Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Pooper Scooper

Episode Date: April 1, 2020

This man went above and beyond, doing things NO GUY should have to do on a first date... and he still got ghosted! We call up his date to learn more, but there's a major PLOT TWIST, leading to a HEATED argument. Hear for yourself in the Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ruck and Jubels's Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for a second date update today said he went out with a girl that he met while playing a little game of pickleball. Oh, fun. Okay. It's been a while. A retired old dude? It's an old game. I don't know exactly what that is, but I definitely have an image in my head. So, Darren, out of the two of you, which one was holding the pickle?

No. That's not how it's played. Let's just say it was me. Oh, my God. He really doesn't know it. This is a fun game. Laugh afterwards. Can I sign up for this group?

Stop with the pickles, you guys. You guys are welcome to join. All right. Are you like an old, hardy man or something, Darren? Who plays pickleball? No, come on. How old do I sound? Do I sound that old?

No, you don't. 68? Sounds just right to me. So anyway, Darren, you met this girl while playing pickleball. What's her name? Andrea. Andrea? What's her name? Andrea. Andrea? What did you like about Andrea?

She's a very attractive girl. I got to say, the first thing I noticed about her were her eyebrows. What? I just find eyebrows very attractive in a woman. I think that is the first time I have ever heard that. You're an eyebrow man. I am. I am.

You know, I like them real, natural, you know, semi-bushy. Okay. So did you use that as your opening line with her? No, no, no. We got to know each other as friends by playing pickleball. Oh, okay. That's a great way to start something. That's how you met?

I didn't know if she was going to be into me or interested, so I took that chance. Good. How'd you do it i after a game that we lost i was like wow that was um that was a tough loss you know we gave it all but um can i have your number while she's vulnerable man smooth yeah get her at her low point that's smart i thought it was a great opportunity did you did you guys get to go out then that was the plan you know um i went up to her place i picked her up she seemed kind of like a fluster i asked her why and she told me when she got home early that day she was annoyed that there

was just poop everywhere in her neighborhood like you say hold on you say there was poop everywhere in your neighborhood yeah yeah like dog poop. You say there was poop everywhere in her neighborhood? Yeah, yeah, like dog poop, not like human poop, you know? Oh, okay. Oh, did you just do that? What neighborhood are you living in? A real crappy one. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. I mean, I can understand. Like, that is so annoying to me when people don't pick up after their dogs. Yeah, so she takes the bus on her way home and she walks

after she gets off and, you know, she sees all of that stuff and, you know she sees all that stuff and you know she gets very annoyed and i get it i'll be too yeah yeah how did that affect your guys's date well she seemed kind of flustered so i was like i'll help you out let's clean this up you know it'd be like a nice activity we can interact and get to know each other a little bit more as we as we pick up the poop okay that's a noble move for a guy to do for a girl. You're like her Prince Charming. You are a solutions guy, though.

Like, was she thankful for that? Well, at first she thought I was kidding, but I was like, no, come on, let's do it for real. Oh, wow. Even she didn't believe it. No, of course. Come on. Like, seriously, would you believe someone if they told you that? No.

I can't believe you even offered. Really? So is that what you guys did No. I can't believe you even offered. Really? So is that what you guys did on your date? That was part of it. We did that, and then we started talking. And we ended up staying at her place. We ordered pizza. We had a little bit of wine.

I hope you washed your hands. I know. I thought that, too. And, you know, she started telling me about her exes and stuff like that, how she hasn't had the best experience with guys. And at some point, she just came up and asked me, can I trust you? Oh, well, that's an important question. I mean, I wouldn't trust a guy that offers to go around cleaning up dog poop on a first date either.

It's a valid question. It is. I mean, and I totally, yeah, you can totally trust me. Here's my phone. Here's my password. Look through it. You know, I. Oh, wow. you can totally trust me. Here's my phone. Here's my password. Look through it. Oh, wow. That seems intense.

I mean, guys, I told you, I'm really interested in this girl. I think she's very special. And you don't think that that's a red flag that she would want to look through your phone on a first date? She didn't ask. I offer. I give her my phone and my password. I'm a good guy. There's nothing too high in that phone.

It totally came from a good place. She actually took you up on it she actually went through your phone she did she did she went through my phone she didn't find any red flags it doesn't feel healthy to me yeah that's weird i understand offering but the fact she actually did it i mean it's not like she looked through everything she just took a quick glimpse you know she was like oh who's that who's that yeah who's mom who is this who's mom? Who is this mom person? Yeah. She wasn't aggressive searching my phone. Nothing like that.

Okay. Yeah, that's good. So did, I mean, you're over at her house. You're drinking. You're eating pizza. You're looking through each other's phones. Did anything else happen? I didn't get a chance to look through her phone.

She just looked at mine. Oh, okay. Oh, well, that's not very fair. She did an offer. So I'm taking a leap of faith Over here Yeah Okay And it doesn't seem like

It panned out for you Because she's not calling you back Yeah I'm clueless at this point I just don't understand Why she won't call me back We had a great time I mean for heaven's sakes

I cleaned poop for her Yeah Totally I'm actually with you on this one Yeah You were friends before You did a good deed And you were super vulnerable I can tell you I would definitely call you back this one. You were friends before, you did a good deed, and you were super vulnerable.

I can tell you, I would definitely call you back if you cleaned up my poop. We're going to play a song, come back, and call Andrea for you right after this, okay? Thank you, guys. All right, hold on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning, second date update. Darren, I don't know if this chick deserves you. Wow, actually.

Honestly. I can see that. If you're just tuning in for today's Second Date Update, we're on the phone with Darren, who might be the most open, selfless, accommodating man in the history of dating. Well said. He recently went out with a woman named Andrea, and for their first date, he cleaned up all the dog poop in Andrea's neighborhood. Then he let her go through his entire cell phone just to show her that he's a trustworthy guy with nothing to hide. On the first date? Yeah not to show that she has

any back issues or anything. Yeah. No luggage there. Brooke doesn't even let her husband have a cell phone. It's incredible. Now, Darren, have you actually seen her at your pickleball group since your date happened? I've seen her about three times at the group. It's kind of like she doesn't pay attention to me. She doesn't want to talk to me. I don't know. I'm clueless

at the moment. It's been a while since I've been out with someone like that. She's so cool. Those amazing eyebrows. Oh, that's right. That's what it is. But, I mean, I will say it is kind of weird because they were friends before, right? For her to be totally avoiding you.

I mean, it's one thing to just be like, hey, I'm not that attracted to you. It's just not going to work out. She could easily friend zone you without any problems. Yeah. Yeah, no, she ghosted me. Yeah, it doesn't even seem like she wants you in the friend zone. But, in his defense, it's not bad enough where she just stopped playing pickleball, right? If it was super bad, she wouldn't.

She stopped talking to him. Yeah, that's worse. Yeah. It's worse that they're in the same place and she won't even acknowledge him anymore. Yeah, it's worse the fact that I got to see her and I'm just like invisible. Yeah. All right, Darren, well, we're going to get you some answers here. We're going to call Andrea and get your second date update. Are you ready? Let's do it. Yeah. All right, Darren. Well, we're going to get you some answers here. We're going to call Andrea and get your second date update.

Are you ready? Let's do it. Okay. Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Andrea, please? Hi, this is Andrea. Hi, Andrea.

My name is Young Jeffrey. I work on the radio show Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Um, who? Who, Young Jeffrey, or who, Brooke and Jubal? Both. Who are all of you?

Oh. Hi, Andrea. We're doing a segment on our show right now called The Second Date Update, and you're going to be the star of it. Um. It's where if you go out on a date with someone and they're not calling you back, we can give that person a call and try and figure out the reason why.

And why are you calling me? Well, because you recently went out with a guy named Darren. And so he's asked us to reach out to you. Well, if you talk to Darren, you can tell him to forget it. I'm never going to go out with him because he's a liar. What? A liar? Oh, my God.

I mean, I would love to know the details on that because if he's a liar, he's definitely got us fooled, too. He sounded like stand-up dude who respected you. Respect? Oh, my god. This is a man that went around your neighborhood cleaning up other people's dog poop for you. Seriously. I can't think of a better guy than that. Well it's obvious that he told you all the good things about himself but clearly he didn't tell you anything else. Yeah I guess that's why we're calling you. What did we miss? So we went out we fooled around you know like we went out. We fooled around.

You know, like we went back to my place and I asked him if he wanted to see other people. And he told me he wasn't interested in going out with anyone else right now. And he even showed me his phone and like that he wasn't texting other people. Yeah. He told us that he gave you his cell phone because he's a trustworthy guy and he wanted to show you that. That's what he made himself out to be, but I found out later that was not the case. Really? What'd you find out? So, like, three days

later, I see him out at a bar with another girl and they're laughing. And he's like rubbing her leg. Okay, wait, though. Slow down. You guys have been on one date. So what? He said he wasn't interested in anyone else, and clearly he was. But you weren't even calling him back. I mean, I...

Listen, honey, I don't have time for dogs. No dogs allowed. We fooled around, and that was it right there. Okay. No dogs allowed. I guess, I mean, that's a pretty hard stance. Yeah, just for seeing a guy out at a bar somewhere with someone else. I mean. He was obviously interested in her.

They were laughing. And he said he wasn't interested in anyone else. Okay. He was lying. You know, I could see where you would think he was, you know, a liar. Well, maybe we should ask Darren about this. Well, go for it. Go ask him.

I don't care. It's the truth. All right. Well, let's ask him right now. Darren, why were you rubbing some other girl's leg? And laughing. What? care. It's the truth. Alright, well let's ask him right now. Darren, why were you rubbing some other girl's leg? What? He's not on the phone. You're talking to me. Well, actually, he is

on the phone because he's been on the other line listening this entire time. Like a little dog. What the f***? Yeah. Sorry, Andrea. Hi, Andrea. That is a guilty high right there. You're the big brat.

I heard that. Did you just say hi to me? You just happened to be at that bar randomly? Yeah, and I saw you there. Did you follow me there after pickleball? No, I didn't have to. What is going on? You didn't have to?

What does that mean? I can see your location on my phone. What? What is happening? What? Wait. Oh, my God. Andrea, you can see your location on my phone. What? What is happening? What? Wait. Oh, my God. Andrew, you can see Darren's location?

Yes. I turned on share location to make sure I could trust him. Hold on. Oh, dang. Are you serious? Come on now. No, no, no, no. You didn't do that.

I trusted you with my phone, and you turned on my GPS so you can see where I'm at? You were sitting right there. Are you listening to yourself? You know how crazy that sounds? No, what's crazy is that you lied. phone and you turn on my dps so you can see where i'm at you were sitting right there are you listening to yourself you know how crazy that sounds no what's crazy is that you lied about being interested in anyone else wait i lied crazy you were blowing me off you never answered my call so i decided you know what maybe she's not interested let me go it was three days and you were following me like seriously you knew i had trust issues and obviously i couldn't trust you either no dogs allowed i cleaned up poop for you jesus oh my god i honestly i honestly don't

know whose side i'm on because like andrea it is really really really crazy what you did but also you felt like uh you got him i mean i'm on i think I have to be on Darren's side here. It's a violation to go in and share their location without permission. You're stalking him. It's also a violation to tell someone that you're not seeing anybody else when you obviously are. Oh, everybody tells somebody that they're not seeing somebody else. Yes. That's just what you say when you're dating.

I know, but you say that to like a Tinder hookup, not to a friend who you went on a date with. It was the first date. It's not that we were exclusive. I know, but you say that to like a Tinder hookup, not to a friend who you went on a date with. It was the first date. It's not that we were exclusive. I wanted to know this girl. I wanted to meet her. I wanted to see what she was like. But didn't you make her feel like you were exclusive?

Did you not tell her, I don't want to see anyone else. I'm committed to this. I didn't. You showed me your phone. You said you weren't seeing anyone else. That's why you gave me your phone. For me to trust you.

And I wasn't. Yeah, Darren, it was just drinks and leg rubbing. You're not playing pickleball with this girl, right? It's no one's business what I do or what I didn't do with her if we were playing pickleball or we're not. I think since we're doing a second date update, it is kind of our business. Come on, tell us. Did you hook up? Yeah, how far did you get with this girl?

Guys, you guys are going to laugh if I tell you this. What? Come on, tell us what you did, you little dog. I bet he cleaned up poop for her, too, that dog. Darren, is that true? It wasn't even like that. She knew about the pickleball tournament. We had a match.

She fell. I rubbed her leg. Big deal. Oh, that was nice. Wait, so now you're saying fell. I rubbed her leg. Big deal. Oh, that's why. So now you're saying she had an injury on her leg and you guys were laughing over it while you rubbed it? She couldn't rub it herself. Oh, let's go have cocktails so you can rub my injury. Yeah, did she have a boo-boo on her mouth and you had to kiss it better?

That's such a sports thing. You guys never play sports and you hurt each other. Like, hey, look, look at my bruise, look at my scar, that kind of thing. Darren, Darren, you're going the wrong direction on this one. I feel like, are you still hanging out with her? Because if you're not, then you're obviously interested in Andrea. All right, guys, fine. That's it.

I'll tell you. I had sex with her, but that was it. Oh, my God. Okay. I was trying to help you, man. That's the biggest thing. There it is. Okay, Andrea.

See, it's just a little bit of sex. Will you go out with Darren now? I already told you. No dogs allowed. Absolutely f***ing no. Oh my god. Andrea, will you stop doing the creepy follow people on the cell phone thing?

You obviously have really good instinct into who's a dog and who's not. Go with that one instead. Listen, honey, you need to shut up because it actually works. Okay. All right. I'm done. All right.

Well, so sorry, Darren. No second date with Andrea for you. Yeah. Listen, I don't need her, man. I got plenty lighting up for me. Oh, you do? And she never found those in my cell phone. Huh?

You take that. No dogs allowed. Who's the dog now? Broken Jubal in the morning. in my cell phone, huh? You take that! No, Doc, hello? Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.

More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the

How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got. And just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025.

I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.