Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Not Cool Eh?

Episode Date: January 12, 2015

What would it take for a guy to actually turn down an attractive woman at the end of a date? It has to be something REALLY REALLY bad, right? Well, one of our listeners (Andrea), got shot down at the end of her date. And she refuses to walk away until she finds out why. We'll help her in the Second Date Update!(Image Courtesy: Garry Knight. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. Not a lot of things are more awkward on a first date than when you're ending the night and you're like, hey, you want up to my place and they're like hey i think i'll just go home it's always kind of a let down and apparently that's what happened to today's second dater andrea who is on the phone and andrea i read your email you met a guy named tommy at a party and dinner went well according to you but you also said that is how your evening ended, by you inviting him up to your place and him turning you down.

Oh, no. Yeah, awkward. When he said that to you, was it obvious that he didn't like you? He said, no, I don't think it's a good idea. Was it what? I don't think it's a good idea. And you're a living, breathing woman with a pulse, right? Oh, you guys.

There's some guys who think that that's moving too fast. I mean, maybe it was too much for him. No, I didn't even give a kiss goodbye or anything. Even a handshake? Did he at least give you a handshake? High five. Nothing. No hug or anything.

Oh. So I texted him later and I asked, is everything okay? And he responded, yes, period. That was it? That's it? Just a one word? Not good. Yeah. Anytime anybody texts me with a one word something,

even if it's like my parents and we're just talking about something and I know that they don't really know how to text correct, I'm just like, oh my God, what's wrong? So he just gave you the one word yes with a period. Yeah. And then I said, did I do something wrong and i never got any response did it seem like he was enjoying the date that you were on when you guys went out to dinner i thought so i mean i asked him up to my apartment so yeah so you thought everything was

going you thought it was going perfect was there any moment in the date that you think something weird could have happened something awkward other than him turning down your advances to you? No. I mean, the only thing I can think of is I took my time. When he came to my house, he texted me and told me that he was there. And I took my time coming out of the apartment. I was trying to look cute and just running late. Are we talking like 5, 10 minutes or 2 hours? No, it was like 15 minutes maybe. Okay, so not terrible.

It is annoying when you pull up and you're like, oh my God, come on, hurry up. It's being late to the date. But at this point, guys build that into their schedule, I feel like. They're just used to it. This was the beginning of the date, though, and everything else seemed to go fine. Like, I can't imagine, like, finally at the end he gets upset about it. And I looked good. You know, I was taking my time to look good for him and I

apologize. Well, if you're going to take that long, you better look good. That's the rule that I have. If you show up 15 minutes late and you're kind of looking pretty basic, then we're not going out again. But if you look like Beyonce, then yes, you did a good job. And there's that 15 minute

grace period where you're okay. At this point, are you hoping to get a second date? Do you feel like he's going to want to go out with you again, or are you just hoping to find out why? I would like a second date, but at this point I'm not getting my hopes up about it. Right. I just want to know what is going on.

I mean, if your last conversation was like that, where he gave you a one-word answer and then just never responded if you asked if he did something wrong, he's obviously not into you for some reason. Doesn't look good. But maybe we can turn whatever it is into a positive and get you a second date out of the deal. I hope so. Or at least you understand what you're doing wrong. Yes. All right. Well, play a song, come back, get him on the phone and get your second date update. All right. Okay. Thanks. All right, hang on. My face above the water. Moving 92.5.

Ruck and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Amanda is on the phone with us, and she wants us to call a guy named Tommy. Something very awkward happened at the end of her date with Tommy when she invited him up to her place. He said, I don't think that's a good idea. And then she hasn't really heard anything from him. So it's obvious that something happened on the date that went wrong, and Tommy

didn't like Andrea very much. We don't know why. That's why we're about to get him on the phone, see if we can find out what Andrea did on the date. And Andrea, I've got a special treat for you. Okay. This is something never done before in a second date update. I'm going to try something groundbreaking here when we call him, okay? Okay. I'm going to pretend to be you. Okay. This is something never done before in a second date update. I'm going to try something groundbreaking here when we call them, okay? Okay.

I'm going to pretend to be you. I don't think that's going to happen. It's the first second date update where I've ever pretended to be the other person, and I think it can work out very well if I get him on the phone and say, hey, what's up Tommy? It's me, Andrew. Don't you

remember? You wanted to come To my place And I was like Hey Come up and kiss me Sometimes I'm confused Talking to you right now

I know Where'd you go Andrea what do you think I think I'm gonna go for it Go for it You think that'll work out Alright Andrea Sorry Andrea

You about ready to Give him a call See if we can get him On the phone I'm ready Okay here we go. I'm so nervous. He wouldn't be able to tell the difference at all, and it probably would score you a

date, Andrea. I'm a pretty sweet talker. Hello? Hey, is Tommy there? Oh my gosh. Hello? Hey, is Tommy there? Oh my gosh. Hello? Hey, is Tommy there? Yeah, this is he.

Who's this? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. How are you? I'm good. Can I help you? I'm calling you today because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners and they wanted to see if I could get you on the phone and talk to you for a minute. You serious?

Yep. Her name is Andrea. Huh. Huh. All right, so you remember going out with Andrea? Yes, I do. She told us that you guys went out for dinner and um had a lot of fun wow and she said though at the end of the night after your date that she invited you to her place

and you turned her down and then you haven't really talked to her at all after so she's wondering why you turned her down wow so So she called you to ask me that? Yes. Because apparently she couldn't get you on the phone, so her last resort was to ask us to call you and find out what the reason is. Wow. Okay. I mean, I think that's pretty pathetic,

but I was pretty pissed off and I didn't want to really talk to her anymore. You were pissed off and you didn't want to talk to her anymore. That's right. Do you mind telling us why? Well, she's obviously told you everything, right? I'll tell you what she told us. She said that you guys went out to dinner. She thought you were having a fun time.

At the end of the night, she asked if you wanted to go up to her place. You said no. She had a real quick text exchange with you, and that's the last she's heard from you. And the only thing she mentioned was that she might have made you wait 15 minutes while she was getting ready for the date. Oh, yeah. That's the least of her problems, man. What? What did she do?

That's intense. Why are you so mad at her? Basically, I got into a conversation with her over dinner about travel. And, you know, I just recently came from Nepal, and we had a really good conversation. And she told me about this trip that she went to in Canada. Okay. And she was complaining about Canadian drivers

and she wished that she could just go party in Canada without there being some dumbasses in there. So it sounds like you're personally insulted that she was making fun of Canadians. Well, yeah. I am. I'm from Ontario. I'm from Waterloo, Canada.

Oh! So she was railing on Canadians. Well, yeah. I am. I'm from Ontario. I'm from Waterloo, Canada. So she was railing on Canadians. Did you tell her that you're from Canada? No, I didn't tell her I'm from Canada. I let her go on and on and on. She went on for an hour talking about how she thinks that Obama should infiltrate Canada.

So frankly, I'm kind of glad that you called me because now you guys can see how much of an idiot she is. Do you think that she... I'm not taking it... I'm not going on any more dates with her. I'm not as offended as you are that she was making fun of Canada. Yeah.

Was it that bad? It's not that it was bad. It's just I don't really want to hang out with an idiot. Don't you think that maybe she could have been joking and like she was nervous and you took it the wrong way? Can you switch sides and come to my place and have somebody make fun of where you're from for about an hour? Well, I get it, but

why wouldn't you defend Canada in that moment? Because it's difficult to defend Canada? Okay, see, that's the s*** that I don't like dealing with. I'm sorry, I love maple syrup, I'm sorry! I had no idea that you guys got so angry, Tommy. Just in general.

I mean, I could take it for like a minute or two. You know, that's fine. But she just went completely off for like a long time. I mean, after a little bit, I'm fine. She just kept making fun of the beer. I like the beer. It tastes like piss. It does not.

It tastes like piss. You've had... She talked about how she hates her accent and how they keep saying A this and A that. You know what? After a while, I'm sorry, but she just wasn't very attractive to me anymore. All right. Tommy, I haven't heard you say A or a boot or anything once. None of that.

Yeah, well, that's because it's a stupid stereotype. You know, I'm a proud Canadian. I love my country. Okay. That's cool. Tommy, at any point, did you look at her and go, hey, shut the f*** up about Canada? Did you never do that? Next time I run into her, I'll be sure to say that.

Well, then, perfect, Tommy. I'm going to give you the opportunity to say it right now because she's actually on the phone listening. Are you f***ing kidding me? No. I had no idea that you were from Canada. You spent an hour at dinner making fun of my out man i was just joking that's what we do in seattle we joke about canada it's true lighten up hey you want to you want to hear a joke let's go out another date i'll give you props are you actually offended about all this?

I was joking, and you could have stopped me at any time and told me, hey, I'm actually from Canada. I'm offended. If I stopped you, then I wouldn't be able to hear all the wonderful things you have to say about my country. I was joking. It was a f***ing joke. You don't have to be an a**hole about it.

You called a radio station to figure out why I wasn't calling you back, okay? Because you didn't have the balls to tell me yourself. Well, he's Canadian, Andrea. Oh, my God. Hey, f*** off, there. Seriously, f*** off. Shouldn't that have been followed with an A or something, Tommy? Guys, come on, dude. You know what? F***. You should come up to Canada, all right?

Come up to Canada and I'll show you what some real beer tastes like because your American beer tastes like f***ing crap. I love going to Canada, dude. I enjoy it. It's a lot of fun for me, except for that weird money that you have. I like it. F*** off, man. Oh, jeez.

I honestly think that he deserves an apology from you, Andrew. Why? Because I'm from... The dude is uptight. No, listen. I am from North Idaho, and people make fun of me all the time for it. And it's where I was born and raised, and there's something to be said where it feels like they're attacking you personally, because where you're from is such a part of who you

are. Yeah, but you're from Northern Idaho. I think it's okay to make fun of that, too. Canadians and Idahoans. Perfectly fair game think it's okay to make fun of that, too. Canadians and Idahoans, perfectly fair game. What if they're making fun of Seattle? I make fun of myself all the time. But it's different when people are attacking you for an hour. I don't think Andrea, were you going off on him for an hour?

No, it wasn't for an hour. And I would have stopped if he had said something. He's completely exaggerating. But you haven't apologized once on this phone call. Because I'm not sorry for what I was saying. She's only sorry about his sense of humor. Yeah, which is weird because normally Canadians have a good sense of humor. That's the one thing that they have going for them up there.

There's a lot of funny people that have come from there. Andrea, I'm sorry we couldn't get you a second date. No, I'm really glad that this happened because I don't want a second date. What is that? Maybe choose a different location to make fun of next time. I mean, Oregon has plenty of material. Or, Andrea, date Americans. All right?

Oh, yeah. Stop going out with these weird Canucks. They're strange. Broken Jubal in the morning. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines.

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