Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: No More Mrs. Nice Girl

Episode Date: June 7, 2017

When it comes to the dating world... Everybody's looking for different things in a partner... Some think TRUST is an important feature... others say HUMOR is key... but the guy in today's Second Date Update DESIRES something in a partner that we've NEVER heard of... find out what that is in the second update below!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different

answers. I'm Minnie Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast. And now, Minnie Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson. Listen to Minnie Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update.

I think I know exactly why the girl on the phone for a second date update today isn't getting a call back. Okay. It's because she moved't getting a call back. Okay. It's because she moved way too quick. Yep. I read her email. It says she met a guy on a dating app. Uh-huh.

And get this. She talked to him for two months and then they went out on a date. Oh, my gosh. Way too quick, Mel. Yeah. Sorry, Mel. What are you thinking? Are you making fun of me for taking it slow?

No, I'm saying whatever happened to the seven-month rule? Standard. I know, I know. It seems crazy that it took us that long. Why did it take two months to go out with this guy? Are you that cautious? No, I mean, it's just kind of timing and everything. Because, like, at first, you know how when you're on those apps,

you meet like 8 million different people. So at first, it was like the little high. Over the next couple weeks, it slowly kind of ramped up. Then we were starting to get a little flirty, have a little fun. It was all G-rated, but we were texting constantly, kind of back and forth. And it worked when you're sneaking peeks at your phone. You heard the little know, kind of back and forth. And at work, we'd either sneak a peek at your phone. You know, you heard the little ding and you're all excited.

Oh, Mel. Is this normally how you do it with dates? It takes you this long? No, no. This was just a cool situation, kind of, that we were actually taking a little time to get to know each other. Yeah, it sounds like you guys actually got to know each other better than I know anybody in my life. Two months texting back and forth, and then you guys actually went out. What did you guys do when you finally met up?

We just met for drinks, and we just kind of clicked right off the bat. I mean, I was laughing so hard. My face was hurting. You know how when your cheeks start to hurt because you're having so much fun? And you sound like you're a hard person to get to laugh. So I imagine he was really hysterical. Yeah, true. No, but he was really funny. And I just really liked him. And we just kept talking and talking and we're kind of, you know, having a drink. And, you know, a couple of times I felt bad. It's like, oh, my gosh, this is going on a long time. I'm having a really good time, but I didn't want him to be stuck so he's like trying to give him an out and I was like you know it's late I

understand if you need to go you know work tomorrow and all that and he's like no you know it's like I'm having too much fun I don't want to go and that's exactly how I felt oh that's awesome yeah that's good and at least you guys didn't like learn everything about each other in that two months and then you had nothing to talk about you're like yeah I already know everything about each other in that two months and then you had nothing to talk about. You're like, yeah, I already know everything about you. So how did the date end then? It was really sweet. He walked me to my car and, you know, he just, you know, gave me a nice kiss on the cheek and said goodnight. It was great. That is sweet. Was there plans to go out again? Well, you know, we'd mentioned that we were going to look at our calendars

and it just changed. And all of a sudden, you know, I'm not hearing from him. I'm starting all the text conversations. And when I got a response back and it took a while to get a response, it would be like really short, almost like kind of rude. Like it was like a completely different person. Wow. And why do you think that is? Do you think you upset him in some way? You know, it's so funny. I've been over this so many times in my head and I did realize, and I feel kind of bad that I did not offer to split the check and cause he just kind of grabbed it and took care of it. So I didn't think anything of it cause you know, gentlemanly on the first date, but we were there a long time and we had, you know, a good amount of food. So I imagine

it was probably a pretty big bill. Did you thank him? I mean, did you thank him for paying? Oh, my gosh, of course. Yeah. Okay, so you weren't rude. But there are a couple other things that have been kind of occurring to me, and I've had plenty of time to think about it. We did talk a little bit about politics and religion, but it seemed okay because we seemed to be on the same page with everything. You're both Satan worshippers.

No, nothing crazy, but we just seemed like we were kind of on the same page, everything. You're both Satan worshipers. No, nothing crazy, but you know how we just seem like we were, you know, kind of on the same page. So it didn't seem like a big deal. It didn't seem like that was super controversial. And then the only other thing that I didn't think it was a big deal, but like while we were walking to my car, I told him, I'm like, you know, please don't look at my car when we get there. Cause it's kind of a mess. Oh yeah. I understand that. You know, I didn't think that much of it, but I'm like, I don't know.

Maybe he was really scoping it out or something and, you know, thought it was bad. I don't know. That's not a big deal. God, you insulted him. Yeah, do you think he, like, looked in your car and it was filthy and that's why he doesn't want to go out with you? Those are the only things. I've had an entire week to try to figure this out, and those are the only things I can come up with. I mean, I don't know. Those would be really weird reasons not to figure this out, and those are the only things I can come up with.

I mean, I don't know. Those would be really weird reasons not to call somebody back, I feel like. I mean, the religion thing and the politics thing, maybe, but if he was offended, you think you would know right away. You can see it in their face. Totally. Totally. Not disappointing to go from such a high to such a low.

Oh, it's killing me. It's absolutely killing me. That's why I'm talking to you guys. I need help. Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, and then call them and get your second date update, okay? Thank you so much. I really need this. We'll get to it in about two months. How about that?

Right in the middle of a second date update, and if you're just tuning in, Mel is on the phone, and she wants to call a dude named Evan. Apparently they had a great date. They actually talked online for two months before they even went out, and then when they had their date, something went horribly wrong. Because Mel had something in her car. Something that she didn't want anybody to know about.

And unfortunately, she thinks that might be one of the reasons that he's not calling her back because at the end of the date, everything was going fine and they walked out and she said, don't look in my car. And she thinks maybe he looked. And Mel, I don't know what you had in your car, but I'm thinking you shouldn't have drawn Okay, you're probably right. But it wasn't that bad. It just had a lot of stuff in there. Is it a lot of stuff like your gym bag and your work stuff?

Or is it like a lot of old food wrappers and dirty? It's mostly like the gym bag and stuff, but there might be a couple bags of food. It's not like a big deal. I mean, I could clean it out in just a couple minutes. I just didn't have time to do it before I drove there. Are you sure there's no bodies of former boyfriends in there? No, I'm pretty sure. You probably don't even know

underneath all the other stuff. Pretty messy. One of those guys could have gotten lost somewhere. Well, we're about to call Evan and get him on the phone and find out why he's not calling you back.

Do you have any last words before we make the phone call? I'm just really hoping that there's a good reason and maybe it's something really simple that can be solved. Because I can't tell you, I feel so happy and just felt so good at the end of our date.

I'm just kind of baffled by all this. Oh, man. I'm nervous and now I'm going to be really sad for you if this doesn't work out. I'm going to be sad, too. All right. Well, on that note, I'll dial the phone number and get him on the phone and see what he has to say. You ready? Yeah.

Let's do it. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Evan, please? Yeah, this is he. May I ask who's calling? Yes, you may. This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning. How are you? I'm doing well. What can I do for you? Do you have any idea who I am or where I'm calling from or anything?

No, but what can I do for you? Okay, well, my name is Jubal and I host a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. On the phone are also Brook and Jose. Hey, what up? Hi, Evan. How many, are there more people? No. No, this is it right here.

Just us. All right. Do you need something? We do, yeah. We got an email about you from one of our listeners. What? Her name is Mel, and you guys went out on a date the other day no no no no you did right yeah yeah you did yeah yeah so let me explain to

you okay we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up giving them the cold shoulder after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. So you've been kind of avoiding Mel, and she was hoping maybe we could talk to you and figure out why. Oh, come on. This is low. This is not. This is not a thing. What's low about it? I mean, she was really into you, man. She said that you guys talked for two months leading up to the date. I mean, yeah, but that's none

of your business. Well, she sort of made it our business, so now we're on the phone with you asking why you don't want to see her again. Dude, I mean... You could have just told her to begin with, and we would have avoided all of this. I don't know.

She's not the woman I envisioned myself being with. Oh, no. Okay. Is it a looks thing? Is that what you're implying? Oh, no, I'm not. I'm not that superficial. So it's about her personality, not her looks.

That's cool, too. That's worse. Even worse. It's not... It's who she is as a person. Whoa, that is deep, man. What don't you like about her as a person? We talked to her, you know,

and found out a little bit about your date, and she sounded cool to me. Sounded nice. Yeah. Yeah, she's very nice. She's a very nice girl. Okay. Which is kind of the problem.

I mean, nice girls are good to work with. They're good to have as sisters. That's not what I'm into. Wait, she's nice and you don't like her because you want a bad girl? Yeah. Okay. What?

Is that it? Yeah, I mean, she's not mean enough. Mean? Like you wanted her to insult you? The woman I'm attracted to needs to have an edge. Okay. And what does that mean for you? How do you define a woman with an edge?

Just like she's got this air of danger about her, you know, a little off the cuff, something not right. Something not right. Not all there. Slightly mentally unstable is kind of what you're looking for? No, no, no. I just want a girl that, you know, can lash out kind of on a moment's notice for like no reason. Okay. Like that can surprise me.

All right. So you're looking for a girl who's a little bipolar. No, but it's just these nice girls. What you see is what you get. And that's, that's no fun. Okay. I mean, I guess there's something for everybody out there and I'm sure there's plenty of women like you're describing that are looking for a guy who likes that.

Yeah. That's why on our date, I brought up politics. You know, politics are the perfect opportunity to argue about something. What? We're a guy who likes that. Yeah, that's why on our date, I brought up politics. You know, politics are the perfect opportunity to argue about something. What? And then she just ended up agreeing with everything that I said. And it was really boring. I've never heard of that. I guess, I mean, I kind of get what you're saying,

but I feel like you guys talked and texted for two months leading up to this date. Didn't you realize she was a nice person before you tried to bait her with politics? I mean, hey, I'm not the same person over text as I am in real life. And I was kind of hoping she was the same way. Okay, so you're hoping she was just playing sweet to lure you to dinner. And then she was just going to rip your head off about something. You never know with some women. There's always this mystery around them.

But with her, there wasn't's always this mystery around them but with her there wasn't any oh no mystery well evan there is a little bit of mystery because she's actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you what she is yep hi evan i i didn't mean for you to hear all that i'm i'm. This is the absolute dumbest reason I have ever heard or could even imagine to not like someone. I'm too nice?

Yeah, it's just what I like. And I just wasn't that into you know, how nice you were being. You weren't mean at all. There was no fire there. That sounds so ridiculous. That's so weird. Well, this is officially the stupidest thing you have ever done in your entire life. And I'm starting to really kind of question that I thought you seemed so intelligent and thoughtful and rational.

And you're really turning that around for me. I'm not quite so sure about your IQ anymore. I'm not sure how many intelligent conversations we could have. Is that more what you like? Is that what you're after? Look, she's so nice at the end of it. Does that how many intelligent conversations we could have? Is that more what you like? Is that what you're after? Look, she's so nice at the end of it. Does that satisfy you? I'm not going to lie. That turned me on a little

bit. Oh my gosh. I could be a mean girl. You're like a masochist. I'm not like that, guys. I just like a girl with a little bit of edge and like I know she's trying right now, but that's the point is she has to try yeah mel you should not have to try to be a horrible person you should just be a horrible

person seriously because we agree on like politics we can't sit and watch cable news and get riled up and yell at the tv we have to yell at each other good point mel maybe you guys have things that you can get angry on together i just want want someone to go after me a little bit. Call me out on my stuff. I don't need anyone to be yelling up Anderson Cooper for me. You want to be yelling for Anderson Cooper, and you want them to be behind you about to hit you over the head with a frying pan because they disagree.

I'm starting to think it could be easier and easier to yell at you, Evan. Mel's like, maybe I could become that person. You know, you say that, but I don't think it's actually in you. I think when push comes to shove, you're just going to be very pleasant. Oh, Mel. Why didn't you man up and just tell me that? Oh, there you go, Evan. She's questioning your manhood.

Are you questioning my manhood? Yeah. Whoa. Yes, I am. Thank you very much. Well, I don't like it. Well, apparently that's what you do like, and you're going to sit there and take it like you should.

Whoa, Mel! Yeah. I feel like we're getting in the middle of something now. You know, this is kind of riling me up. It's not a bad thing. Well, now that you're all riled up, Evan, would you like to go out on a second date with Mel? We will pay for it.

Yeah, bro. You know, if she can keep this up, yeah, definitely. Mel, don't go out with him. I mean, it's not bad that what he wants, but you don't need to change who you are, Mel. I think you're right. I don't think there's a thing as being too nice, and no, I'm not interested anymore. Oh, really?

What are you talking about? You called me. You had these people call me. So now you're into it, Evan. Well, it's a good thing I did because I found out what you're really like, and now I won't keep thinking you are so amazing. I know the truth. Oh.

I just found out what you are like, and I like it. You like it. So now Mel, Evan is officially interested, although now you don't want to go out with him, right? No, yeah, I'm done. Okay. That came full circle. It really did.

Mel, thank you for doing the second date update today. I'm sure you can find a guy out there who likes a nice lady. Thank you. You're welcome. And Evan? Yeah? You can keep trying for a date with Mel, and if that doesn't work, I got some ex-girlfriends numbers for you.

You would love them. Oh, my God. Broken Jubal in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers. I'm Minnie Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast, and now, Minnie Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson. Listen to Minnie Questions on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers.