Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Murder Mystery

Episode Date: June 17, 2020

A themed party seemed like innocent fun... Until a TRICK was pulled on today's couple! It turns out they're in a situation that's a MUCH bigger deal than the murder itself...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We got an email from a guy named Logan for a second date update. And he says his first date was a murder mystery dinner. I've heard about those. But then he says things didn't go so well. Okay. So obviously when he says things didn't go well, it must mean she was murdered. It's pretend, Jeffrey. Or perhaps just maybe she was the murderer.

The audience gasping is not helping our cause right now. I don't know. I think I'm murdering this intro right now. You are killing it. I don't know if that's in a good way or not. It makes all of you accomplices to murder. Yes. You would be the worst villain ever.

Will you stop? I'm going to lose my breath here. Okay. Keep going. All right. Let's continue and talk to Logan. Logan, before we begin the second date investigation. Oh, that's what it is.

Just tell me, is there blood on your hands? Oh, come on. Almost. Murder! Tell us about the girl you want us to call today. What's her name? Her name's Sabrina. So, I want to know, how did you guys end up at a murder mystery party? So we have some mutual friends.

They knew we were both single. They set us up. Okay. And this was right around the time my friends and I, once a year, we do this big murder mystery. Wow. There's like 20 something people. We get it catered.

We rent this big old house. We decorate it. So Logan and his friends are rich. Yeah. I don't know. We're all chipping in. You know, there's an open house. We decorate it. So Logan and his friends are rich. Yeah. I don't know. We're all chipping in. You know, there's an open barn. Yeah, rich.

Open barn. Dang. I want to get in with your dorky friends, Logan. So how did the murder mystery dinner date go? Not so great. Okay. So there was mutual friends at this thing. So I thought, you know, she wouldn't be completely by herself

in a group of people yeah and the whole thing was 1940s themed so when she showed up i mean she looked spectacular like she went all out she really got into it like the hair the makeup the outfit and like she looked gorgeous dude and it's awesome that she went all in right yeah i thought that's a really good sign right and a good sign that she knew other people there. Because it would be pretty intimidating if you didn't know anyone, but... Yeah, exactly. I was trying to be, like, you know, thoughtful about that. Okay, so why do you say things didn't go well?

So, I don't know if you guys have been to one of these before. You've got a packet, and it's got, like, information about your character. Because you're, like, pretending to be somebody. She and I were joking about like oh come on what does your packet say you know like jokes it was fun yeah and then like sometimes you'll have an accent or you'll you know like you're supposed to get fully into character so you're like acting it sounds hard this is fun it is a little hard you have to like read a whole thing and then and you have to remember character you have to remember all the facts about yourself

like where you're from who you're associated with with, who you know, who you don't know. So, you know, it's sort of like live action Clue. Yeah. And so she was getting really into it, which was fun. We were having a really good time. And then suddenly the lights go off. Oh! Was that planned? Someone didn't pay the electric

bill, obviously. Is it part of the show? It was definitely part of the show yeah they're out for a few seconds then they come back on and she's gone and my first thought is she ditched me oh what yeah and i was like oh this can't be happening but then we all hear a scream from upstairs and we run into the bedroom and there she is dead. Oh no! She was the first one to kick the bucket in the game? Yeah. My friends who were in charge of putting

out the packets, I don't know what they were thinking. They gave her the first victim card. You know, I felt really bad, obviously because I wanted to have fun solving the mystery with her. Right. That was like the whole purpose of this date. And now, honestly, you can't even really hang out with her. You can't just like hang with the body while everyone's around and just whisper

well i kind of did i was in there and then like other guests were coming in and they were like drinking and like eating hors d'oeuvres like around around her and like she was there for like an hour and a half oh my god no i know wow at first i think it's like oh she's such a good sport yeah and then like i said an hour later, people found clues. They solved the crime. We all go back downstairs to like, you know, okay, we solved it. Now let's just have a good time. And she was like, I got to go.

Oh, dude. And I was like, oh, you know, I'm so sorry. This is not how I wanted to go. And I said, I'll go too. We can go get a drink, just the two of us. And she said, no, no, I had a good time. Don't worry. But you know when somebody says that

and you know they're not telling the truth? Yeah. Right. I had a great time laying on the floor for two hours. Can't wait to do it again. I mean, I would be pissed at your friends if I was you. Yeah. Oh, I am.

But they said, oh, it's the luck of the draw. But I don't know what to do. I feel like they could have, like, they knew the situation. Yeah. You can redraw. I feel like we can resuscitate this date. Get it? Get what I did there?

Yeah. No, but really, like, it isn't your fault. You didn't do anything bad, it sounds like. And she should give you another shot. I would like that. I would like your help. So have you spoken to her since your date? No.

Nothing. How long has it been? It's been a couple of weeks okay well my friends it seems we have a mystery of thoughts who murdered miss sabrina what was the motive and why would she she ditch Sir Logan without a proper shagging in the conservatory? Why do I feel like I suddenly need to scream? We'll get to the bottom of these questions and more after we play a song. Come back. Thank you. And call Sabrina and try and get you a second date update. All right, Sir Logan. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Okay, hold on. Second date update. Your date dying in the first 15 minutes of the night. Yeah.

It's not good. I'm laughing, but you'll see why. We don't hear that a lot on these second date updates. Never was. I hopefully never again either. That's what happened to Logan. He showed up for dinner with a girl named Sabrina. Within minutes, she was dead.

Come on, don't say it like that. Tell them the truth. Okay, I should probably clarify. This was a murder mystery dinner. And her character was randomly chosen to be the first victim of the night. So she was, quote, murdered and had to lay on the floor for the next hour and a half until the game was over. So Logan feels terrible about how that played out, and he wants a second chance at a real date.

So Logan, I don't know why this is running through my mind, but were you more attracted to her when she was alive or dead? What? Why would that be the question? Definitely when she was alive. Okay, good. Everyone has their weird kinks, so I don't know. Yeah, that's right. I mean, I never asked, were you able to have any conversation with her when she was a corpse?

Yeah, I mean, we did, but as the hour or so went on, I kind of stopped wanting to talk. Okay. Understandably. She became more corpse-like as the time went on. Yeah. She's really in character. It's really admirable. I think she's getting more and more angry. Okay. All right. Yeah. She's like, this is too good. She's really in character. It's really admirable. I think she's getting more and more angry.

Okay. All right. Yeah. Well, hopefully she's cooled off and that she's ready to, I don't know, talk. Cooled off like a dead body, bro? Okay. Talk to us. Yeah, I sure hope so.

I'm hoping that you guys can work your magic. All right. We're going to dial the phone number right now and try and resurrect your second date update. Okay? All right. Sounds good, guys. All right. Here we go. right now and try and resurrect your second date update okay all right sounds good guys all right here we go hello hi can i speak to sabrina please this is she hi sabrina my name is young jeffrey and i work for the morning radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Do you have a moment to talk with me? Can you tell me, like, what this is about? Well, we do a segment on the show about true crime murders, and we heard that you were recently killed. What? Oh, my gosh. Why did we let him ask the question? Is that true?

Were you killed recently? Wait, what is happening? Yeah, most dead bodies we call are usually confused. I see what you're talking about now, Jeffrey. I'm glad this dead one answered. Yeah. I'm sorry, Sabrina. Okay.

What we're really doing is something called a second date update. That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll call the person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Oh. Okay. So to tie it back in with the killing and the murdering, you recently went out with

a guy named Logan. Yes. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. That's a weird answer. We heard about the murder mystery party yeah so logan feels a little bit bad about how that all went down dude he feels so bad that you got killed in the first 15 minutes of the party that was terrible yeah it wasn't good. It was a pretty big bummer. Yeah.

If it makes you feel any better, I hear that you make a lovely corpse. That's like an insult, I think. It's not, though, because for real, your patience to lay there and just continue to play along for an hour and a half, I applaud. Well, I didn't want to, like, screw up their game, so I was just following the rules, going by the packet. That's nice of you. But it did screw up your date a little bit. Yeah.

It was a little weird. But why didn't you want to hang out with them after the game was over? I mean, I realize that you may have been a little angry laying on the floor for an hour and a half, but... Um, it just didn't feel like it was gonna work out. See, I kinda... I have some good

information, but I know that I was meant to die at that party. Like, they didn't want me to hang out with Logan. No one wanted me... Someone didn't want me to get to know him. What? You're saying that someone killed you on purpose? Yeah. Why? Logan said

that it was chosen at random. Um, I mean, sure. But no, it wasn't. I feel like we have our own personal murder mystery now. No, the mystery deepens. Who did it? Who really killed her? Who killed her chances? Why do you think that?

So, I don't know how much y'all know, but I had some friends at the party already. Uh-huh. And so, at the end of the night, like, I talked to them and see what was up. And Logan, he was in this long-term relationship for a while. And his ex did not want me there when she found out I was coming with him. And he wasn't there, but she got the host to kill me off. Oh, my God. What? She put like a fake hit on you.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, pretty much. Are you sure? So his ex-girlfriend told the host to kill you off early to ruin his date. Yeah. That is diabolical, man. But still, that's not his fault i mean that's the crazy ex's fault right he doesn't even know that yeah but still like that's pretty crazy to do that

to your exes someone that they're just hanging out with like you're just gonna put me on ice for like an hour and a half i don't know it's like another level of petty that i am not prepared to deal with man i'm wondering how Logan feels. I'm sure he didn't know any of this. Oh, he's going to be pissed. Because, Sabrina, we didn't tell you, but Logan's been on the other line listening, and he wants to talk to you.

Are you serious? Uh-huh. Yeah. Logan? God, I had no idea that she did that. I am so sorry. Yeah, I mean, but she did, and it really wasn't cool.

I'm just letting you know. And I agree with you. That was not cool. She is not happy that I broke up with her. I'm the one who ended the relationship. She is trying to get back at me. I'm so sorry. I mean, you're saying get back at you,

but I think she still wants to get with you. Yeah. Uh-huh. Sounds like that. She can think whatever she wants. It is not happening. So you're for sure over her, Logan? Oh, my God, yes.

Yeah. This is just one of many things in a long list of reasons why we are not together. And I was, like, hoping to, you know, meet somebody who is a good person and doesn't try to ruin people's lives. I mean, that makes me nervous. Like what else is she capable of? I mean, like you probably don't know this,

but she found my Instagram and she liked all of my photos on it. That's like another level of unhinged. Like maybe you take really good Instagram photos though. And she's just a fan. Oh my God. I'm actually more freaked out About the Instagram likes than I am about her Killing you at a party isn't that weird I thought that was innocent but finding her Personal pages

And it's pretty sadistic I mean I don't know What to say to that like you're right She is she is not well But she's not gonna like actually try to kill you okay well you say that but she's literally already killed me oh man i mean the only thing is is logan actually sounds like a really nice guy and you know people have some crazy exes i mean if anything it proves that he's very lovable.

Does it? I don't know. I think so. I agree. I agree with that, Brooke. His ex really likes him? I mean, yeah. If his ex is willing to go through this much of a project just to sabotage him, it must mean that he's really, really great.

Yeah, I guess I never thought of that. Well, with that in mind, I would love to send you guys out on another date. We'll pay for it. I mean, if you don't say yes, then his ex is probably just going to wear your skin and go out with him anyway. The ex is a bit of a turnoff, but I know he didn't know anything that she was doing, and I know that he feels really bad about it. He was clueless. So wait, what?

What's your answer? So is that a yes or a no? I mean, as long as I am not coming back to my apartment with a dagger in the door with a note saying, don't date Logan. But maybe we should give it another chance. Yes. All right. Congratulations, Logan.

You got a second date. Thank you, guys. Sabrina, thank you so much for agreeing to that. Okay. Congratulations, Logan. You got a second date. Thank you, guys. Sabrina, thank you so much for agreeing to that. Yeah, sure, Logan. Let's just make sure that wherever we go next, it's safe. Yeah, bodyguard. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Maybe hire one.

Yeah, it'll be safe. We can go to my house and do the one-on-one murder mystery. Oh, my God. Is that pretty easy to figure out who the killer is if there's only two of you? Well, I think it sounds good. There's going to be a stabbing going on a little later. Oh, all right. Lucky you, Sabrina.

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