Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Night Time Emergency

Episode Date: March 24, 2014

Tyler has a secret... a very big, very embarrassing secret... and it's affecting his love life. But TRUST me, it's not going to stay a secret for long thanks to today's Second Date Update. Just remember, "Don't dish it out if you can't take it". Listen to the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. There are good friends and there are bad friends. A bad friend will be like, hey, I know someone that you should go out with. They're really cool. I think you guys would have a great time. That's a bad friend. A good friend will go, hey, you should take this girl out. She hasn't been with a dude in quite a while, and I'm pretty sure it's a sure thing.

That's a good friend, and that's one of the kind of friends that Tyler has who wants to do a second date up with us today. Right, Tyler? Oh, gosh. Yeah, that's right, man. How you guys doing? Good. According to your email, your friends sent you out with this girl named Liz because, quote, she hadn't

been with a dude in a while. Oh, geez. Really? And they were telling you it was a sure thing. I mean, she's a really cute girl. There's nothing wrong with her. It's just, you know, I think she just got into a rut. She's got both eyes, both legs, a matching set of arms.

Breathing. She's got it all. But so she hadn't been out on a date in a while, and your buddies told you that, hey, man, this is probably going to be a home run if you decide to play in this game, right? I mean, I knew it was going to be a single at least. But, yeah, it ended up being a grand slam. Whoa. Yeah.

Nice. If you know what I mean. Started out just looking for a base on balls and then got a grand slam. Right. All right, so you obviously hooked up. I mean, I don't need you to get into all the details. I don't want to know about everything that happened, but how did the rest of the night go?

Well, I mean, it started out really cool. All my buddies were there. Their girlfriends were there. Like cheering you on in the room? Wow. You mean they were filming you? Really good friends. It wasn't an orgy or anything.

No, we met at a bar. Oh, okay. You're talking about the date. Sorry, I was still thinking about you and her in the bedroom. Oh, gosh. Man, you guys. Sorry, we got dirty minds over here. So you guys hung out at a bar.

Everything was cool. Obviously, the date went well. We kind of separated ourselves from the pack, and we ended up heading back to my place. And, you know, I mean, it just seemed like we really enjoyed ourselves. So if she were to write a Yelp review about the experience, you'd get, like, three stars. And it was satisfactory, you think? Right, exactly.

Is there anything that you can think of that went wrong and would make her not want to go out with you again? There is one thing. I don't like to share the same bed with women when I sleep. So I just kind of set her up on the couch once we were done. Oh, dude. I know a friend. He used to do the same thing. He would not sleep with a girl in his bed at all. Yeah, but you give them the bed, though, and you take the couch.

At least he gave her the couch and not the floor. Yeah, that's true. And you can sleep on the foot of the bed. Yeah. Okay, that obviously, I mean, I'm not a girl. And if you and I hooked up and you told me, hey, go sleep on the couch, my feelings would be hurt. Yeah. Did she look upset, though, when you told her to do that?

I mean, I would figure if you said that to a girl, she'd probably be mad. You know, I was so tired, so I don't really know. I do know that she was gone when I came back out into the living room. Yeah, I'm going to tell you now, she really might have had her feelings hurt by that, especially after being like in a vulnerable position of just having slept with you. The thing is, is that beyond the sexual situation, I really like this girl and I'd like to have something beyond what we experienced. I could see myself dating this girl. Just not sleeping in the same bed. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, I mean, that's out of the question.

But I do see us, like, going to a movie or sharing a pizza together. And how many times have you tried to get a hold of her? I've been calling her maybe once a day. You know, I've texted her. She's probably just angry with you. That's what I think. All right, we're going to play a song. Come back, call her, and get your second date update, all right?

Thanks, guys. All right, hold on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. I am going to take a big risk here and say the reason that our second dater, Tyler, is not getting a call back is because he would not let the girl that he hooked up with sleep in the same bed as him. Big risk, I know. Wow, controversial. Yeah, I know. I'm going out there on a limb,

but if somebody said, hey, you're good enough to, you know, do things with me in my bed, you just can't lay next to me, I'd be offended. Yeah, I think we all would. Alright, Tyler, are you about ready to give Liz a call? I'm ready. Okay. Do you have anything prepared that you're going to say to her if that is the case, to apologize, I guess? Yeah. that you're going to say to her if that is the case to apologize, I guess?

Yeah. What are you going to say to her? Well, I'm going to let it be a surprise. That means I don't have anything prepared. That means while the phone rings, I'm going to think of something to say. Yeah, I'm winging it. We're going to give her a call right now so we can get her on the phone and get your second date update. Here we go.

Hello? Hi, can I speak to Liz, please? This is Liz. Hey, Liz, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. Okay, hi. Hey, how's it going?

I'm good. What are you guys calling about? I'm calling you because somebody emailed us to do a second date update with you. What's the last date you went out on? What was the guy's name? I went out with this guy named Tyler. Bingo. Tyler liked you a lot and he wants to know why.

He says that he's called you a bunch and you haven't been responding to anything. Oh my God. What did he tell you? He said that you guys went out with some friends to a bar, ended up going back to his place, did what animals do. Oh God. Are you kidding?

No. What an asshole. He told that to the freaking radio? He didn't say it like I did. He said it less creepily. Oh, no. He used baseball analogies. That's not less creepy. He said that... There's a girl that... Thank you for having my back. Oh, yeah. I'm with you.

You know, Liz, he did tell us one thing. He said, after you a girl that Thank you for having my back Oh yeah I'm with you You know Liz He did tell us one thing He said after you guys Did what you did He wouldn't let you sleep in his bed And like told you to go sleep on the couch Because he doesn't like to sleep With people in his bed

And I guess that that's the reason You weren't calling him back I said you were offended by that And were angry And that's why you left Is that right? Well there's more If you guys want to hear more.

He apparently blabbed to the radio. Absolutely. Put him on blast all you like. Yeah, we love that. Well, he's right. We did get romantic. Romantic, that's a better way to put it than I did.

Way better. Thank you. Where's the ladies at? They know to be a little more classy you should have a job in broadcasting that's good okay so anyway let's continue so then you know it's like intimate and then he was like here he set me up on the couch and I was pretty offended and and disappointed by that so that was weird but I was like I'm just gonna try to sleep and you know I'll wake up and leave but then I heard this beeping like a weird beeping and it was coming from his room so at first I was like maybe it's a smoke alarm. But I walked into his room and he's like out.

He's just dead asleep. And the beeping was like coming from the bed. And I pulled back the covers and there was like this speaker on the side of his underwear. And that's what was beeping. His underwear were beeping? I don't get it. Yeah. So I had to go home and Google

it because I was like, that's weird. Like robotic. So I go home and I Google it and it's like piss your pants underwear. It's a pee pants alarm. Are you serious? Those exist. Those are a thing?

It's supposed to wake you up so you don't piss yourself and sleep out of touch. Oh, my gosh. Jubal is so jealous right now. One, I want to get some of those. And two, that is amazing. So you saw that he was. It didn't work for him.

Maybe he needs to set his alarm on higher. Oh, man. This is humiliating. Liz, that is Tyler's voice. Yeah. On the other line, he was, of course, man. This is humiliating. Liz, that is Tyler's voice. Yeah. On the other line, he was, of course, listening. Oh, my God. You creep.

You did not. This was going to be your secret, and you decided to call the radio. So congratulations, piss pants. Piss pants Tyler. We got a new nickname, guys. Tyler, I had no idea there are beeping underwear to wake you up if you've wet yourself. That's cool news, but I mean, does that happen to you often? I can't believe you guys are making fun of my affliction.

Affliction? Because you're a preschool freak. You're a bed wetter. You are an adult freaking bed wetter. Did you wear diapers to our date? When you took me out, were you like sitting in like crunchy plastic diapers? I'm going to get off. I got to get off.

No. Oh, come on, Tyler. I'm sorry. You're going to be on me. Goodbye. No, Tyler, come on. Goodbye. You started it.

Tyler, we want to know about your pee-pee problem. Yeah, we're not making fun of you, dude. I am. Tyler, are you there? Tyler? No. Oh, come on. Tyler.

I think Tyler hung up. Oh, no. You know what, guys? If you can't take it, don't dish it out. I don't feel bad at all. I'm pissed. Liz, you destroyed him. Yeah, you might have been a little harsh, Liz.

Come on. He called the radio on me. I was going to take this secret to my grave. I would probably tell a friend or two. Let's be honest. If he's going to call me out about what I do on a first date, then f*** that. All bets are off. All right, well, Liz, then f*** that. All bets are off.

All right, well, Liz, thank you very much. You know, normally I would ask if you want to go out on a second date with him, but he's not on the phone anymore, and I'm guessing you don't want to go out with him anymore. Ba-ba-bing, you're correct. No, thank you. I don't want to be someone's mommy, and plus I don't want to, like, wake up and be pissed on while I sleep for the rest of my life

some people are into that yeah I'm just really excited to know there are beeping undies I gotta get some of those why are those a thing like I feel like if you've already peed yourself you're in it for the long haul you might as well sleep until the morning then deal with it nobody wants to be woken up by that hey that's why I didn't wake him up. You guys, I am nice. I was like, he's already sleeping in it. So I'll wake him up and be like, hey, weirdo. Right? You didn't want to embarrass him on the spot. Just later on the radio.

Hey, because he asked for it. Liz, thank you very much. I think that we're going to start a new award just because of you. This is the second date of the week. The best second date of the week. Second dater of the week. What?

I won an award. Yes, you did. It turned around real fast. I was mad at the beginning. Now I'm on fire. I feel like I could go be the president. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.

If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more.

Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters.

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