Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Pillow Preggo

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

How should you react if you show up to a date and the person doesn’t look like their profile picture? That recently happened to one of our listeners and you won’t believe what she did to get revenge with him during dinner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Tood. What? A little attitude. Okay. A little spice. A little feistiness, you know. Not too feisty, obviously. Not like, go fight that guy for me.

Not scary. But just a little bit of cayenne on that macaroni. I know. You know, because that feistiness tells us something. It tells us something it tells us you're passionate and you're probably into some freaky stuff yeah lady in the streets freaking the sheets yeah we love it okay the cliche and i have a feeling that the girl on the phone today for a second date update is definitely a little freaky because of what

she ended up doing on her first date okay youaky or crazy? I'm intrigued. Let's find out. Her name is Rebecca. Rebecca, you a freak, huh? A big one. Oh, yeah. I like a woman who will own that. I'm just messing around with you. Tell us about the guy that you went out with. What's his name?

His name is James. Oh, you do sound feisty. Where'd you meet James? We met on his dating app. Okay. What'd you like about him? Well met on his dating app. Okay. What'd you like about him? Well, in his picture, he looked pretty hot. I mean, he was muscular.

He just looked like he could do some things. Freakalicious. All right. So what'd you and James do on your date? We went to this little diner. Okay. And I was there first. I kind of like to do that.

Why? Because if I don't like what I see, I normally kind of just leave. Oh, shut up. You sneak out the back door. Wow. Well, I don't really have to sneak too much. I already have my shades and stuff for me incognito. I see you in like a wig with one of those fake noses sitting at a bar

counter deciding whether or not to take it all off or just to stay low. Yes. So with James, you decided to stick around. Yes. So with James, I noticed him come in and he looked a little different than his pictures in a good way or you know like he looked like a whole lot different like maybe about 50 pounds bigger than his picture but that was okay with you apparently that was absolutely not okay with me I mean okay so wait what did you

do initially my first thought was run for the hills because he's such a liar. Why would he? I mean, don't lie. It's online dating. We're going to meet. I mean, I guess at some point you changed your mind and introduced yourself. I mean, yes. So at one point, like I said, I was thinking I'm out of here.

Then I thought, you know what? I'm going to go back. I'm going to just let him know that this is horrible. You shouldn't do people this way. Oh, you're going to tell him off. I was definitely, that was my first thought. Then I looked next door and there was this furniture place. And I'm like, let me go over here really quick. And I ended up buying a pillow. Wait, what is going on? Hold on, hold on, hold on. You ditch the guy. You decide to go back.

In the middle, you get distracted. Wait, listen, listen. This is important. You got to hear me out. So I went about the pillow, and I actually put it inside of my shirt because I wanted to go back to show him, like, hey, I'm not who I said I am either. So you put a pillow in your shirt to make it look like you're big or pregnant or something in the middle.

All right. So you're getting even with him for not showing who he really was in his picture. Exactly. I want him to see what that looks like. Okay. Yeah. This is some freak stuff. I'm telling you.

This is more funny. So how did that work out? Oh, my goodness. The moment I came up, he acted like it was just okay. Like, hey, how are you? And I'm like, what the heck is going on? Wait, what? He's a nice guy.

He's like, sure, you look like you got a square stomach, but that's fine. He looks comfortable. I mean, he ended up being so cool. I mean, so kind. He was compassionate. He was asking, are you okay? Do you need anything else? How about can I get you another dessert?

And I'm like, I'm going to eat that up now. Wow. And the whole time you're sitting there with a pillow in your shirt? This is crazy. He thought I was pregnant the whole time. And I just rode with it the whole night because, you know, hey. I would be worried that he's, like, cool with going out with a pregnant chick all of a sudden. There's nothing wrong with going out with a pregnant chick.

Did he ever address it? Did he ever say anything about it? No, he was just so kind. When are you due? What are you having? And I was like, oh, man. Did you make stuff up? You were outright lying.

Listen, I just couldn't tell him the truth. And the baby's name is Fred. Oh, my gosh. The, I just couldn't tell him the truth. And the baby's name is Fred. Oh, my God. The Tempur-Pedic baby. Yeah. So wait, what do you want to do? I mean, he's not calling you back, right? He keeps calling. He's wondering how I'm feeling, how I'm doing. When are we going to hang out? Oh, he is calling. And I just don't know, guys. I don't know what to do. I need your help here because I want to hang out. I enjoyed him afterwards. He's great.

And I'm like, do I tell him the truth like I have to? Do you have to tell him all the truth? Because the whole truth is like, hey, you're really fat, and I was going to show you how much that sucks by putting a pillow in my belly, and now you think I'm pregnant. I think your best bet is to actually go out and get pregnant for real and then you're not lying anymore. That's a long play.

You got to wait a little while and he's going to be like, wait, are you, you're still pregnant? Nine months later. It's a 14 month pregnancy. Yeah. He's even asking me like, if you don't have anyone to be in the delivery room, I'll be there for you. And I'm like, oh my God. Okay.

Listen, you do not want to put a man who thinks a pillow is a pregnant belly in a delivery room. He's a little uneducated. I'm just letting you know. Well, he does sound like a nice guy. He does. He does. I really want to talk to him. I really do.

Okay. All right. Well, we're going to find out if we can help you. We're going to play a song, come back, and get your second date update right after this, okay? Okay. Thank you. All right. all right hold on 92.5 second date update if you're just tuning in we're on the phone with rebecca and rebecca is expecting a brand new 100 goose down snuggle soft bundle of joy queen size i hear no she needs a second date update but this one's a little bit different than what we normally do because normally we call people when someone's being completely ignored after a date but rebecca has been getting calls and texts from james

she's just not answering any of them because she feels bad about what she did as she should if you didn't know she stuffed a pillow under her shirt and pretended to be pregnant during their date and she only did that because when he showed up he seemed a little heavier than his profile pictures but now rebecca wants to make things right and get another date rebecca how do you want to handle this exactly do you want me to tell him that you faked your pregnancy or do you want to deliver that news? Deliver? I get it. No. That's dumb. I feel so guilty about doing that, you know?

I mean, now just looking back at it, it was such a petty mistake. It was. And you do want to date, right? You're not just using this just to, I don't know, clear your conscience. Yes, I do. I mean, if this is going to go on, if this is a potential partner, then I don't want to go in line. Okay. So you're going to tell him that it was not a real pregnancy. I don't have to do that for you, right? Right. Okay, good. Because I've already done way too

many fake pregnancy announcements this week. I need a break personally. But let's call James for you. Okay, you ready? I'm definitely going to do my best. Like, I'm so nervous. Yeah. You'll be okay. Yeah, just breathe. Breathe through it, and we'll get through it together, okay? Here we go.

We're going to call James. Okay. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to James, please yeah who's this hey this is young jeffrey from brooke and jeffrey in the morning you have a moment to talk um yeah i guess i promise we're we're harmless well except for bro Yeah, she's scary, but. Hi, James. Hi, Ben. I mean, what's going on?

Why y'all calling me? Well, we do a thing on our show called the Second Date Update. Have you ever heard of that before? Yeah, I've heard of those before. Okay. Just in case, that's where if you go out on a date with someone and then get ghosted, we'll call that person for you and find out why. But your situation is a little bit different because you actually are calling this girl back.

What? This is so weird. It is weird. This is a weird one. I mean, more weird than normal. So do you remember going out with a woman recently named Rebecca? Yeah, I know Rebecca. So she reached out to us and really wanted us to call you. I was like, that's great because I call her and she don't really, you know, answer.

Yeah, it would be confusing that she would call us instead of just calling you back. I could see where that gets weird. Here's the deal, James. Rebecca wanted to let you know that she delivered and it's actually quads. What? And two and a half of them are yours. Shut up. That can't be true.

I didn't even hear it. No, that is not true, James. James, did you like Rebecca a lot? Yeah, she was cool, man. She had a great vibe. She was a real genuine person. You know, she said a lot of really kind things about you, especially about how gracious you were about thinking

about the pregnancy and things. Yeah. I definitely wasn't expecting that. You don't swipe on somebody expecting them to be pregnant. That's a little confusing. Did anything seem weird about the situation to you? I mean, outside of her being pregnant?

Yeah, no. Did anything seem weird about that? Is that not weird enough? It could be weirder. I mean, nah, she was a dope soul, so I enjoyed my time with her. Rebecca is a dope soul. Dude, that is actually a really awesome compliment. Yeah, we can tell already. You don't meet a lot of dope souls these days.

But here's the thing. Rebecca set this whole thing up because she really wants to talk with you. But she's been really nervous about it. About the dessert thing? About the dessert. What about the dessert? I felt bad after the date because I felt like I was trying to be over nice, I guess. And because she was pregnant, I'm like, well, maybe she wants two desserts.

One for her and one for the baby. That's right. You are a good man, James. That is exactly what a pregnant woman wants. I'm like, well, maybe she wants two desserts, one for her and one for the baby. That's right. You are a good man, James. That is exactly what a pregnant woman wants. I like it, dude. That's why I tried to buy her two desserts. And maybe I might have put her off or something like that. No, no.

I don't think that's it. But after this, no matter what happens, the whole show wants to go out with you and eat for sure. Because you sound awesome. I look pregnant. Buy me dessert. Let's do it. But here's the thing. Rebecca really does want to talk to you, awesome. I look pregnant. Buy me dessert. Let's do it. But here's the thing. Rebecca really does want to talk to you,

but she's a little bit nervous about it. And she actually has been listening on the phone this whole time. What? And she has something she wants to tell you. You mean she's on the phone right now? Mm-hmm. Hi, James.

Hey. Hey, what's going on? Hi. Hi. Hey, what's going on? Hi. There's that smile. Wow, I've really been thinking about you. That's good to know. I mean, I've been trying to reach out to you. I didn't know if you weren't returning my calls, you know,

because maybe I upset you when I bought the two desserts. Maybe you thought I was calling you fat or something and you were just kind of shading me. I didn't know. No. The two desserts were fine. Thank you. All right, Ben. You didn't drop four babies, did you? Jim was kidding.

No. No, no. About that. All right. So I really, okay. It's hard. It's okay. So there's no baby.

I'm actually surrogate. I don't have the baby anymore. What? Rebecca, did you say surrogate? You're a surrogate? I really wasn't pregnant. Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So you weren't pregnant? I mean, I guess I'm not understanding. Who did I buy that second dessert for then? And you don't mean surrogate. You mean that you lied is what you mean. I lied about the surrogate just now. I lied about being pregnant. That was actually a pillow from a place next door to the diner that we were at.

Yeah. It was all a lie. Some people like fart when they lie. She makes up pregnancies when she lies. What would make you even lie about something like that? I mean, most people try to hide an actual pregnancy. You come in pretending to be pregnant? The opposite.

Okay, well, I saw you come into the restaurant, and you were actually much heavier than your pic said. And I was mad. I acted out of just anger and ego. So I went to get the pillow, came back, and then we spoke. And from that moment,

you were amazing to me and I got lost in the moment. Very lost. Yeah, so it wasn't a pregnancy. It was a pillow from next door that she stuffed up her shirt. She was trying to teach you some sort of weird lesson because she felt like you were lying

to her. So you sat with the pillow in your stomach the whole time? That's so weird. I mean, yes. Yes, I did that. I mean, I put on a little weight. It's not... Come on, now.

James, it's not a little weight. That wasn't a little weight. I mean, come on. Okay. I will say this i don't want it to become a thing i am so sorry and i actually want you to forgive me because i really like you i like you too i honestly think you dope you're a dope soul for real you still believe that after the whole pregnancy scare scare slash lie i mean i really don't mind that she's not pregnant.

I saw her calling me, you know, chunky because of my picture. Well, she feels bad about the whole thing, James. And she's really hoping that you'll forgive her. And she promises that she won't fake a pregnancy again until you're in a committed relationship. No more fake pregnancies? Well, at least not until you're definitely together and then it would actually count. But here's the thing. If you're willing to give her a second chance, we will pay for a date for the two of you.

As many desserts as you guys can handle. Oh, I'm eating both of them this time. No, I think that that was... Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want.

And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading

the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast.

Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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