Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Never Forget a Face

Episode Date: December 16, 2016

During a date, Men can tolerate A LOT of weirdness if the girl is really really hot. In fact, most guys know that the cuter she is... the crazier she'll probably be. But every guy has his limits, and unfortunately, one of our listeners, Liv, went over the line. Find out what happened in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: James Niland. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oops, oops. Did I get some of that cheese on my bare chest? And now I have a third degree burn because we're eating fondue together. Yeah, that's right, baby. I should probably seek medical attention, but I'm not going to until this meal is done. Oh, my God. That is an image I'm never going to get out of my head. That is a sexy first date. On the phone for of my head. That is a sexy first date.

On the phone for a second date update today is a girl named Liv, and that's apparently what she did on her first date with a guy named Mark. They went out for fondue. I don't know if it was as sexy as I made it sound, but that's at least what she said they did in her email. Liv, how are you? I'm good, thank you. Was that a really good recap of your date? It was so accurate.

Yeah, it sounds like it. So your email said that you met the guy you want to call today off of Tinder, and you guys went out for fondue. Yeah, we did, and yeah, I did. Did you like him a lot? I really did. He was really funny and cute and kept burning things and dropping things and i just liked that vulnerability how do you burn something with fondue though because it's all just like liquid

broth the bottom of the pot man it got scored yeah there you go i don't understand at all what you mean but all right we'll go with it so you liked him how many times did you guys talk before you actually went out since you guys met off Tinder? We chatted on Tinder for a long time, but that was our first date. And what was it about him on Tinder? I just thought his pictures were cute and his profile was good. And he did look like his picture, which was nice for once. Yeah, that's always refreshing.

And you look like yours? Of course I do. So tell us about your actual date with him. Did you go to a fondue restaurant or did you make fondue at home? We went to a restaurant and it was really fun. And I wanted to talk to him some more. But I was like, you know, instead of buying another bottle of wine, why don't you just come over because I have some wine at my house, you know?

Yeah, we know. You're a little bit of bait to get him back to your place. Yeah. So he totally came over, and we had another bottle of wine and made out for a while. That's awesome. Do you think that it was just like a Tinder hookup, though? I don't think so, because we went to dinner. Oh.

Because we ate food, so there was so that was obviously couldn't possibly start well did you guys hook up you didn't you just said you made out and drank wine you know we did not hook up but he could have if he wanted to if he would have made a play for it so did he not try at all you know know, I thought that things were going to go in that direction, but he said he had to work early, and so he took off. But it was only like 9.45 when he left. Yeah, that is pretty early. Have you heard from him at all since? We were texting back and forth a little bit,

and then I asked him when he wanted to go out again, and that's when I didn't hear from him anymore. Oh, that's the worst. You guys are texting, and then you go, Hey, let's go out, and then you get nothing back. It's not a coincidence. How many times have you pulled up that text message alone just to stare at it going like,

What did I say wrong? Shut up. A lot. A lot, yeah. When he left your house, did he say wrong? Shut up. A lot. A lot, yeah. When he left your house, did he leave abruptly? No, he just excused him. It was polite, but it was a little abrupt. But he was still flirting with you via text after that?

Yeah, a little. A little. A little bit until you asked him out, and then you got nothing. Yeah. And how long has it been since you heard from him? Since our text conversation, it's been about a week. About a week. Okay.

And is there anything that you can think of that would make him not want to go out with you again? No. I mean, the date was good. I looked hot. No. It was good conversation, good smooching. I mean, like I said, I looked super hot. That's always a plus.

Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, call him, and get your second date update, all right? Okay. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Liv is on the phone with us. She wants us to call a guy

named Mark today. They met off a Tinder, went out, had some fondue, went back to her place, made out a little bit, and then at some point, he said, I gotta get up early for work and left. And now she's not getting a call back from him. Liv, if you're as hot as you say you are, I don't understand

why he's not calling you back because Liv told us she's hot at least four times in the first segment for the second date update. Liv, since we talked to you just a second ago, are you still hot? Still hot, and still modest. Still hot, still modest. I like that. I like that, Liv.

Is there any chance that maybe if you were to redo this again, you wouldn't move so fast with the guy? Do you think that's what went wrong? I mean, it was just necking. Yeah, Brooke, you didn't do it at all. I was just saying, she said, like, well, it's his for the taking if he wants it. Yeah, I didn't announce that he could have gotten lucky. I just know that I was interested.

Okay. All right, well, I'm going to call him right now, get him on the phone, and get your second date update, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Mark, please? This is Mark. Hey, Mark, how are you?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Jubal? Yeah. From what? Brook and Jubal in the morning. Jubal? Yeah. From what? Brooke and Jubal in the morning. I'm calling you because we recently got an email about you from one of our listeners. Really? Yeah.

You recently went out with somebody and aren't calling them back, and they asked us to get you on the phone. Okay. Any idea who I might be talking about? Oh, man. Might her name be Liz? It might. Oh, man.

Liv emailed us and said that you guys had a really good time, and she's confused why you won't text or call her back. Oh, man, that is uh terrifying she doesn't understand why uh did you say it's terrifying if she doesn't understand why yeah like that she doesn't understand why it's weird what okay can you do us the favor and tell us why she wants to know and now I really want to know. Well, I mean, you know, we go to dinner. We go to a fondue place, which is cool. Cheese is fun, you know.

And she's pretty hot. You know what I mean? Like, she's hot. We actually talked to her, and she did mention that she was looking very hot that night and that she's hot, and it's weird that you're not calling her back because she's hot. Yeah, it just kept going through my head, like, how is this woman single? Like, this is the kind of person you see with, like, a basketball player, like a professional basketball player. Oh, she's like really hot.

She's super hot. Sort of like dumb hot, you know? Is that why you're not calling her back, because you think that she's dumb? No, you know what I mean? Not literally stupid hot. You feel stupid when you look at them. Okay. Well, if she's so hot,

then why are you blowing her off? I mean, I know this is a thing people say, like crazy eyes, but she definitely had crazy eyes. Then why would you go back to her house i mean you know my thing is like they're just sort of quirky and weird it's like all right we can have sex once but i'm yeah we're not gonna like call you again well once you got back to her house what made you finally decide to leave because she told us that you us that you guys were making out, and you kind of shut it down early and went home.

Yeah. I mean, honestly, the making out was fine. It was good. It was a lot of energy. And then she goes, she stops, and she looks at me with those eyes, and she goes, oh, my God, I'm late. And at first I'm thinking, like, she's late for a period. Yeah. That's the first thing that you think of

whenever a girl says I'm late that's the first thing that pops into my mind there's no way I could have got you pregnant I just want you to let you know we've just been making out I didn't even care I was just going through the boring normal things that could have been and then she like runs upstairs she has a three story townhouse and she opens the balcony and she has this like

uh it's like a bag of breadcrumbs she's just like sprinkling them around and i'm like what is going on she's not saying a word okay and then all of a sudden these crows just start swooping in like they were just waiting they were waiting for her and i was just like oh my god this woman feeds crows so she was feeding the crows yeah and she's like i have to feed them i have to feed them i love them i love my crows they come and i feed them a crow lady that's weird and she was talking to them and she didn't even do like a weird baby voice to make it feel animated. She like used her normal voice to talk to them. I mean, I was just like, I got to make, this is weird. So after she fed her pet crows, did you continue to make out with her?

I mean, she tried You know, like You know, she went in for it And I was like, okay, maybe I can do this a little longer But like, this thought just keeps going through my head It's like, she feeds crows She's got pet crows I just don't want to

I can't stand by that behavior You know what I mean? I can't stand by it Like, hey, this is my girlfriend Liz. She feeds crows. Yeah. All right, well, how would you handle it if I told you that she's on the phone listening right now? Are you serious?

What? Yep. She's been listening to this entire conversation. Say hi, Liv. Oh, my God. What the hell is going on? You know, you didn't call me back, and so I really wanted to find out what was up. Yeah, I mean, I guess if you were listening, you just heard.

You could have told me instead of just ignore me. What was I supposed to say? You know, I think it's really unhealthy and strange that you feed natural scavengers that are terrifying and don't need your help. I just really don't understand why crows bother you so much. The crows themselves do not bother me. Me thinking about myself dating a woman who feeds crows in the middle of the night bothers me.

Crows come to me. I don't go to the crows. The crows come to me. I don't go to the crows. The crows come to me. That makes a huge difference. That's great, and I'm sure you're going to have an easy time attracting a mate who loves feeding crows. Don't you want to feed crows with some dude who, like, his name is Raven, and he just gets it?

He gets you? You guys, like, write poetry together about your crows? Yeah, you could really learn something from the crows because they're loyal creatures. They mate for life. They're beautiful. You have a lot to learn. We are not going to mate for life.

We would argue for life. You know what, Mark? You're so judgmental, and you have to live with that. I do. I am judgmental, and I do live with it because it helps me prevent myself from dating crow ladies mark don't you think though i mean for once like you have a hot girl that is interesting once what are you stalking me on facebook i'm just saying like you were going off about how beautiful she was and it's amazing to meet a beautiful woman who's not dumb like she's got some other stuff going on? That is the most

depressing description of dating someone. She's beautiful, like, but, you know, she's nuts, but, like, she's got a few things going on. Well, Mark, I'm not even going to try anymore because I don't want to date you anymore.

And I just want to let you know that crows, they remember faces. You just remember that. They remember human faces. Are you threatening Mark with crows now, Liv? No, I'm not threatening him. I'm just letting him know that the crows are going to remember. Okay.

You know what, Liv? If I see a crow in my neighborhood because of whatever black magic you're just trying to do on me right now, I'm going to get really pissed off. Every crow that Mark sees from now on is going to think that you're sticking on him, Liv. Yeah, you're making this worse for crows, Liv. Well, at this point, I probably have to ask the question anyway. Mark, would you like to go out with Liv again? I will pay for a second date for you guys.

Oh, my God. Have you not been listening to the last five minutes of our conversation? You know what? No. I don't want to go out with you anymore. And I wasn't kidding about the crows. They really are going to remember you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Alright, well, Mark,

thank you for your time. Good luck with everything, okay? Thanks. Alright. Hey, Liv? Yeah. We're cool, right? Me and luck with everything, okay? Thanks. All right. Hey, Liv? Yeah. We're cool, right? Me and you? Yeah, we're cool. All right.

I just don't want to piss you in the crow's office off. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel.

And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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