Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Poodle Pals

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

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Second date update. We've got a girl on the phone for a second date update today. Her name is Celia, and in her email, she says her dog actually got her a date. What? Way to go, wing dog. It's pretty impressive. Celia, is that like a trick that you taught her? I wish.

That would be pretty impressive. Go fetch the hot guy. Go fetch him. Good girl. Good girl. Maybe your dog should start a matchmaking service. Oh would be pretty impressive. Go fetch the hot guy. Go fetch him. Good girl. Good girl. Maybe your dog should start a matchmaking service. Oh, that's genius. Plenty of woof.

Oh, I like that. Or wagger. What about wagger? That's a good one, too. You wagger. You brought her. You got to cut us in on these profits, Celia. I sure count on it.

I'm planning on making a lot. Okay. So tell us about how you met this guy, I'm assuming, that you went out with. Let's hope. Yeah. I don't know who your dog's matching you up with, So tell us about how you met this guy I'm assuming that you went out with. Yeah. I don't know who your dog's matching you up with. So tell us about it. Another guy. Okay. His name is Sean. And we met at the dog park. Okay. And before I even tell you about the date or anything with Sean, I have to tell you about my dog. Okay. She is so precious. Her name is Toby. Oh, I like that name. I know. She means everything to me.

I love her so much. And I take her to this park all the time. It's really close to my house. And yeah, she actually helped me to get a date because Toby's a poodle, to give context. And there was another poodle at the park. Oh, man. And those poodles are having like intense philosophical conversations because they're the smartest ones there obviously they're drinking

wine and eating cheese and all that stuff yeah classic and was the other poodle sean's poodle yeah okay all right yeah so the dogs hit it off first they were just playing and it was so cute we're both kind of standing by our dogs and we struck up a conversation. I figured out that they were both adopted. So we had this great conversation. Well, of course they're adopted. You didn't give birth to it. Our kids are getting along.

Maybe we should do something together too. Sweet little family. I like this. So were you outright hitting on him? I have a hard time assessing whether or not I'm being too forward or not. I hear you, girl. I hear you. But I was doing my best to be cool.

Okay. And he said that there was this new brewery that welcomes dogs. Awesome. And he was like, oh, you know, maybe we should go check it out. It wasn't like he said, would you go on a date with me? But it was implied. So we had this great time at the brewery. It was in an afternoon, though, so it wasn't like a formal evening date or anything like that.

It was really chill. I'm in marketing, and he's a mechanic, which I kind of wouldn't expect. A mechanic with a poodle. That's a weird combo. I don't think I've ever seen that out in the world before. Yeah, it was different. Surprising. That's what's exciting about people like that.

Like, there's a lot of layers to him that you want to find out about, right? He's a dog person. He's a mechanic, so he's got to be good with his hands. That's good news for you, Celia. Jeffrey, you're thinking ahead. Wow. I wasn't even thinking of that, but that's exciting. I do know a lot of mechanics personally, so trust me.

Oh, my gosh. I'm dead. This is going to work out well for you, Celia. How was the chemistry, Celia, between you two? It felt really good. I thought it was like it wasn't so serious that it was intimidating and overwhelming, but it wasn't so casual. It didn't feel like anything was there.

Right. And honestly, I started to feel a little bit tipsy because we were at a brewery, like we were drinking. So I stopped drinking and we just kind of remained chatting and sobering up for the rest of our time. And we had talked about meeting up again. And to be honest, like I was excited because both ourselves and our dogs seem to have a great time. And I'm just kind of disappointed because like he isn't responding to me and sometimes he'll send back his really brief exchanges and he'd mention like oh we could see each other at the park and he hasn't been at the park since our date and I don't know if that's on purpose but it's not like I'm stalking or anything but I've I've driven by a couple of times and I go

you know really often and he hasn't shown up I mean I'm or anything, but I've driven by a couple of times and I go, you know, really often and he hasn't shown up. I mean, I'm not stalking, but I have a pair of binoculars in my front seat. They just happen to be there. His break's at 2 p.m. every day. I don't know how I know that, but it's just. It's okay, Celia. I have definitely, you know, maybe crossed the line a couple of times into what could be considered. Checking in.

Checking in. Yeah, that's a good way to say it we've all been there so do you think that anything went wrong on the date that could give him a reason not to call you back i don't think so and i've totally been over analyzing this like since then i didn't know if there was somebody else in the picture i don't know if like there was something you didn't want me to know or like you said like i don't know if like there was something you didn't want me to know. Or like you said, like, I don't know if I came on too strong. I didn't think I did. No, I'm totally thinking that there's somebody else, too, just because you met at a dog park and he could innocently invite you to like be friends. And then in the middle of it, realize, oh, my God,

what did I just do? How much did you talk about each other's dogs? Like, do you think maybe you went overboard on that? Because I have heard a lot of talk about Toby and not so much about Sean. Well, if you met Toby, you would understand. Alright, so there's a chance you may have overshared. I don't know. He is a poodle too. I feel like people with poodles

are pretty, like, I don't want to use the word crazy because you're on the phone with us, but, you know, like obsessed with their dog all right well let's find out how poodle crazy sean is okay because we're gonna play a song we'll come back and then we'll call him and try and get you a second date update all right celia okay thank you okay hold on 92.5 second date update celia i don't want to jinx this but i feel really good about this second date update do you i do that's good i'm already visualizing yours and sean's wedding actually wow that's

okay you know i'm seeing it you say your vows you cut the cake and then it's time for the first Oh, my. You're just holding each other, slowly swaying back and forth. And some of their poodles. Oh, yeah. Won't be a dry eye or nose in the audience. Definitely, definitely unique. Sounds good to me. Sounds good to you. She's on board.

You are a crazy dog mom. If you're just tuning in, Celia met a fellow poodle owner named Sean at a dog park. Afterwards, they grabbed a drink together at a brewery that allows dogs there. And they had a really good time. But Celia decided to call it a night when she started feeling a bit tipsy. And ever since then, she hasn't been able to organize another meetup. Celia, you say that you're not stalking him at the dog park. But how many times have you actually reached out to Sean? organize another meetup. Celia, you say that you're not stalking him at the dog bark, but how

many times have you actually reached out to Sean? I mean, I wasn't counting, but probably like five. Okay. That means more, I feel like, the way you just said that. 25 sounds more accurate. But he responded to some of them. It's just that a date hasn't come out of it necessarily. Right. That makes sense. Like you said, it could be something really simple that he's kind of seeing somebody else and maybe it was in that in-between phase before you take it to a next level. I mean, who knows? I guess we will know soon.

Hopefully. There may have been a poodle that was hotter than Toby, so... Oh, that's impossible! Do not talk about Toby like that. Impossible. Alright. Well, we're going to find out. I'm going to dial the phone number right now and we're going to try and get you your second date, okay? Thank you. Alright, here's true. All right. Well, we're going to find out. I'm going to dial the phone number right now, and we're going to try and get you your second date, okay? Thank you. All right, here we go.

Hello? Hi, can I speak to Sean, please? Yeah, this is Tim. Hey, Sean, how you doing? This is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Alright. How can I help you? I'm doing something for our show called

A Second Date Update. Have you ever heard of that before? Yeah, yeah. One of my buddies who loves our show. Oh, cool. Tell your friend hi and thank you. Must not be the smartest guy. It's funny you say that. He's really not all that bright. Yeah, it makes sense.

That makes sense. Anyway, so let me explain how it works since you haven't listened yourself. The way that a second date update happens is when you go out with someone and they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll try and connect you with that person and figure out the reason

why. Okay. All right? And so you recently went out on a little date with a girl named Celia. Yeah. All right. Did you think of that as a date? I mean, you guys hung out at the brewery, she told us.

I mean, we were definitely hanging out. I don't know if it was a date. I guess it was kind of a date. Kind of a date. All right. Yeah. Well, not to put any pressure on this, but Celia really liked you when you hung out, and she feels like she's not getting those same vibes back.

I mean, I don't really know what to say, to be honest with you guys. I don't know. How are you feeling? I mean, did something change? Because she told us that you guys were at the't know well i mean did something change because she told us that you guys were at the dog park you bonded over your dogs and then you asked her to go get a drink at like a dog friendly brewery so it said i mean like you could see where her perspective was that you were into her yeah is that right yeah it's your fault so This is just so awkward. Did she totally misread you?

Is that what you're saying? I think she misread the situation a little bit. Basically, she kind of made a proposition, and that was kind of what killed it for me. What proposition did she make? I mean, you know, obviously we were drinking a little bit, you know, we were at the brewery, so maybe she was a little buzzed when she said this.

So basically, she's about to get her dog fixed. Okay. Right. And so she was wanting her dog to have an intimate experience before she got fixed. And so she thought that she could cook her dog up with my dog oh she was joking oh come on she was joking right that was a joke it was very straight faced i mean she was very serious about this like it wasn't a joke there was no laughing there wasn't a just kidding at the end of it okay why you know i totally that people, when people love their dogs,

you know, I love my dog, you know, and I, you know, want my dog to have amazing experiences too, but you're feeling like her dog doesn't live up to the expectations that you've set for your poodle. You want like a hotter dog. Yeah. I mean, I'll be like, I'll be honest with you guys. Like I just, I was a little turned off by like, I'm not just going to pimp my dog out. And she wasn't trying to like breed it to have puppies or anything like that you know but i feel kind of dirty so wait if she wasn't okay she's not trying to breed her dog to have puppies she's gonna go get the dog face i i'm still kind of like missing why she would want to do this like why is she trying to you know like i said she is getting her dog fixed and she wanted her dog to experience this intimate relationship with my dog. So it was like a bucket list item for her dog to not be a virgin.

Is that what you call it in the dog world? I don't even know. Well, did you ever tell Celia how you felt? I didn't tell her how I felt. But, you know, like I said, like I did feel kind of dirty. My dog isn't a prostitute. Here's the thing, Sean. Now is your opportunity to actually tell Celia how you feel because she's been on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

Are you serious? Come girl. Come talk. Okay. Sean, I don't really get why you're like offended by what I said. How can you not see where I'm coming from? Like, I'm not just going to let you use my dog. You know, how do I know that you didn't just like spot my dog and then decided to come up and talk to me, you know, and then kind of like, it didn't feel organic.

You know, after you said that. Are you overanalyzing this? Like, it's not that big of a deal. And it would be good for your dog. What? How do you know that? Have you ever known a man to like not have a good time? What?

What are you talking about? You're comparing men to dogs. I mean, Toby is wonderful. You know that. And she's never had that experience and i feel like it's my responsibility as her mom to help her and like she needs to live a full life yeah sean it's just two single poodles in the city doing what single poodles do let nature run its course i mean i know I know that, like, this is, you know, obviously hilarious, but my neighbors, they also had a poodle.

And my dog and that poodle got along really well. They spent a lot of time together. And so, you know, my dog formed a relationship with this poodle. And then this poodle just moved away. Aw. This could help him. Your poodle's still going through the heartbreak of the separation from the last relationship. I know you guys, you two are joking, but Sean, are you saying that you'd be okay with this if your poodle wasn't going through

an emotional breakup right now no that's not what i'm saying like i'm saying that my dog had a real relationship at one point you know and then for her to just bring toby into the picture and just like expect it to be forced like it's not organic people hook up like i don't understand why you can't let dogs hook up yeah but people don't force people to hook up i can't that is a point he has i sean i think i think you and celia have way more in common than you realize and if you take the dog relationship out of this, you two may be a good mating pair. Is that what you say? That's what I've been saying this whole time.

I mean, I'll be honest with you. I don't know how much alike we are because I would never prostitute my dog. You're not forcing the dog to do anything. It's an opportunity for Peanut to get to know Toby. It's literally an opportunity. They don't have to do anything. They just can if they want to. They could have done this at the dog park. It's an opportunity for Peanut to get to know Toby. It's literally an opportunity. They don't have to do anything. They just... That's nice. Not in front of everyone.

Oh my God. Yeah. Come on, Sean. This is the 21st century. Dogs are going to be promiscuous now. It's not like the olden days where they were set up and they weren't allowed to touch anything. Alright? What do you say, Sean? Why don't you let them give up that milk bone?

Oh, do I have to say what? Wait, are you asking them to go on another date? Are you asking for the dogs again? Honestly, I don't know what I'm asking. I think I'm just trying to get some, you know, hot dog action going. Okay, yeah. So just bear with me here. Hot dog. Yeah.

Hot dog action. Oh, God. If you agree to go out with Celia again, we will pay for the date. It's not like a prostitute thing. It's just for the date. You know, right now, I'm just going to have to say no just for right now. Because, you know, like I said, I'm feeling a lot of pressure from a lot of people to have her dog sleep with my dog. They don't have to just sleep together.

They could have foreplay. They could have a date. Yeah, they can cuddle in the dog bed afterwards. What do you say? I really honestly feel like you should say yes, Sean. I mean, you guys may be a match made in heaven. Yeah, I mean, like I said,

she was cool. I thought we had a lot of chemistry. That whole thing just really threw me off. And then now this is kind of throwing me off a little bit too. So I just feel like I need a little bit more time. But I'm not saying no. We tried, Celia. I'm sorry, Celia. No, don't be sorry.

He's going to think about it. I don't know. Her dog's going to be fixed by the time he makes a decision. It's going to be over. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists,

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