Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Nighty Nite

Episode Date: April 24, 2017

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The guy calling in for a second date update today says he and his date got physical on the first date. And by physical, I mean they beat each other up a bit. Just a little bit of beating each other up. Wait, none of it's a good thing? Oh my gosh. Apparently they met in a Krav Maga class. What's Krav Maga? It's like a self-defense thing.

Okay. So I'm just picturing this playing in the background when they met while they just duke it out for a little while and then go, let's go out for beers after. I don't know. I'll find out right now though. His name is Rob. What's up, Rob? Hey. Yeah, no, it's not Kung Fu. It's Krav Maga.

Oh, sorry. It's the Israeli martial art developed in the army. Basically, it's all about hitting the weak points of people and causing the most damage. They say you don't want to cause pain. You want to cause damage. So it's basically like any women that take the class, it just shows them to hit a dude in the junk over and over again. Yeah, basically. And the throat.

Yeah, I mean, I think that works for dudes, too. Like, they would also be opted to hit in the junk. Yeah, because a lot of attackers are bigger than you, so. Sounds like a pretty easy class to teach. Just hit people in the junk. Maybe the eyes. Take your foot.

I mean, there's more to it than that, but yeah, essentially. So you met her in this class. What's her name? Her name's Dana. Dana. And how did you end up asking her out? I mean, we'd been partnered up.

We were kind of, I mean, she was newer. She said she's doing it for fitness. I've been doing it for a little while because I don't know. I actually got robbed. So I've been trying to like learn how to defend against that and like kill people with my hands. I haven't killed anyone yet. Wait, you want to kill someone?

No, no. Let me say you try to rob me again. Okay. Don't take this guy's cell phone. Yeah. The way you said that sounded like you just can't wait to go and snap somebody's neck. I'm turning my body into a lethal weapon. So you got robbed and decided to take this class?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So I met her. She's been doing it for a little bit. And I assume there's a lot of girls in the class because most self-defense classes are majority women. Yeah, there's a lot. It was the class because most self-defense classes are majority women. Yeah, there's a lot. It was actually pretty much like 50% women. Sometimes it's like more women than guys in that class.

It's a good way to meet women. I mean, that's not why I went, but yeah. It's also a good way to get punched in the junk for being a little too forward with a woman. Yeah. She didn't punch you in the junk, though. She went out with you. Yeah. I asked around.

She decided to go out with me after class. Nice. And what did you guys do? Well, we drove around for a bit. Sounds exciting. Well, I just wanted to talk to her in the car. I don't know. It's a good conversation place.

That is weird. You purposely drove around just so you could talk to her longer? Well, we were going to go somewhere for a day, but we just couldn't really pick a place. So we've been kind of driving for like an hour. Whoa. And then we decided, I don't know, so we were like talking about getting like a movie or something from Redbox and just watching it over at my place.

And you were like, no, sorry, I don't do dates outside of the car. Can't do it. Did the Redbox date happen? Did you guys go back to your place yeah we went back to my place um all right so here's the here's the thing like i know this kind of sounds cliche and everything but like i i do live uh at my mom's house um i'm in the basement there's like a separate entrance so like i don't have um it's my mom's house, but I do have privacy. No, it's not, dude. It's your house.

You have your own door. You have your own door. Yeah. Yeah. You have your own door, dude. That's completely different place. It doesn't sound cliche. It sounds just like a turnoff.

Was she turned off by that, you think? Well, I didn't really tell her about it until we were at the door of the separate entrance. Good idea. I don't know, a warning. But if it was, I mean mean if it was a basement apartment why would you have to tell her at all like i don't know i just kind of wanted her i like being honest i just wanted to be up front with her right away okay i can respect that it's better to let her know that you'd be like i got my own apartment and then she finds out that it's actually at

your mom's place yeah so once you were in your place, was everything cool? Yeah, we watched the movie. It went well. Things started, I mean, things started to pick up and happen after the movie. Yeah, she spent the night. Oh, she did? Hey! Dude, that's always nerve-wracking when you're spending the night at someone's mom's house. Like, is the mom going to come down? Should I be clothed the entire time?

What if I have a run-in well i mean she does kind of give me my privacy so it doesn't that luckily didn't happen you'd have to run upstairs and clear it with her no okay did she have to do the walk of shame and your mom saw her no well that's the thing was the next morning i mean that's where things felt kind of weird like the whole date seemed great up until the next morning. What happened? So I woke up, and I saw her, like, walking out the door, and I was just like, where are you going? And then she said that she called a friend to come pick her up. Okay.

And then she was just like, go back to bed. Oh. Like, nicely or mean? I couldn't really tell. It was just kind of like an awkward thing. And then I just haven't been able to get a hold of her. Like, I haven't seen her in class or anything. She just hasn't been going to class.

I called her, and one time she did pick up. She was just kind of silent for a bit. She didn't even talk to me at all, and then she hung up the phone. Oh, so she accidentally picked up. That's what it seemed like, yeah. Okay. Why do you think she doesn't want to talk to you so badly? I don't know.

I mean, I don't think it was that bad. It was pretty good. That every man's worst fear. It can't be the mom's house because she stayed the night. Yeah, I mean, exactly. She wouldn't have stayed over in the first place. Yeah. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, I mean, exactly. She wouldn't have stayed over in the first place. Yeah. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay?

Okay. Thank you. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning's second date update. Some people like to get intimate underneath the stars. Some people like to do intimate underneath the stars. Some people like to do it under the covers. And others, like Rob, who's on the phone for a second date update right now,

like to get intimate under their mom. Oh, no, dude. You can't say it like that. But it's accurate. Upstairs, because she lives upstairs. And that's exactly what happened when Rob went out with Dana. Apparently they met in a Krav Maga class, the self-defense thingy. What do you call it? Self-defense thingy? Is that right, Rob?

I don't feel like that's right. It's a self-defense martial art. Martial art. That's a better way to say it. He was going to go thingy too. He almost did thingy. I know. It's not very scary when you say it like that. Back up! I know that self-defense thingy called Krav Maga. Anyway, they met there, and that night ended up going back to his place. They hooked up a little bit, and then in the morning, all he remembers is her saying,

I had my friend come pick me up. Go back to bed. And that's the last time he's talked to her. He even tried to call her once, and she picked up the phone and then hung up on him. So we know she's not very happy with you for some reason, Rob. Yeah. I never heard. How much alcohol was involved in your one night fling? Uh, zero.

We didn't have any alcohol. What? A sober, whoa. Sober one night stand. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't know those existed. You must be hot, Rob. Yeah. You get a sober one night stand in your mom's basement? Yeah. I put evil on that one. He's a unicorn. How are you not getting a call back? That's mom's basement? Yeah. I put Jubal on that one.

He's a unicorn. How are you not getting a call back? That's what I mean, man. I'm a catch. Yeah. I guess. All right. Well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure out what happened,

okay? All right. All right. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Dana, please? Yeah, this is Dana. Hey, Dana, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning.

I'm sorry, what? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning. I'm going to say something weird. Yeah, you said your own name. I say my own name strange, I know. What's the deal with all the people? You're kind of like in a conference call right now. That's a good way to put it.

Yeah, what's going on with that? Well, it's a radio show. It's called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm still confused, but okay. Well, we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update, and you recently went out with a listener of ours. His name is Rob. Oh, okay.

And Rob emailed us because he told us about how you met and how you hung out at his place or his mom's place. And then you left and have never called him. And he said he even called you at one point and you picked up and hung up on him. Well, I mean, I didn't mean to hang up on him. I mean, like, I didn't want to answer, but I felt bad hanging up on him. Yeah, you didn't want to hang up on the guy until you accidentally answered his phone call. And then you were forced to hang up on him.

Yeah, which was not good. I know. Why did you hang up on him? I really didn't want to talk to him. Yeah, we got that. I mean, that's usually why you hang up on someone. But was there a reason you didn't want to talk to him? I don't know.

I didn't have a very good date with him. So I just kind of wanted to move on. What was so bad about the date? Well, I don't know what Rob told you. I don't know how much you guys know, but you've mentioned the mom's house, so that right there should be kind of an indicator that I don't want to go back. You don't want to go back to his mom's house? No, not really. Not really. Okay, though, come on. That could be kind of judgy because you stayed the night there, so you didn't have that much of a problem with it the night of. Okay, though. Come on. That can be kind of judgy because you stayed the night there, so you didn't have that much of a problem with it the night of. Well, I stayed the night because I liked him.

I mean, he was nice. He was cute. I liked him. That's why I stayed over. Uh-huh. But why hang up on him now? He's now ugly and mean. What did he do?

Yeah. It wasn't anything that he did. It's just one of those dates you want to forget about. You want to forget about it? Yeah. I'd rather just pretend it didn't happen oh so there is regret involved was he that bad in bed i don't i don't really want to go into that oh my god that's a yes that is a yes i know it no no i mean that wasn't the problem the problem

was uh this is so embarrassing okay here's what happened. So I agreed to stay over, and I realized a little bit too late that I didn't have anything, like any clothes to sleep in. Okay. And he offered to let me borrow something. Uh-huh. So I said, okay, that's fine. And he goes upstairs, and he brings down this nightgown. No. What?

I don't even want to know the future of this. A nightgown? Why would he not just give you a t-shirt of his? Who wears nightgown. No. What? I don't even want to know the future of this. A nightgown? Why would he not just give you a t-shirt of his? Who wears nightgowns? I don't know. I don't know. That's what I thought he was going to do. Nope.

He went upstairs. He brings down this little flowery, white, like, knee-length nightgown. With, like, frills on the end. Yeah. Where do you think he got the nightgown from? Well, he went upstairs, so why don't you guess? He brought you his mom's nightgown?

He brought me his mom's nightgown. Oh, awesome. Which means he's okay sleeping with someone who's wearing his mom's nightgown. Yeah, apparently. Apparently. Oh my god. What did you say? Did you say anything?

I didn't really know what to say, so I just kind of said, oh, thanks, and okay, goodnight, and just forgot about it. But did you wear it? I did wear it, yeah. I couldn't say no. You slept in his mom's nightgown. Dude, I didn't know what else to do.

No wonder you want to forget the date. Yeah, I just't know what else to do. No wonder you want to forget the date. Yeah, I just want to forget about it. Did he compliment you on how well you filled it out or anything? No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my God, I would cry. I would cry. What if he ripped it right off of his mom's body? Like she's

up there watching reruns of something and just grabs it from her like, I need this for my date, mom. I mean, I could see how it would be an innocent mistake, but it's still like the biggest turnoff ever. I know. And like, I just feel as though like he should have just thought, wow, this is weird. Like, why did that not occur to him? That is a very good question, Dana. And a question I think we should ask him directly.

And he is on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. So we can actually do that. Wait, I'm sorry. What? He's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you so we can actually do that wait i'm sorry what he's on the other line listening no he's not yes i am oh oh my god look i now that you guys are saying this i'm really embarrassed about the night yeah well you should be embarrassed that's embarrassing okay so, here's the thing. Like, I thought it would be, like, a nice thing. Like, I thought, like, it's a nice nightgown. It's really, like, that was an expensive nightgown. And, like, my mom doesn't use it too much, so it's clean.

Not like she wore it last night. How do you even know the frequency of your mom's nightgowns? That's weird right there. Her rotation. Her nightgown rotation. Oh, my God. But, like, you had T-shirts. Yeah, but, like, I thought you wanted something, like, nice and comfortable to sleep in.

Like, something that looks pretty. I was sleeping on a pull-out couch in your mom's basement. Why was it so nice to sleep in? Uh-uh. You didn't mention it was a pull-out couch. You don't have a bed? No, but my pull-out couch is really nice, just like my mom's nightgown. Uh-uh. Dude.

Oh my god. I won't even do a futon, a pull out couch in your mom's basement. I don't even know what to do with that. No, you'd be surprised how many women have slept down there in the past. I want to focus on this, though. I don't want to talk about... You'd be surprised how many women

have worn my mom's nightie. All right, you guys are taking this all out of context and twisting my... Okay, look. I was trying to do something nice, okay? But now you're saying I'm like this creepy guy who lives in my mom's basement who gives girls nightgowns and... Take away creepy guy and that's exactly what you're doing. Yeah.

You sound like a nice dude, but it's kind of weird, man. I'm not, like, wearing their skin. I'm not, like, Buffalo Bill. But seriously, how does it not register on your creepy factor that you're giving your mom's nightgown to a girl you're sleeping with? Because it's a woman's nightgown. They're, like, it's,'s like a pearly nightgown for women.

Yeah, for your mom. You know what? Dana wouldn't give her dad's underwear to you, I can guarantee that. There you go. No, I would not. Well, if she would have, I would have appreciated the thought. Yeah, this is getting really weird.

Alright, in that case, Dana, I'd like to ask you if you'll go out on a second date with Rob. We will pay for it. No, I will not go out on a second date with Rob. Did you hear me say we'll pay for it, though? Free date. No, I'm sorry. I'm not going out with him. Even throw on a brand new nightgown.

New or used? Probably going to have to be used at this point. You know what? I don't even want to go out there anyway. Like, I don't want to be with a girl that doesn't appreciate a guy who does nice things for her. There you go. Oh, my gosh. Sorry you didn't get your second date.

But, Rob, there are plenty of other women out there who can't wait to put on your mom's night. For sure. Yeah, I'm sure. All right, well, this is why chivalry is dead. Chivalry? Exactly. This is this is why chivalry is dead. Chivalry? Exactly. This is the moment that chivalry died

because Dana had a problem putting on your mom's nightgown. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, that's it, I'm staying single forever. Talking about today's

second date update. If you missed it, you probably shouldn't have. It was extremely weird. But Rob wanted to call Dana, couldn't figure out why she wasn't calling back after they hooked up. And the reason she wasn't calling back

was because he lives with his mom downstairs in his own place. It's like his own place, okay? Not necessarily his mom's house. That's the way he said it. It is his mom's house. It's his mom's house. Anyway, he lives downstairs.

They have family portraits of him. And she needed some clothes to wear because she was sleeping over. So he ran upstairs and grabbed one of his mom's nightgowns and gave that to her so that she would have something to sleep in. And that creeped her out and she did not want to see him again. Hey, there are some people coming to his defense. You guys blew that way out of proportion. One text message says, yeah, the nightgown was a nice gesture.

I'd go out with him if I was single. That's what hoodies are for. We have hoodies and gym shorts. Don't worry. I think it was his mom texting it,

so I think we're good. Somebody else texted in at 78592 and says, sounds like a game of who wore it better. She did not want to go out with him again and most people

on the text message board say that it's pretty creepy to lend somebody your mom's nightgown. Or any clothing of your mother's. Yeah, really it is. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back,

even if they're uncomfortable with wearing your mom's PJs. I don't understand that one bit. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can

ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind.

Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, I'm Dr. Joy Harden-Bradford, host of Therapy for Black Girls. This January, join me for our third annual January Jumpstart series. Starting January 1st, we'll have inspiring conversations to give you a hand in kickstarting your personal growth. If you've been holding back or playing small, this is your all-access pass to step fully into the possibilities of the new year. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls starting on January 1st on the iHeartRadio app, Apple

Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.