Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Now You See Em, Now You Don't

Episode Date: June 7, 2013

Have you ever been on a date with someone you met online and realized something wasn't quite right? Well it happened in today's Second Date Update! (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know, I've never had to do online dating, as I've mentioned before. You know. Yeah, because you just get girls too drunk. Naturally. But what I've heard rumors are that sometimes you meet someone online and then you meet up with them and they're not exactly who you thought they were. Strange. Weird, right? People misrepresent themselves? Yeah.

All the people that I meet in Craigslist are always exactly the same as what their casual encounter ad says. Like, it gets straight to the point. And I know what I'm getting when I show up. Yeah. Stacey met a guy named Tyler online. In her email, it says that he turned out to be different than I thought when we met in person. Uh-oh. In a good way, though. Right, Stacey?

Yeah, he was really great. Huh. How so? Well, he was cuter in person. And he made me laugh a lot. I just remember feeling really comfortable with him instantly. Okay, and how long had you guys been talking online before you

met in person? Two weeks. Two weeks? Okay. So you felt like you kind of knew him a little bit. What did you guys do on the date? We went out to dinner and we couldn't decide what to order when we got to the table. So we got two different things and shared them and that seemed really cute and

comfortable and fun. You didn't, like, feed each other or anything, did you? No. You didn't, like, baby bird him, did you? Because that's what I do on my dates, and they dig it. Let me tell you that. Gents, you can use that in future dates. You're the elderly center.

What did you guys do after dinner? Well, after dinner, I invited him back to my place. And we didn't have dessert at the restaurant, so I offered to make him dessert. So I went into the kitchen, and when I came back, he was just really different. He was kind of cold.

And, yeah, he was there for about 10 minutes, and he told me that he had to go home and feed his dog. That he had to go feed his dog? That's like the girls, I have to go wash my hair. No, but I have a dog. That really happens sometimes. It does.

I'm serious. I'm serious. Sometimes you forget, like, oh, crap, it's been six hours. Dogs are fine. They're good. So he left to feed his dog, and did you guys kiss or anything? We kissed on the cheek. Ooh, steamy.

What was your goal of bringing him back to your place? I didn't want it to go too far because I like to take it a little slow myself. But, you know, I was really having a great time with him. And then I wanted to see how he would feel in my space, have some dessert. Right. You just get him into your space and see how everything works. I get it. He's not a sofa. Stacey, do you think that, you know,

maybe he got the wrong impression by you inviting him back, that you wanted to do more than just spend time together? I don't think so, because he was really into it. And it wasn't until I left him alone in the kitchen that his energy changed. Do you have anything weird in your place that he could have seen? I don't think so.

Come on, we have heard some weird stuff like feces on a wall, samurai swords, Justin Bieber posters. We've done a lot of these second dates. I mean, I have some seashell art, but I don't think that that would be so off-putting that he would leave. Yeah, I don't think seashell. He's just mad about that. This is disgusting. I hate the beach. I have to go to the Museum of Modern Art just to cleanse myself of your ridiculous tastes.

Hopefully that's not it. All right, well, we'll call them after this. Play a song. Come back. Get your second date update. Okay? Okay, great. All right.

Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. It's interesting to me how many of these second date updates we do where people go to someone's house and then split really quickly. You know, because again, like anytime I've invited someone over to my house, they usually always stay.

Again, because they're blocked out and can't go anywhere. It's your second update. Yeah, that too. We've got Stacy on the phone with us. Stacy went out with a guy named Tyler. She met online. She was pleasantly surprised when she met him. They had dinner, went back to her place for about

15 minutes, and then he seemed kind of strange, said he had to go feed his dog, and left. Stacey, how many times have you tried to get a hold of him? I didn't ask you that earlier. You know, I emailed him once, and I called him once, and that's it. Okay. Did you ask for a picture of his dog as proof that he really has a dog? Yeah. No, but I probably should have.

And also called him a liar in your email. That usually helps. All right. I'm going to call him right now, see if we can get him on the phone and get your second date update, okay? Thank you. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Tyler, please? Yep, jim hey dude how are you this is jubel from brook and jubel in the morning i'm moving 92.5 hey uh what's up what's going on not much how

you doing good big fan of your show why are calling? You recently went out on a date with a friend of mine. Her name's Stacy. Uh-huh. She said you guys had a really good time, but you're not calling her back. Pretty much, I just wanted to call and ask why. Yes. You remember you met her online? I mean, she's cute.

She's a cute girl, you know, but she just wasn't what I was expecting. Does she not look like her picture? No, she, yeah. You sounded a little hesitant there. It's complicated. Is that what it is? Does she not look like her picture where her picture is like, you know, I don't know, you know, some people take pictures really close

and they don't want to show their whole body. Or use ones from like four years ago. She's smoking in the pictures. She looks awesome. And then we go to dinner and I don't know how to say this. Her boobs were weird. What do you mean

her boobs were weird? She had like one like really big boob. She had like a bad boob job i know women in general there's like a boob that's bigger i know that but this boob was like there was like considerable difference you're talking like you're talking like a cup to c cup like a cup on one side i don't know it was like a cup to droopy b cup okay Oh! Okay, you guys, come on.

She had a lazy boob? I just like that Brooke and I were confused by this, and then immediately both the men in the room understood, and they were like, oh, yeah. One of those. We've encountered one back and the other. Come on. Why would you go back to somebody's house?

Like, what? You're not attracted to one lazy boob? Big deal. I went back to her place, because I will be completely honest with you, I was quite intrigued. I kind of wanted to know what that boob looked like. She was really into me, and I thought maybe I could see the boob. You wanted to see her boobs non-sexually.

Nice. I wanted to see the boob. So why did you leave after 10 minutes? Oh, my God. Well, now, here's the thing. She's like, hey, do you want some dessert? And I was like, yeah, I'm going to see the boob. And then she comes back, and she doesn't have any boob.

What? What? She's completely, like, she's flat-chested. Like, no boobs. She must have, like, she stuffed her bra very, very poorly. She probably had-chested. No boobs. She must have stuffed her bra very poorly. She probably had cutlets in. Like chicken cutlets? All of a sudden, I felt like I'm in high school.

It was weird. She went from big boobs in the picture to droopy boob at dinner, and then at the very end, she had no boobs. Tyler, does it really bug you size-wise, or does it more bug you the fact that they kept changing? You just didn't know what to expect next. To be honest, I like all boobs, which is why I wanted to look at the doobie boobs. I just felt like she was lying to me. You know what I mean?

I don't want to go out like, what am I going to do? Who knows? What else is she lying about? Tyler? Tyler? Hey, Tyler? Tyler? Oh, I love this part. I should let you know now that Stacy's actually on the line and heard everything that you just said. Oh, s***.

You have disgust me. I think most women who are about my size use enhancements. I really... It's shallow. How do I know that you work where you said you work? How do I know? Really? I just don't know.

Really? That's a ridiculous argument. Hold on. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did I look like my picture whenever you went out with me? No. I didn't look like my picture. Shut up.

I don't want to hear anything else you have to say.. I don't want to hear anything you have to say. I really don't want to hear you talk anymore. Stacey, Stacey, can I ask, because I have very small boobs, like you need a microscope to see them. Do you feel really insecure about them? Is this something that you do on every date? I like small boobs. This isn't about boobs. I know, Tyler.

You just don't like lazy ones. Yeah. I like lazy ones. I was going back to see the about boobs. I know, Tyler. You just don't like lazy ones. Yeah. I like lazy ones. I was going back to see the lazy boobs. But it's not lying. I don't like being lied to. That's like saying

changing your hair color is lying. Yeah, or like wearing heels. Like, she's, you know, maybe six inches taller. I will say this. Women, there are a lot of things that women

can wear to change their bodies when they go out on a date. And by the time you get them home and undressed, you're with, like, a 42-year-old dude. You just have to, you have to know that out on a date. And by the time you get them home and undressed, you're with, like, a 42-year-old dude. You just have to know that going into a date.

There's lots of stuff out there like that, but I don't consider that lying. Yeah, and we all thank Spanx for that. Yeah. So you really consider it lying, Tyler? It felt like a lie to me. I hope you find some brawler hippie to make you happy, all right? Because that's the only person who you're going to find that isn't, quote-unquote, lying to you. You were wearing a bra that was making your boobs look weird.

You legitimately had one giant boob and one small boob. They don't sell those bras in the store. You were really exaggerating. You're exaggerating. Who is the liar now? I'm hanging up. I'm done with this. I don't want to hear any more of it.

Goodbye. You're not stuffing your brow correctly, and then all of a sudden your boobs disappear. You're some boob magician, and I don't want to hear someone that's going to lie to me. Tyler, some boob musician. Hey, Tyler. Tyler, Stacy hung up on us. She's not there anymore. Oh, no. Thank you for, you know, at least letting us know why you's not there anymore. Oh, no.

Thank you for, you know, at least letting us know why you didn't want to go out with her. Yeah, no problem. I was hoping. At the end of these, we always ask people to go out on a second date. I was hoping we could do that for you. I would have probably gone out with her. And to be honest, I honestly like to see which boob is bigger. You just want to see the lazy boob, that's all.

Broken Jubal in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you.

Someone else will, too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline's CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show.

Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.