Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: New In Town

Episode Date: August 12, 2015

We got an email from a guy named Frank. He's new to town and he's been having trouble connecting with the local ladies. And when he FINALLY got a date with a girl he liked, he totally screwed it up. And he's pretty sure it has to do with the kiss (or Non-Kiss). Listen in the PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know? Especially going out to the bars and stuff like that. A lot of women can be kind of cold to you. Mm-hmm. Unless you're willing to pay for it. And I've found, I've moved around a lot in my life, and if you find the right part of town in the new area that you just moved to, and you got, say, 60, 70 bucks in your pocket, women can be very accommodating.

Unfortunately, though, Frank, who is on the phone with us right now for a second date update, hasn't found that out yet. Frank, how are you? Hey, I'm good, guys. Yeah, I don't think I've found that part of town yet, and I'm hoping not to. Yeah, good, Frank, good. I can help you out. You need any recommendations, I can throw them your way.

Jubal's like the Yelp of that area. No, thank you. I'm good, man. So your email said that you're new in town and you're having trouble meeting ladies, and then you finally met a girl to go out with, and now she's not calling you back. What's her name?

Her name's Crystal. Crystal, and since you were having trouble meeting ladies, where did you meet Crystal at? Well, I made a friend at my new job, and they had this friend in mind, and they wanted to set it up. So they did all the work, and it was just me showing up. It was very easy. How many times have you gone out to try to meet people since you've been here?

Three times, and it's always ended in failure because it just seems like the women here, and I know I'm new, so I haven't had too much exposure to it. It just seemed very difficult to connect with. It's just a little bit colder, a little bit. I don't know what it is. I'm trying to put much exposure to it. It just seemed very difficult to connect with. It's just a little bit colder, a little bit. I don't know what it is. I'm trying to put my finger on it. I don't get it. Have you tried walking up behind him and tapping him on the shoulder and just going, hey, new in town, let's go back to my place?

Not yet. Is that what I should do? No, don't do that. Don't do anything that he says. Anything he says, do the opposite. All right. So the date was obviously good says. Anything he says, do the opposite. All right. So the date was obviously good because you want to talk to this girl again. Yeah, definitely.

I thought we really clicked. It was a great time. And she was attractive. And we had a fun night. What did you guys do? We hit a couple of bars. And then we ended up playing pool. And I thought that was a lot of fun.

She was actually a really good pool player. And she seemed to be competitive. So we ended up playing pool for a while. I even put a bet down on the last game, which was a lot of fun. Was it like a, hey, if I win, you got to kiss me. If you win, you got to kiss me. If that guy on the other table wins, you got to kiss me. One of those type of bets?

It was actually $20. Oh, that's very literal. No, she did great, and I won, you know, which is, for me, I'm super competitive. You didn't let her win? You know, I didn't take the 20 bucks. I wanted to be a gentleman about it. What a chump. She probably is not calling you back because she doesn't respect you because you don't collect your debts.

That's it. Right. No. We were debts. That's it. Right. No. We were kind of laughing about it. That whole part was cool. It got weird a little bit before she left. There were a couple of awkward moments at the end that make me think that maybe she didn't feel exactly the same way that I did. Well, let's get to the awkward part then.

What happened that was awkward? We'd been drinking a little bit, so I was feeling pretty good. And she was keeping up with me on the drinks too. And so as you start feeling good and you feel like you're connecting with somebody, the romantic side of you starts coming out and I'm thinking, okay, I want to kiss this girl. But I just couldn't find that moment. It just felt a little awkward every time I thought about it. So I finally came around and asked her if it would be okay to kiss her.

And she goes, I don't kiss guys that ask me if they can kiss me. Oh, that sucks. That's kind of funny. That's always an awkward ask. And usually it ends up like, sure, you can kiss me. Thanks for asking. You're such a gentleman. She didn't like it, though.

No, but it got worse because then I figure, okay, so my mind, like, I'm trying to go as fast as I can, even though it was a little buzz, right? But she doesn't like a guy asking. Maybe I should just kiss her now, you know? So, like, I'm leaning in for the kiss. And then she pushes me away. She goes, no, I'm not going to kiss you. I'm like, okay, I can't ask, and I can't go in for the kiss. I can't be forceful about it.

So what do I do? It was just weird. I don't know. That part was a little awkward. Yeah, you should have probably just held off until the second date after you got turned down once. Because once she turns you down, and then you're like, all right, fine, then I'm going to force it on you. What do you think about that? Usually doesn't go over very well.

So I just called the cab for her and opened the door for her. She gets in the cab. And before I close the door, I move in just a little bit closer and I go, so no kiss, right? What? Give it up at this point. Hey, listen, sometimes you can't stop yourself. Yeah. It was in my mind and I just had to try.

So you're just harping on the kiss. Yeah. So she just looked at me, and she smiled, and she goes, I think you might have a bad memory because I've already told you no twice. Oh, yeah. All right, well, I think I know why she's not calling you back. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. I don't think it was that.

I mean, I know maybe the way I'm describing it might sound like I was being forceful, but it was, you know, I was gilding about the whole thing. It was just more awkward than it was forceful. It's not even necessarily being forceful, but it's just constantly being like, okay, so how about that kiss now? All right, 10 minutes has gone by. Hey, are we going to kiss or no? You know what I mean? Oh, man.

And I feel like even calling her for a second date at this point is just pushing it. I don't think I'm pushing that hard, to be honest with you. I mean, it may sound bad talking about it now, but it was more of a playful thing. I mean, the whole night was like that. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Okay, cool. Thanks, guys. All right, man. Hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. I feel bad for the guy who's on the phone for a second date update today. His name is Frank, and if you missed the first part of the second date update, he told us about how everything went down on his date with a girl named Crystal. They met up at a bar, had a fun time, but he asked her repeatedly for a kiss. He tried to kiss her three times, and each time, he got denied. And that's why he thinks

he's not getting a call back today. Before we call her, Frank, I do want to say, I feel really bad for you, man. Thanks, Jubal. There's got to be a good reason. Like I said, we had a playful time. Before we get into all that, I just want to comfort you. Because to get turned down for a kiss that many times, I can't

stand for that. I like kisses. I like kisses, and that's kiss that many times, I can't stand for that. You know, I like kisses. I like kisses. And that's why right now you and I, over the phone, are going to have a little make-out sesh before we make the phone call, okay? What? It's like the welcome committee. Will you kiss me, Frank? Because I'll kiss you right now.

Listen, you know, if these words were coming from... Alright. Too late. Too late. Too late. I'm already making out with you, Frank. I feel like... You were a good kisser, Frank.

I'm surprised that she didn't want to kiss you. Wow. Yeah. I know. That's what most people say After they kiss me Just wow Speechless Poor Frank He just moved to town

Welcome to town Frank Sorry dude He's kind of special Alright Frank I'm going to dial The phone number right now Get her on the phone And see if it was

Your incessant Trying to kiss her That is causing her Not to call you back Alright Alright Thanks man Look how awkward he sounds now.

I mean, if she does kiss him on the next date, it'll be like she kissed Jubal, too. You know how that works. You want to kiss real quick before I dial the phone number one more? I'm good, Ned. All right. Here we go. I'm going to dial the phone number right now. Hello?

Hi, I was looking for Crystal. Speaking. Who's this? Hey, Crystal, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm fine. Who is this again? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Did I win something? No, you did not win anything. But I do want to talk to you for a second about a date that you recently went on.

I'm sorry. Wait. You need to talk to me about a date that I went on? Yeah. We do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update, and somebody recently emailed us about you. Someone emailed you about me. Yes. And so you're calling me to ask me what?

Why you're not calling him back. His name is Frank. Do you remember going out with a guy named Frank? Yes, I do. Okay. So Frank told us that he likes you a lot. He told us a little bit about your date and said that he would really like to see you again, but you're not calling him back. Is there a particular reason?

Oh, there's a reason. All right. Was it the fact that he tried to kiss you like 1,700 times on your date? That definitely played a part. There was more to it, not just that. Do you have a few minutes to tell us what the more to it is? I don't mind. I really do have something else I have to do,

but you probably should know anyways. If you guys should just pass that to him. Yeah. Pass what to him? The reason. Okay, what is the reason? Well, he has a fragrance about him. A fragrance. That's usually not a good cologne type of smell when you word it like that.

It's definitely not a cologne, and it's definitely not a good one. Yeah. So is it just body odor? What is it? I don't know what it is, but it is very strong. Do you have any, is there anything you can compare it to? Oh, absolutely nothing. Nothing.

It's probably the strongest thing I have ever smelled in my life. So he smelled weird. That's probably why you turned him down for so many kisses, huh? I didn't even want to be within a hundred yards of him. in my life. So he smelled weird. That's probably why you turned him down for so many kisses, huh? Oh. I didn't even want to be within a hundred yards of him. Oh, no. What? Why'd you...

You know, I gotta jump in. This is ridiculous what I'm hearing right now. Wow. Totally ridiculous. Who is this? That is Frank Crystal. He's actually on the other line

listening. Yeah, and I'm not happy... So wait a minute. You had him on the phone the whole time and we're just sitting here? Yeah. I was going to tell you that a little later, but then Frank decided to jump in.

Great. Here we go. I can't believe you're saying that. I don't smell. Okay. So I really don't have a lot of time, really, to talk about this, but I'm just going to say, to be honest with you, maybe you were nervous before. Maybe your deodorant doesn't work. Maybe you need something stronger. I don't know. But when you

gave me a high five, you literally almost knocked me out unconscious. True story. If you're wondering why, that is definitely the reason you probably should bathe thoroughly before a date. I have nothing else to say. It's pretty clear. I thought it was clear that I was like 9,000 cars away from you when you tried to give me a kiss. So I'm really done. You don't sound remorseful. You're not being very nice about approaching his smell, though. Because it's ridiculous.

And honestly, I'm not going to sit here on the radio. I'm already blindsided by being on the radio already. And it was very clear that I wasn't really interested after he tried to kiss me 411,000 times. And I said, no. So now since she's putting me in a position, now I have to be firm to let you know,

if we're looking for a second date and 11th date, a 12th date, a thousand dates, same reason. It's no all day long. So there we go. I have to go. Sorry, guys.

Thanks for calling. I got to go. Bye. Wow. That was direct. That's pretty, yeah, blunt and to the point. Hey, Frank, I don't think you're getting a second date. Ouch.

Has anyone ever commented on your smell before, Frank? Okay, look. I'm going to give it to you guys straight, all right? I'm not like one of those sissy boys that walks around smelling like freaking cucumbers and strawberries, okay? That's not me, and that's just not what I do. You know, I don't shower every day for a reason. It's unhealthy. So if that's what she's referring to— Wait, did you say you don't shower every day? Yeah, I mean, it's scientifically proven that if you shower every day, you're stripping your body.

Because the skin is a protective layer, right? It's not meant to be washed off every day or scrubbed off every day. He's actually right. We're obsessed in this country with... I've heard those studies, but you know what? I still take like three or four showers a day because I don't give a shit. I'd rather not smell. You don't smell if you don't shower for one or two days.

Oh, no, you do, Brooke. No way, everybody. Believe me. I will shower twice a week. That's plenty. I work with you. Trust me. There have been some occasions where I'm like, whoa, somebody's a little ripe today.

It's fine. I don't smell like ass. It's just natural musk. It's human pheromone. It smells like a man. There are women that are attracted to my pheromone type. It's been proven. I mean, I know women that gravitate towards me just because of my natural smell.

Maybe. It's the Frank smell. It's me. It's the Frank smell. Oh, the Frank. How often do you shower then? I mean, I feel like I have a calendar, but maybe every 10 to 14 days or so. Whoa!

Okay, that's even a lot for me. I'm not going to lie on that one. You have to smell a little bit then. He's fully embraced the theory. Listen, it's just me. It's natural. It's naturally Frank. It's just my scent, guys.

I have a scent, just like everybody does. Yeah. Okay, well, I guess that's why she's not calling you back. She didn't like your scent. Yes. I just have to leave it up to a woman that gets it, man. This is a tough town, guys. It really is a tough town. A tough town. It showers way too much. Yeah, or maybe

that's why women aren't talking to you in the bars when you go out. You ever think of that? No, it's kind of, this is a one-time thing. I've never heard somebody go off like this about my smell. Crystal, obviously, is just off-time thing. I've never heard somebody go off like this about my smell. Crystal obviously is just off a rocker. She sounds crazy to me, but you know what? No matter what, it is a second date update, so I have to ask the question.

Hey, Crystal, even though you hung up, would you like to go out on a second date with Frank? We'll pay for it. No, I don't want to because Frank smells funny, stinky. Are you sure? Frank, do you have anything else to say to Crystal? Yeah, I don't want to because Frank smells funny, stinky. Are you sure? Frank, do you have anything else to say to Crystal? Yeah, I don't want to go on a date with her either. Yeah, well, you're stupid. You're stinky.

You smell. I don't like you either. Oh, my God. Broken Jubal in the morning. Today might actually be a first for the second date updates. If you missed the one that just played, Frank wanted to call a girl named Crystal because she wasn't calling him back. We found out the reason she wasn't calling him back. Frank only likes to shower once every 10 to 14 days and has what he calls his scent, the scent of Frank, which she was not a fan of.

She said that he smelled disgusting. Somebody texted in at 78592. The reason I say it might be a first, they made a very good point. They said, this is the part where people are usually texting and saying, hey, what's his number? I'll go out with him. I'm curious. Is anybody wanting to go out with the guy who smells? No, we have not received one text message saying I'll go out with Frank and we've had some weird people. And after every single second date update, people text in like, give him my number. They sound cute. Nobody's texting that about Frank because he stinks.

14 days is a long time. Like five days, I feel like I can get behind. Two weeks is even a deal breaker for me. Somebody even said, hey. I can't. Somebody said, I work with certain homeless people that shower more than this guy. Yeah, exactly. So he just can't understand why

girls aren't calling him back. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show brookandjubelatmoving925.com We will call the person who didn't call you back. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there

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