Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: MMA Dude

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

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we talk to the person and we go, what do you think went wrong? Why are you not getting a call back? And they may be able to cite one instance, or a lot of times they're like, I don't know. I have no clue. Well, the guy on the phone for a second date update today has multiple reasons why he thinks he's not getting a call back, so that should be fun. Let's start

listing them, shall we? Mike, what's up? How are you? Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. It sounds like your first date was not the best. You know, I didn't think it was that bad in the moment, but looking back now, I'm starting to kind of put the pieces together, and I kind

of think I figured it out. I don't know. Is it something where you only have yourself to blame, or were they circumstances outside your control? Well, like, I guess some outside my control, but I think I kind of just got awkward with it. I don't know. I think it was me.

So what's the name of the girl that you want to call today? The girl I want to call today is Andrea. And where did you meet Andrea? On Tinder. Nice. So it started off great anyway. I love when anybody says that. There's such shame attached to it when it comes out of your mouth.

I mean, it's not the place you want to tell your mom, like, hey, look who I found on Tinder. You don't want to take Tinderella home. Tinderella. Tinderella. All right, so tell us a little bit about Tinderella before you tell us what went wrong on the date. All right, well, obviously I swiped right, so I thought she was hot. Right off the bat, she's a good-looking girl. And then as I was looking through her pictures and stuff, I noticed that she was athletic.

She looked like she played sports and worked out. So, you know, she responded back to me and we started talking. She was really sappy. I like that, you know. Yeah. Kind of the bantering back and forth. Yeah.

How long did you guys chat before you decided to actually go on a date? It was about a week. So I think that's kind of long for Tinder. Yeah, it is. Normally it's like 10 minutes, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was like, well, this is a long relationship.

You guys were practically Tinder married at that point. Oh, yeah. I was thinking about changing my status. Tell us about the date. What did you guys actually do? So on the date, you know, we went to an oyster bar. Oh. And she actually, yeah, I thought it was nice.

She said I could pick her up, which I thought, okay, all right, you know, actually get together at her place. So I went to pick her up, and that's where I think I started losing control of the situation. But you started losing control before the situation even barely began is what it sounds like. Yeah, yeah. I was listening to music in the car. I wasn't paying attention, you know. I was all excited about her, and I walked her into my vehicle, you know, open the door for her,

try to be a gentleman, and then get in the car, I turn on the radio, and it just, bam, like, right in her face, this music just starts blaring. And it's just, like, talking about f***ing, and, like, all kind of, like, crazy s***. And I was, oh, my God, I turned so red.

It was so embarrassing. Did you apologize right away? Yeah, I should have apologized. I thought it would have been the right thing to do. Instead, I turned so red. It was so embarrassing. Did you apologize right away? Yeah, I should have apologized. That would have been the right thing to do. Instead, I just kind of like cut it down. And so I was like, do you listen to Lil Wayne? And she's like, no. All right.

Yeah. I could see that'd be a bad first impression. Yeah. Yeah, I think it was. She's like, what's on this guy's mind already picking me up? I know. I know. The tinder and then the music, I don't think it was looking good for me right off the bat.

Did you recover from that, or did you seem disturbed by your music selection the whole night? It was a little awkward at first, obviously, but I think I started recovering pretty well. By the time we got to the restaurant, you know, we were talking. Okay. That was good. And how was the oyster bar? The oyster bar was delicious. No, we met the day.

I meant how was your time with her at the oyster bar. Sorry, I should have been more specific. Oh, that's okay. Well, the time was a little awkward because, you know, like I said, we were talking. Everything was cool. And then I thought it would be funny and try to make a little joke about, you know, oysters are aphrodisiacs. And then she was like, well, in my head it was funny. It was funny in my head.

Oh, it's so easy. It just makes me roll my eyes. And this is after she got in your car with a song that was blaring about sex. And then you're like, hey, these are aphrodisiacs. I think the only thing I could have said afterwards to make it more awkward is give her like a little wink or something. Like, I don't know. It was bad. What was your intention of this date?

I mean, I actually liked her bantering on Tinder and stuff. I thought she was really funny and cool. And I've had hookups before off Tinder, obviously. But I kind of wanted this to be a little bit something more. Okay. Okay. So after all that, did it seem like she liked you at the end of the date, or was she just trying to get out of there?

Sounds bad, dude. Once again, we start picking back up, and then we get to her place, and I start walking there to her door, and then I thought the stars were aligning. This is it. You know, I've done this many times before. I lean in for the kiss. And then she's just kind of like, not tonight. Oh, man.

Ouch. How did you feel when she said that? I was a little bit caught off guard, honestly, because that's never happened to me before. I'm not trying to brag, but I'm a pretty good-looking dude, and that's something to just turn down right at the doorstep, you know? But I feel like there's two ways you can say that. You can say that coyly where you're like,

not tonight, got to work harder for it. Yeah. Or you can say not ever. You know, looking back at it, it kind of seemed like she was just a little bit irritated. So I didn't know that she was dumb as me dumb. I thought, like, she needed a moment to get away from tonight and maybe just think things through.

Decompress a little bit. Yeah. Have you tried to contact her since your date? Yeah. I reached out to her and tried texting her and, and calling her cause she did give me her number. Um, but she never really responded.

You should have just sent her a link to that Lil Wayne song you were listening to. I know. I wanted a box of oysters or something. Yeah. All right, man. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Cool. Thanks, man.

All right. Hold on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. All right. If you're just tuning in the morning. Second date update. All right, if you're just tuning in for today's second date update. Oh, sorry.

That song kind of came out of nowhere. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. That's exactly what happened to Mike on his first date. He thinks that the girl might not be calling him back because a string of things went wrong. He met her on Tinder. They decided to go out to an oyster bar. But when they first got into his car, he forgot that his radio was on to a very inappropriate song. He turned his car on and then...

I had to look over at her and go, uh, sorry about that. Romantic. Mike, are you ready to do your second date update? Absolutely. Is that kind of like the song that was playing in your car when she got in? Yeah, except it was way, way worse. There's music that's worse than that? One long beep.

Mike, she denied your kiss at the end of the night. Is that actually why you want to call her? You know, actually, I really feel like there could be something way more, you know, than just a little Tinder hookup. All right, well, I'll dial her phone number right now, get her on the phone, and find out why she's not calling you back. All right, I'm a little nervous, but all right. Here we go. Okay. Oh, sorry.

Turn it off. Hello? Hi, is Andrea there? Yeah, this is she. Hello, Andrea. How are you? My name is Jubal, and I host a radio show called Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Um, okay.

How are you doing today? Good. Um, I'm sorry. Did you say you were calling from the radio? Yes, a morning radio show. What's going on? We do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. What that is is if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them back after,

they get in contact with us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. Okay. And so somebody just emailed us about you. What? This is so weird. His name is Mike, and you guys met on Tinder. Oh, my God. Mike?

Yes. Mike has been trying to contact you since your date, but apparently you haven't answered any of his phone calls or text messages. And he didn't take the hint, apparently. Well, he took the hint. He knows that you don't want to get back to him for some reason, but he doesn't know why. So he asked if we could get you on the phone and get that answer. On the radio. Yes.

Did you like Mike at all? Well, what did he tell you guys? What do you know? He told us how you met. He also admitted to us that he feels like your first date was kind of awkward. There was a point, I guess, where he picked you up and you got in the car and he had a really inappropriate song blaring on the radio. He thought you might have felt awkward about that.

Yeah, that was weird. I don't know about that. He also told us how you turned him down for a kiss at the end of the date, and you said, no, not tonight, or something like that. He told you a lot. Yeah, he did. He told us all about your date. He also said that he really likes you and wants to see you again.

God. Honestly, the most shocking part of the night was when he came to pick me up. He looked nothing like his Tinder profile. Oh. He catfished you? No, no. It's not that he didn't. It wasn't like he was a different person. He had

bruises all over his face. Wait, when he came to pick you up? He looked like he got the shit kicked out of him. Really? What? He did not mention that. Huge black eye, fat lip, like, and I was like, oh my god, what

happened? What did he say? He, it's so weird, he told me that he, like, does that sometimes, gets into, like, fights with his friends, like, MMA style in his backyard, like, once a month, like, MMA style in his backyard.

Oh, my gosh. Like, once a month, like, a fight club thing. They fight each other. And so he was just super, like, whatever, like, no big deal. Nonchalant fighting. So, like, just looks like that a lot of the time because he and his friends beat the shit out of each other. So he does, like, novice-style MMA in his backyard.

I guess. And he thought, I mean, was he saying this to impress you or? No, I asked him why his face looked like scrambled eggs. He was like, why did I just do this? Not a big deal. Like, totally casual. No big deal. Me and my friends just fight in the backyard once a month.

Yeah, it was so weird. I mean, he could at least warn me that he was going to look like, you know, a cheese grater went on his, like, ice cream. A cheese grater? Would you have gone out with him, though, if he would have said, Hey, by the way, this is what I do in my spare time, and I'm going to show up with a black eye. Oh, that's so weird.

It's so weird. Who does that? What kind of psychological issues go into beating the crap out of each other? Like, what is that? He didn't tell us any of that. He just told us about your date and it was all good except for those couple of weird things. He didn't tell us that he showed up and looked like somebody had beaten him with a bag of

pennies. It was horrifying. I couldn't believe it. I want to know a little bit more about his backyard MMA ring. You want to get in on it, don't you? Yeah, I do want to get in on that action. Let's ask him about it, Andrea, because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What?

Yeah. No, he is not on the f***ing phone. Yes, he is. Mike? How's it going? What? What are you doing? What do you mean, what am I doing?

Look, I just wanted to tell you, you could have just texted me or called me, and then we'd have to do this. We didn't have to do this, period. You could take a pin and just let it go. You gave me your number, so obviously you're cool to give me your number, so you should expect a phone call or a text. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. Okay, Andrea, first off, my face looks great right now.

I've never broken a bone or anything. It was just a little beat up, and for the record, I won. So there you go. Just a little beat up? Just a little beat up. That wasn't even that bad. Normally it looks like my face went through a grinder, but this time it was fine. Oh, my God.

And that's supposed to be attractive to me? Andrea, look, I had a fight the night before with my bros, so I don't know what to do. Your bros? Oh, my God. I didn't think it was going to be that big of a deal. Honestly, you saw it by my pictures that I like athletic things and MMA. Athletic things is one thing. Beating the shit out of each other in a

backyard for the eagles is completely different yeah it's making me better it's making me better what is it making you better at better at what i don't even know why you're so upset but you should be excited to have like friends that enjoy hanging out with you so that should say something about my social life you gotta say something about my social life. It does say something about your social life. I'm learning everything I need to know. I mean, what were you doing the other night before? Were you just petting your cat and watching Netflix or what?

Are you judging me? Is that what's happening right now? Oh, wow. Is this your attempt to, like, get me out on a second date with you? Seriously? No, I just don't understand. Like, all of a why you're coming out, like, bashing my face, which it already was bashed enough. I don't need any of that.

You were eating oysters and blood was dribbling onto your chin. Shut up. I keep telling you, it was just from the night before. It was just a little cut, a little cut. You bleed a little bit. I'm a man. I can handle it. It's not a big deal.

How the hell do you think that someone wants to kiss a person who's bleeding all over their food? Oh, my God. Seriously. He leaned toward me. I was like, seriously? You want me to kiss that? Hell no.

Mike, I support your MMA backyard fighting if you want to do that. But why didn't you warn her, though? Like, hey, I'm going to show up and my face is going to be bruised. Honestly, it was just the night before, you know, and I thought, you know, hey, I didn't think it looked that bad, honestly, in comparison to other times. My bros told me it wouldn't be a big deal. I thought she'd be cool with it. Why would you plan a fight the night before a first date? Like, I mean, if that's going to be your hobby, maybe wait till after. I mean, I get what you're saying there, but we plan

this every month. It's the same day so i wasn't gonna miss it you know it's the same day every month it's more important than her duh look sometimes you know i go through there i don't even have like a scratch on my face or anything i'm completely fine so like that night a little bit rougher i'll admit but whatever i didn't think it'd be that big of a deal. And right now, Facebook's fine, but you should come out and see me now. Yeah, I'm good. Thank you. Are you sure, Andrea? Because I would like to ask you out on a second date with Mike.

We will pay for it if you'll go out with him again. I'd rather punch myself in the face than go on another date with him. Come on. It's really not that big of a deal. I don't know why you're making this a big deal. Look, I look great right now. I look better than my Tinder picture, honestly. Listen, I'm not into this.

I'm sure there's somebody else out there who will totally appreciate it, maybe. But I'm out. Mike, I'm sorry. No second date, man. That's a bummer, man. I really liked her. Yeah, I know. Hey, you know what, Mike?

Sometimes in dating, it can give you the uppercut and you can be up against the ropes. But I know that you can get back on track and stand up like the true champion you are and get back in the dating world. Awesome, bro. I'm pumped. Let's go do this right now. Why don't you just come fight with me? I am not going to one of your backyard brawls, Mike.

Come on, man. No. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. backyard brawls, Mike. Come on, man. No. Don't do it. I don't want to do it. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right.

I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show,

and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed?

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.