. Would you tell someone on the first date? Yes.

Yes, that you don't have your glasses. Maybe it's a guy thing. I mean, I want to be seen as masculine, and I guess telling someone I'm legally blind makes me feel weak or whatever the case is. So you're kind of embarrassed of it. Yeah, it's a first date. Okay. Well, it's hard to talk to someone when you can't make eye contact with them.

I mean, I try to look at her as best as possible, but I couldn't quite see where her eyes were. Okay. Well, it's hard to talk to someone when you can't make eye contact with them. I mean, I try to look at her as best as possible. I couldn't quite see where her eyes were. So I'm right. I'm sure my eyes were darting all over the place. And of course, I order a beer that's hanging on the menu. So I start thinking to myself, does she think I'm illiterate or what the case is? And then at the end of the night, we part ways at the restaurant. And I walked to my car, which, by the way, took me about 30 minutes to find. Thank God I have a car alarm, right? I clicked it on. Hey, I have to do that by myself, and I can see perfectly fine.

So I lose my car everywhere. But I get back to my car, and first thing I do, of course, is put on my glasses. She runs over towards my car, and she's an Amazon woman. She's huge. I don't remember her looking this big. Oh, no. You can see size even when things are blurry, dude. Oh, no.

But I pride myself on keeping myself lean. She's tall. Not only is she tall, but she's thick. That's really not the kind of girl I go for. All right, let me get this straight, Jake. So you put on your glasses after not being able to really see her all night. And once you saw her, you were not interested because. No.

You thought she was. My car took off. So you just boned out. Yes. Oh, no. Amazon woman. Oh, no. Hey, Jake.

Planet of the Apes. Oh, my gosh, Jake. Jake. Come on. Jake, at this point, I should let you know that Gabby is actually on the other line and heard everything you just said. Shut the f*** up. What kind of idiot drives around without his glasses on?

And why didn't you just admit that you didn't have them on? I mean, I might be a sick woman, but I'm not the weirdest person I've ever heard of for going through an entire date without glasses and not just admitting you didn't have them. Okay. You know what's weird is being as large as you are and ordering from the skinny menu. I mean, had I heard you order from the full size menu, I might've had a better idea that you were an Amazon.

Oh my gosh, Jake. I mean, there's a reason you haven't dated in five years, and that's becoming obvious right about now to me. And I can't. Yeah, that's right. I can't find a woman who's fit like me. That's why I haven't dated in five years. You're so full of crap, dude.

I felt bad for you the whole time, too. Just too bad that they don't make glasses for people who have bad personalities, because if you could get someone who had a good personality to take a personality glasses off and be as awful on the inside as you are, then maybe she'd date you. I'll be fine, Gabby. Trust me. I'll be fine. I'll find the right one for me. I hope that person doesn't exist.

This would be an awful person. Somewhere out there, Jake, there is a hot, young, fit, blind woman, too. And that's what I'm looking for. Oh, my God. Hot, young, fit, blind woman too. And that's what I'm looking for. Oh, my God. Hot, young, fit, and blind. That's what Jake needs in his life. He's a liar.

He's an a-hole. You also could have just been man enough and said, listen, I'm not that physically attracted to you. You didn't have to drive away like a little... You know what? At that point, I was just scared what you'd do to me. All I could do was get in the car and take off. You are such a jerk!

Oh, my God! I hope the next girl that you date gives you some sort of horrible STD and you rot in your bed with freaking burning sensation and hives. Jake, I just got to say, you must not be that physically fit if you were really intimidated by her. You know, I'm lean. Gabby, just to make sure you know, I'm lean, so that's the reason. Oh, my God!

This is not fair! We cannot talk to him anymore. I will not allow him on the show anymore. He's done. You want to be a contributor to the show on a daily basis? I'd love to hear Brooke talk to you every day. No!

We could have the Fit segment with Jake. What? I'm going to punch him in the face! Body by Jake, every every morning on the show. Jose, this is not funny. It is really funny. Gabby, you got your answer. I sure did.

And at the end of these, we always ask if you guys want to go on a second date. Oh, my gosh. Jake and Gabby. You're sounding hell no. You didn't even let me finish. You didn't even let me finish, you guys. I'm going to pay for the date. No.

No? No, thanks. Gabby, send Jake to a 24-hour fitness with a mirror, and then I think that's pretty much all he needs. Gabby, I am sorry you had to go through this. Me too, but thanks for letting me figure it out. Yeah. And hopefully now people will know what an asshole Jake is

and not go on a date with him. All right, Jake, thank you for your time, man. No. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. We will talk to you tomorrow morning, 6.05, with a new segment to start Brooks' morning off the right way. We do not appreciate it. Body by Jake.

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