Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Rubbin and Clubbin

Episode Date: October 2, 2017

Gavin, a dude that could pass as a member of the Jersey Shore cast wants to call a chick named Kayce after they met at a club! Somehow he managed to get her back to his place but as soon as he went to change into something more comfortable... She called him a DISGUSTING PIG and stormed out..... What happened?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Trust the experienced team at the LASIK Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do? LASIK at evergreen.com. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. For today's Second Date Update, we got a dude named Gavin on the phone, and Gavin said he met the girl he wants to call today at a bros night at the club.

Oh, yeah. You know, bros night. Oh, club. Oh, God. Yeah. You know, bros night. Oh, man. Bros night out. Yeah. You know, where dudes go out trolling for ladies and it's never successful. What?

And then you just end the bros night back at your buddy's house drinking and complaining about how all the girls were ugly anyway. And lesbians, too. I mean, they didn't want to talk to us. Must be a bunch of ugly lesbians at the club tonight. Only possible explanation.

That's all it could possibly be. But it sounds like Gavin actually met a girl at a bros night, which is impressive. What's up, Gavin? What's up, man? How you doing? Oh, Gavin. How'd you do that? How'd you actually meet a girl while you were out with your buddy?

Oh, man. You guys can hate all you want, but me and my buddy Dave, we go rubbing and clubbing all the time. Did you? Wait, stop. Gavin, you did not just say rubbing and clubbing. I did. I don't even really know what that means. Do you rub first? Do you club first? What's happening? Use your imagination.

It ain't clubbing without the rubbing, right? Oh, man. I'm using my imagination and your bros and I just got a lot more interested. Dude, I feel like you're the guy that girls try to avoid when they go out to the club. I'm sorry, man. I'm using my imagination, and your bros night just got a lot more interesting. Dude, I feel like you're the guy that girls try to avoid when they go out to the club. I'm sorry, Gavin. I'll tell you that you're right about that sometimes, but... I instantly like you better for that response, though. Yeah, I mean, nobody hits all the time, right?

Right, okay. You gotta try. All right, so it sounds like you didn't strike out this night. What's the girl's name that you want to call today? Casey. Oh, say it like that. She must be sexy. Oh man, this girl was sexy. She was exactly what I was looking for. And you know, you dress well, you know, I dress really nice and I smell really good. And it's like my thing. It's like what I do, right? What attracted you to Casey? She was the only female that looked in your general direction? I'm like a dancer too, right? I'm not a professional dancer.

I don't have no training or nothing, but I go clubbing a lot, and I watch other people, and I go home and I practice. Oh, good job. Okay. I can actually appreciate a man who enjoys dancing and isn't just trying to grind on somebody's leg. I know you do. Ladies like the dancing. Yeah.

And sometimes it helps with the grinding. Yeah. Even the rubbing. Exactly. All right, so you impressed her with your dance moves? Threw a little stanky leg in her direction and she was like, yeah. Yeah. Well, I impressed her with, first she caught my eye, right?

She had to catch my eye with her dance moves. She was looking good, man. She was wearing this cute little thing. She was just looking good. It's all about body language when you're rubbing and clubbing. The reason people strike out is they just go up to somebody and they're like, hey, what's up? They throw out some stupid line, but you can't do that, man. You've got to do the body language.

You've got to get to know somebody. I'm going to make them notice me before I come up and say anything to them. Okay. You stand across the dance floor, and you bite your lower lip, and you do a hump gesture and point at them. No, man. It's not like Night at the Roxbury. You've got to be smooth, and you've got to look like a nice guy

and someone who's just having a good time, right? People are attracted to someone who's having a good time. Right. You've got to laugh a lot, talk to other people, be really loud. Exactly. Okay. And then you just, like, slowly move your way closer. And before you know it, we were dancing together,

and we were vibing, having a good time. And then one thing led to another, and we have a couple drinks together and we chat and we're back in my place. Yeah. And what was that like? It was amazing. I was super excited about it popping out of my pants. Oh, God. Damn it.

I don't think he meant it like that. I think he did. I think Rubbin' and Clubbin' totally meant it like that. I might have meant it like that. Yeah, I told you. Very, very, very excited that she was there. And did everything go according to plan? You guys hook up?

No, no, no. So I'm like, I'm in my clubbing clothes. It's all looking nice, but it's a little restrictive. So I'm like, I'm going to go change into something a little restrictive, and I'm going to come back. And when I come back out, I don't know what happened, man. She was like, she's at the door and like, what's up? And she says, don't ever talk to me again, you

disgusting pig. And then she leaves. Whoa! That's extreme! Gavin, why'd you get called a pig? What'd you do? I have no idea. I don't do nothing. I went to change clothes, I come back and she's ready to go. Are you sure you don't have like a whiteboard in your house that has like number checks for every girl you've brought back home? No, no, I keep that change clothes. I come back, and she's ready to go. Are you sure you don't have, like, a whiteboard in your house

that has, like, number checks for every girl you've brought back home? No, no, I keep that hidden away. I don't know. I feel like I believe you still. No, he's joking. Is he? Is there anything in your apartment at all that she could have saw that would make her call you a pig?

Listen, I don't have anything out in my apartment that any lady could see that could be offensive. If I want to bring somebody home, i don't want them to run away like any like movies or whatever nothing you know maybe when you said you wanted to get into something less restrictive that for some reason she thought that that wasn't what was on your mind when you guys went back to your house no i promise you she knew exactly what was happening because when I came back out, she had put her clothes back on. Oh, okay. So she was already in the undressed state. Mm-hmm. She even got

dressed. Okay. And have you tried to reach out to her since? I did. I tried texting her, but I'm pretty sure she blocked me. Yeah. She said never talk to me again. She was, I think, serious. That's why I need your help, man. This hookup never happened. It's the hookup that never was.

All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update and see if we can make the hookup that never was become the hookup that could be. That's not like a movie title or something. I love it. Let's do it. It's the sequel to Rubbing and Clubbing. So we'll do that right after this. Hang on.

Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. All right, Gavin, are you ready to make your phone call? I'm ready. Well, before we do that, Gavin, I need to slip into something a little more comfortable. Kind of like how you did on your date. So I know you can't see me right now because you're on the phone, but I've put on my leather shorts. My knee-high gym socks.

How is this more comfortable? Of course, my pink Vicky Secret bra. And my mask. I just put my mask on. Oh, my God. I'm ready to hang out. You gotta stop. You're getting me all hot and bothered. What? I'm sorry, I had to unzip the mouth on my mask there.

Sorry, Gavin. That took a turn. Oh, gross. All right. Don't push my buttons, man. I know. I know you're getting all excited. You're like, I don't want to call this girl for a second date. You just want to meet up with me now.

Yeah. The reason why I bring that up is because Gavin met a girl named Casey at the club. They went back to his house. They were fooling around and he was like, I'm going to go change my clothes,

slip into something a little more comfortable. And then when he came out, she had put her clothes back on, called him a pig, and said she never wanted to talk to him and then left. You believe that?

Yeah, we do believe it. It's very believable, Gavin. It's not believable. I'm not a pig. I don't know why she thinks that. All right, well, we'll give her a call right now and see if we can figure it out for you, okay? Yeah, man, good luck. This girl don't even answer her phone. Yeah, okay. Here's the thing. I don't feel super great about calling this girl because she said she never wanted to talk to you again. Are you looking just for a hookup with her? Do you need some sort of ex? Like, what do you want out of this? Absolutely.

I just want a hookup. Wait, why would... There's like a thousand girls you can go hookup with, Gavin. Why her? Because if you saw her, you'd know. And also because she walked away. You're so close. Look, I had my mind set on it.

That's all. Well, okay. I will stop you from all the romantic talk, and we'll continue this. Yeah, we'll see if we can make this love connection happen for you. All right, here we go. I'm going to dial the phone number. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Casey, please?

This is she. Who's this? Hey, Casey, how are you? My name is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. Who are you calling from? Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh, I don't know you. No, you don't, Casey. All right. No, you don't.

But I'm glad we're meeting now. I'm calling you today, Casey, because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. Who? I don't understand what's happening. Well, we do a segment on our show. It's called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened.

And you recently met a dude named Gavin while you were out at the club. Oh, my God. Oh. Whoa. It literally sounded like you just threw up in your mouth right now. Yeah, because I did. Gross. Right.

So Gavin told us a little bit about meeting you. He said he liked you a lot, and he thought everything was going fine. But then you left his house and called him a pig and said you never want to talk to him again that's right okay so you can understand why i don't know why he'd be confused though like according to him everything up until that moment was great i think he knows why no well we talked to him and he has no idea do you want to tell us the guy's a pig and he knows it he actually doesn't though think tell us? The guy's a pig and he knows it. He actually doesn't, though.

Think about this, okay? So he's a pig and he's going to continue being a pig unless he knows why he's a pig. And he has no idea. So if you tell us, then we can tell him and maybe he can change his ways and not be a pig anymore. You could help turn that pig into a beautiful butterfly. Now, let's not go too far, right? She threw up in her own mouth, for God's sakes. I think that may be a stretch. I just know that he's a beautiful butterfly. Yeah, let's not go too far, right? She threw up in her own mouth, for God's sakes. I think that may be a stretch.

I just know that he's a cheater. Whoa. How? And how do you know that? So I don't know what he told you, but we were having a good time. We were. And we were on his couch, and then he went into his room. And so I looked up, and I saw that he had, you know, those Amazon Echoes. Yeah. And, you know,

I just met him and, you know, I got to take care of myself. And my girlfriends have told me that you could find out a lot about people from their Amazons, right? Oh, I thought you were going to say he was cheating with Alexa. Wait, wait. How do you find out stuff about somebody from their Alexa? Well, you know, you can grocery shop, shop for groceries with your Amazon account. And so I just asked, I asked Alexa, what's in your shopping list? And so he had a couple of like razor blades and shaving cream and cotton balls. And then it started getting into stuff like feminine hygiene products, secret deodorant, like cover girl makeup. What?

Yeah, and he lives in a one-bedroom apartment, so this isn't a roommate. He's clearly living with a woman and must have been his girlfriend. Uh-oh. Oh, my God. Or he's using that stuff for himself. A tampon? Really? I know, Jubal. They can be fun if you's using that stuff for himself. Tampons? Really? They can be fun if you know how to use them correctly.

Ask me how I know that, but they can be. Casey, you are like a genius sleuth, I feel like, right now. I've got to take care of myself because there are a lot of guys out there who will just sleep around, and I'm not that kind of girl. Alright, alright. I'm sorry. I've got to say something.

What? Oh, sorry, Casey. I'm sorry. I just want to say something. What? Oh, sorry, Casey. That's Gavin. He's on the other line and wants to talk to you. Hey, Casey. Oh, my God. Oh, you come in like that, Gavin.

Really? Really? She just busted you, dude. Yeah, but because I'm not worried because that's all the stuff for my mom, man. For your mom? For my mom.

I get free shipping. What do you say? Anyone can say that. I can, no. There's no way that can be your mom's. That's just bullshit because your mom wouldn't wear CoverGirl makeup. My mom had me when she was a sophomore in high school. I got a young, hot mom.

What? What? What? Oh, God. Now it's getting worse. Yeah, that was kind hot mom. What? What? That was getting worse. That was kind of weird. She's my sister. Gavin, that doesn't... You're not buying tampons for your mom.

I don't even buy tampons for my mom. Look, I understand you're upset right now, and that's okay. I forgive you, but I didn't do nothing wrong. I forgive you. What is there to forgive? I mean, you left me hanging. It was about to go down, and all of a sudden you called me a pig, so.

And you're a lying pig. I don't know what you've been through that you're so distrusting, but I'm proud of you. There's nothing going on. Classic. Classic. He's trying to turn it back around on you, Casey, and make'm proud of you. Oh, no. Nothing going on. Classic, classic. He's trying to turn it back around on you, Casey, and make you the crazy one.

Don't take it. Don't take the bait. Yeah, no, I'm not the crazy one. You're the one who's buying tampons for your mom and CoverGirl makeup, right? Yeah. Gavin, why are you buying all your mom's feminine hygiene products? Because I love my mom.

No, you're a liar. Yeah, but that still sounds weird. Like, you know, a lot of people like their moms or love their moms or whatever, but they don't usually buy them tampons and makeup. She gives me a list and I order this stuff. Okay, wait, hold on. I don't know what's so hard to understand. Why doesn't she just, I don't know, maybe go to the grocery store or order it herself?

Because she would have to go to the grocery store to do it. She could just tell me what to do, and I'd get it. She doesn't understand computers and all that. Wait, you have a hot young mom who doesn't understand computers. Now your story is really starting to unravel here, buddy. Well, she grew up in the 80s. When I left the other night, I was 100% sure you were a liar, but now I'm 120% sure you're a liar,

and you've got this momless boy complex. Okay, all I'm saying is there's still time to salvage something out of this. What? You're a liar. And you've got this mama's boy complex. Okay. All I'm saying is there's still time to salvage something out of this. What? We never had anything. Come on. You are still not trying here, Gavin, are you really? I am.

She's a beautiful woman. You know, at this point, I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole. Maybe your lies would work with somebody else at the club, but not point, I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole. Maybe your lies would work with somebody else at the club, but not me. I wasn't born yesterday. I thought you were just a run-of-the-mill cheater, but now, oh, God, no. No, thanks. Okay, well, in that case, Casey, I would love to ask you if you'll go out with Gavin on a second date. We will pay for it. You know, actually, I have to go right now. I have to go to work. This is taking up a lot of my time. God, what a way

to start the day. Can you pick me up some tampons on your way back? No, I guess I'm not getting my tampons. Unless, Gavin, you were still there? Yeah, I'm here. Gavin, you're a dirty dog. I cannot believe you. You lied to us, too, man. How do you know I lied to you?

Because I'm not an idiot, Gavin. I don't know. Really? You're going to go buy tampons for your mom next, Jose? If she asked me, of course I would. No, you would not. That is such a lie. Even online, you guys wouldn't do that. I might be lying to you.

But you don't know that. We can't prove it, so you know what, Gavin? You're sick, dude. Casey, the girl that you called, doesn't listen to the show, but you do, so I trust you over her. Yeah, right. Exactly. Thank you. Broken Jubal in the morning.

Got a text in at 78592. It says, I don't know what to think about that second date update, but I do know that I'm going to be rich now. Thank you. If you missed today's second date update, Penny wanted to call this dude named Christian. They actually knew each other in middle school, and she saw him at a fair. They decided to actually go out after they reconnected. But the reason he wasn't calling back was because during her date, she ran into a friend who she works with. They work in the same field.

They do like a pyramid scheme type thing for water filters. And they spent like 15 minutes pitching him on why he should sell these water filters. And he thought that he'd been scammed and set up by her to go out on this date just so that she could try to sell him some water filters. Oh, my God. It just dawned on me. What? Did she just do the whole second date update so she could pitch us the same thing? Whoa.

Did we get scammed? Maybe you guys got scammed, but I'm still investing in this. Okay. So, yeah, you guys lost out because you don't want to believe her, but I am going to retire pretty soon. We did get a couple texts and they're like, what are the water filters called? This could honestly be a scam. And what if she never wanted to date with the guy to begin with? Oh my God, my mouth blows.

What if the whole thing from the very beginning, what if she never even knew him from junior high? Well, then she's a genius marketer and good job. Hopefully we've moved some water filters for you. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Don't forget, it is Friday, so Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week is coming up at 8.10.

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