Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Second Date Update: My Date Did CPR (3/26/2018)

Episode Date: March 26, 2018

This man proves to be a hero, but his date isn't so impressed with his heroics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know you must have really screwed up on a date if you actually save somebody's life and you still don't get a call back. What? Yeah, for real. I don't know what you could have done, Patrick, but that's what happened on Patrick's date. He said he actually helped save somebody's life, but he's still not getting a call back. Oh my God. What's up, man? How are you?

Hey, how's it going? Dude, this sounds like an insane date. You know what? It was honestly one of the craziest experiences I've ever had. Oh, I bet. You said you saved somebody's life. Unless that happens to you all the time, I would have to think it's a crazy experience. No, no, I don't do that all the time.

I know. I figured that you didn't, but thank you for clarifying. Before we talk about what happened, let's talk about the girl you went out with a little bit. What's her name? Jennifer. Jennifer, all right. And where did you meet Jennifer? We met on an app, actually.

Okay, that's pretty common. Was there anything that stood out to you about her? I mean, she'd actually done a couple of triathlons and I used to do some and we just kind of got going back and forth about our training routine and we just kind of hit it off and we had some common ground. Okay. That's always nice. It gives you something to talk about, at least to get things rolling. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she's actually really accomplished. So I just, you know, kind of wanted to impress her, but wanted to not act like I was impressing her kind of thing, you know? Okay.

So I want to get to the part where you save somebody's life because I'm curious about that. But did you have a good time with her? What did you guys do? She was awesome. I made restaurant reservations at this super fancy place. Oh, so you want to do impress her if you're making reservations at places like that. I did, you know, and I had just gotten a promotion at work. So I was actually kind of spoiling myself.

I just had a good feeling about this girl. So, yeah, I plopped down for this. OK. And it was going really well. I had actually done some training beforehand that day so I had forgotten to eat between my last training and meeting with her because I was kind of running over there and yeah so by the time we got to the restaurant I was super hungry yeah your stomach's like eating itself yeah it was doing a lot of the talking for me,

unfortunately. Were you hangry? Were you, were you like hangry and upset with her the whole time until you ate? Uh, you know, I get, I get a little more zenned out like before the hangry happens. I'm not getting to the hangry, but you know, when I get food in front of me, sometimes that need just kind of takes over. What do you do to your food? Well, I, you know, I have a very personal relationship with it, we'll say. What does that mean? Maybe that's the reason you're not getting a call back. I mean, if you're doing what I think, what it sounds to me like you did with your meal, I wouldn't call you back.

It sounds like you shouldn't be doing that in public spaces, whatever it is. You need to only eat in private. I just need to chew my food a certain amount of times before I swallow it. I was taught at a very young age that you have to chew your food or you won't be savoring it. You count while you're chewing? It's sort of a rhythmic thing. Interesting. It's more of like a 1, 2, 3-4, 1-2-3-4.

Oh! Okay. Okay. All right. Are you able to multitask and, I don't know, have conversation while your rhythm chewing is going on? Absolutely. I've actually, we talked about triathlons.

I've done it on the bike a few times. Oh, chewing while you're... I still don't know what we're talking about. Yeah, neither do I. Those little gummies that they give you for energy as you're going down the final stretch. You run out of energy, and you have to eat these chewy gummy things.

And it's actually the perfect way to rhythmically pump with the bike as you're chewing your food. Okay. Rhythmic pumping was not where I thought this conversation would go. Or what it usually means on a date. Yeah. What about the part where you saved somebody's life?

How did that happen? Right. So we pay the check, we leave the restaurant, and we see this commotion gathering about a half a block away from the restaurant on the sidewalk. And we just kind of didn't think of anything of it at first, but this commotion started growing. Somebody was yelling help. So we walked over to see what was going on. And there was a man on the ground that had collapsed. Oh not breathing. Coincidentally, at my work, I just got a promotion, so I had new responsibilities and they trained me in CPR. So crazy. I told you,

this was one of the most insane experiences I've ever had. And so did you actually do CPR or did you screech and run away and forget everything you learned i did everything that i learned the previous day that's great and it took a couple of times i had to go through it i hate to say it but i had to give this guy mouth to mouth a long time it's saving a life it's okay yeah i think it's all right if you're saving somebody i hope i hope so i mean if you if you can't kiss a dude when you're saving his life when can you i know i don't think kiss a dude when you're saving his life, when can you? I know. I don't think it's kissing. Like, oh my God, are you guys that scared of male-on-male touch that you consider it kissing?

Did it work? I was able to revive him. Wow. When he opened his eyes, I mean, I just, I can't remember a more important thing that I have done in my life. That is really beautiful. That really is. I mean, timing, right? I mean, it's just one of those once-in-a-lifetime things that I don't know will ever repeat itself.

Okay, and what did your date think? We had had a really great conversation and a really great time, but this was a moment where we really saw each other. That's deep. That's really intense. Yeah. Sounds like it was more of your moment than hers, though, because she's not calling you back. Either that or it was her moment and it freaked her out. I wish I knew.

We'll play a song, come back, and get your second date update and see if we can figure out why she isn't calling you back, okay? Sounds good. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. We're right in the middle of a second date update, and if you're just joining us, Patrick is on the phone, and he wants to call Jennifer. They went out for dinner, but he ended up saving somebody's life after the date.

When they were leaving, apparently a man had passed out outside the restaurant and patrick performed cpr on the dude and then revived him yeah and patrick this you know i was thinking about it and if we find out that like you set this whole thing up what to look like a hero on your first date i gotta tell you i would be so proud of you so proud i don't know about everybody else but i will be so proud of you if you set that up. Yeah, I don't think I can give myself that much credit. Yeah, really. I mean, have you talked to her at all since your date? No, I've tried to reach out to her several times.

I mean, not too many, you know. I mean, it is pretty crazy that she hasn't called you back, even if she didn't like you that much. I mean, you guys, that's a pretty intense thing to share. I thought it was a pretty special moment myself. Okay. Okay, that's probably not the right way to describe a man almost dying, but whatever. After, when he came back. Okay.

That was the special moment. Okay, well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure it out. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Jennifer this is Jennifer how are you this is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning the radio show hi how are you I'm. Well, have a good day. No, no, don't hang up. I'm just confused. Sorry.

What are you confused about? Like, why are you guys calling? Oh, okay. I can help you with that. Okay. If you want. Please. I'm calling you today because one of our listeners sent us an email about you.

About me? Mm-hmm. It got even more confusing just now, didn't it? Yeah, it did. Well, we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and end up not calling them after, they can email us, and we'll get you on the phone and try to find out what happened. So Patrick emailed us and asked us to call you. Okay.

And he told us about your date, even the part where he said he saved a dude's life. And he also told us that he's tried to reach out to you a few times, but he's heard nothing. Yeah. This is crazy. Okay. Yeah. Your date sounded crazy. It was crazy, to say the least. Yeah. Your date sounded crazy. It was crazy, to say the least.

Yeah, the CPR part was insane. Okay. I guess the question we all had is, how do you go out on a date with somebody and they actually end up saving someone's life and then you don't call them back? Was he that bad? Yeah.

Well, it makes it sound terrible. I don't know. I guess, like, I think Patrick's, you know, nice and obviously, like, him saving that life was, like, really, I don't know what to say, like, heroic and great. But, like, I just didn't feel like it was, he was a match. I don't know. Just no chemistry or what?

I mean, there was chemistry, but, like, honestly, okay, I don't know. Just no chemistry or what? I mean, there was chemistry, but, like, honestly, okay, I don't know. I'm just going to be honest, I guess, since we're doing this. Like, I was just driving home. Like, he got me an Uber. And, like, you know, at first I thought it was, like, really great that he gave CPR to the homeless person. And, like, I mean, he saved saved a life so that's amazing but i just like realized that he like gave cpr to a homeless person and and you think that they should all die like the way you just said that made you sound totally and completely evil heartless i'm not

sure which oh my god bell that's not what I meant he revived a homeless person and they're a scourge on our city and I don't know why he would do that no okay what I meant was that like I just feel like a lot of homeless people probably have like some diseases what yeah and I just kind of felt like if he, you know, basically kissed a homeless person like that, like, he probably got something, and I just, like, I don't know. Are you freaking kidding me? So you feel like he's dirty now? What is your problem?

I mean, I don't know what to say. Like, I'm just being honest. I just feel like he probably had something, and I didn't want to. I don't want to get it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on.

You sound like, one, the least medical person ever. And, two, that is, I mean, there's so many, like, maybes. What ifs? I know, but it's enough, I guess, for me. I don't know. What do you think he has? I have no idea. I would start with TB. I would start with TB. What I guess, for me. I don't know. What do you think he has? I have no idea. I would start with TB. I would start with TB.

What? Oh my god, you guys. And then I would work back from there. At least a hepatitis, like A, B, or C. I don't know. They might even have a new one. Who knows? So wait, hold up. If he hadn't been there and you walked out and you saw a man unresponsive on the street

and you judged him as homeless, even though you'd actually probably don't even know that he's technically homeless or not, you wouldn't save them for fear of getting a disease? In that situation, I don't think that I would be able to just jump right in and save a life. So I just think in general, I wouldn't know how to do that. So I just think that it's like I would be too, I don't, I wouldn't know how to do that. And like, I, so I just think that, um, I'm at a point. Okay. The bottom line is the reason that you didn't call him back is you think he might've contracted something from a homeless man. Wow.

Yeah. I don't know how many times I've heard that after a day. That's been a lot of reasons that I haven't gotten a call back. Jennifer, you're contracting things for different reasons. Jennifer, I do need to let you know that Patrick is on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you, though. Okay. Patrick? Yeah.

Hi. Hi. I'm, I don't think I know what to say. Yeah. Sorry. I'm just, I know what to say. Yeah. Sorry. I'm just, you know what? I mean, I got to just say I'm in shock. I can't believe that you would think that.

Are you like in nice shock? Because I'm in like furious shock over here. I don't know. I mean, I just just I'm actually just kind of confused because I you know from your profile and from the conversations we had before and during our date I mean you seemed like a really educated young lady and I wow I'm just confused. I'm just confused that you would think that I could contract the disease from a brief encounter with a man's mouth. I mean, yeah, explain it like that. Who knows, right?

I had to give him mouth to mouth. He was not responding to the initial CPR that I was giving him. So I had to do what I did. I mean, I totally get it. And I think that, again, it was like very heroic and amazing. You should have done it. I just think that I can, I'm allowed to have my own feelings about it afterwards.

That guy looked like he had a disease. You can't, you don't. What made him look like he had a disease. You can't! No! What made him look like he had a disease? Give us some details. I'm just, like, his hair was just, like, so, like, tangled. Oh, tangled hair disease. No.

I mean, he pretty much just looked like a hipster to me, Jennifer. Yeah. I mean, seriously, though. Very thin line between homeless and hipster. Like, you're kissing dudes that you meet on apps, you think that they don't have disease. They have just as much chance for disease as a homeless guy on the street. I mean, I don't know.

I just, like, I don't want to debate about this for forever. Like, I just, this is how I feel. And I just don't really want to deal with that. Like, I'm super focused right now, and I'm, like, healthy, training. So I just don't want to deal with, like, any of that stuff. I am still so blown away by your reaction to this but if it makes you feel better I can't believe I'm saying this I will I will go and I will get tested if it means for what everything yeah what are you gonna have them

test you for how how do you even want to go out with her again, Patrick? I just want to prove it to her. I just want to prove it to her that me saving this man's life in no way could be in harm's way or possibly gave me a disease. I just want to disprove that theory. Okay.

Honestly, like, I don't know. I think it's just still too soon and, like, something will still come up. Some of that stuff can take months, you know, Jennifer, before it actually pops up on a test. Because the problem is it's her feeling. It's not actual science or actual facts. Now that's just an opinion. I don't get that, Jennifer.

Do you think every ER doctor and ER nurse in this country has a disease because of people that they've helped? No, I just think that maybe Patrick does. All right, well, Jennifer, would you like to go out on a second date with Patrick? We'll pay for it. We'll even pay for his health screening. I honestly, I'm sorry. Like, I know, Patrick, you seem super nice. And, like, I can tell you're making a lot of effort, even just, like, with the phone call, but, like, I just don't think I can.

Oh, man. This is so dumb. I guess I can't really argue with that, you know? Rejection is God's protection, so. Okay. Really? I thought it was Trojan. I'm with you.

Well, I guess I should have used protection when I was saving this family. Yes. Oh, my God. That is used protection when I was saving this family. Yes. Oh, my God. That is not what we learned here, you guys. Before you perform CPR, always make sure you have some protection on you, okay? You're a health guard. Yeah. Oh, my God.

It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. 592 says, I think you guys just spoke with the worst human on the planet. Which is really saying something because we've talked to a lot of terrible human beings on this show. Yeah, we have. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. I'm talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Patrick wanted to call his girl named Jennifer. They went out.

He actually saved a dude's life on their date. He performed CPR on what we found out was a homeless man. Well, what they think. And she didn't want to go out with him because she's worried about potential diseases that could have been transmitted to him from doing CPR on a homeless dude. I mean, I think a lot of people are arguing like, well, you don't need to do mouth-to-mouth anymore.

You know, it's actually compression. That's not the point. He used what tools he was taught to save a man's life, and then she didn't want to go out with him because of that. She said that she would have chosen to do nothing if she saw the guy passed out on the street. Oh, man.

I feel like no matter how we did CPR or revived the dude, she's just been like, ew, you touched a homeless. She was awful. It makes me so sad. So she didn't want to go out with him again. And he actually offered to get tested in order to go out with her again. Like, I'll get tested just to prove to you that I don't have any diseases from the homeless dude. He still was like willing to go

out with her again. Yeah. Oh my god. I know. So who's more wrong in this situation? I can't figure it out. It doesn't matter. She must be incredibly hot. Yeah, that's always a big key. And everybody texting in at 78592 is talking about what a horrible person she is for not wanting to date him again after he helped save a homeless man's life, thinking that he must have some sort of disease now.

I keep looking through our texts where there's not one person that has his girls back. Can we also say that we still don't know that this man was homeless. She just thinks he's homeless because he had greasy hair. That was her reasoning. That's true, too. Not that it would matter either way. He's a human being. He's a person. But That's true, too. Not that it would matter either way. He's a human being. He's a person.

But she's so judgmental. Which means if you have a bad hair day around this chick and pass out, then you're screwed. I'm going to tell you, I look homeless on a daily basis if those are her bars for being homeless. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back even if they wish homeless people would just die

because they're all dirty. You can just email us and we'll call the person who didn't call you back. Move in 92.5. Ugh. We're so done

with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with showumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.

If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense

of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. varnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout

the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.