Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Night Swim Terror

Episode Date: September 16, 2013

Jeff & Molly stripped down to their underwear and took a late night dip in the pool at the end of their date... Sounds hot, right? So WHY isn't Jeff calling her back for date number two? Find out in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'd say it's a successful first date if it ends by swimming in your underwear. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Brick and Jubilee in the morning. I'm moving 92.5. That's exactly what happened to Molly on her date with Jeff. Hey, Molly. Hey, how are you?

Pretty good. How are you? Good. I'm upset, though. This guy's blowing me off. So how does a guy go out on a date with you and then convince you to get in your underwear and go for a swim? That's awesome.

I'm not usually that type of a girl, but it started out, we were kind of set up on a double date from one of my best girlfriends. And then she kind of took off right away. It was going to be a group date, and then they just took off like 10 minutes into it. Dude, I can't wait to hear what happens after they took off. Well, it was good, actually. We were really getting along, and we were having drinks and having fun, and then I don't really know how. Wait a second, wait a second. You're telling me that alcohol was involved with you getting in your underwear and going for a swim?

I don't believe that one bit, Molly. That's exactly what happened. What did you guys do? Did you break in a hotel pool or something? No, he has a pool in his apartment, but we did still kind of have to break in because it's weird. There was like this electric fence, not like electrocution,

but like it locks automatically. Just a fence then. Just a fence with a lock on it. That's so fun. Was it your idea or his idea to go swimming? It was his idea, but it was pretty easy to talk me into it. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, and I didn't realize we were going to be climbing fences until we got back to his idea, but it was pretty easy to talk me into it. Yeah, it's awesome.

Yeah, and I didn't realize we were going to be climbing fences until we got back to his apartment. But then when it was blocked, we were like, well, we're already here. Let's just climb the fence. Right. Fun. So did you make out when you were in your panties in the pool? Because that sounds like a perfect makeout opportunity.

You're creepy, Brooke. I know. I always feel like I'm creepy when I ask, but sometimes when you say it, it just sounds even stranger. It's just like they went swimming. It's not creepy.

Thank you. We kissed like once, but it wasn't a big deal. It was just a little smooch. Okay, so what happened after the pool? Well, we got caught by a super. I don't think he even realized

the super lives right by the pool. Okay, so the manager caught you in there. You were after hours, obviously. He came out, and he yelled at us, and so we got out. And then he just drove me home. We didn't do anything after that. While you were in your wet underwear, or did you grab your clothes? I got my clothes.

The Super actually stole those before he told them to get out of the pool. Yeah, so it doesn't sound like anything bad happened on your date then. It sounds like you guys had a good time. How many times have you tried to get a hold of him? I called him twice and I Facebook messaged him and he hasn't returned anything. Did you make plans for another date at the end?

No, I mean it was late so we just sort of left it open-ended. We were like, you know, we'll see you soon. But we didn't make specific plans. I gotta say, it's pretty ballsy to get in your underwear or bikini on a first date i've never been able to pull it off i have girlfriends that have so i say congrats on your confidence thanks that's kind of my go-to i'm always in my bikini on dates i've seen you in a bikini and it's not that impressive. So there's nothing that you can think of that went wrong?

No, it was like fun and spontaneous and he was interesting and seemed interested. I don't know. Weird, dude. Cool. I'm going to play a song,

come back, call him and get your second date update, okay? Okay. Just hang on. Try to stay in your clothes while you're in. Did you just say that, Jubal? Yeah. Just hang on. Try to stay in your clothes while you're in. Did you just say that, Jubal? Yeah.

Just hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. Okay, Molly, you ready to go? I think so. If you're just tuning in to the Second Date Update, Molly's about to call Jeff. She went out with Jeff kind of on a double date with friends.

The friends ended up leaving, so her and Jeff got a little drunk, went back to his place, and decided to jump in the pool. She didn't have a bathing suit, so she jumped in in her undies. Then they got kicked out by the apartment manager, and her night ended by having him drive her home. Pretty tame for being in your underwear on a first date.

They kissed. They kissed. Molly, I forgot to ask you. Did you have a cute panty bra set on? Yeah, I forgot to ask you. Did you have a cute panty bra set on? Yeah. I thought so. Yeah. That may have been it. You may have had like.

I'm just checking. No, no. I agree. You may have had like big cloth granny panties. He's like, oh, man. There's suspenders under there. Yeah. Yeah.

What's the worst case scenario for you? What's the worst thing you could think of that would have gone wrong? I mean, the only thing that I can think of that would, I mean, the worst case scenario is that like he's got a girlfriend or he's married or. His wife was actually upstairs in the apartment. That would be awkward. But I mean, it was such a nice night. I can't imagine.

Okay. Ready to call him? Yeah. Here we go. Hello? Hey, can I speak to Jeff, please? This is Jeff. Jeff, what's up, man?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. How are you? Um, I'm good. You're from the radio? Yeah, man. Okay. I'm calling you You're from the radio? Yeah, man. Okay. I'm calling you because somebody emailed us about you.

Okay, that's kind of weird. It's somebody that you went on a date with recently. Who is it? Her name's Molly. And Molly wants to go out on a second date with you, but you haven't been responding to her texts or Facebook messages or anything. She asked us to call you and ask you why I don't know I feel really bad telling you this I'm trying to like you know if you're having reservations telling us Molly is the one that asked us to call you I just don't want to hurt

her I know and I don't want to hurt her feelings you know I mean it's it was pretty bad yeah but if she's done something wrong, she wants to know. Yeah. She told us about your date. She said that you guys went swimming in her underwear and stuff. Yeah. I mean, everything up until then was fine. It was great.

And it was just a totally different situation once she was in the pool. Okay. Basically, it was just like two different people. Before the pool, Natalie Portman. Once she jumped in the pool, Okay. Basically, it was just like two different people. Before the pool, Natalie Portman. Once she jumped in the pool, came up out of the water, like Macaulay Culkin. What?

Now. Not like cute little Macaulay Culkin, hi, I'm alone. It was like... Like Macaulay Culkin is now. What do you mean by that? Basically, I think she must have put so much makeup on that night that i mean honestly it was like it was like when she came out of the water it was like

like the mask like her makeup like her makeup was all runny or ran off it was yeah it was going more than that i mean what it changed her like like, almost her facial structure. Oh, man. It was amazing. It was like she must have put it on with, like, a palette knife. I'm not trying to put it on with a palette knife. I can't believe you would say that. Hey, Jeff. Wait, is that Molly? Yeah, that's Molly. Yeah, that's Molly.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're a d***. You're a d***. Like, my God. Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're a d***. You're a d***. Like, you were wasted at that point. You're going to say, like, my face distorted?

I had so much makeup on that my face distorted? Telling you, I wasn't that drunk. You were wasted. I mean, I felt more drunk after you came up out of the pool. Jeff. You know what? I wasn't really all that impressed with the way you looked in your underwear either.

You could probably use a few days at the gym. I'm sure he probably claims that the pool was cold, too. Yeah, I thought your personality was pretty cool, so I was willing to look past the flab, but considering you talk about my palette of face makeup. Come on. According to this, it sounds like you guys are a perfect couple.

Oh, God. Great personalities. I'm sorry. Especially, I didn't mean to do this. I didn't. I mean, you kind of forced me into doing this over the radio. I feel bad about it, but... Well, I didn't expect you to say something so s***. I thought we had a good time, but apparently you're just an a**hole.

I'm sorry. I went too far. I shouldn't have... Like, I didn't expect you to say something so s***. I thought we had a good time, but apparently you're just an a**hole. I'm sorry. I went too far. I have told my friends a couple of times that I guess things are kind of embellished along the way. It can't be that bad. I mean, you sat close to her. You kissed her in the pool. Yeah, that was before she went underwater. Oh, my God.

I don't mean that like a jerk That's literally how it happened I will say this There are some times you go out with a girl And there's makeup and the pushups And the spanks and everything else You take all that stuff off and they're a completely different person It can be surprising

Is it just the shock factor that hurts so much? It's like false advertising. Yeah, it is. I mean, if you saw her without the makeup to begin with, would you have still found her attractive? I don't think I would have. It's not like I had extensions or fake implants or like crazy fake dental work.

It was just makeup. It was a lot of makeup. Jeff, we'd love to send you out with Molly again for a second date. I think we're all set. We'll pay for it. I don't think that's gonna happen. Think about it. Yeah, just think about it. You guys could have a lot of fun. Send you to Wild Waves.

Molly, I feel so bad for Molly. Molly, you are beautiful. I love you, bro. I've never seen Molly. I don't know that for a fact. Molly, you're very nice. Dude,

come on. Guys, maybe tone it down a little bit, Molly, but I bet you're just as beautiful with less makeup on. Maybe I'll try to tone it down. She's one of those girls that you wake up the next morning and her whole face is actually on the pillow. It's not that bad.

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