Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Not Good Under the Hood

Episode Date: November 19, 2014

It's never good when a woman gives a nickname to a guy she dated... Like "Big Nose Nick" or "Lisping Larry". Well, today's Second Dater will probably be known as "Pepperoni Darryl". Find out why in the Second Date Update!(Image Courtesy: Matt. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. I don't even think the guy that's on the phone to do a second date update today should even want to get a hold of this girl that he wants us to call. Why? Well, his email said that she turned down free pizza. And anybody who turns down free pizza, in my opinion, is a f***ing communist.

Whoa! That's right. Not even worth your time at all. Daryl, are you sure you still want to call this girl? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. All right. You realize she turned down delicious pizza, right?

I do realize that, yeah. Sounds like you want to kick her out of the country as well. Damn it, Daryl. I hate her so much. Tell us her name, first of all. What is her name? Monica. And how did you meet Monica?

We actually met on Tinder. Oh, nice. And I thought she was really cute, and we were chatting back and forth. And I thought everything was going great, and so I asked her out to dinner. And you guys went to dinner? Did you go to pizza? No. Oh.

No. Sorry. Didn't mean to bring up that sore subject again. Jesus. It's okay. We actually ended up going to a bar because she said that she already had eaten. Didn't mean to bring up that sore subject again. Jesus. It's okay. We actually ended up going to a bar because she said that she already had eaten, and she suggested, why don't we just get some drinks?

So that's what we did. We went to a bar, grabbed some drinks. I always think it's smarter to go straight to drinks on a first date. It's not as involved. You loosen up, by the way. Yeah, you loosen up, and you can bail after one drink if it turns out the whole situation's bad. Yeah, that's true. The only issue was that I hadn't eaten anything. So you got super hammered. Oh no. But it was going so well though. We were, you know, we were telling stories and, but then I realized I was getting really tipsy, and I kind of got a little drunk,

and I have no idea how I was coming off, so I'm thinking I've got to get some food in me. So I suggested, well, why don't we come back to my place? We can just get a pizza and hang out some more there. That's when she dropped the hammer on you, huh? Right, yeah, she said no. Turn down free pizza at your place. I am so fired up about this, Daryl.

Do you think that she turned down the offer for free pizza because it was at your place? Yeah. And you didn't say, let's go to a place where they have pizza at a restaurant? Well, that's the thing. I don't know. I'm hoping she didn't get the wrong message, but, I mean, she helped me flag down a cab. That was nice. Were you that drunk?

Well, I couldn't drive. Yeah, but for her to help you flag down a cab, sounds like you were falling down, and she had to drag you out there and, like, help you get in a car. Well, no, not exactly. I mean, I was conscious, but I just... Were you able to walk straight, Daryl?

I think so. If we were to ask your friends, would they say you have, like, a really bad history with drunk behavior? Do you get ridiculous? Do you take your pants off in public like Jubal? No, no, nothing like that. But, I mean, I had no food in me at all. How much of the date do you remember? I mean, do you remember all of your conversations?

Because you say you don't know how you came off. Earlier on, I remember everything. And just, you know, I'm remembering, like, pieces of it. I remember flagging down the cab and everything. And I remember when she said no to the pizza. Yeah, who wouldn't? Who would forget that? Daryl, was there a chemistry?

Like, were things really honestly going really well before you got wasted that you remember? Oh, absolutely, yeah. Things were going really well. We were connecting, and she loved my stories, everything else. We were talking back and forth. When I'm drunk, I think I'm telling great stories, though, too.

Yeah, me too. I had a drunk guy the other night at a comedy show tell me the same story three times in a row. It was ridiculous. He was like, I'm killing it. Yeah, and he thought he was doing a great job. Well, obviously, you've tried to get a hold of her to go out again. Has she responded at all?

Well, I texted her that night saying, sorry for being so tipsy and thanking her, and she actually texted me right back. She, you know, LOL'd and says no problem. But since then, I haven't been able to get a hold of her at all. You haven't heard anything from her? No.

Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, see if we can get this pizza-hating Nazi on the phone. And get your second date update, okay? Okay, thank you. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. Daryl is on the phone with us right now.

He wants us to call a girl named Monica today. Daryl admittedly got a little too drunk on his first date with Monica. The only thing he really remembers is them having good conversation while they were out having drinks and then him inviting her back to his place to have some pizza because he hadn't had anything to eat yet and her saying no and then

helping him get into a cab. Daryl, I'm actually really excited for your second date update because it's kind of like Christmas morning for me. It's kind of like unwrapping a present to see what the hell you did when you were drunk. Every time after a night of drinking, you always wonder what exactly happened. Even if you remember

everything going right, you're still like, I don't know though. Something could have gone wrong and you don't know until you actually talk to the person who was around you sober and they can tell you if you did something weird. It's like a fun case of amnesia. Yeah. Are you ready to find out if you did something wrong? I am, yeah.

Do you think that there's a possibility you could have, or do you think maybe she just couldn't be turned off by the fact that you got so drunk on your first date? Honestly, I don't know. I'd like to just ask her if we could go on a legit date and get some dinner and present myself as I truly am. Before we make this phone call, do you need to take a shot of something to get your courage up?

No, no, I'm not going to do that. All right, I'll call her right now. Here we go, man. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Monica, please? Speaking. Monica, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

I'm sorry, who is this? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Okay, how can I help you? Do you know who this is? Some type of a business? I guess, I don't know. Yes, it is. Sort of. It's Brook and Jubal in the Morning, a Moving 92.5

radio show. Okay. I'm calling you, Monica, because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners. Okay. And he emailed our show asking if we could get you on the phone to find out why you won't call him back for a second date.

Oh. Who were we talking about? His name is Daryl. Oh, God. He says that you guys went out and had a few drinks together. He maybe had more than a few drinks. And the last thing he remembers is you helping him get into a cab. Well, okay, yeah, that's what happened.

Okay. And he says that he's been trying to get a hold of you because he'd love to see you again, but you have not been returning any of his texts or phone calls. That's why we're calling you. We're asking if he did something wrong on the date, and you don't want to see him again. Well, yeah. Honestly, guys, I really don't have time to talk about, like, the worst date of my life. Wow, the worst date of your life.

Can you just give us a little bit of information? I mean, he said some stuff that I just can't get out of my mind, and that just let me know he's not for me. Monica, do you have a few minutes to just tell us what he said so that we can tell him not to ever do that again to another female? Yeah. Okay. We were having drinks. We were bantering back and forth. We were telling stories about, you know, our worst dates and things like that on Tinder.

And it kind of turned into like a one-up thing, you know? So I would say something and tell him about the guy that, you know, tried to rope my butt and then he would say something. And then I would say something and tell him about the guy that, you know, tried to rope my butt, and then he would say something, and then I would go back and I said one thing, and he told me something that is just disgusting. He told me that he had chlamydia.

What? How did he get chlamydia? He told you like he currently has chlamydia? And not only that, he said he's had it like three times. What? Wow. Like a confession or was it like he's trying?

Three different times. Oh, no. How did that come up? Did he just spit it out like that? It was really weird. I think the alcohol had him, you know, being a little bit more honest than he wanted to. So, you know, he was telling me and I told my story. And then he said, you know, since he's been on Tinder, he's gotten chlamydia three times.

Oh, wow. All right, Monica. That's awful. Hey, completely understandable why you aren't calling him back and maybe don't want to see him again. You can't get out of that one. Yeah. Once you tell somebody you have an STD on a first date, usually it doesn't end up very well. Unless they've got it, too.

No wonder she said no to going over to pizza. Yeah. It was really weird because, you know, I asked. I said, like, who still has sex without condoms, like, in today's age? Who does that? And he said that he got a vasectomy so he can have sex and it will feel better. So he would rather have a disease than have kids. And he also opened up to you that he had a

vasectomy. Oh my god! Monica, if you could say one thing to Daryl, to help him date better, what would it be? First, don't lead with that you've had chlamydia three times.

That's not okay on the first date. And then secondly, just slow your roll. Like, calm down. Monica, you kind of already just told him that because Daryl is actually on the phone listening. Listen, I don't remember saying that to you, okay? And I just want to move forward with this, and, you know, whatever happens in our past is in the past.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Slow down. We are moving forward. As soon as I put you in the cab, you can move forward from my life. Just pretend I didn't say that, and I just want to move forward. I don't care what happens in your past.

You don't have to tell me everything. I didn't mean to. I don't remember. Are you serious? Are you out of your mind? Are you really trying to have a future with me when you've already admitted to having chlamydia three times? All I'm saying is there's more to me than you know, and I just wanted to have a legit date. Like other STDs?

Oh my gosh, girl. I'm so sorry that you think that this is going to go any further. I have to be completely honest with you. You're the reason I'm off Tinder to begin with. I'm over it. You dropped Tinder after this date? I'm completely done with it. He was

like the stamp that closed everything up for me. Daryl, why would you be so open about that? I was, I had an empty stomach. That's not an excuse, Daryl. That stomach is ruining your life,

man. It's making you get drunk on first dates. It's making you get chlamydia. All kinds of stuff. Monica, would you like to go out on a second date with Daryl? We will pay for it. I think that I am very secure in my answer and saying hell no. Yeah. Daryl, there you go, man.

That's your answer. I'm sorry. No second date for you. Yeah. All right. Daryl, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Well, I mean, I know you're not technically okay but i mean mentally are you all right oh yeah i'll i'll i'll survive are you gonna i mean you realize that telling somebody that you have an std on a first date could be a turnoff

right you sound kind of shocked still. I realize that. But at least I don't have herpes. Good point! You got something that can go away with some penicillin or whatever. You know what? I think we can all say that today. At least we don't have herpes.

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