Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Puke & Rally

Episode Date: May 6, 2015

When you feel sick at the club and you vomit in the bathroom... You have a TWO OPTIONS: 1) Just Give up and Go Home... or 2) Suck it up, get back out there, and be a MAN. Well... one of our listeners faced that decision during a date. Now he needs our help!(Image Courtesy: JD Hancock. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. There are a lot of mistakes that you can make on a first date. You can talk about politics. That's always a risky thing. You can talk about your ex. You can projectile vomit. What? That's a big one. That's a about your ex. You can projectile vomit. What? That's a big one. That's a big deal breaker usually on a date.

Yeah. Well, Tim, who's on the phone today, who wants to do a second date update, had that problem on his date. He ended up throwing up during the date. I don't have all the particulars on that. That's just what his email said. Tim, how are you doing? How's it going, guys? Pretty good.

Probably better than you. Yeah, probably. So, your email said that you threw up on your date. Did you actually throw up on your date or during the date? No. No, it wasn't like that. Okay, well, what happened?

Well, we were actually out at a bar, you know, and having some drinks. Had some shots, probably really shouldn't have had those shots. You sound like a nervous guy. Were you, like, taking shots to, like, calm your nerves? No, we were just out drinking. So you just drank too much and had to throw up?

Kind of. Kind of? Well, I was in the bathroom. I don't even really know if she knew that I had thrown up. Okay. So why do you think that's an issue? Because your email said you think that's the reason she's not calling you back. Oh, man.

Well, I was just in the bathroom just sick for a few minutes, and I was just thinking to myself, dude, I got to f***ing rally. This girl's, like, hot. I got to get out there. So I just went out and just we started dancing a bit, and I didn't have any gum or anything. Did you at least like rinse your mouth out with water or something? I tried. I tried, but you know, that's not too effective usually. Yeah, it usually doesn't help. You need

some gum or something. So are you worried that she smelled vomit on you? Obviously, yeah. But, you know, at the time, you're kind of feeling a little tipsy, so you're not really all with it, and you kind of feel like, okay, should I, should I not? It's hard to make decisions at that time. And what was this girl's name?

Kate. So did she say anything about noticing that you smelled? Well, she didn't say anything, but but we did kiss so i'm figuring that she you kissed her with puke mouth why it just kind of happened you should have like gave her the cheek or something and then like on your way out grab some gum yeah that's just rude i didn't want to do it but she kind of wanted to make out what am am I supposed to do? I guess if I were in your shoes, I would have done the same thing. Now, I guess you can tell by how long the kiss lasted. Did she keep kissing you or did she stop?

Started off longer, but yeah, then it kind of died off. Oh, man. I mean, she sounds like she was honestly interested in you because, I'm sorry, if someone's so drunk on the date that they're vomiting, I, I would have been, like, peace out at that moment. And have you tried to contact her since? I've tried contacting her a few times. I left a voice message and sent her a few texts. Okay, have you heard anything from her at all?

No. And did you say in the text, like, hey, maybe I drank a little bit too much last night, let's do this again. Well, I still really don't know if she knew that I had grown up at that point. You know, she was drinking, too. So I just puked in the bathroom. I just don't know if she knows that. All right.

But that's the reason why you think she's not calling you back. You think that she kissed you and was like, oh, gross. That's what I'm afraid of. It might not even necessarily be puke. She's just like, oh, gross. That's what I'm afraid of. It might not even necessarily be puke that she's just like, oh, man, this guy has horrible breath and I don't ever want to kiss him again. Oh, God. Yeah, maybe. The worst part of this is that she's going to realize that she just kissed puke mouth no matter what happens at the end of this second date.

She already has it, though. Yeah. You guys aren't going to tell her. Just find out if I'm going to get a second date or not. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We won't tell her unless she doesn't bring it up, and then I'm going to have to tell her. No, you don't.

No. No, man. That's not cool. Don't say that. Come on. All right. Either way, we're going to play a song. Come back.

Call her and get your second date update, all right? Okay. All right. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Tim is on the phone.

He threw up all over his date. No, he didn't. He didn't do that. He did throw up during his date, though. Apparently, he went out with a girl. Her name is Kate. We're about to call her and get a second date update with her. But they went out to the bar.

They were taking some shots. He felt like he was getting a little sick, so he ran to the bathroom, threw up, went back out on the dance floor with her. She went in for a kiss. He didn't know what else to do, so he kissed her. And he thinks the reason she's not calling him back is because his breath was terrible after that. He's texted her a few times, tried to call her. He's heard nothing. We're going to give her a call right now and see if that is, in fact, the problem.

Tim, you ready to give Kate a call? Definitely. This chick is so hot. I just hope I didn't mess this up. Yeah, alright, cool. You don't need to be sick or anything before we make the call, do you? Like, you need to go to the bathroom and then come back? You're going to be good? We'll see. Alright. I'm going to dial the phone number right now. Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Kate, please? Yes, she. Hey, Kate, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, what? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Okay. I'm calling you today because you recently went out on a date with someone who listens to our show. His name is Tim, and he emailed us asking if we could get you on the phone to find out why you're not calling him back.

You're kidding me. No, I'm not. Tim called your show, and now you're calling me on his behalf? Correct. Can I ask why? We think Tim is a great guy and we just don't understand why you don't want to go out with him again

after your first date. You've got to be freaking kidding me. I'm not at all, actually. He's a great guy. I'm not really sure. What do you want? I just want to know why you're not calling him back. That's all. Can you tell us that um i don't know what you know but i met him

at this club situation but first i thought he was a nice guy he uh was coming on pretty strong drinking a lot oh god it's so disgusting is it really really that bad? Listen, Kate, we talked to Tim about your first date. He definitely does not have the same impression that you have. He said that you guys are just out dancing, having a good time, and that you even kissed him when you guys were hanging out. Uh-huh, which I deeply regret. So what really happened, if you want to know, and hopefully this is going to be tuned out to the world here

because he's so he's just disgusting um when we were dancing i don't know how up he was at the time he seemed to be drinking a lot and he's a terrible dancer by the way but he um did something uh inappropriate what did he do what did he do i don't know if I can even say this on the radio. If it's too bad, we can always beep it out. He grabbed my hand and

put it on his package, if you will, and he said, do you feel what you do to me, girl? Are you serious? That's a move I've never heard of. I kind of, like, pretended that he didn't say that.

I was like, okay, he's oddly weird. I don't know, like, what is just happening in the moment? And then he started to repeat it. Do you feel what you do to me, girl? I'm louder and louder on the dance floor. And I was so embarrassed. I didn't even know what to do. People are looking at me, and it's louder than music.

Oh, my gosh. And obviously, that move didn't turn you on. I'm not even going to answer that. Just to clarify, the kiss was before this move. Yes. Okay. Just wanted to make sure that... I'm hoping you didn't kiss him after he was doing that to you.

Mixed signals. So, obviously, I was completely disgusted, burnt out, violated, honestly. And you can see why I would never, in my wildest nightmares, even want to talk to him again. I don't blame you. That is unfortunate, Kate, because he's actually on the other line listening. What? Yeah. Tim Casanova, you there?

Gross. I'm telling you, I was drinking a lot. I promise you, I promise you, I don't remember that. That does not excuse your disgusting behavior. I cannot believe you dragged me on the radio today. Oh, no. Disgusting. Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I really don't remember any of that. Is that really what I said to you? Do you feel what you do to me, girl? Yeah, I remember that pretty vividly. Oh, my God. I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed. This is, yeah, that was totally inappropriate.

Have you been the drunk perv guy at the dance floor before, Tim? Like, be honest. No. I bet you've done that so many times. It was like rehearsed the way you said it. Oh, gross. I promise. I'm sorry.

I've never done that before. Oh, my God. I don't know how you could Like come back from that Like just even the guy On the dance floor That humps your leg Is nasty

The guy who puts his hand on And says that line I Tim I know you've been drunk before Come on Hey Tim I don't think you're gonna get

A second date out of this I'm just gonna tell you right now I'm gonna ask in a second But Kate I do have to let you know Something else About your date.

I forgot about that. So he did that to you on the dance floor. That is very disturbing, right? But also, before that happened and you guys kissed, he told us that he was in the bathroom throwing up and then came to the dance floor and that's when you guys kissed. Are you f***ing kidding me?

No. I feel so bad for you. I thought you weren't going to tell her. Yeah, I changed my mind when I heard about everything else that you had done. I do have to ask you, Kate, would you like to go out with Tim again? We'll pay for a second date. Kate's never going to talk to a guy at the club again after this. Tim, I'm sorry.

No second date for you, man. Well, looks like it's back to the club for me again. Yeah, you might want to stay out of the clubs. Hey, are both you guys still there? Yeah. Okay, cool. I just want to know if you can hear what you do to me. Ew! Yeah.

Ew! Brooke and Jubal in the morning. See this on the radio. If it's too bad, we can always beep it out. He grabbed my hand and put it on his package, if you will. And he said, do you feel what you do to me, girl? That's a clip from the second date update that we just aired. Tim wanted to call Kate. Tim thought Kate wasn't

calling him back because they were drinking while they were out hanging out. He got sick. He went to the bathroom, got sick, came back on the dance floor, and they made out. He was assuming that maybe his breath was kind of nasty because he had vomit breath. But the real reason was because he grabbed her hand, put it on him and said,

do you feel what you do to me, girl? And I guess he did that a few times. I wish he would have just answered, no, actually, I don't feel anything. Actually, there's nothing there at all. Wait, can you maybe a little bit closer? Somebody texted in at 78592 and said, puke doesn't sound

that bad now. After hearing exactly what he did. Very disturbing. If you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, brickandjubilantmoving925.com. We will call the person who didn't call you back. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show

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