Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Mr. Charisma

Episode Date: February 14, 2018

This may be one of the most INTERESTING people we've ever had on this show, and he goes by one name: Mr. Charisma. Oh, you haven't heard of him? Well, that's probably your fault.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the phone for a second date update today because in his email, he asked us to just call him by his nickname. Oh, gosh. Mr. Charisma. No. That's what he calls me.

No. No. You know what? I got to find some music because I feel like before we introduce Mr. Charisma, he has to have some theme music. That's got to be a joke. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Charisma. He has to have some theme music. That's gotta be a joke. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Charisma is on the phone.

Ooh, he is in a velvet suit. I see him right now. What's up, Mr. Charisma? What's up, what's up, what's up, guys? How you doing? Not much. It's a pleasure to meet you. Absolutely. Well, you know, that's what a lot of ladies say. Shut up. You were joking. Like, the Mr. Charisma thing is a joke, right? You're not

serious about that. I'm actually very serious. That's a nickname my buddies kind of gave me because I go out on so many dates. I probably average about one or two a week. Well, actually, the numbers are going up a little bit. You know, I'm kind of hitting this nice little streak. So, you know, two or three times a week. Two or three times a week, man. Mr. Charisma is about to be Mr. Broke. How do you afford that? I mean, I'm very selective on where I like to go depending on the lady. So, you know, that kind of thing.

And sometimes they offer that because I'm so charismatic, they offer to pay sometimes. I'm so charismatic. Oh, come on. Dude, all I've done so far in the brief time that we've talked with you

is roll my eyes. Well, that's okay. You just need to give me a few more minutes. That's all. You just need to listen to me for a few more minutes. I'm sold.

Yeah. Mr. Charisma, do you go both ways? Because I'm interested now. No, man, I don't. But that's okay. Guys kind of envy me a little bit too. So it's all good. He's used to that. It's all right. I can put you up on some game, man. I can teach you a few things.

So ladies want you and dudes want to be you. Pretty much. I appreciate your confidence, though. Pretty much. Mr. Charisma. I appreciate your confidence, though. I will say that. What's your real name? My name's Chris. Okay.

Not as cool. Yeah, it didn't do it for me there. All right, Mr. Charisma, tell us about the girl you want to call today. How did she fall in love with you? Well, so I met Desiree at a club. Des, you know, she told me to call her Des, obviously for short, which automatically I like. You know, I like anybody that can kind of come up with a nice little nickname or cool little short name, obviously. Okay, it's kind of an obvious one when your name's Desiree, but continue.

Yeah, we met at a club and everything was cool. I mean, I saw her across the way. Cute, amazing body, you know, and she was over there doing a little moves and dancing. So I said, let Mr. Charisma go over there and introduce himself Of course everybody should yeah like it you're paying attention you love it And it does pay attention in the same way. Oh absolutely, you know, I'll go over there and introduce myself You know offer to get her a drink We had a few and then we start dancing and everything was was great and she's telling mr know, offer to get her a drink. We had a few, and then we started dancing, and everything was great. And she's telling Mr. Charisma to get down.

I'm telling Des to get down. Everything is going well. And the cool thing about it is, you know, she wasn't like a normal, you know, chick. Like, she's a nurse, which is automatically cool. You know, I can respect the fact she's out there saving lives and stuff because, you know, as Mr. Charisma, if I see somebody in trouble, I'm going to jump out there and save a life too yeah he's a nice guy i like him what did

she do that made you think that she thoroughly enjoyed it oh she's laughing the whole time and obviously enjoying herself but the fact that as i said we got on the dance floor she was no i was no longer chris i was come on mr charisma let me see what you got let me see these moves let's see what's going on you know all right at that point, and we just met, she's already calling me Mr. Charisma. It's like, okay, everything's perfect. Boom. No problem. So how did the rest of your time go with her? I mean, did you guys make out or anything? Kiss? So after the club, we kind of went and, you know, I walked her to a car and we kind of talked out there for a minute. It was a nice night. So it wasn't too, you know, too bad. Basically, uh, moved in for the, for the kiss, of course, but you know, we kept it really

simple. Um, she wanted to basically just give me a kiss on the cheek. Nice little hug. She told me she enjoyed herself, uh, with Mr. Charisma again. Uh, and she gave me, she gave me her number, you know, saved it as, as Des, which was awesome. And then I told her, hey, you'll get a text from Mr. Charisma very soon and we'll go out again. And she said, absolutely, hit her up and we'll do it again. And did she get back to you at all? That's the thing. She hasn't responded, which is confusing because she gave me her number.

I didn't have to ask for it. She just took my phone and put it in there. Yeah, and I'm guessing you don't get this very much from the ladies blowing you off. Oh, not at all. I mean, I've met women all over the place. You know, I met women at the gym, of course, Bed Bath & Beyond, you know, a cell phone store. This girl was having a problem with her phone bill

or whatever, and I went over and introduced myself. And next thing I know, you know, she's like, hey, can you put his number in my phone, you know? Damn. Okay. I like that. You guys say that, but again, you're going on a lot of first dates

That's not equaling to a lot of people Falling for you Listen I'm not interested in women falling for me I'm not trying to get married next week I mean I have girls just laying down for me Dying to want to be with Mr. Charisma I think she's playing his cat and mouse game Which Mr. Charisma likes a little bit

But I need to know why she's not returning my texts Do you think that this girl could ever be Mrs. Charrs charisma you know if she plays her cards right yeah she could oh my god she plays her cards right and you're the one calling to beg her to call you back i see no no no i'm not begging let's be clear i just need some information i'm definitely all right all right all right play a song come back and then call her and get your second date update, all right? All right, let's do it. All right, man, hold on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. Well, the name of the show has been officially changed. It's now Brooke, Jubal, and Mr. Charisma in the Morning. Mr. Charisma is on the phone. And if you missed the first part of the second date update, that's what he calls himself. His real name is Chris, but it doesn't matter when you got a nickname like

Mr. Charisma. And he met a girl named Desiree at the club, and Desiree isn't calling him back, and it's blowing his mind, because ladies don't often disrespect Mr. Charisma like that. Alright, man. Are you ready to get her on the phone and find out why she would have the nerve? Don't often disrespect Mr. Charisma like that. All right, man. Absolutely right. Are you ready to get her on the phone and find out why she would have the nerve?

We need to see what's going on with Des here. Okay. And Chris, I'm sorry, I can't with the Mr. Charisma. Chris, if it is the fact that she just feels like maybe you aren't being your honest self, can you tone it down a little bit for her or no? Well, Mr. Charisma is part of Chris, so I am being honest. I don't understand what the problem is. Okay.

Well, maybe that in and of itself is the issue. All right, well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can get her on the phone and find out what happened, all right? All right. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Desiree? Yeah, this is Desiree. Who's this?

Hey, Desiree, this is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Wait, who is it? I'm sorry? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a morning radio show that It's on in the morning. Okay. I don't understand. What can I do for you?

Well, I wanted to talk to you because one of our listeners actually sent us an email asking if we could get a hold of you. Who's that? Well, I think when I say his name, you're probably going to instantly know who he is. His name is Mr. Charisma. That's not really his name. Have you met a Mr. Charisma before? If you've met more than one, I'm floored. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. Hard to forget a name like Mr. Charisma. Yeah. Do you remember meeting Mr. Charisma at the club the other night? No.

What? What do you mean no? I mean, no, I didn't meet him at a club. I met him like six months ago. Like, we met at a Costco. What? We met at a Costco six months ago and not at the club the other night. Yeah, it's definitely like several months ago at a costco but it's funny

you bring it up because like just recently he has started texting me but i mean i i have no clue what he's talking about it's so weird oh my god wait so wait you're desiree though right yeah i'm desiree go by dez yes are you a nurse no okay the desiree we're looking Are you a nurse? No. Okay, the Desiree we're looking for is a nurse that was at the club the other night. Uh-oh. Yeah, no, I'm not a nurse. I, like, never go to clubs. You'll never catch me at one.

Well, you go to Club Costco. Yeah, right? With the hottest club. With the hottest dogs. Unless Costco counts as the club. Yeah. Okay, can you hold on for me one second, please? Okay. Cool, can you hold on for me one second, please? Okay. Cool, okay.

Hang on. Hey, Mr. Charisma? You there? Hold on, hold on, guys. I know exactly what the problem is. That was my fault. I have, like, four Desirees in my phone. Shut up.

And I think that's what it is. I text the wrong one. What? So if you want to, like, get me you know, you guys is whoever contacts, you know We're gonna go through all the Desirees in your phone No, no, no, I have the right one. I have the right Desiree. I know which one it is I just you know, hey, it's like confusion man. We go on as many dates as I do that happens Hello you guys I'm I'm still on the phone. I can hear this.

Sorry, Desiree. I thought I hit hold. I guess I didn't. Yeah, no. I can still hear everything. Oh, okay. Sorry, Desiree. Our bad, Desiree.

So we're looking for the other one. My bad. Great. So can I go now? And Mr. Charisma, can you just like delete my number? Yeah. Weirdo. Yeah, that's not a delete my number? Oh. Yeah. Weirdo. Yeah, that's not a problem.

I can definitely do that. I got a better Desiree to call. I wasn't looking for you anyway. Better Desiree. You're insulting her now. Oh, my God, Chris. All right, Desiree. Well, thank you for your time.

Appreciate it. Sorry. Have a good day. Whatever. Oh, wow. All right, Mr. Chrisma. I'm going to put you on hold, okay? And then slide the new Desiree's number, the right Desiree, to our producer, and then we'll call her, okay?

Okay. All right, hang on one second. Oh, my God. Dude, that is amazing. We've never had this happen before. Four Desirees. What are the chances we get the wrong number again? I don't even know one Desiree.

Me neither. He truly is Mr. Charisma, that's for sure. No, he is not. She just said delete my number weirdo He has four Desirees in his phone You know anybody with four Desirees in your phone? Okay I will say Picking up digits at Costco is quite the feat

Yeah Okay Looks like we got the number back Hey Mr. Charisma You there? Yes I am Alright so I've got the new number

For the new Desiree Four Desirees in your phone That's impressive dude Hey listen I told you guys Mr. Charisma gets around two or three dates in a week. That's what happens. And sometimes it's a little

hiccup, a little mix-up, but that's okay. Oh my good lord. Start dating girls with different names, Mr. Charisma. I'm dialing this phone number right now, and hopefully it's the right Desiree. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's going to be. Pretty sure. Alright. We'll see what happens. Here we go. Hello?

Hey, is this Desiree? This is Desiree. Desiree the nurse? Yes. Yes. Oh, my gosh, you guys. Okay, we got the right Desiree on the phone. This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show.

Okay. Okay. I'm just going to get to the point. We do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them after, they can email us, and then we'll get that person on the phone and try to figure out what happened. I'm just going to put him on the phone with you and not waste time. His name is Mr. Charisma.

You met him at the club the other night. And he hasn't been able to get a hold of you. So he had us call you. So Mr. Charisma is on the phone and wants to talk to you. Oh, my gosh. Mr. Charisma. Okay. That's right.

What's up, Des? How you doing? Hey. Hi. Oh, my God. That was a positive hi. So, you know, I've been texting you. You know, I'm sure you've been getting them, you know, Mr. Charisma with the wink face.

What's going on? Well, I haven't gotten any texts from you. I didn't get any texts. You're pretty sure about that? I don't know if maybe you're having trouble with your signal. I mean, I'm pretty positive I've been texting you as well. Really? I mean, no, I positive I've been texting you as well. Really? I mean, no.

I have not seen a text from you at all. Well, I mean, you gave me your number. I took it as we had a very good time, obviously. So why didn't you just reach out to me if you didn't hear back from me in a while? Well, you know, I've been busy. I'm a nurse, you know i i've been busy i'm a nurse you know yes i remember saving lives every day

yeah wait desiree can i just interject were you looking for a text from mr charisma like would that like made your day uh you know i kind of put it out of my mind after that night i mean it was we had a good time and and then I went to work, and I haven't really thought about it. You forgot about Mr. Charisma? Oh, no. I mean, I remember him. I remember Mr. Charisma, but it wasn't really on my mind, I guess.

It's okay. I understand she's kind of maybe a little thrown off guard because you guys around she definitely remembers mr charisma i can see that you're being a little busy or whatever but let's just move past that so obviously you were looking for a text from me and didn't get it but you know that kind of sums up why you didn't respond because that you know people respond to me so uh you know you're not too busy to go back out again, I would imagine, right? What? Wow.

You're so confident. Yeah, that was a lot, man. That was a lot to take in. Wow. I mean, you did give me your number, and you just said you had a great time with me at the club that night. I mean, everybody heard it, right? You guys heard it. I did.

She said she had fun, yeah, for sure. Yeah, and then she said she hadn't thought about it since. Actually, she didn't say she hasn't thought about it since. She said that she put it out of her mind because she didn't receive a text from me. And she was actually pretty sad about it. Out of sight, out of mind. So I get it. She said everything but the sad part. I don't think I heard that part. I haven't really been feeling sad. What did you like about him, Des?

Well, he was fun. He was funny. And we danced. He had some good moves. I mean, that's why I go to the club every now and then. And I generally meet, like, somebody cool and we dance. And then, you know, that's it. I enjoyed your moves too, Des.

I mean, you definitely moved great. We had a good time. She tells some great jokes. You know, definitely got a good connection going on there. We had a good time. She'd tell some great jokes. Definitely got a good connection going on there. We had a great time. Des, I want to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime. Not many people get a second chance with Mr. Charisma. Would you like to go out on a second date with Mr. Charisma?

We will pay for it. Oh, wow. You know what? I had a really good time that night, but I'm not looking for anything more than that. Oh, no. That's a no, Mr. Griezmann. Have you ever heard that before? You know what? Some people just get intimidated by Mr. Griezmann.

It's okay, Desiree. I can actually call this other Des. You know, you guys have that other Des, right, that we called? Yeah, just get her a call back. She told us not to call. I'm not going to call every single Desiree in your phone and ask them out. Oh, no, you don't have to ask them out. Just let them know that they are able to have a second chance with me.

Like you guys said, she turned down. Oh, my goodness, Lord. Drop it. Me and you will just do that off the air then because this can't go on any longer. It's a second date update. Not Mr. Charisma tries to get a date with Desiree. I don't understand. Is there another Desiree?

How many Desirees do you have? Don't worry about it. We've got a lot of Desiree. I don't understand. Is there another Desiree? How many Desirees do you have? Don't worry about it. We've got a lot of Desirees. Well, you know what? Listen, I don't really need you guys to do that. I appreciate your time and everything. I've got a couple more Desirees to call. I'm just going to call them as soon as I get off with you guys.

Mr. Charisma, really appreciate your time today. Appreciate you. We really love you, man. I would wish you luck, but I know you don't need it. That's right. Take care. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says,

I've never wanted to punch but make out with somebody so bad in my life. Oh, my God. How could that be part of your feelings? And, of course, that's a response to today's second date update. If you missed it, Chris wanted to call Des. Chris doesn't go by Christo. Chris goes by the nickname Mr. Charisma.

That's what he kept calling himself the whole time. Yeah, in third person. And he met a girl named Des at the club and was sure that she was into him and was confused why Mr. Charisma

wasn't getting a call back because Mr. Charisma always gets a call back. Anyway, we went to call Des, and then we called the wrong Des because he gave us a different Des that was in his phone because apparently he's got like four of them in there or something. Yeah, he met her at Costco.

Yeah, how do you meet someone at Costco? I don't know. It's impressive. Mr. Charisma works his way. Yeah, we finally got the real Des on the phone, and she was just thinking it was a night of fun and didn't really want to hang out with Mr. Charisma again, and he didn't really get it, and he's sure that he'll be able to get another date with her,

but we'll see. Yeah. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person that didn't call you back. Move at 92.5. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email

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