Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: She Had Man Hands!

Episode Date: February 15, 2013

We don't know who had it WORSE on this date... Martin or the crabs they ate! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Email us. We'll call them to find out why. Megan is on the phone right now. She emailed us about a dude named Martin. Hi, Megan. Hey. How are you? I'm good.

How are you guys? Pretty good. Tell us about your date with Martin. Well, Martin and I met through some mutual friends, so, you know, I kind of trusted them. And he was really nice. You know, he let me pick the place, and so I wanted to do something kind of fun and different, and I picked the Crab Pot, you know? I love that place.

Yeah. If you're not familiar, they bring your food, and they dump it out on the table, and you just get to, like, crack the shells open and eat it and just throw it all over the place. I love that place. If you're not familiar, they bring your food and they dump it out on the table and you just get to crack the shells open and eat it and just throw it all over the place.

It's very nice. It's very caveman-esque. Very manly. Like, you know you're going to be a big old mess later and neither one of you has to care.

And you get to wear a bib, which is sweet. Exactly. All right. Nice accessory. So did you guys have fun? Oh my gosh. We had so much fun.

Just kind of giggling and flirty and from what I thought, you know, interested in each other. Okay. So how did the date end? He was just kind of like, I had so much fun tonight. And I said, I did too. Maybe we should do this again. And then, okay, I did send him a text a few days later because I hadn't heard from the guy. All right.

And what did your text say? Was it just normal, like, hey, what's up? Yeah, I just wanted to say, hey, hope your week is off to a great start. That's not bad. Yeah. Okay, and you haven't heard anything back from him? No. And you guys didn't share, like, a last kiss or anything when you left?

Yeah, he gave me a kiss on the cheek, which is always nice, and I think, you know, that's cordial and like a gentleman. Well, and it's a good indication that he wasn't totally grossed out by you. Yeah, I hope I didn't repulse him, but maybe I did. I mean... Can you think of anything awkward that happened on your date at all? Not really. We were just having so much

fun and smacking all the crab legs and stuff was flying everywhere. It's always a good date when you're smacking crab legs. All right, Megan, we're going to call him right after this and ask him why he hasn't called you back, okay? Okay. All right, hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. All right, Megan's on the phone with us right now. She emailed us about a dude named Martin. They went out to the Crab Pot. Again, if you're unaware what restaurant it is, it's where they pour the crab and everything on your table, and it's pretty messy. Megan, you haven't heard from Martin in how long?

It's been over a week. Over a week, okay. And you've only texted him once. Exactly, just once, I promise. Are you ready to call him and ask him. Just once. I promise. Are you ready to call him and ask him why he hasn't gotten back to you? Yeah, I guess so. Let's do it. I'm going to dial him right now. You can jump in on the phone call whenever you want to. Okay. Okay.

Hello? Hey, is this Martin? Yeah. How are you, man? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning. I'm moving 92.5. You got a second? Are you calling me about the phrase that pays? No, Martin, we are not calling you about the $1,000 phrase that pays.

I'm sorry. Oh, because moving 92.5 plays all the hits. Yes, we do. I'm sorry though. That's not going to win you $1,000, Martin. We're calling about a second date update. Somebody that went on a date with you emailed us to call

you and ask you why you haven't called them back. Oh, no. Oh. That's kind of a bummer, isn't it? That somebody would be Megan, a girl that took you to a place called the Crab Pop. Oh, yeah. I remember that.

Okay. Since your date, you haven't gotten back to her. She's texted you once. Is there a particular reason why you haven't called her back? You know, I don't feel like I should say all this stuff on the radio. You know what I mean? Think about it this way, though.

She emailed us to get an answer from you. So if it's something weird about her, she's kind of asking for it. Yeah, I mean, it's a little weird. It's like we went on one date. Like, we don't have to have, like, a whole breakup conversation from one date. You know what I mean? The first thing you did was start laughing when you heard her name.

And you went on one date, but she really liked you and wanted to go out again. So, I mean, you can at least tell her why you don't want to see her again if you don't want to see her. You might be helping her out for the future. Alright, you know, if she's, like, calling into the radio station because she wants to know this, then, alright. Okay, so why didn't you call her back?

So, we go to the crab shack place, right? Yep. There's, like, newspaper all over the place. There's, you know, these, like, mallets youets you like hit the crabs with. Yeah, did you like it? Did you have fun? Not really my thing, honestly.

Not really my thing. You know, I like knives and forks and tables and things like that. Okay. But that's not the reason I didn't call her back. So what's the reason? I mean, she's a cute girl. Nice little body, cute face, very feminine. But she's got man hands.

What? They look like they should be, like, I don't know, catching footballs or something like that. And she's sitting across the table from me, and she's, like, tearing into these crabs. Like, I don't know. She's a Wolverine or something. Yeah.

First of all, thank you for the visual. Secondly, Megan is on the phone right now and just heard that. Do you think I have man hands? Were you drunk? I do not have man hands. Are you kidding me? Oh, my gosh. You really didn't have the nerve to call me?

Megan, what do you want me to do? Call you and say I don't want a second date because you have man hands? That's silly. Be nice. Be respectful. And the crab shack thing. You know? All right, so you just didn't have a good time on the date.

You didn't really want to go to the crab pot. And you think she has man hands. This is so mean, you guys. really want to go to the crab pot, and you think she has man hands. Oh, this is so mean, you guys. I don't even believe this. Never in my life have I heard that, Martin. Thank you for making me feel just horrendous. Megan, don't get a complex about it if nobody else has brought it up before.

He may just be a picky dude. Are you a picky dude, Martin? You know, maybe. You don't really want to be with someone, Megan, that's not attracted to all of you. And clearly he sounds like kind of a D-bag. He's just using it as an excuse because Martin doesn't really want to be in a relationship. I can't believe that I went out with someone who was so incredibly shallow of all speakers you pick somebody's hand you have hands like a linebacker megan i don't want to tell you

you have eyes like an insect good couple there yeah yeah well megan the bottom line is you found out now that you probably don't really sync up with him and you wouldn't have wanted to go on any more dates with him. Actually, yeah, and I'm so glad that he got that out, whether it was on the radio or not. I don't want to go out with someone so shallow. Okay. I bet there's a lot of men that enjoy women with strong hands. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, she didn't even have to use her mallet. She just clawed the crabs open the whole time. You won't ever have to open a jar for her? Sorry, absolutely. She didn't even have to use her mallet. She just clawed the crabs open the whole time. You won't ever have to open a jar for her? Sorry, Megan. Either way, I just like how you guys are ripping on Martin for making fun of her hands, and then Brooke just starts piling on. Megan, I'm sorry about this. Megan, here, I think you have lovely hands.

I do, too. Thank you. I just have my nails done, so I feel pretty too. Thank you. I just have my nails done, so I feel pretty now. Thank you. There you go. So Martin, you don't want to go out with Megan again.

I'm sure Megan doesn't want to go out with you again, right? Both of you guys have agreed on that? No. Correct. Yeah, yeah. You know, when it's not right, there's no sense in...

Sorry, I was going to make another hand joke. Broken Jubal in the morning. We're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention is because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention

because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover,

that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel.

And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show,

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