Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Sexual Appetite

Episode Date: January 10, 2020

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A guy named Kenny is on the phone for a second date update today, and he describes his date as fun, successful, and very open. Oh. So either he wants us to call a person or a 24-hour bowling alley because they are fun, successful, and they're always open. That's a good point. Kenny, are we calling a person or a 24-hour bowling alley, because they are fun, successful, and they're always open. That's a good point. Kenny, are we calling a person or a bowling alley? Sadly, just a person. Oh, man.

All right. What's her name? Olivia. Olivia. All right. And how did you meet Olivia? Not on Tinder. We decided to meet up at a bar, and I knew right away she was definitely different than

any other woman I've ever met. Why is that? She was just so energetic, outgoing, and I guess what makes her different is she was very forward. You say that in a way that I don't know if it's good or not. Did she take her clothes off? No, no, no. It's not like she was taking her clothes off or anything.

She was just very open. Okay, good. What do you like she was taking her clothes off or anything. She's just very open. Okay, good. What do you mean by that? Like, the way you said it. I mean, we talked about everything. And I mean everything. Like, she wasn't shy. No rules.

Okay, so I'm assuming you're not just, like, talking about politics. You're talking about everything. I'm confused what everything is. Am I missing something here? Are you implying, like, sexual things right now now or are you talking about like religion future plans and how many kids you want i mean both of those things were covered and lots of other things it was refreshing because a lot of girls are really reserved when it comes to intimacy especially on a first date but she was just eager to ask about my dating history, and she wanted to tell

me about hers. And, I mean, she's experienced, which, I mean, she was honest about it, so that's cool. Yeah, totally. I mean, that's cool. Not throwing shade, whatever. It just sounds amazing. Like, a girl, a woman that knows what she wants, is attractive, is secure in whatever your history is.

I mean, I think this sounds great. Yeah. Plus, on top of that, she has this great job. She's a high-level executive at her startup company. Oh, yeah. Those people are very open. You know, you hear about the things they do behind closed doors. Well, I mean, it was great to hear that she's also career-oriented,

so she's not just this crazy party girl. So why do you think she's not calling you back? I don't know. I mean, it's something to do with what happened towards the end of the night. So the night started winding down, and I'm getting tired, so I'm about to say goodnight. And she says, let's go to the club and dance. And I was like, oh, I really want to, but I have to work. And she insists that I stay.

And then she just grabs me by the collar and kisses me. And did you like that? I loved it. All right. This does sound like a pretty awesome date. Right. So, of course, when she did that, I'm like, okay, let's go to the club. All right, fine.

I've got another few hours to kill. I awake now but i got my second wind so we go to the club and we dance for a while but eventually i told her like i just couldn't stay i had to leave and she asked if i could at least wait until some of her friends showed up and met her there so i did and when her friends came, I mean, she just left me there. No goodbye kiss, nothing. Did she have friends on the way or, or she wanted to stay and like invited friends and had to wait for them? Well, no, it was just us. But then when I said, I really have to go, that's when she said, okay, let me text my friends and they'll come meet me up. And then she asked me to wait for them to show up. I said, yeah, of course. And we kept dancing and it was, I was pushing my limit.

So she just wanted to stay out and party. Right. And so it's kind of a red flag. And I feel like maybe that's why she's not calling me because, I mean, she just took off when her friends got there. Like you guys were like sitting at the bar together. They show up and she just leaves without saying anything to you. No, we were dancing.

And then her friends showed up and there's this big like, ah, with all her friends and everything. And then they just all moved to the bar. And she didn't introduce me to any of them or anything. Did she at least say goodbye to you? I mean, she technically said goodbye to me, but it was really quick. It was just like a wave as her friends were kind of pulling her off to the bar. And I thought like, okay, we've been together for hours.

It's not like I don't need this big special goodbye because I'm thinking, well, I'm going to see her again. I'm excited to see her again. But that sounds like a reason you wouldn't call her back, not a reason she wouldn't call you back. Right. And I definitely don't have a reason to not call her back. She may think you're boring because you didn't stay out all night. Well, that's what I'm worried about because she's awesome. And it was just this, I had to work in the morning, but I mean, I would love to stay out all night with her. Have you tried to call her since? I mean,

I texted her a few times and there's been no response. So I feel like if I call at this point, I start looking kind of desperate. Yeah. Have us call instead because that's been no response. So I feel like if I call at this point, I start looking kind of desperate. Yeah. Have us call instead because that's way less desperate. How many days has it been? I mean, it's been four days now. Okay. I'm just, I'm really confused about it and I definitely want to see her again.

Okay. All right. Well, play a song and then come back and call and get your second date update. Okay. Thank you. Yep. Hang on. Moving 92. Okay. All right. Well, play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update, okay? Thank you. Yep. Hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. We're in the middle of a second date update, and if you're just tuning in, this dude named Kenny is on the phone, and he wants to call Olivia. They met on Tinder and ended up going out for drinks, and he described her as being very successful, very open because they talked about a lot of sexual things. She was blunt. She was very blunt

about her past and wanted to know about his past and he liked that and he said that she was just fun and outgoing and at one point during the date she even grabbed him and kissed him before she asked him to go dancing. He agreed to go dancing for a little while but he had to work in the morning so he left and she invited her friends to come down and hang out with her. She didn't even really say goodbye to dancing. He agreed to go dancing for a little while, but he had to work in the morning, so he left. And she invited her friends to come down and hang out with her.

She didn't even really say goodbye to him. He just left the club, and she was like, all right, see you later. He thinks that maybe she's not calling back because he was a bit too boring for her or something like that. Kenny, do you think that maybe she met somebody else while she stayed at the club? Oh. I hope not. It sounds like she was wanting you to hang

out with her all night. All night. If anything, too, it sounds like you guys had a real connection. You connected on more than just a party level. I agree. I feel like we had something special. Yeah, she obviously didn't. Unfortunately. Definitely not.

I hope not. I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure it out, okay? Okay. All right. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Olivia, please? Speaking.

Hey, Olivia, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, what? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, what? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Okay. What is this? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. All right.

How can I help you? Have you heard of us before? I guess maybe. Yeah, I think I've heard of you guys. Okay. In the past. Okay, cool. Well, now we're in the present. Are you calling? I'm calling've heard of you guys in the past. Okay, cool. But why are you calling?

I'm calling because... She's so annoying. Yeah, I'll get to the point. I can tell you're busy. We do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody, right? Okay, right. And you like follow them or something?

Follow them? And like check in with them later? No. No. No. That means... Okay check in with them later? No. No. That means kind of. Okay. I mean, yeah,

sorry, I really, I don't have time to listen to radio shows in the morning, so. no worries. Okay.

It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then blow them off, they can email us to call you and figure out what went wrong. So,

we got an email about you from this dude named Kenny. Um, okay. Kenny told us about your date. He said he really liked hanging out with you. But he's wondering why you won't get back to him. Oh, Kenny. You know, like, he's a nice guy, but he just can't keep up with what I need.

So, you know, I mean, yeah, that's pretty much it. Are you saying that because he went home and he didn't stay out and party with you? No, I mean, that was definitely a red flag to me. You know, I mean, like, admittedly, I'm a lot to deal with. Even my friends think so. But, I mean, I have needs and, I'm a lot to deal with. Even my friends think so. But, I mean, I have needs, and he just couldn't meet them. Right, but you guys went out for drinks and then danced a little bit. I mean, I'm having trouble figuring out why you say he can't keep up with you.

And what do you really mean by that? I mean, if you want me to go there, like, you know, can I be candid with you? Like, I don't care. Yes, sure. But, you know, I consider myself a very sexual being. And I need a guy that can keep up. And I guarantee that sweet Kenny cannot. Why do you think that?

I mean, you guys kissed, but that's it. So how would you even know? Well, I kissed him. I mean, I kissed him. He did not make any moves. And, I mean, I'm like, I mean, I kissed him. He did not make any moves. And I mean, I'm like, you know, I'm just the type of girl that, admittedly, I have a high sex drive and I need to get busy, like, every day. More than once.

More than once. And I need a guy that can provide that for me, even if it means dropping everything at a moment's notice. Like, meeting me for lunch and you know wow i mean you are you can't do it interaction he cannot do that but how could you possibly tell that i couldn't keep up we've never even done it oh my god i forgot you guys like ambush people when they speak the truth yeah so you have listened to the show before. You weren't lying.

Yeah, that's Kenny. He was supposed to wait until we brought him on, but he started yelling, and I don't even know if he's there anymore. Kenny, are you still there? Are you just letting her go on with this? That's ridiculous. We were on one date. I mean, I can just tell over the years.

Like, I've learned to read the signs, and all the signs were there. You just couldn't do it what sign i mean exhibit a you had to go to bed early because you mentioned you had work in the morning for me like i have a very important job and i stayed out all night like i just you know you just pound a couple of red bull and you make a night of it. Like, I was ready to party with you. You were not down for that. And then, B, I mean, I have to say, like, your dancing was a bit of a concern. You know? There's a real truth. He's not a good dancer?

You can tell a lot from how a person moves on the dance floor. And, you know, I could tell, like, there's just, like, a sexual energy that you're missing. And, like, I just need that energy. I have the energy. I have the energy. I have the energy. I was just tired that night. I think that's exactly what she said. And I gazed you at the bar and at the club.

And, like, I could tell from the kiss we have, like, it's just not happening, you know? I could do it. That's ridiculous. He wants to be up for the challenge. Olivia, I mean, a nicer way maybe to say this is that maybe your guys' chemistry just isn't there, right? I mean, I think that that's what you're saying. Sure. Sure.

Sure. It's just a difference in, like, sexual drive, sexual energy. Like, I, you know, I just, I need it, like, five to six times a day. Dang, it's getting worse as we talk to her. That is so much. I mean, and you work? Like, where do we fit all this in? Well, no, that's why I need a guy who can just, like, drop anything at a moment's notice

when I get the urge. Like, if I don't get it five or six times a day, this is serious. Like, I can't focus. Like, I'm just off, this is serious. Like, I can't focus. Like, I'm just off. My brain gets foggy. I can't focus on my job. You know, it's just like that itch you need to scratch, and I have it, like, multiple times a day.

Okay. And you don't think Kenny can scratch it? I don't think he could. He's a sweetheart. He really could. I could. Poor Kenny. I could make that happen.

Kenny's excited now. He's like, please.. I could make that happen. Kenny's excited now. He's like, please. It's really cute that you think that, but like, no, you wouldn't. You can't write me off like that. Just give me a chance. I could be a sexual dynamo. Kenny thought you were a dynamo. Oh, my God.

You're so adorable. Like, I'm not trying to shame you. Really, seriously, I bet you're truly a rock star in your own way. She just patted you on the head over the phone. I mean, I'm just on a different level. I mean, my friends know this about me. Ask any one of them, and they will tell you themselves. Please.

Give me a chance. He's just begging. Kenny, stop begging. It's not cute. It's not what she wants. We had an amazing time. Just give me a shot. All right, Olivia,

would you like to go out with Kenny again? One more date. We'll pay for it. Olivia, I'll do whatever it takes. I'll take the whole day off work. I'll chug a bunch of Red Bull. We'll do whatever you want to do.

Just give me a chance. I think we know what she wants to do. Yeah, I think so. I think that has been very clear. What do you think, Olivia? You want to give Kenny one more shot? Or six more shots? Please.

You know what? I mean, here's what I'll do. I'm feeling a little urge happening. No. So if you can meet me in 30 minutes, I will give you that chance. 30 minutes from right now? Yeah, a half hour, meet me, and I'll give you a chance. Seriously?

You're not joking? Like a half hour from right now? Yeah, I'm serious. Wow. Okay. Okay, I'm supposed to have this meeting. It's a conference call in like 20 minutes. Oh, my God.

Do you see? This is what I, I mean, that's what I thought. Kenny, it's a conference call. Hey, hold on, hold on. I can make this happen. I'm just, okay, text me where to meet you. Are you going to miss the conference call and do it? I'll have my assistant take notes or something.

Just text me the address. Okay, Kenny. I mean, this is your shot. Like, I still don't think that it's going to happen, but if you want to try and plan the big league, then text me now. Oh, my God. All right.

Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Kenny's, like, jumping up and down right now. Kenny, congratulations. Successful second date update. Okay, yeah, no, no, no. Thanks.

Can we wrap this up? I got a lot to do right now. Like, I got to send some emails, and I got to get to where Olivia is. Yeah. We're in time crunch at this point. Yeah. He's going to have a heart attack. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. He's going to have a heart attack.

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Someone else will, too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app,

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