Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: O Snap!

Episode Date: May 29, 2015

Today's Second Date Update features a guy who's sort of an Underdog. He hasn't been on a real first date in six years and he feels like he blew his chances with a girl he just met.... He's a little nervous to even be on the air with us. But we'll try to help him out in the Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Join In The Loop, Seattle's brand new activities club just for singles. Go to InTheLoopSingles.com today. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. You know that you had a successful date when at the end of the date, you drop her off and you text her and say, hey, we should totally go out again sometime. I had so much fun.

And then she texts you back and says, hey, please never text me again. That's how you know that you have had yourself a successful first date. Oh, man. And that's apparently what happened to Dave, who is on the phone with us right now. He wants to do a second date update to a girl named Hannah. What happened, Dave? I don't know, man. I'm really confused by what was going on.

Your email said that at the end of your date, you texted her and said, I'd love to see you again, and she texted you back and said, don't ever text me again. You don't know what went wrong on your date? I really don't. I was a little nervous.

That could be it, but I really don't know what happened. How could you possibly think that doing a second date is a good idea then if she said never talk to me again? You know, just to show her, you know, I was just

nervous and I'm really a cooler person than she may think I am. I think another shot and I might get it. Okay, so you just want to basically call up and beg her for a second date when you know she's not interested. When you put it like that. It doesn't sound desperate at all.

Why don't you tell us a little bit about your date? Well, I just got out of a long relationship, and a friend of a friend told me that this girl, Hannah, she just got out of a long relationship, too. And I checked her out on Facebook, and she seemed pretty cool. And the date got set up, and we went out. I might have been a little shaky, a little jittery, because, you know, it's my first date after so long. Did you talk about how you had just gotten out of a long relationship a lot? I might have referenced it once or twice, but I don't think it was that much. But you didn't sit across the table from her and go, oh, you remind me so much of my ex.

We used to have so much fun together. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. We laugh and joke, but that has happened on second date updates. That is a real struggle out there. It is hard, you know, after being with someone for so long and trying to start over. But I made an active effort to just be focused on her. How was the conversation on the date? It was pretty good. It was light. I might've been talking a little bit of a higher register when I get nervous, my voice kind of changes and raises. So I talk a little jittery. I'm a little nervous right now calling into you guys. It's a little hard. I'm not a good public speaker.

What do you think if you're giving a speech to this woman? When you get to know new people, you know how hard it is to make that connection. And it takes a little bit of work in trying to figure out how to say things the right way. But you must have done something, though, to make her angry to give you a response like that right after the date. Don't you think? All I know is at one point I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, things were totally different.

What do you mean it was different? Like, before I went to the bathroom, you know, we were talking, laughing, she was making jokes, and we were having a good time. But when I came back from the bathroom, she was just cold and distant. Like a completely different person? Yeah, it was like a personality change. It was like she was replaced with a robot.

Maybe she's possessed by a demon. Oh, yeah, that should be your automatic jump to conclusion there. She sounds like a crazy person to me. Did you spend, like, an uncomfortable amount of time in the bathroom? I don't think so. I don't like what you're implying. You were there for 45 minutes.

Maybe things got weird. I don't know. I was nervous before him, but when I came back and she was totally silent, I got more nervous. I got shaky. I was trying to really force the conversation and my voice got really high. I got more nervous. I got shaky. I was trying to really force the conversation, and my voice got really high. It felt so uncomfortable. How long after you came back from the bathroom did the date continue?

Five minutes, maybe. That's it? Yeah, it wasn't that long. It was awkward for like a minute, and then she told me she had to go. Do you know, is she over her ex because you said they were together a long time? I don't know it didn't come up much in the conversation I mean like if I was on a date and like my ex-boyfriend texted me it definitely changed my mood Yeah, but you wouldn't say never call me again. You wouldn't yeah, you might be like I'm kind of busy We can't go out again. Not like, hey, you're an a-hole, don't ever contact me. I want to know why.

Just the finality of it. That's all I want. I just want to know why. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and find out why she hates you. I hope she doesn't hate me. We'll get your second date update right after this. Thank you. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update. Dave is on the phone with us right now. We're about to call a girl named Hannah who he went out on a date with. We know that Hannah doesn't like Dave very much at all. But what we don't know is why she doesn't like him. Apparently the date was going fine. And then at some point he got up to go to the bathroom, came back, and she was very cold.

The date ended shortly after that. He even texted her after the date was like, we should totally hang out again. And she texted him back saying, don't ever text me again. That's so mean to laugh. Dave, I think I figured out why she might be mad at you. Really? You know, that's so mean to laugh. Dave, I think I figured out why she might be mad at you. Really? Yeah.

I think the mistake you made was you didn't invite her to the bathroom with you. That's a little trick that not a lot of guys know. Chicks dig it when you look at them across the table. Hey, I got to go to the bathroom. You want to come with me and do stuff? What are we going to do? Hold it for you while you go? Sure.

Whatever you want to do. I said do stuff. It could be anything. So maybe she's upset because you didn't invite her to the bathroom with you. I don't think so, dude. Okay, I'm going to dial her phone number right now. You ready? I'm ready. Okay, here we go.

Oh, fancy. You have a nice ringtone. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Hannah, please? This is Hannah. Hey, Hannah, how you doing? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Okay.

How are you today? I'm fine. I'm calling you because we recently got an email from someone who listens to our show asking if we could get you on the phone Okay His name is Dave and you two recently

went out on a date I don't quite understand It's a segment we do on our show called the second date update and that's why Dave emailed us. Ah. And Dave told us a little bit about your date and how at the end of it he texted you saying you should hang out again, and you told him you never wanted to talk to him again, essentially. That's correct, yes.

Do you have a few minutes to talk to us? Because Dave really wants to know what he did wrong. Can you tell us what happened? I kind of thought he would have figured it out by now. Oh, really? So he should know how he screwed up? He really should. He told us, we talked to him about your date, and he said that everything seemed fine

and that you two were hitting it off. And then he says he went to the bathroom and came back and you seemed very cold and distant, and then the date ended shortly after that. Yes, it did um he kept saying how nervous and shy he was but i got a feeling after he went to the bathroom that he's not always that way whoa what do you mean did you was he making like weird noises in there or something i mean that would have been even better, but everything was going fine. He'd excuse himself, and as I was sitting there, I got a Snapchat message from him. He was Snapchatting you from the bathroom.

What? Right? That was a little odd in the first place. Okay. But I don't think that he meant to Snapchat me. What do you mean by that? I think he meant to send it to a friend or a group of friends, and I accidentally got included. What?

What did he say? Well, understand I'm sitting at a table in a restaurant, and I open this video, and as it starts playing, there he is with urinals behind him. And he says, hey, guys, in the middle of this date, and this guy's about to bang his first in years. No, he did not. Are you serious? Oh, I'm serious. And it didn't stop. He kept going.

That is cool. I mean, when we talked to him, he sounded like the most conservative, nervous dude on the planet. Yeah, and maybe one of his faces, but he's definitely got two sides to him. What else did he say in his Snapchats? The next one was something like, is she shitting down there? I'll report back later because this guy is getting some. Oh, my God.

Wow. No wonder you were annoyed when he came back. Yeah. You should have just snapped him back, been like, hey, don't come back to the table. I'm leaving. Honestly, I could not believe when I was watching the video and trying to remember that this was the sweet guy that was sitting across from the table telling me how nervous he was. Then I see this video, and I literally, I wanted to get up and run. I can't believe you didn't unleash on him when he came back to the table.

I was so shocked. I didn't even know what to do. I looked up, and he was walking out. Yeah. Just stabbed him with your butter knife when he came back. Exactly where I would have gone with it. I've never used Snapchat before. Is it that obvious to make that big of a mistake and not realize you're sending it to someone? Actually, it is because there's a lot of recent.

So you can accidentally click on the last person that you sent. I wonder if that's what he did. Yeah, so who knows how many people he sent that to. So you think it was just him bragging to his friends about something that he thought was going to happen? I have no idea what would possess anybody to send something like that. I don't think he has any idea that he sent that Snapchat to you. I have no idea what would possess anybody to send something like that. I don't think he has any idea that he sent that Snapchat to you. There's no way.

Maybe he needs to learn how to use Snapchat better. Maybe. Seriously. I'd love to find out if he knows that he sent that Snapchat to you. Yeah, I don't really care.

I don't ever really want to talk to him again. That's too bad because, Hannah, he's actually on the other line listening right now. Seriously? If he hasn't hung up yet.

Dave, are you there? Oh my... Dave, you're an idiot. Seriously, you're out on a nice date and you decide to go to the bathroom and call your date a... and send stuff like that to your friend? Honestly. I wasn't being serious i'm so sorry you weren't being serious what did your friends think what happened well

yeah i'm gonna go out with this guy again and i'm gonna meet your friends who got this video i don't think so come on i'm so sorry i did not mean to do that. I'm sure you didn't, but you did. You did do it. Yeah, it's a tough place to come back from when you call your date a ho. And then talk about it if you're going to discover if her nether regions are sh** or not, you know? There's something he will never find out. It was just me messaging my friends. It was just boys being boys.

I really didn't mean anything by it. Oh, boys being boys. But you obviously sent it to more than just your boys because I got it. Yeah, what were you sending it to your whole contact list, Dave? My story? I didn't mean to. I meant to just send it to a few friends. Do you always call your dates a hoot when you're talking to your buddies?

I mean, I think that's the real problem here. No, God no. I was only joking. I haven't been out on a date in six years. I wonder why. I really don't think you're a hoot. It doesn't matter if you're shitting or not. If you are, that's great.

Oh, my God. I really don't care what you meant or didn't mean. The fact that you said this out, there's nothing you can do to change that. You know, Hannah, I promise if you gave me one chance, I can prove that I'm not that guy. I'm really not that guy. You are that guy. Yeah. No, I think, Dave, you are that guy because you did it. But I would still love to ask Hannah if she will go out with Dave on a second date Hannah we will pay for it It's not going to happen Dave Not now not ever

This isn't sexy I'm over it Please just one more chance Stop Oh my gosh seriously Alright well Hannah Thank you for your time And I appreciate you staying on with us Just stop. Just stop. Oh, my gosh. Seriously. All right. Well, Hannah, thank you for your time, and I appreciate you staying on with us and telling us what happened. You're welcome.

Also, I would like to answer his question, though, Hannah. And which question is that? The sh**ing thing. Disgusting. Oh, my gosh. You and Dave should get along just fine. Broken Jubal in the morning. Just got a text message in at 78592.

It says, my friend accidentally Snapchatted his junk to his whole contact list. Shut up. When he meant to send it to his girlfriend. Oh my God, that's so amazing. How much would you pay to accidentally get one of those sent to you? It would be amazing if all of a sudden I opened up a friend's Snapchat and it was that. They would never hear the end of it. Why did they text that in? Well, because in case you missed the second date update, Dave wanted us to call this girl named Hannah

because she wasn't calling him back after their date. Actually, she was pretty blunt that she never wanted to see him again. Dave went to the bathroom during their date, sent a Snapchat to his friends saying like, I'm totally going to nail her right after, you know, things like that. And he accidentally sent it to Hannah, who was sitting at the table, got the text that he or the Snapchat that he had sent from the bathroom and decided that she didn't want to go out with him again. Yeah, because he was like an undercover douchebag.

Like he was playing nice guy the whole time. And in reality, oh, you're that guy. No, no, no, no. I think he is a nice guy. And he was excited just trying to show off to his friends, and it made him look like a bad guy. Yeah, it says one guy who always refers to his dates as sleuths. Yeah, well, they know they're sleuths, Brooke. The only thing that we did learn is make sure you check your Snapchats or text messages a couple of times before you send it. Only send that type of stuff to the people you want to send it to and not the person that you're out on a date with because it won't end well for you.

All right. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show. Brooke and Jubal at moving nine to five dot com. We will call the person who didn't call you back. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now.

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Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. Listen to the Good Moms, Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday. On the Black Effect Podcast Network, the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived

most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. I had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.