Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Male Model

Episode Date: November 24, 2015

Lily went out on a date with a Professional Male Model... We're talking washboard abs, shiseled Jawline, sculpted calves. THE REAL DEAL. But after they hooked up, he's been M.I.A... Can we reconnect Lily with her professional STUD?? Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Hammerin Man. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's second date update. Lily is on the phone with us right now, and Lily did something that most women can only dream of. Really? Yes. Good for Lily.

Lily went on a date with an actual real-life male model. Ooh. Hey, Lily, what's up? How are you? Hi, I'm good. Thank you so much for having me on. No problem. Thanks for your email. So you want us to call a guy named Mark and in your email you said Mark is a male model. Yeah, like a real male model.

Like a real one. Not just a guy with a camera who describes himself as a model. Or the people I used to work with at a certain retailer which would call themselves models. Does he have legit photo spreads and stuff? Yeah, he's got a huge book of his work. I saw some of it. He's so hot. And he's been an online spread.

Did he bring that on the date? No, no. I saw it at his place. It just accidentally slipped out of his bag or something. She has Google stuff. Sorry about that. I just dropped my modeling portfolio. Oh, weird.

It opened up to the one where I was doing a firefighter spread. I don't even like the way my abs look in that one anyway. Let's move on to another one. So you said you saw it at his house. Yeah. Was that before you guys went out or was that at the end of the night? That was at the end of the night. Oh, look at that.

Nice, Lily. This is a good date. Where did you meet him again? I met him through a work friend. She was like, you should meet my friend. He's so cute. All right. So we know how the date ended, obviously.

Mm-hmm. How did the rest of the date go? What did you guys actually do? It was so good. We went to this like dinner and we talked and um he's like so hot his biceps are like the size of cantaloupes um was there i mean did you have a connection with him besides a physical attraction no we did we did like we talked a lot about stuff. He was just, like, really polite and, like, asked me questions about myself and, like, seemed like he was listening. Did he only eat a salad because he couldn't take in that many calories?

He had salmon. That's perfect. He was just so sweet. And he told me about his childhood dog and how he, like he misses her all the time because he doesn't see her, and I thought that was really cute. Oh, my gosh. It sounds like Mark could have said anything to you, and you would have thought he was just adorable.

I don't want to say yes to that, but he's really hot. But he's really hot. And he's really smart. He went to college, finished college, and then he's finished, and he's so cute and funny. So he's the full package. He's so smart. He's a male model, and he also is intelligent. Yeah.

Can you believe it? No. No, I really can't. I've met a lot of male models. I've met a lot of models in general. Usually not the smartest people. They don't need to be. They get everything in life.

But you ended up going back to his house, so I'm assuming the date went well. It did go well, but it's not what you think. We just went back and fooled around a little bit. I didn't go all the way with him. You didn't stay the night, is what you're saying. Just rounded a couple bases. I didn't stay the full night.

I left at like 3 a.m. I don't know. I'm wondering if that's what maybe he didn't like. I thought the guys didn't respect girls that like went all the way on the first day. Well, he's a model. He's probably not used to that. That's probably why he's not calling you back like, obviously she's not into me. What did you say to end it at 3 a.m.?

I said, you know, like I really had fun and I don't want to take this too far right away, and I really like you, so call me. Bye. And what was his response to that? He was like, okay, I'll call you, and I had a good time. You mentioned in your email to us that you just got out of a long relationship. Did you bring that up on the date, or did it ever come up? I mean, I mentioned mentioned it yeah but did you

mention it a lot though i don't think i mentioned it a lot but maybe i told him his name and stuff yeah have you texted with him or called him at all i've called him a few times and i've sent him a few texts but he hasn't responded at all it's been like two weeks. And I just, I really want your help. He might have just moved on to the next one. I mean, he's a model, right? Who knows? Yeah. No.

No. All right. Well, we'll play a song. Come back. Call him. See if we can get him on the phone and get your second date update, okay? Okay. All right.

Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the to the Second Date Update, Lily went on a date with a male model named Mark. Lily liked him a lot for more than just his looks, right, Lily? Yes, more than that. That's questionable. The reason I said it was because they went back to his house,

they made out for a while, but she didn't go all the way with him and then left at about 3 o'clock in the morning, said we should totally hang out again. He agreed, but he hasn't called her or texted her. It's been about two weeks. We're about to call and get him on the line right now and see if she did something wrong. That's honestly, though, I think that if he's a male model

and he's as great as you say, he's probably not used to girls turning him down. You may have shocked him, and maybe he doesn't even think you're into him. I hope not. I'm super into him. I just don't want to tell him. You didn't, like, objectify him the entire date, right? You weren't like, oh, I love your biceps.

Oh, I love your abs. No, I think I kept it mostly in my head. Mostly. Mostly. Well, and think about this, Lily, you said earlier that you've dated a lot of douchebags before, and you want us to call a male model right now I'm assuming you're probably pretty attractive as well I mean

I think I'm cute Yeah you are If you weren't you'd be like hell yeah I'm great I look bomb Those are the girls that never look good But girls that go like I think I'm okay Are always the hot ones Alright Lily we're about to call Mark

And see if we can get him on the phone and ask him if you did something wrong on your date, okay? Okay, I'm so excited. You are adorable. Here we go. Hey, this is Mark. Hey, Mark, how are you? I'm okay.

Who's this? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. Am I on the radio right now? You are. How are you? I'm good, man. What can I help you guys with? Oh, we were just looking for a male model,

and somebody gave me your number. We need some modeling work done for the radio station. You got a pen and a piece of paper? I can give you my agent's number. I prefer to call you directly because I need you to come in, take some photos with just me, and then let you know if you're the right guy for the job. Are you okay with that?

Doesn't work like that. I have a website through my management company if you want to go in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure you'll be happy with it. I've been to your website. I spent a lot of time on it, Mark, and I want to go and Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I've been I'm sure you'll be happy with it. I've been to your website. I spent a lot of time on it, Mark. And I want to meet you.

Now you're getting creepy. Hey, Mark. I'm actually calling you because you recently went on a date with one of our listeners. But you haven't been calling her back and she wants a second date. And they wanted us to get a hold of you.

Uh-huh. Her name is Lily. Um. Look, I don't know. I don't really feel comfortable talking about it. You know what I mean? I want to be sensitive to her feelings and other stuff. Yeah, but Lily wanted us to call you. So really, honestly, if it hurts her feelings, that's her bad.

Look, I know exactly what I got going for me. And I know what my weaknesses are, okay? What your weaknesses are. The problem is that sometimes I go out with girls. And I know what my weaknesses are, okay? What your weaknesses are. The problem is that sometimes I go out with girls, they find out I'm a model, and they're just super into it. And that's not my thing, you know what I mean? Like, you gotta be able to roll with me

and just be okay with the fact that, like, I'm a really good-looking dude. It's just, you gotta get over it. You know what, Mark? Hey, man, we are like brothers right now. I feel the same way all the time. It's just like, hey, you got to understand, right? Right, stop talking about it.

We get it. You think that she's only into you because you're a model? From the second I told her that I was a model, she wanted to see pictures of me. She, like, the whole time we were at dinner, she was Googling me. Wait, Mark, she Googled we were at dinner, she was Googling me. Oh. Wait, Mark, she Googled you at the dinner table? Yeah. Yeah.

That's weird. Did you tell her? Mark, were you honest with her? You're like, come on, that's not what this is about right now. Because she said really nice things about you, like about how smart you were and that you went to college. I know I'm a smart guy. I know I'm a good conversational. I know I'm really good looking. I know that girls like good conversational. I know I'm really good looking. I

know that girls like to think that like they're going to have this piece of candy on their arm. Sometimes it bothers me when girls get fixated on that. But Mark, if you weren't attracted to her, why did you bring her back to your house? Well, I mean, that's different. You're still a guy. Hey, you might be a smart, goodlooking, funny, great conversationalist, but at the end of the day, you're still a dude, and sometimes dudes will do what we do. You got to do what you got to do. There it is.

The next day, I woke up, and I had like, I don't know how many notifications. She had gone through, I have like 1,000 pictures on Facebook, okay? She had gone through and liked every one of them. Oh, no. All right. You can't do that. That is a little much. You can't do that to anybody, not even a model.

Especially if you like somebody's picture from like two years ago. Yeah. That's the worst. All of a sudden it shows how much you were stalking their profile.

Mark, if you could say anything to Lily right now, what would you say to her? Relax. It's all good. You're going to be okay. You're going to be okay. Hey, Mark.

Lily is actually on the phone and heard what you just said. Relax? It's all good? What does that even mean, Mark? Oh, my God. You guys, seriously? Whoops. What is the big deal? So I liked some of your Facebook posts. You're going to call me out for that and make me sound like a stalker because I was, like, interested in you and I Googled first you?

That's not a crime. Look, I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings, okay? You got them to call me and ask me. Yeah, well, you did hurt my feelings because I thought we were, like, having a serious connection, and you just made me sound like some kind of crazy girl who followed you home or something. We had a great date. Look, I don't think you're crazy. You're making me sound like this is a nutcase. I don't think there's any kind of imbalance going on.

I just don't think you can handle the heat. You know what I mean? I mean, it's like... That is awesome, Mark. She's great, dude. Lily, can you handle the heat? Or was the heat too much for you? Get out of the kitchen.

Not too much for me. I'm sorry if I liked too much stuff, but me showing interest in your modeling is just me showing interest in what you've got going on, which is modeling. Okay, just come on. You were a little fixated on it. You've got to be able to admit that.

Well, you didn't exactly push me off of that, by the way. I asked you to model for me, and you, like, made your pecs do a little dance. So don't act like you're like, oh, I hate that you asked me to show off my modeling stuff. You enjoy it. Of course I enjoy it. It's what I do. I'm good at it. Mark, let me ask you a question.

Do you tend to fall for girls who don't really care about you as much or act like they don't care about what you do? No, man. They always care about me. Okay. So no matter what, you just think they're all too into you. I don't have any. All right, Mark. Lily, did Mark come off as arrogant on the date?

I'm not arrogant. You guys misunderstand me. I'm just extremely confident. I know what I got. But every... Hey, Jewel, you want me to change your life, bro? Sure. Come out on a date with me, bro.

Oh, maybe that's why you're not getting a call back, Lily. Mark, I'll absolutely go out with you. A male model? You better say yes. Yeah, right? At least we made some kind of love connection today. I was about to ask if you'd go on a second date with Lily, Mark. I will pay for it.

Now I'm not sure if I should do that because I kind of want to go out with you. Mark, will you go out with Lily again? We'll pay for a second date. I know Lily wants to go out with you again. Come on, Mark, please. She's begging you. It'll be fun. Yeah, we'll keep it low-key, you know?

What does keep it low-key mean? We can go out, you know, we can hook up, just like, you know. Okay. There it is. That's what it is. Lily, are you okay with that? Yep, I sure am. Alright, well, we'll send

you guys out somewhere. I don't know. I'll find a hotel off of Aurora downtown to put you guys up in for the evening for your second date. Keep it nice and low-key. I got like 70 bucks. Congratulations. Thank you. Thanks, buddy.

Have a good one. Broken Jub. Thanks, buddy. Thank you, Jubal. Yeah. Have a good one. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all,

make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics,

entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.