Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Shark Boy

Episode Date: June 22, 2020

Jamie described what she found attractive about her date... And when everything unraveled we couldn't keep it together! This couple is PERFECT for each other... They just need some reassurance!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the time and she's so over it. Good on you, Jamie. Girl, preach into the choir. My LinkedIn account is like a thirst trap. Every time I log in there, I got these billionaire CEOs DMing me like, Hey, Jeff, I got a job for you if you're interested. And I'm like, oh, how much?

Well, maybe you shouldn't have made your LinkedIn profile pic that shirtless one you have. I didn't know LinkedIn was that thirsty. Yeah. And I'm getting a lot of hits on my account. What can I say? So, Jamie, I feel you. You guys are hilarious. Where are you getting hit on at?

Online, walking down the street, you know. Hold on. If you're getting hit on so much, why are you on the phone with us? Because I find that most guys, especially if they're attractive, are kind of the same. Okay. Like, there's not a lot going on, right? I don't appreciate you talking about us like that, okay? Us hot guys have a lot going on.

And some of us ugly guys are dumb, too, okay? And so I'm guessing you met one that was hot and smart? Yes, and amazingly original. Does he have a name? Jeremy is his name. Okay, and where'd you meet Jeremy? We met online and he had the best

pickup line ever. Oh, I loved a terrible pickup line. Share, share. They're like dad jokes. What'd he say? Jose's taking notes. No, it was awesome. So he texted me, he said, do you like water? And I said, yeah. And he wrote, good,

because you already like 70% of me. Hey! Come on! Hey, that's so bad. Oh, my God. You like that, huh? I mean, he's a funny dude. Oh, my gosh.

I love it. You loved it. So how did the conversation go? It was awesome. And then so he invited me to dinner, and we both love Chinese, so how did the conversation go it was awesome and then so he invited me to dinner and we both love chinese so we did that and like when you walked in i was like oh my god he's totally adorable oh my god you were so excited what were you feeling were you nervous were you yeah i was really nervous and i got TMI, I got a little gassy.

Oh, no. Wait, you're a hot girl that's farting on the first date? I kind of love you. Oh, my God. Why do I love you? A hot chick who just poots when she's nervous? I'm a farter. All right.

I was probably nervous, but, like, he looked like the cutest shark. He looked like a shark. Shark? What are you, a shark? Does this have to do with the water stuff again? Why do you say he looked like a shark? Because his eyes were far apart on each side of his head a little bit. Like a deer?

Typically, that's not a good thing. So you got to hammer him? hammer I mean I grew up in small town Idaho and you gotta watch out for those eyes you know it's usually a sign of about this guy and you know I don't know I mean I just I thought it was adorable like he was like my little stuffed shark, you know? I really hope you didn't say it to him, though. No. Okay.

But he was seriously cute. Okay. We're going to trust you on that one. Because the description isn't matching up with that. I'm literally imagining a hammerhead. His eyes going all over the place. Just pointing completely different directions. So how was the romantic connection between you and Sharkboy?

It was intense, definite chemistry. We had a lot in common. Okay. We were both, this is so silly, but it was so cool. We were both our high school mascots. Oh. Okay. I will say, I think that that takes

a particular personality. And if you can be a mascot, you probably are attracted to other mascots. And that's why you're so outgoing, probably. Yeah. Were you the sharks at your high school? What were the mascots?

I was an Indian. Questionable these days. Don't post those pictures online. We apologize to all our listeners who are going to be offended. Please tell me he was something like a tiger. Please tell me a tiger. He was a hippo. They were the hippos?

Oh, my God. I wish we were the hippos in high school. Go hippos. That is the worst. I can't think of a worse high school mascot than, like, Quicksand maybe would be worse. Oh, my God. Quicksand, we suck. But you have to understand, I collect hippos.

Wow, we just came full circle there. Hold on. Are you being for real? That's one of those signs. I collect hippos. Wow. We just came full circle there. Hold on. Are you being for real? That's one of those signs. I collect hippos. Jamie, we have to ask. Is this a real call? Yeah.

Is this real? This sounds like you're making this up. I mean, think about it, Jamie. You went out with a guy whose eyes are so far apart he looked like a shark. You were both mascots. You're so far apart, he looked like a shark. You were both mascots. You're incredibly racist. You collect hippos and he was a hippo.

Can we have a break? These two, how are you guys on this whole right now? Listen, listen. Everybody be quiet. I believe in love. I think your date has gone great so far. You have tons of chemistry. Even though these guys think you're a weirdo, you guys are weirdos together.

I got to tell you, it's a really bad sign when Jose signs off his sign of approval on a date. What are you doing? It is, but still. Wait, did you kiss Sharkboy? He paid for dinner. Okay. And we were leaving, and I could tell he was nervous. So I actually walked him to his car, and it was like the time for maybe a kiss to happen.

And then you heard, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun. Stop it! He's coming in. Stop it! I pulled it together. Stop it, Jeremy. Sorry, he's going for the kiss. Oh, my gosh.

Yes. But he didn't do it. He just said, he was like, oh, I got to go. I'll call you in a bit. And it kind of ended abruptly. This is cute. So what's your theory? Why do you think he's not calling you back?

I think he liked me, but he's just nervous. Or he didn't see you call because of his eyes. Oh, my God. You got to leave him alone. We have to play a song. We have to come back. I have to go. Stop talking.

This is our time. I can't do this right now. All right, Jamie. Is this just gonna be us laughing? All right. No, I'm gonna pull it together. I'll pull it together. We are professionals, you guys.

I'm so sorry. Yes, we're gonna play a song. We're gonna pull it together. And we're gonna come back. And we're going to come back. And we're going to call this guy and get your second date update, okay? Oh, guys. Okay, Jamie. Okay.

Yes. Okay, we've composed ourselves. I have you, though. I don't think so. We got the giggles out. We're ready to focus. Professionals. If you're just tuning in, we're on the phone with Jamie.

And she recently went out with a guy that she met online named Jeremy. Do you see how serious his voice is? They took a drive and they got Chinese food together. The Jaws music. He had to look both ways before they crossed the street.

He always does. Turning his full body. Then they bonded over both being high school mascots. He was a hippo. She was something that's not PC to say. And that night, at the Chinese restaurant, it was a feeding frenzy. Nothing was left on that plate. Oh, why?

But things did go well. Yeah, I said that's good. Jamie even thought she was going to get a kiss at the end of the night, but instead Jeremy said he'd call her, and that has not happened. Yeah. So she's looking for our help, and I really want to get you another date. Okay, Jamie? And I want another date.

Yeah. You're being a good sport, Jamie. Listen, you called him Sharkboy. That's what initially set it all off. But I am totally supportive of your venture into love. I don't believe you. I've dated a lot of guys. This is the one.

I'm telling you. Whoa. Okay, let's not put too much pressure on it before we call him. A lot of fish in the sea, but this is the shark that has stolen her heart. All right, let's call him and see if we can get you a second date update, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. Hello?

Can I speak to Jeremy, please? Yeah, this is Jeremy speaking. Hey, Jeremy. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a moment to talk with us? How can I help you guys? Well, we do something on our show

called a second date update. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll give them a call to try and figure out the reason why. And recently, you went out on a date with a woman named Jamie. Oh, okay. Gotcha.

All right. So you're not calling her back and that's a little bit confusing to her because she says that she had a great time with you that night. Okay, she told you about her date? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she mentioned a few things. She said that you guys met online, and she mentioned that she was attracted to your look and your personality.

And she said you had an awesome pickup line about the water. The water thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, even you're tickled with yourself. So she told us that she thought there was even going to be a kiss at the end of the night, but you just got in your car and kind of took off and got out of there. So it kind of sent mixed messages, and she wants to know, like, what's going on? Why aren't you getting back to her?

We have a lot in common. We were both, like, mascots in our high school. Right. She mentioned that, that you were the hippos. Yeah, wump, wump, wump. Oh, my God. Is that what it is? Is that what you did? yeah yeah one more time please

you do like a big and then everybody in the stadium goes it's actually way cooler than i expected it to be yeah so what's the deal then why aren't you calling her um well it's really not been that long um It's only been, I think, what, seven? I mean, it doesn't matter. Are you just playing the super cool game and you're going to wait like a month and a half before you call me back? No, look, she told you guys that we went out for Chinese food. Okay, so at the end of a meal at a Chinese restaurant, you get a fortune cookie. Yeah.

And usually I don't pay too much attention unless they really like jump out and bite me in the nose. If your fortune cookie is biting you in the nose, it's probably not a fortune cookie. You know what I mean. Metaphorically speaking, I'd look down at this fortune cookie

at the end of our date and it actually made my heart skip a beat. Seriously, it was one of those like fate is telling me something right now. Or it's just a fortune cookie that was made in a giant factory

and... No, hold on. They come to you for a reason, Brooke. Out of millions of cookies, you get one for you. Says the guy who buys scratch lotto tickets all the time. Yeah, and I won 50 bucks last week. Alright. Alright, Jeremy, what does it say? It says, you're not with the

right person in your life right now. Old love comes back. Oh, dude. Oh, no. That's sketchy. You're not over your ex, are you? Is that what we're hearing? There's one person who, yeah, I still definitely have feelings for,

but it's the fortune more than it is, like, the possibility of that. You know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't have ever expected that she would call, but seeing that fortune, I was like, stop, Jose. I mean, like, you're making you're making life decisions

based on what a cookie is telling you. A fortune cookie. You guys, listen. I mean, you've got to say that out loud, right? And think that that is pretty ridiculous.

I don't think it's that crazy. Like, yeah, sure. There's definitely some superstition in there. But like... Some? It's all superstition, Jeremy. Like, yeah, sure, there's definitely some superstition in there, but like... Some? It's all superstition, Jeremy. Like, you liked her.

So have you heard from your ex then, or have you not? I have not. Okay, so it's... It's a waiting game, I think, is what the fortune cookie sounded like. Oh, so you're just waiting for... Okay, wait, wait, wait. How long do we have to wait? So right now, I was thinking a month.

I don't get committed to anyone for a month, and I see what happens. Okay. Is that the time limit on the fortune cookie? I mean, here's the thing. You're reading so much into this. The fortune cookie could have been talking about something totally different than a romantic partner. Do you know what I'm saying? You're not with the right person right.

I literally looked up and saw her staring into my eyes across the table. So she did everything right. It was just the cookie. I mean, almost like the problem was that everything was going too right. You know, like the fortune cookie was like, take a step back. Well, yeah. What do you tell someone? Well, I guess we don't have to tell her anything because Jeremy already did. Because Jeremy, we didn't let you know this before, but Jamie's been on the other line listening this entire time and she wants to talk to you.

You're not serious. Fortune says I am. Jamie? Hi. Hi. Hey. Hi, Jeremy. It's good to hear from you, I guess.

Weird circumstances I hope you don't mind that I Call a radio station I mean my cheeks are definitely red But I've done stupider things than this before Oh my god Jeremy Listen to you you like this girl I can hear it in your voice Yeah I do of, I do.

Of course I do. But, you know, I got to follow my intuition, you know, my fortune. Yeah, players got to play. No, that's not what he's saying. Players got to wait for it. Yeah, that's right. So I heard what you said, and I get it. I mean, we talked about fate and right place, right time and signs and things.

Wow. fate and right place, right time and signs and things. I just wish, I just wish you didn't say that because we have such a good connection. I will say, it's not that I don't want to go out with you forever now. It's just, if something happens in the next month, I would feel remiss to not follow up on that. You know, like maybe another fortune will come up, you know, maybe I should get Chinese food more often. And next time I'll get a fortune that's like, no, no, that was right. Disregard last cookie. Is that how it works? I have the lucky numbers on the back of my fortune cookie too.

What if I guess the lucky numbers? Would that be a good sign if I can guess some of the lucky numbers? How do you guess the lucky numbers? Makes just as much sense as taking your dating advice from a fortune cookie. So let's try it. Okay. I mean, how about just, let's just try to land one of them. All right. Yeah, that's more realistic. I got, I have a number in my gut. Oh. Okay. What is it? Okay. I'm kind of nervous.

Before I say the number, I just want to tell you how amazing you are. Oh, my God. That's super sweet. And you're so freaking cute. 11. 11. That's the number I was thinking. I'm not even joking.

Uh-oh. Jerry, maybe you're supposed to date Brooke. Brooke believes now. Now you're all about forcing cookies. It just felt like Hippo and Eleven whipped together for some reason. What? What is it? Is Eleven there?

Is Eleven there? I'm invested now. Yeah, Eleven's there. No! Oh, dang. Oh, my God. Did she just override the cookie? No, here's what I'm thinking.

Here's what I'm thinking. The 11th of next month, second date. Lame. Man, that's a long wait. Jeremy, she guessed the number on your fortune cookie. Yeah, that's amazing. And that seems like a sign for me to ask you if you'd like to go out on another date with her. Yes.

Because we'll pay for it. You know, my superstition's getting the best of me, guys. I'm sticking with the 11th of next month. It's in the stars. Oh, come on! Well, he's not saying no, at least, right? Will you wait that long, Jamie? Do you want to wait that long? I can

wait until the 11th. Aw, see? Hey, look, this doesn't mean you guys can't text each other and talk. You just can't meet until the 11th. Yeah, I mean, if you want to send me a few pics before the 11th, it would be nice to at least see you again. Maybe dress up in your high school mascot outfit and send it over to him. Oh, stop, stop.

Jeremy, I will see you on the 11th. I'm marking it on my calendar right now. Oh, my gosh. All right, well. I'm looking forward to it. Congratulations, Jamie. We got you your second date. Just, you have to wait a little bit.

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Okay. What is that? Huzzah! I hear you, girl. Womp, womp, womp.

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