Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: No Monkey Business

Episode Date: July 12, 2017

There are bad dates and there are REALLY bad dates AND THEN theres todays Second Date Update What happened to one of our listeners is so insane that people were literally running around, crying, and screaming. Were serious it was complete hysteria on their first night out, and youll definitely understand WHY, in the second date below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you go to find your podcast. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. You know, we've been doing these second date updates for a long time and we've heard a lot of ways to get a date. And I'm really excited to talk to the guy on the phone today because he got his date the old-fashioned way. By poaching off of another guy's date. What?

And that's how you really should do it. His name is Brad. Brad, what's up? Hey, man. How are you? I don't even know what happened, but that's messed up. Isn't there, like, man code for not doing stuff like that? I mean, there's a line, you know, but it's meant to be tinkered with a little bit, you know.

Your email said that you met her while she was on a date with somebody else. What happened? So I wait tables and they came in, her and this guy, they were on a date. And it was just this tool bag who kept running to the bathroom to check his phone. And he was outside checking his phone. And I felt bad for the girl because she was just there alone. I felt bad for her. And she was really hot.

And she was super cute. It was a slow day at work. And there were these animal pictures on the wall. Like, there were these zebras and cheetahs. And we started to talk about that. And she said zebras are her favorite animal. And so I was like, you want to go to the zoo sometime? Oh, that's kind of cute.

Was that the first time you've used it? Because it sounds like, oh, these animals on the wall, let's talk about that so I can lead into my thing that I do every time that there's a cute girl in here. I'm not going to lie, I thought about it before. It was like my second week there at work. Okay, so you had the line all ready to go. You were just waiting to use it.

Yeah. It was in the gun, locked and loaded. And I'm guessing it worked if you guys actually went on a date. That we did. Cool. So we met up at the zoo. And, you know, things were going well. We saw our zebras.

And afterwards, when we went to the monkey cages we were watching them and then all of a sudden she turns to me and she's like i don't know what's happening and i look at her hands and her hands are red like crimson red and her face it's puffing up and she's getting hives all over her arm oh my gosh she's having like an allergic reaction to something? Yeah. And all of a sudden, she just started throwing up. Like, there was no warning sign. Oh, poor thing. That's so scary. I know.

It was just like, click, click, boom. And then that's when it hit the fan. Like, next thing you know, the monkeys go ballistic. I mean, they just fall to the fence. Just start rattling it and banging on it. And so I thought I was in, like, a prison break riot. I mean, monkeys were just... They just fall to the fence and just start rattling it and banging on it. And so I thought I was in like a prison break riot. I mean, monkeys were just going crazy.

I mean, flipping out and screeching. I've never heard a screech like that before. I bet that was so scary. Oh, I was freaking out. I was freaking out too. And my heart was just racing. I think my heart was louder than all the screeching. I wouldn't try to get help as I'm hyperventilating and about to pass out.

And the zookeeper stops me and starts questioning me. Because I think he thought I was hurting the animals because they were going ballistic. Like, what do we do? Do we poke them or, like, spit on them or something? And, like, this girl I was on a date with was puking everywhere. She got some kind of allergic reaction. And then, oh, my gosh, it's like I'm having flashbacks. So I thought I was going to get thrown out, but I finally explained it to him,

and we got her taken care of, and they took us to a back room. I feel so horrible for her. I mean, you guys went back to some room, and is she okay? She was okay that day. Took us back to the room, and I was she was okay that day um she goes back to the room and it sounds like i think we should you know take you home but she already called her mom and her

mom was on the way and so it's not like i was gonna kiss her anything usually when first dates end in puking there's not a kiss at the end and it's understandable yeah i mean a rain shake you know so what did you do you just left her in the room before her mom came, or did you wait for her mom to come? I waited for her mom to come, and she ended up going home. And that was the last I ever saw of her. So wait, have you left? Obviously, I'm going to check back up

on her and just make sure she's, you know, still living. And the verdict's still out on that one because she has not responded to me. Man, but you think that she'd at least want to check back in with you and let you know. I mean, even if she didn't want to go out with you again, like, thank you for helping her. Yeah, I was very supportive. And if anyone shouldn't call back, it should be me.

I mean, it's understandable for the embarrassment part, but she almost kind of seemed like mad. Like, it's not like it was my fault. I didn't, like, poison the feet or something. Yeah. It can't be about you. It's probably just about how she was feeling. Yeah, I mean, who knows? I really liked her.

Everything was going great and she was cute. I mean, she probably still is, you know. Probably didn't ruin her. Yeah, I hope not. Because, I mean, I still want to go out again. All right, cool. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update, okay? Cool. All right, because, I mean, I still want to go out again. All right, cool. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay?

Cool. All right, man, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning's second date update. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, Brad is on the phone, and I personally think Brad's not getting a call back because he moved way too quick. What? Way too quick with his first date. Usually, it's supposed to be

the third or the fourth date when a lady pukes in front of you, but he decided to make that happen on his first date. They were at the zoo for a little while feeding the ducks, and then later they were by the monkey cages and she had an extreme reaction. She was puking, there were hives all over, people were running around crying, and the only thing

he can think of is maybe she was allergic to something or food poisoning. I don't know. Who knows? Anyway, we're going to try to get her on the phone right now and find out why she's not calling him back. And Brett, I actually think

that this is going to work out for you because if I was that girl, I would be really embarrassed. I mean, that could be just the sole reason why she's not getting in touch with you. Oh, we'll see. I mean, I hope so. I hope that's just the case

because she was really cool. And I know it was a crazy date, but there was something there. And I'm nervous, but I'm hoping. I'm hopeful. Okay. This is good. All right, cool. Awesome.

Well, call her right now and get your second date update, okay? All right. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Janine, please? Can you put me on your do not call list, please? Well, you don't even know who I am or why I'm calling. I'm not interested, okay?

You might be interested. I'm not, like, trying to sell you anything. This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. A radio show? Yes. I don't want you to buy anything. Can I talk to from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. A radio show? Yes. I don't want you to buy anything. Can I talk to you for a second, please? I'll make it quick. I'll get to the point, okay? You recently went on a date to the zoo and puked. What? That was quick and to the point. How did you know that? I know that because the guy you went out with, Brad, he wanted us to call you because you haven't been answering any of his phone calls or text messages.

So he thought maybe we could find out what happened and why you don't want to go out with him again. Why do you think I wouldn't call him back? That was probably the worst date. No, that was definitely the worst date I've ever had. It sounds horrific. Like not only just like the allergic reaction or whatever happened to you and the puking, but the monkeys freaking out and children crying. Wow. He told you everything.

Awesome. Yeah. Okay. Great. He also told us that he really liked you and isn't like weirded out by the fact that you threw up all over the monkeys no i'm that's he's just being nice i mean i projectile vomited everywhere it was disgusting like kids were crying it was it was the worst and like i even had like an issue

downstairs too just just to round it all out oh my gosh oh my gosh girl but here's the thing if this guy still wants to get a hold of you he obviously really likes you like if you can do all of that on a first date and he still thinks you're awesome honestly i think he's probably just being nice because i can't imagine anyone anyone wanting to go back out with me well i mean he went to a radio show to call you because he wanted to go out with you. Well, I mean, he went to a radio show to call you because he wanted to go out with you again, and I don't think he knows about your downstairs issue, whatever that was, because he didn't bring that up.

Poor thing. Well, I think I blamed it on the monkeys. Oh, my gosh. Oh, man. What did you feel like when your mom finally came? Oh, my God. I mean, who wants to cry in front of a guy to their mom? But I kind of I mean I who wants to like cry in front of a guy to their mom but I kind of did because I was mortified it was just embarrassing you're okay now though right

yeah I mean I'm fine it's just my ego but yeah you know I've had a lot of allergies my whole life and it's just weird allergies like strawberries, orchids, sharks. I'm just embarrassed by the whole thing. I don't even know what to say to him. So I'd rather just stay away. So that is why you're not calling him back. You're not calling him back because you're embarrassed about vomiting and all the other bodily functions that happened. Yes. I mean, how could we ever come back from an experience like that? Well, I think that just means that you guys have moved to the next stage in your relationship. A lot of people put pride in that.

They're like, we're so close. We go to the bathroom with the door open. You're like, I don't even wait for a bathroom. I get in the zoo. You know? You guys are close now. I don't know. Well, I'd be interested to see how he feels.

And we can ask him because he's actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. Hey, Janine. Oh, my God. You've been listening this whole time? Yep. Oh, my God. Okay.

Awesome. Sorry. Sorry. It. Sorry. It's okay. I'm just glad you're okay. It's good to hear your voice. Yeah, I'm fine. Except my ego, I guess. Really just poured out my insides to you, didn't I? Well, I mean, I've seen them before. Good point.

Yeah. I guess you take that literally. Yeah. I didn't know about all the other stuff. Yeah. Didn't really want you to know about the other stuff, but okay. You know, I know it was crazy. It was a crazy date. I mean, there's no getting around that. But through it all, I'm glad it was with you.

And, I mean, up until that point, it was the best date I'd ever been on. Hey. I don't know. I was so worried about you after I didn't hear from you. I don't know. I can't get you out of my head. And I could see us going somewhere. And, yeah, I was worried.

Wow. Oh, my God. That's so sweet. I know. It's so cute. I'm going to'm gonna explode i know it makes me want to crap my pants right now stop it do you want i do when i get excited like i know you're saying these nice things right now i don't know just because you're on the radio or something but you like you saw me throw up like the exorcist like projectile vomit so i just i guess i can't trust that you're being honest because I can't imagine that you'd want to like kiss me after that.

You know, I'm just being completely honest. I get that. Look, I didn't want you then, but it didn't mean I didn't want to ever. I mean, what's a little puke? I mean, it's not that big of a deal. And a little allergy problem. That's nothing. Yeah, but it's more that big of a deal and a little allergy problem that's nothing i like yeah but it's more than just like going to the zoo i i have allergies to like everyday things there

are going to be things that i don't even know i'm allergic to that come up later on you know and it could happen again so i don't mind puke like i could do puke all day like hold your hair when you puke all day like i hold your hair when you puke like you found your vomit soulmate yeah i mean we we can be in a plastic bubble on our dates like or bring airplane bags for your throw up and like i i really don't care that's not the point as you know as long as we're together doing it nothing else should really matter that's's pretty impressive, Janine. Oh, come on, Janine. What do you think?

Do you want to go out with him again? Would you go out with Brad one more time on a second date? We will pay for it. If you say no, you are crazy. I mean, Brad, are you serious? Do you seriously want to go out again? Like, seriously, non-radio, like, us. There's not a doubt in my mind.

Absolutely. Janine, what do you need this man to say? He likes you. I know. For goodness sakes, woman. This is going to be so embarrassing. It'll be so embarrassing to see him again. No.

No, it won't. It can't get any worse than me watching you puke into a monkey cage. Please, just give me a second chance, and I promise everything is going to be great this time. It's going to be okay. What do you think, Janine? One more chance. Okay.

You'll do it? I'll do it. All right, awesome. We'll do it. Congratulations, Brad. You got a second date. We did it. All right, awesome. Yay! I'll do it! Congratulations, Brad. You got a second date. I did it! Yeah.

We'll be sure to send you somewhere where there's plastic on the floor just in case things go bad. Broken Jubal in the morning. Everybody texting in at 78592 wants a follow-up on the couple that just did the second date update. We'll try to get you an update at some point. But if you missed it, everybody is in love with the dude from the second date update. We'll try to get you an update at some point. But if you missed it, everybody is in love with the dude from the second date update. And understandably, very, very compassionate guy. His name is Brad, and he went out with a girl named Janine. They went to the zoo, and there was an unfortunate incident where she started kind of puking everywhere and got really sick.

Found out it was from her allergies. The reason, though, that she wasn't calling back was because she was embarrassed. Not because of getting sick like that but she also had a different kind of accident while she was getting sick. Oh gosh. And she thought maybe he knew about it

and either way she was just embarrassed and didn't want to see him again. But after talking it out they decided to go out again and he was very understanding of her problems. They are so cute. I hope that this is like the start of their love story. I mean, what if that is your first date story? That's amazing, right?

It's not amazing, though. It is amazing. That's the wedding you want to go to, okay? That's the story you want to hear during the speeches. That's the wedding you want to go to just hoping that she has an allergic reaction and you see what happens in that wedding dress. That's why you want to go to just hoping that she has an allergic reaction and you see what happens in that wedding dress. That's why you want to go to that wedding.

White is pretty revealing. Hey, if the monkeys are freaking out about it, you know it was a bad scene, right? Somebody else texted in at 78592 and said they had the same kind of thing happen on a first date with their now husband. They said they've been married 30 years, but on a first date they had an allergic reaction and pretty much crapped their pants too. Did I really honestly say, oh, did I mean it? Like, that is the cutest poop in your pants story ever. Yeah, I guess that's how you really gauge love these days.

Hey, listen, if you could come back after that, you can go through anything, right? Another text in at 78592 says, any guy who stands by you while you vomit is a keeper. Yes, definitely. Amen. Amen. Or, yeah, if they just cry and run out of the room and never want to talk to you again,

they're usually not a good person. No. Not the right fit for you. Yeah. But, yeah, everybody wants to go. Even if it doesn't work out for them, the dude from today's Second Date Update, Brad, he will definitely be able to find a date from any of our listeners right now.

Everybody just wants somebody who can understand them when they go number two in their pants. Dang. That's a simple request. I had one guy puke on a date, and I could never go out with him again. Maybe I'm a bad person. I don't know. It was clam chowder. It was in the front of the car.

It wasn't a good scene, and it ruined it for me. So if you can go past that, it means you really like that person. Yeah, it means no matter what, they can show you their worst side possible whether it's like emotionally or physically. You've already seen them at the worst you could ever see anybody.

I think we found that everyone should start vomiting and doing other things on their first date. Yeah, that's the true test. If you want to see if somebody really likes you, just crap your pants in front of them. That's all you have to do. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show,

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