Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Pocket Sized 3rd Wheel

Episode Date: March 25, 2013

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Moving 92.5. Brook and Jubal's Second Date Update. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email us, brookandjubal at moving925.com. We will call the person that didn't call you back. The email that we got in today is from a girl named Alex. I chose this email because it's kind of interesting. She said she wasn't crazy about the date, but she really liked the date. Wait, like the person?

Yeah. Alex? Yeah, I know. It's kind of weird. It wasn't my standard date, but I really liked him. I mean, I was definitely really into him. He had that kind of rugged look going on. I love that. Yeah. I'm with you, Alex. You're hot. I liked him. I mean, I was definitely really into him. He had that, like, kind of rugged look going on. I love that. Yeah.

I'm with you, Alex. You're hot. I liked it. Give me some body hair and a beard and let's talk. Stop pumping your chair. Why were the activities not up to your standard, Alex? Like, I'm a high-class chick. I love to go out to nice restaurants, wine, champagne, you know, wine and dine, those types of dates.

I'm going to go ahead and read into this for a second, Alex. You're a little high maintenance. No, I'm not. Oh, Alex, own it. Here's the thing. I know what I like, and I'm comfortable, and I'm confident. I know I have a lot to offer, so you want to go out with me, take me out in style. I don't think that's too much to ask.

So what did you guys do? What was not up to your standards? First of all, you had me meet him there, and I prefer to be picked up. Met you where, by the way? So what did you guys do? What was not up to your standards? Met you where, by the way? Met you where? What were you wearing? You know, one of those sexy little high-low dresses. Oh, no. Dude, that's bad on his part for sure of not warning you on what kind of attire you should be wearing.

Right? Thank you. Yeah, that's what I thought. But, I mean, I forgave him. It was fine because he was really sweet and we were having a lot of fun. I mean, who knew mini golf could be fun? Hobnobbing with the peasants and playing mini golf. Was that the end of the date?

Is that all you guys did? No, actually. We went down to the pier and took me to Ivers. Okay. And you know what that setup is. Like, you take your food, and you go, and, you know, go sit outside and everything. And once again, I looked kind of ridiculous in my heels I was rolling through the cracks practically but it ended up being kind of fun I just prefer not to do that type of a date again did the date end well you know we said our

goodbyes and we gave each other a hug and like we both said we had fun. Did you make plans to see him again? Not right there and then. Okay and how many times have you tried to contact him? Like three or four now. Okay. Do you foresee a problem if his personality is not the wine and dine type like if he is more of a mini golfer and a hiker? I mean we can do both like mean, the main thing that was so awkward about the mini golf is the way I was dressed. I was like peeking into the floor. Plus, Alex, doesn't mini golf just kind of smell poor? It does. You know?

It does always kind of smell like urine at mini golf courses. It does. Come on, mini golf's fun. I know. It is fun. I'm just giving Alex crap. Alex, I feel like you're the kind of girl that doesn't get this often. You don't get blown off very much, do you? No. I've never been blown off.

Can you think of any reason that he wouldn't be calling you back? What could you possibly think of? I mean, maybe it's the fact that I didn't give him a kiss at the end of the date. I mean, but that's not my style. Like, I'm not going to compromise myself. I don't do that on the first date. I just don't. All right.

We're going to play a song. Come right back. Call him and get your second date update, all right? Yeah, definitely, okay. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update.

Okay, Alex, are you ready to call Chris? Yeah, I am definitely ready. Let's do this. First of all, I apologize for leaving you on hold for those three minutes because I know a woman with your taste does not like to wait around for a man. All good. I'm just messing with you.

All right, just to refresh people's memory real quick, you went on a date with a guy named Chris. He took you mini-golfing, which isn't exactly your normal date because you like to be pampered. Yeah, and the fish house. Don't forget that we went to the fish house. And the fish house, yeah. And she wore stiletto heels because the guy didn't warn her about what her attire should be for the first date.

But she forgave him. You know? She got over it. We're going to call him right now. See if we can get him on the phone and get your second date update. And you still have no idea, now that you've had a chance to think about it, why he could possibly not be calling you back. I don't know. Like I said, the only thing I could think of is maybe that I was overdressed

or that I didn't kiss him on the first date. You promised you didn't whine about having to mini-golf, right? No, I really didn't. Okay. I just want to make sure. All right, I'm going to call him right now. Hang on. Hello?

Speak to Chris, please. This is Chris. Chris, what's up, man? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. How are you? I'm good. Any idea why we might be calling you? No.

What's up? Well, a girl named Alex emailed us about you. Do you remember going on a date with Alex? Yes. Who could possibly forget a date with Alex? Oh. All right. That memorable, huh?

She seemed, and I don't know if it's your thing or whatever, she seemed a little high maintenance to me. You could say something like that. But she said that she had a really good time on the date and that she really dug you. Well, what did she tell you about the date? She said that you told her to meet you at a mini golf place. Sure. She said that she wasn't prepared for it.

She was wearing like high heels and like a dress and stuff. And you played mini golf and then you went to Ivers to eat. Yeah. And at the end of the date, you guys just shared a dress and stuff. And you played mini golf, and then you went to Ivers to eat. Yeah. And at the end of the date, you guys just shared a hug and left. What did she say her dog thought of the date? Her dog? Did she not tell you about her dog? No. She brought one of those like pocketbook dogs with her named Fifi.

She brought her like purse dog with her? Yippie dog? Yeah. Like a Paris Hilton dog. Oh, my God. That's too much. I didn't know if I had to, you know, get the dog a putter or, you know, like. Chris, did she pay a lot of attention to it, like, more than to you?

Constantly asking the dog questions like it would respond in English. At one point, she, point she pointed out another dog down by the pier and was like, wouldn't you want to go on a date with that dog? And that was weird. So, Chris, have you never owned a dog before? No, I mean, I had a dog as a kid, but I certainly didn't bring him to

social events. Right. So it was the dog that did it for you. My dog did not come to prom with me. Hey, Alex? Yeah, hey. I don't see what the big deal about bringing Bebe along was. She comes with me everywhere.

You guys hadn't heard or listened to me that whole time? Yeah. You've heard the segment before. You should have known she was on the phone. Her dog is actually

on the other line. That's a good, yeah. Guys, don't count on D.C. She's such a sweetie. You don't see how bringing a dog is weird? No. It's like if you brought your kid that doesn't talk in your purse. Your mute kid with you.

It's the same thing. Alex. You can tell me about your dog on the date. That's fine, but... Alex, have you taken your dog on dates before? Yeah, she goes everywhere with me. Nobody else has had a problem with it. And those dates all went really well?

Yeah. I don't know what to say. I'm kind of shocked. I legitimately don't get this. Like you said, she's kind of like a person. At one point we were talking about kissing on the first date, and you were like, I don't get this. Like you said, she's kind of like a person. At one point we were talking about kissing on the first date and you were like, I don't kiss on the first date. But then you went, but Fifi kisses

on the first date, don't you Fifi? Did you really? Alex, did you really say that? Did you say that? Wow. Too far. Too far. You know what? I was interested in the first date and now... Chris, can I just ask if she would have told you she was bringing her dog,

would you have had a different reaction to it? I would have been more prepared, at least. Yeah, but I would have been more prepared to know where we were going as well, and I wouldn't have shown up in heels and a dress, ready, looking all sexy for a date that was at a golf course. It sounds like really bad communication on both parties' parts right now. Yeah, thank you. Would you feel differently if she had, like, a black lab that she took everywhere with

her instead of, like, a shih tzu? I don't know how you would carry that in your purse. Yeah. It would probably be worse, actually, if she had a huge, like, 200-pound dog with her. I just, I understand Alex's point. I love my dog. I mean, if I could take her everywhere with me, I totally would. You would take her on a first date.

But you don't, do you? But you don't. But I don't. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, but nobody's had anything any of the places we went. It wasn't a problem. I've never had a problem. Fifi's so cute that I can take her anywhere. Nobody's had anything. My dog is different from everybody else's dog. Alright, you guys.

We'll pay for you guys to go on a second date if you'd like to. Will you also pay for the dog's meal? Sure. I'll send some biscuits with you guys. Alex,

do you want to go out with him again? You called us about it and you said just a second ago you're not sure now. Do you want to go out with him again still? I don't know now.

I mean, if you have that much of a problem with species, then maybe there is nowhere this could have gone. I mean, I really have that much of a problem with CP, then maybe there is nowhere this could have gone. I mean, I really had fun, but I'm a little concerned that you aren't really accepting of CP, so I don't know. Okay, so she doesn't know. Chris, do you want to go on a second date with Alex? No, I'm good. I just don't think it'll really work out in the long run.

Oh, you're good. You're good. Okay, all right. I'm good, too. Well, Chris, thank you for. You're good. Okay, all right. I'm good, too. Ooh. Well, Chris, thank you for your time, man. Appreciate it. No problem. Have a good one. Alex, we'll let you go.

I'm sure you got plenty of Facebook photos of Fifi to upload this afternoon. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Ugh. We're so done

with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you.

Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial

goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert

Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.