Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Not a Good Fit

Episode Date: December 21, 2016

Jubal usually ends up feeling BAD for the people in our Second Date Updates... but for once, Jubal is actually JEALOUS of our Second Dater. His name is Rich. And every man in Seattle will be jealous of him after hearing today's Second Date Update. Listen in the PODCAST.(Image Courtesy: Ricky Thakrar. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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she stopped me and then ran out of my place, freaked out, I would be a very rich man that's actually exactly what happened to rich who was on the phone with us right now he wants us to call a girl for a second date update rich how are you i'm doing okay how you guys doing good now your email says we'll get to the awkward part in a second but obviously what i just said is apparently what happened on your date this girl kind of ran out in the middle of things while you were getting hot and heavy.

Yeah, yeah. I thought everything was going well, but then she just kind of ditched me. I don't know why. Hey, you're a confident man to be able to talk about it publicly like this. Yeah, no, that's never happened to me before. I just really want to know what the hell happened. Before we get into exactly what happened before she ran out, how did you meet this girl? Well, I went out to a club one night.

Now, this was before I had way too much to drink. I saw this amazing, beautiful girl. She was a complete 10. And I saw her dancing and, you know. And you know that she was a complete 10 because you weren't all the way drunk. I wasn't. No, I wasn't obliterated. I was sober at that point.

So you saw her and you went up and approached her. What's the first thing that you said to her? I said, you put all the other women here to shame. All right. That's not bad. That's not bad at all. Yeah, that was fun. So you guys went and hung out after that?

Just what did you do? Oh, we danced for a while, yeah. No, it was great. You weren't one of those, like, grind on her leg for too long type of dancers, right? No, there was some grinding and some, you know, we were close. It was amazing. It was perfect. It was perfect.

You know, she checked in with her friends, and they said it was cool, and we went back to my place. So you said, let's get out of here, and she was like, well, let me let my friends know that I'm leaving and check with the team mom. Right. And make sure it's okay with her that I go with you because she'll tell me if you're a creep or not. And they obviously gave her permission, and you guys – did you guys go anywhere before you went back to your place? No, we went back to my place and, you know had a little glass of wine yeah rich i wanted to be romantic i mean you know right we're hammered back at the club gotta do it right you gotta pour some wine all over your floor while you're drunkenly standing there did you guys i

mean did you guys just get right into what you were doing while you were there? Did you hang out? We actually went out to about half a glass of wine. So you went back there for one purpose and one purpose only, and both you guys knew that. I mean, maybe. Maybe so. And do you know anything else about this girl other than that she was hot? Because that's all I've heard.

She was great to talk to, too. I mean, we got along. The conversation flowed pretty naturally. You know, that was for me just about nothing important. Yeah. I think no matter what, in your position, even if I didn't like this girl and I didn't want to see her again, I'd still want to know why she ran out on me.

Yeah, that's weird. How did it happen? Your email says that you guys were about to do stuff, and then she left. Well, we started fooling around a little bit, and then we went to the bedroom. And things started to get a little more interesting. And then she kind of just stopped, and she looked at me, and she was like, just hang on a second. Which freaked me out a little bit. I don't know what the hell was going on.

She went to the bathroom for a minute, and then she came out and said that she had to leave. Okay, and did you try to beg her to stay? I mean, what was your reaction? Well, I was trying to, yeah, I was trying to, I thought, you know, we're almost there. We're almost there. Trust me, you don't have to leave yet, I promise.

I don't leave yet, please. Have the other half glass of wine and stay. Do you think that things are maybe just like moving too fast for her i mean maybe she's not a like hookup type of girl that's what i don't understand though because we got up to that point and why just why why then why stop all of a sudden and leave so i know i was a gentleman about it and i called her a cab that's cool um and but you're right though why not stop when you guys are making out and she knows it's gonna get faster like hey i don't want to do this i should probably go why

wait until yeah you're almost there yeah she didn't give you a reason she just said i have to go yeah she said you know she she had to get out of there and i you know i just said fine and call her a cab did she seem okay or did she seem shaken up or nervous or anything like that? Well, she seemed a little shaken up, and I want to know if it's something that I did. Did I say something wrong? I don't think I did. So have you tried reaching out to her at all since your date?

I asked her if I could call her, and I've left her some voicemails, but she's not calling me back. All right. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Okay. Alright, man, hold on. Moving 92.5

Brooke and Jubal in the morning Second Date Update Alright, Rich is on the phone and he wants us to call this girl named Erica today. Long story short about his date, they met at the club, went back to his house, things were about to happen. She got really strange

in the middle of it. Said, I can't do this and then left. He doesn't know why, so he wants us to call her right now and see if we can figure it out and maybe even get a second date out of the deal. Rich, you know why I think she might not be calling you back? Why's that? Well, I've only known you for like five minutes now, right?

But I feel like you're a moaner. I feel like you're a really loud, awkward moaner. And not like when you're all the way into things. I feel like she kissed you on the neck and you were just like, oh, oh. I'm with him on this one, Rich. Not at all. No, it can't be that way. Can I just hear you moan so I can judge it?

Can you moan for me, Rich? You want to hear me moan? Yeah, moan for me, man. Yeah, dude. That would send me running in a heartbeat. That's undercut, man. No, I don't know. I'm actually really curious to see why she stopped in the middle of you guys about to do it

and then didn't even really give you an excuse to have said she had to leave. I am curious. I'm going to dial the phone number right now. All right. Hello? Hi, I was looking for Erica. Speaking. Erica, how are you?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. What? My name is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. 6 to 10 in the morning, moving 925. How are you? I'm doing well. I don't really understand what's going on, though.

Well, I'm calling you, actually, because you recently went on a date with a listener of ours. He really liked you, but you're not calling him back. So he emailed us to give you a call and see if we could find out what the reason is really why you're not calling him back. His name is Rich. Oh, yeah. So you remember meeting Rich. He made an impression. Yeah. Okay meeting Rich? He made an impression.

Yeah. Okay. Rich told us about meeting you, had great things to say. He did say there was an awkward moment where you guys are back at his house, you're kind of making out or whatever, and then you got up and left. Oh, my God. He told you all that? Yeah, he didn't go into any details or anything.

He just said you guys were hanging out at his place, and it went into the bedroom, and then you left. That's it, though. Wow, okay. He hopes that he didn't do something to scare you or creep you out or whatever. He would like to see you again. Is there anything that we can tell him? I just don't...

Erica, when we were talking to Rich, I said that I think that he's a really weird moaner. And as soon as you guys started kissing, you just started moaning like crazy and you couldn't take it. Am I right? No. No. No. I thought for sure you were on that one.

I really did. I thought you nailed it. Nailed it on the head on that one. Is it more embarrassing than that? I don't think it's really embarrassing. At least for him, I don't think it's really embarrassing, at least for him. I don't think it is. It was just something happened, and I didn't know what to do, and I just left.

Can I tell Rich why? Is there anything you can tell me just so I can go back to Rich and be like, hey, dude, this is the reason? Well, I mean, I'm sorry. I don't know you, and I don't even know him that well. But do you think it's something that maybe he can learn from to not do again?

Oh, I mean, it's nothing he could change. Oh. So he's stuck with whatever it is. Is it something that you were disappointed in? No, more like surprised, I guess. What? Is Rich actually Richette? Is he a woman?

Is he a woman or something? No. Far from it. He's far from a woman. Well, you'd probably like to know that, I guess. Yeah. That's kind of a problem. That's the problem is that he's not a woman?

He's too manly. No, no, no, not like that. No. What do you mean by that? Well, it's just too big. Really? I have never heard a girl say that in my life. I've had a lot of discussions about this.

Are you serious, Erica? That's the reason? What? It was too much? I know it sounds silly or whatever, but once I knew what I was working with, it just became clear it wasn't going to work. She ran away from it.

Oh, my God, no. Erica, I really appreciate you sharing that with us. You are scared of what he keeps in his toolbox. I don't know if that's the right word, really. I just know that it wouldn't work. Oh, God. Really? Okay, can we get it like a, I don't know, related to something?

No. I'm dying to know. I don't need to know, God. Really? Okay, can we get it like a, I don't know, relate it to something? No. I'm dying to know. I don't need to know, Brooke. I don't feel comfortable saying anything more, but probably whatever you're imagining is right. Okay. Wow. Wow, okay.

Wow. Well, Rich is probably going to be a little upset that you didn't want to call him back. Really? I think that's the best reason to be turned down ever. That's what I was about to say. He's going to be very excited to hear that news. Erica?

Yeah? Thank you for sharing. I should also let you know that Rich is actually on the other line right now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you laughing? He already knew it though. I mean, already knew it, though.

I mean, you knew it. Come on. Erica, is that really it? That was a problem? Yes, that's it. Wow. Wow. Rich, have you ever heard that before?

No, no. I mean, but you obviously know yourself. Yeah, I mean, no, but I've never... People have told me that it's ample. I've never compared it to anything. Yeah, well, congratulations. You officially made a woman run in fear from it. Erica, is there anything you want to say to Rich

now that you know that he just heard what you said? Oh, God. I kind of just want to go hide somewhere, but I mean, Rich, I'm sorry I told everyone that on the radio. I didn't know that you were on the phone or that you even needed to be listening.

No, I'm sorry. I don't actually feel that bad about it. I wouldn't either, Rich. I guess I could have handled it better, but I just didn't know what to do. I'm glad it wasn't something like disgusting. This is the best day of Rich's life. Hey, Erica, I would love to ask if you will give Rich a second chance.

We'll send you out on a second date. I will pay for the date. Just go out with him one more time. He's like the Jon Hamm of Seattle. I mean, go out with the man. We can just hang out. Don't use the word hang out, Rich. You're going to get hit over the head with something.

Erica, would you go out with him again? He definitely got along, and he's a really great guy. I don't think that it could work. Really? You're still that nervous about it? Erica, I'm sorry that I made you uncomfortable and that you got freaked out, but I thought we got along really well. We had good conversations. I mean, maybe we could be friends, but I just don't.

Really? You should try everything once. I mean, Brooke is really into this right now. I think that you're making a big mistake here. Well, I mean, Rich, are you cool if we just take it kind of slow? Yeah, he's not. That came out wrong. Yeah.

Rich, you want to go out with Erica again and take things slow? I would love to go out with Erica again, yes. Okay, perfect. Well, I will send you guys out on a second date. You get to know each other better. Yeah, that'll give me some time to consult with my girlfriend. You guys, it's like the best day of my life, actually. Yeah, I know.

We figured. I'm very jealous of you. I'm not paying. If that thing decides to eat Rich on the date, I'm not paying for that, though, okay? Broken Jubal in the morning. Because you know I'm all about that. I have never heard

a second date update work so well in somebody's favor. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning on Movie92.5. If you missed the second date update, make sure you log on a little while at Movie92.5.com and check it online. Rich wanted us to call this girl named Erica. They met at a club, went back to his place from messing around, and she took off scared.

He didn't know why. We called her, got her on the phone after a little bit of cajoling. We finally got it out of her that Rich is a large man. Yeah. And by large man, I mean so large that he made her run in fear. Everybody texting in at 78592 right now. All the ladies and probably a lot of dudes too are texting. I want to meet Rich.

If she doesn't go out with him, I don't care. It doesn't matter. Also, lots of nicknames for Rich coming in too. Big Rich, 12-inch Rich, all kinds of names. Rich the Hammer. Yeah, Rich the Hammer came in. Another one. A text in at 78592 says, best second date ever.

She's sleeping with a zucchini. Not yet. The problem is she was scared to sleep with Rich. They agreed to go out at the end of the second date as long as he takes things slow. And she said she had to consult her friends before. I don't know. What is she going to ask her? Are her friends like her medical doctor just to make sure that it's going to work out?

She has a bunch of friends that are snake charmers. How am I going to deal with this thing, you guys? They're just going to take her to the shop and get what she needs to get and make it work for her. So many texts at 78592. I'll go out with him. What's his name? Rich. I don't care what his name is.

From a girl named Rebecca. Another one says, I have to meet Rich. They also spelled meet wrong. I don't know if that was subconscious or not. I think Rich has another career ahead of him. He can just be a mold for certain items. Oh, and also to all the people asking for a picture of Rich's most crown jewel to put on our website. We like to exploit people, but not that much, okay?

I actually, I wouldn't mind putting it up there, but I doubt we'll be able to get that from him. But I don't know, because he sounded really proud at the end of it. He might be willing to. It's probably his profile picture on his Twitter and Facebook right now, actually. I think our new promo should just be to give away pictures of Rick's. You know, John, or dates with Rick. I bet you. If this was your problem, Jubal, we would have pictures of me and you on the website,

and it would just be a different part of you. If this was my problem, I'd be beating people over the head with it at work every day. Just as they pass by my desk, my cubicle. Oh, did you trip over something? Oops, sorry about that. I have no control over this thing. It has a mind of its own. Oopsies.

It would have a name of its own, too. Yeah, you know how many people are going to be out at the clubs this weekend? Guys, I mean, claiming to be rich from the radio. So embarrassing. I never worked out with me and that girl, but if you want to go out tonight, we can. And they get back to their place,

they're like, you're not rich at all. I can tell. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, brookandjubelatmovie925.com. We will call the person who didn't call you back. Movie 92.5. Oh, yeah.

Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week. Coming up at 8.10. Halloween weekend. For it. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt.

And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.