Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Magic Happens
Episode Date: November 11, 2013Kyle did some card tricks for Carrie during a pub crawl and the "magic" continued all the way back to her apartment! But Carrie CAN NOT figure out why Kyle refused to spend the night with her. So we'l...l help her figure it out in the Second Date PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Moving 92.5.
Brooke and Jubal a second date update simply because of the closing line in it,
which simply said, Jubal, you need to call this guy
and find out why he wouldn't sleep with me.
Absolutely.
Get it, girl.
I like it.
Carrie is on the phone.
Hey, Carrie, how you doing?
Good.
How are you?
Pretty good. Thank you for your email. We appreciate it. Carrie is on the phone. Hey, Carrie, how you doing? Good. How are you? Pretty good.
Thank you for your email.
We appreciate it.
Yeah, we love a girl that just knows what she wants and isn't afraid to admit it, or at least I do.
Hi.
Now, tell us about the guy that you want us to call, Kyle.
You want us to ask him why he wouldn't sleep with you?
What happened was I went on a pub crawl a couple days ago in Seattle.
I met Kyle there.
Did you meet at the beginning of the pub crawl or post really drunk?
I saw him at the beginning of the pub crawl,
but we didn't actually talk until the second or third pub.
I think I was feeling a little loose by that point.
You were stalking him.
Nice.
You were stalking him from bar to bar.
He's the one who initially made contact, and it was fun.
He's very flirty, very cute.
But what was kind of different, while we were sitting down chatting,
he pulls out a deck of cards from his back pocket,
and he starts doing card tricks.
Oh, come on.
That's kind of cute. And that got you, huh?
You're like, I need to take this man home with me right now.
It's pretty adorable.
It was so cute.
You know, I was drinking a lot, and I was messing up all of his tricks.
Oh, you were being so annoying.
I can imagine you out there.
He's like trying to show everyone, like, stop it.
Knocking his cards out of his hands.
Let me see your other hand.
You're drunk, so you think you're cute.
I know how it goes.
Come on.
He was hitting on her, and he was pulling out his moves.
She was hammered and he knew he had an opportunity.
It was sweet.
So did he ask?
I don't think I've ever had a guy do card tricks for me
or any kind of magic trick on a date, let alone the first one.
I guess this technically was the first date.
You can call it a date.
That's not a date.
Not a date.
I know it's not exactly a date. That's not a date. Not a date.
It's still a date.
I know it's not exactly a date,
but it kind of felt like one.
Okay, so what'd you do after the bars?
At the end, he offered to walk me back home,
which I thought was so sweet and so gentlemanly.
And at this point, I had had such a great time.
I was dropping not-so-subtle hints on him,
in my opinion. What's a not-so-subtle hints on him, in my opinion.
What's a not-so-subtle hint?
You know, I kept rubbing my hand up and down his back.
There you go.
It's a beautiful night out.
I wish somebody was having sex with me right now.
That's a not-so-subtle hint.
It's a lot more subtle than that.
Did you go back to your place?
We did. When he got me home, I asked him if he wanted to come up,
and I'm being very flirty, and basically almost sitting on his lap.
God, I can't believe I'm going to tell you guys this.
So I said to him, take your clothes off right now.
Oh, my gosh.
Nice.
You are.
Most guys would be excited about that.
What did he do when you said that to him?
He gave me a look.
And so I took his card and I threw him out my window.
How dare you?
You're a magician.
And he said maybe another time, and I was trying to get him to change his mind, and then he decided to leave.
He does give me a kiss.
It's a quick kiss, but he gives me a kiss, and he said he'd call me.
Okay.
Maybe he was just trying to be like respectful of you as a
person and maybe it was too much too fast maybe and i'm just going to be frank with you maybe you
were being drunk and annoying yeah it sounds like situations i've been in i've dated a lot of drunk
annoying girls i didn't so i you know i definitely know them so i am seriously confused. I'm not trying to toot my own horn,
but I get hit on by a lot of guys.
And I've never had...
Maybe he is just that gentlemanly.
And if he is,
I totally would go out on a second date with him.
But if he doesn't do it after the second date,
you are done.
We're going to play a song.
Come back, call him, and get your second date update, okay?
Okay.
All right, hang on.
Our second dater on the phone with us right now, Carrie committed the ultimate sin on her date.
She threw a magician's cards out the window because she wanted sex.
And everybody knows there's nothing more important than magic.
That's true.
So to choose sex over magic, Carrie, I can't believe you.
All right, Carrie, are you ready to call Kyle?
I am.
Carrie, can I ask, is it more that your pride is injured or that you actually want a second date with this guy?
I think if I didn't say that my pride has hurt a little bit, I'd be lying.
But that wasn't the first thing that I thought of.
If you're just tuning in, Carrie went out with a guy named Kyle.
They met at a pub crawl.
They hung out all night long.
She was very aggressive with him when they got back to her place.
He had some cards and he was doing like magic tricks at the bar.
She grabbed his cards, threw them out the window and said, take your clothes off.
And then he left. Right?
Yeah, that's pretty much right.
We're going to call him right now
and see if we can get him on the phone, okay?
Okay.
Yeah, hello? Kyle here.
Hey, Kyle. What's up, man? How are you?
This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
I'm moving 92.5.
Who?
Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning
on the radio station moving 92.5.
You're calling from a radio station?
I am.
You recently went on a date with one of our listeners.
Um, All right.
And she enjoyed your date together, but she says that you haven't been calling her back,
and she really would like to see you again.
You met at a pub crawl.
You remember meeting a girl named Carrie?
Yeah.
You don't sound really excited about meeting Carrie.
We understand that. It's out of the blue. You don't know what excited about meeting Carrie. We understand that.
It's out of the blue.
You don't know what really is going on.
I'm quite confused at the moment.
It'll all turn out okay, Kyle.
Is there a particular reason that you don't want to see Carrie again?
Did she do something wrong?
I thought maybe she was being kind of drunk and it could be annoying.
Was she being annoying?
I'm just, you know, like, I'm not the type of guy that sleeps with girls on a
first date and all. So she was cute, but that's, uh, it was too much for you that she wanted to
hook up with you on the first date, right? Have you guys met? Yeah. And something happened, but
it's, it's, uh, you know, if it's that she threw your cards out the window, we know about that. That would upset me as
a fellow magician.
You are not a magician. It would make me angry.
I can juggle. It's close.
Wait, you know about that?
Yeah, she told us that she was drunk
and she grabbed the cards out of your hand and threw them
out the window and was like, now take your clothes off.
That's when things got kind of weird.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know
if you can understand it, but...
I am the granddaughter of a great magician,
so I understand your pain.
That is true.
You are?
Yes.
Brooke is also magical.
Right?
Well, I can't date a girl who disrespects my magic.
I mean...
Are you really trying to be a magician?
Or do you, like...
When she told us the story of meeting you
and said that you took the cards out
and were doing tricks at the bar and stuff, I figured it was just kind of like parlor she told us the story of meeting you and said that you took the cards out and were doing tricks
at the bar and stuff,
I figured it was just
kind of like parlor tricks,
you know,
like a little joke thing
that you do
to try to impress people.
Yeah, exactly.
I do my magic at malls
and senior centers,
so I guess not professional
professional yet.
That's still,
that's still professional?
Yeah.
Do you get paid for it?
Not yet.
Okay, then yeah.
Okay.
You're not professional.
Anyway, I mean, she was cute, but, you know, she got more and more annoying, like, the more drunk she got.
And I put up with it as long as I could.
And that was about it.
What?
Hey.
Put up.
Kyle, Carrie's actually on the phone with us.
I should have mentioned that earlier. But, kapow, magic trick.
Carrie's on the phone. us. I should have mentioned that earlier, but kapow! Magic trick. Carrie's on the phone.
I'm sorry.
I'm just kind of in shock.
I mean,
I don't invite everybody
I meet over to my place
to have sex with them.
I actually was enjoying you.
I can't believe
you just said sex
on the radio.
Are you kidding?
Sex!
Sex!
Sex!
It's not a dirty word!
Yeah, Kyle,
that's an appropriate word.
You can say that
on the radio.
Yeah.
Well,
maybe you can say it,
but you shouldn't.
Maybe.
All right, Kyle.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
It definitely put you
in perspective for me.
I mean,
you act like your cards are your baby.
It's kind of disturbing, actually.
Well, that's his, hey, Carrie, that's his art.
You know what I mean?
That's great.
It's fantastic.
And when he starts making money doing it, then it really does become art.
It sounds like you guys have been dating for years at this point.
When he starts making money and stops sitting around the house
and playing with his cards all day.
I mean, he uses it to pick up girls.
That doesn't sound like art to me.
Carrie, don't you think maybe you owe him a little bit of an apology
for being too aggressive?
I was drunk.
I was drunk and having a good time.
And he didn't have to walk into my apartment.
He could have left me at the door.
I had nothing to apologize for.
I was just trying to be nice there.
You needed somebody to walk you home and, you know, and...
Kyle, if I did not meet you at the bar, my friends would have taken me home.
You're the one who made it like you had to take me home
and you had to walk me up into my apartment.
You didn't have to do anything.
Carrie.
That was your choice.
Carrie, look, I mean, you know, now you see me, now you don't, Carrie.
Kyle the Great in today's second date update.
All right, Carrie.
Carrie and Kyle, at this point, I would like to offer you guys a second date.
We will pay for it.
Oh, hell no.
No, okay.
That was quick.
Hell no.
Kyle, would you like to reappear in Carrie's life on another date?
I think I'm going to take the invisible cloak route on this one.
Oh, my God.
I must have been really drunk that night.
Kyle, did you ever get your cards back?
I'm just curious.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I went downstairs and I collected them all from the street.
Oh, sweet Kyle.
All right.
Maybe I should be sending him and his cards out together.
Yeah.
Any kids' bar mitzvahs or birthday parties?
No, I'm not that good yet.
No.
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Hey, you guys.
I'm Katherine Legg.
I'm a racing driver who's literally driven everything with four wheels across the planet.
And I've got a new podcast.
It's called Throttle Therapy.
This season, I'm competing in some of the world's most notorious racing events.
Tune in to my new podcast, Thr to welcome the new year, my podcast, The Happiness Lab, is releasing a series of happiness how-to guides to help you in 2025.
I'll distill the wisdom of world-class experts into easy-to-digest, actionable tips.
Struggling with tough emotions?
We have a how-to guide.
Worried that you're not enough?
We got you.
Self-obsessed and want to get over yourself?
There's a guide for that, too.
The Happiness Lab's how-To Season starts January 1st.
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