Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Quite the Appetizer

Episode Date: November 8, 2016

One of listeners met a female in one of the most Awkward and unusual ways two people can meet... but it doesn't matter. Because, he likes and felt a strong connection that he couldn't ignore. We didn't realize HOW STRONG... it's one of the most outrageous second date update ever! Hear it in the podcast below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Rock hard abs. That's right. Some rock hard abs, maybe a spray tan or six, and a stripper with a heart of gold named Joe. That's what I think would spice up the second date updates just a tad. And it looks like we're in luck because on the phone with us right now is joe and joe is a stripper who wants to do a second date update what's up joe hey broody jubel how you guys doing good you ever have an intro like that when you're taking the stage buddy uh you know i've had a few

of those joe you even have sexy stripper voice my my friend. Oh, thank you. You are welcome. So your email said that you actually met a girl while you were working, and that's the girl that you want to call today. That's right. Tell us how that, isn't that like unprofessional for you guys? You know, occasionally, you know, if there's some extracurricular activities, we don't mind. Oh, okay, so you're telling me like all the girl strippers that I've met are using that just as an excuse. Yeah.

Hey, you maybe want to meet up later? Oh, it's very unprofessional if I do that. So you guys can pick and choose. Yeah, we do, actually. Nice. I would never honestly believe that a stripper truly likes me. Hey, you never know until you try it, right? That's right. Yes.

How do you even hit on a woman without her thinking that you just want tips? I mean, that's the hard part. I mean, that's why I contacted you guys. Okay. And the girl who you want to call today, what's her name? Her name's Jessica. How do you even hit off like a conversation or get somebody's number when you're in the midst of like, you know, 15 girls at a bachelorette party? So I would say 90% of the time we dance for about an hour, and the rest of the time is just getting wasted.

And we just collect our tips and we leave. But in this situation, it was really strange because the girls were drinking, and occasionally we drink with the ladies as well. I met this girl and she's really cute, she had nice figures.

You know, we started hitting it off. We started talking. Okay. So just like a straight-up regular conversation, you didn't have to, like, sneak around and try to slider your number or something? No, I mean, you know, hey, we're also human, too. So if we want to talk to a girl at work, we talk to a girl at work. Can I ask you, when you pulled her aside and started talking to her, what state of dress were you in? I was in the middle of my cop uniform.

It's just been taken off. I still have my shirt on with a badge, so. But the bottoms were off? Well, I mean, it was cold. You know, if I'm going to talk to a girl, I'm not going to be completely, like, undressed. Yeah, the best way to talk to a girl is always shirt on, no pants. Everybody knows that. So did you guys actually go out on a date, or is this the only time you've talked to her?

No, I, you know, I started talking to her, and, you know, we just, you know, we talked about our favorite movies, talked a little bit about sports. We talked for a while. Yeah. And hooked up a little bit. Nice. Oh, nice. What does that mean? Just make out?

Yeah, a little bit of making out, a little bit of, you know, other stuff happened. Did you actually seal the deal with her that night? No. Well, we didn't go all the way. We got close. Nice. You guys didn't stay the night together

at somebody's random house. Did you leave each other that evening? No, I left. You did. What did she say to you? I mean, did you plan on making an actual date? I told her I would love to see her again, and I got her phone number,

and, you know, we were going to take it from there. And have you heard from her at all? No. Wow. Why do you think she's blowing you off? I mean, I don't know. I mean, she might have been embarrassed by it, you know, because her friends were there. I don't know. She might have been embarrassed by it, you know, because her friends were there. I don't know.

So my question is not why you think she's blowing you off. Why do you think that she wanted to date you to begin with? Not to be mean. Right, right, right. No, I understand. No, we, you know, we had some really good conversation and she was just different. I meet a lot of girls. I meet a lot of girls. I meet a lot of girls. And she was the one girl that can actually carry on a conversation without putting her hands all over me.

And I felt this really strong connection between us. And that's why I wanted to ask her out. Okay. And you haven't heard anything from her at all. How many times have you tried to get a hold of her? I mean, I've texted her. I've given her a call. But no answer.

Does she know your real name, or does she just know your stripper name? That's a valid question. It's just a funny question. I gave her my real name. Okay, because I've made out with a couple strippers, and I never knew their real name. Joe, what is your stripper name? My stripper name? Yeah.

Do you want me to tell you guys? Yeah, I want to hear just what it is. I'm just curious. Roger. Roger? What kind of stripper name? Yeah. Do you want me to tell you guys? Yeah, I want to hear just what it is. I'm just curious. Roger. Roger? What kind of stripper name is Roger? What's the last name? Is there like a good last name to it? What?

Steel. F-T-E-E-L-E. Roger Steel. Okay. The last name is good. The first name I was like, I don't picture a lot of girls like, oh yeah, Roger. I was hoping you'd say like Diesel or something, you know? All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay?

Thanks a lot. I really appreciate it. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. On the phone with us right now to do a second date update. By day, he's a mild-mannered guy named Joe.

By night, he's Roger St-mannered guy named Joe. By night, he's Roger Steele. Uh-huh. That's right. Roger Steele, stripper extraordinaire. Dropping those buns and collecting those ones. Roger Steele,

shaking his hips and collecting those tips. Roger Steele, pitching a tent and collecting those tips. Roger Steele pitching a tent and paying his rent. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the phone, Joe, a.k.a. Roger Steele the Stripper. What's up, man?

Thank you. Hey, we need to hire you to DJ our gigs, man. Those are really good answers. Dude, I'll come along with you to any of your gigs that you want. If you're just tuning in, Joe wants to do a second date update. He is a male stripper. He was working a private party and met a girl that he really liked named Jessica. They ended up talking and kind of messed around a little bit.

They made plans to go out, but he never heard from her again. So he's wondering why she's not calling her back, and we're going to get her on the phone right now. All right, Joe. By the way, have you hooked up with a lot of people at bachelorette parties and stuff? In all honesty, in the three years I've done this, I've hooked up with less than 20 women. Oh, okay.

Wow, you're practically there. What's going on, man? Get a little action in your life, okay? This is the first girl I've met in a really long time that I felt like I had a really strong connection with. And did you tell her that? Because if I was a person who was hooking up with a stripper, I would also think I was

one of many. No, I did. I did. I told her I would love to see her again. I think we have something special. Plus, I've called her and texted her, so I mean, she'd be pretty obvious that I want to see her again. Well, I'm going to dial the phone number right now, see if we can get her on the phone, okay? Okay.

Hello? Hi, is this Jessica? Yes, it is. Hey, Jessica, how are you? My name is Jubal, and I host a morning radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Okay. Why are you calling? Well, I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you,

and he wanted us to get a hold of you. That's weird, but okay. His name is Joe. You might know him as Roger Steele. Oh my God. Yeah, Joe emailed us because he said that he really liked meeting you that night at the bachelorette party you were at. Oh my God. I know.

I would be freaking out if I were you right now. He's wondering why you're not calling him back. He says he's tried to get a hold of you a few times and has heard nothing. Oh, my God. He called you guys? Yeah. He sent us an email and asked if we could get a hold of you since you aren't answering his phone calls. That is so weird.

Why would he call you? Well, it's a regular segment that we do on our show. It's called the Second Date Update. So Joe just wanted us to ask you the question. Why aren't you calling him back? Wait. What did he tell you? He just said that he met you the question. Why aren't you calling him back? Wait, what did he tell you? He just said that he met you while he was working at a bachelorette party,

and you guys talked for a while and hung out, and he was hoping he would see you again. That's all he said? Yeah, pretty much. He added that he really, really liked you a lot. So is there a reason that you don't want to call him back? No, I mean, it was just a crazy night, and I got caught up in things, and that's that. Like, I'm good.

I don't need to remember that. That's fine. You don't need to date a stripper is what you're saying is what I'm hearing. No, no, no. It's not because of what he does it's just look i was just it was just a really crazy night and things got out of control and i got caught up in like the whole bachelor party spirit and yay you know my friend's getting married and um i just um i did stuff that i just never ever ever ever ever, ever do, and I'm good. I don't want to discuss it.

Well, he told us that you guys didn't hook up or anything. He said you guys kissed and kind of messed around and did some other things. Yeah. Was it fun? Was it not fun? Like, I don't... I just, I don't do that on a normal day, and I am embarrassed, and I don't want to rehash it.

Like, you don't want to call him back because you kissed him the first night you met him? No, that's not it, but... What's going on? Can you tell me what it is so I can at least just tell him? I just got caught up in stuff, and I'm very embarrassed.

I'd rather not. Why are you embarrassed? There's nothing to be embarrassed of. I mean, I've made out with a couple strippers in my life. It's fine. It's fun, you know? I did stuff that I don't normally do, and I don't want to say what it was.

I was raised better than that. And I just, look, I'm not telling, and I'm taking this to my grave. What? I can't. Are you seriously not calling me back for tossing my f***? What? Did I just hear that? What did you just say?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Holy crap. Oh, my God. What was that? That's Joe. Joe's actually on the other line listening and wanted to talk to you. Oh, my God.

He's not going to the grave anymore. Why would you say that on the radio? What is the matter with you? Oh, my God. I'm not putting it, but I thought it was cool. Oh, my God. I bet you did, bro. I think a lot of people.

Don't be embarrassed about it. It's okay. Like, oh did, bro. I think a lot of people... Wait, don't be embarrassed about it. It's okay. You're on the radio announcing it to the world. Are you serious? Well, not the whole world. We don't have that many listeners, Jessica. I wouldn't worry about it.

Well, now that it's out there, now that the salad's out of the bag, so to speak... No, stop it! Is that why you're not calling him back? Because that happened? It's so embarrassing. I was raised better than that. I am mortified for you. Well, no, it was more than that.

You know, most girls don't do that. Yeah! I know. I know, you were like so inhibited and free. I mean, it was a turn on. Oh, my God. You're, oh, my God. What?

You shouldn't be embarrassed about it. Are you serious? Not only did that happen, then you go and announce it on the radio. So even if I wasn't embarrassed, I would be now. Well, honestly, I thought we had something. It's one of the reasons why, like, you turned me on. Like, it's one of the reasons why you turned me on. It's one of the reasons why I like you. It's the key to Joe's heart, apparently.

It's romantic. Look, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, nobody knows your name. Like, you know, it's a very common name. Nobody knows who you are. I'm sure it is embarrassing to have that news put out there, though. It was her idea. Oh, my God. knows who you are. I'm sure it is embarrassing to have that news put out there, though. It was her idea. Oh, my God.

Joe, do you not know privacy? Like, there's just some things that you don't share. Like, you shouldn't even be telling your friends those details, let alone us. You know what? This is what's wrong

with America. People are so uptight in America with sexuality. In Europe, this would be no problem. Everybody Oh my God, move to Europe then. We don't need you here. I think I want to move to Europe now if that's just happening left and right.

Oh, I feel so bad for you, Jessica. Jessica. Oh, girl. Okay, so you did something that you regret. We don't have to recap what it was again. Is that the only reason you're not calling him back? I mean, did you think he was a cool guy? I was drunk.

I obviously thought he was a cool guy, but now, I mean, sober, better judgment. Oh, my God. You are quite the giver. You really are. Oh, my God. Jessica, we had a strong connection. It's worth doing this again. Gosh.

I was drunk. We're humans. We have urges, and we let our urges take control that night. And that's not necessarily a bad thing. We can try so many different things. That's just the beginning. Oh, my God. You're not funny.

I don't think he's trying to be. I'm not trying to be funny here. I'm trying to explain to you that it's okay to use your body like that. You're a sexy person. I'm a sexy person. We can make this work. All right, well, then let me ask you, Jessica. Would you like to go out with Joe?

We will pay for a second date. Please say yes. Yeah. Oh, hell no. There is no way in hell. Oh, no. Okay, all right, all right. Okay, not a formal date.

Let's just grab coffee. Let's start there. Coffee, all right, all right. Okay, let's not a formal date. Let's just grab coffee. Let's start there. Coffee, anything, Jessica? No, I'm good. All-you-can-eat salad bar? Okay, that's enough, Jubal. She gets it. Broken Jubal in the morning.

Hello? Three's better than that. And I just, I can't, I, look, I'm not telling, and I'm taking this to my grave. Like, I can't, I just, I can't, I, look, I'm not telling and I'm taking this to my grave. Like, I can't, I'm,

I can't. Are you seriously not calling me back for tossing my f***? What? That was a clip from today's

second date update. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Some people on the text board are not getting what happened. No. Some people are

and a lot of people are asking, what did she do? Because we had to bleep it out because it's pretty dirty what she did. If you missed the second date update, Joe wanted to call a girl named Jessica. Joe was a stripper. They met at a bachelorette party where he was stripping at. They kind of messed around a little bit. More than a little bit.

Yeah, way more. And she wasn't calling him back because she was embarrassed of something that she did here are some of the texts that we're getting in at 78592 i have my daughter in the car and she's like mom why is jubal so obsessed with salad today is he on a diet that's exactly what it is just say yes yeah just say jessica was on a diet too and that's why she wasn't calling him back so that's why i'm talking about Sally I still am so embarrassed for her I cannot believe he said that Well it's probably so normal for him Right

He's like yeah He's a stripper That's what happens right Let's be open about sexuality That's why I liked her a lot Because she was willing to do that with me The first night she met me She was obviously embarrassed

By the whole situation Yeah I'm embarrassed I can't believe too That he said That he really wants to call her back because it's such a strong connection. Hey, that is a strong connection. Are you kidding me?

That's a very strong connection. You don't just do that with everybody. You only do that with people that you really, really, really care about. And even then, it's questionable. Poor girl. She'll never do it again. I can guarantee that. Decided not to go out on a second date.

Which is good. They could never look at each other in the eye and order a salad at a restaurant. No, they really couldn't. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show. We'll call the person who didn't call you back. Speaking of what happened in that second date update, Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week is coming, there's a segue. Is coming up at 8.10. Moving 92 points.

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