Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Six Feet Under

Episode Date: October 18, 2016

Sometimes, when life is CRAZY, and you've got 20 different things on your mind... you forget the MOST IMPORTANT THING... For example: telling the girl your going out with, that you're taking her a FUNERAL for your first date. How do you forget to mention that?!? Listen in the Second Date Update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. We've been doing these second date updates for a long time now And we've heard of some pretty strange first dates But I think that today's will probably take the cake Really? On the weirdest place you could ever take a first date to Oh man Chris is on the phone to do a second date update today

Chris, why don't you tell everybody where your first date was? Well, I guess now in retrospect, this probably wasn't such a good idea, but I thought it was a good idea at the time, but I actually took her to a funeral. What did you do? Took her to a funeral on a first date. Chris, I read your email and you said you took her to a funeral. How does that even happen? What the hell?

Man, okay, I know how it sounds. But the whole thing was that I could not get a schedule worked out with her. No, that doesn't matter. I mean, is this funeral for someone you know? Or is this just you're just funeral hopping?

No, it was actually my best friend's grandmother. Okay. So you were having trouble scheduling a day. Why not go, let's try a day next month when I don't have a funeral to go to? I know, I know. I mean, I'm an idiot. I tried. I was trying to figure to. I know, I know. I mean, I'm an idiot. I tried. I was trying to figure out

what to do, and I didn't want to miss the opportunity to actually spend time with her because we hadn't actually met yet. So I just asked her to come with me. Wait, did you,

I mean, you prefaced it as I would like to take you to my best friend's grandma's funeral. Well, it wasn't really like that. I said that I had an obligation. So you surprised her with the funeral part? Yes, I did.

Oh, my God. I don't know what I was thinking. You know, I was just really busy, like, going to a meeting. I just said, you know, hey, look, I'll pick you up. But I totally forgot that I didn't actually tell her. So did you remember at all once you picked her up, like, oh, crap, we're going to a funeral and I didn't tell her that? Oh, my God.

Yeah. As I'm like walking up to her door, I realized that I didn't put it in the text message. Oh, God. Oh, my gosh. This is awesome. Do you feel like a bad person? Well, I'm thinking it was actually going to be respectful, you know, so that because I felt that we had a great connection.

I thought it would be a good opportunity for her to actually meet, like, my best friend and my family. Yeah, it's a great opportunity for whoever you're dating to meet people is at a funeral. Okay, you've got to walk me through this. Did you tell her in the car as you're driving there, or did you just pull up, she walked in, and put it all together? Honestly, literally when we pulled up, because I couldn't say anything. I just, like, pretended like I had already told her. And, I mean, she's in the car, and I'm trying to figure out how I was going to actually tell her what we were doing. And I didn't say anything.

I just kept driving. This might be the worst date I've ever heard of. And we hear a lot of really bad date stories. What did she do? What did she say? Well, she looked at me, and honestly, she didn't have any words. She thought that we made a wrong turn. Of course.

And is that when you said, oh, by the way, our date is going to start with a funeral today? Honestly, I didn't say a thing. I couldn't even look her in the eye. I just looked down, and I was just like, you know what? We have to go in and kind of do this. Oh, my gosh. I'm surprised that she didn't just excuse herself to go to the bathroom and then bail on your date altogether.

What is she going to do, call an Uber to a funeral home? Yeah, they'll go anywhere. Why not? Was she wearing black? Right. Well, I mean, that's not... No, no. She was not wearing black.

I was. Oh, God. What was she wearing? How do you even... Like, you dress cute for a date. You're excited about your lip gloss and your new hairdo that you got done. I mean, for the most part, she actually didn't look out of place. I mean, her skirt was probably a little bit too high for, you know.

Oh my God. All right. So how did everything end then? I'm assuming she just said, take me home after the funeral. Well, no, actually, we went to breakfast. What? You didn't go to like the wake though, right? You went to breakfast on your own. No, no, no, no. I was like, look, let's just get out of here. You know, thank you. And then we had actually a really great breakfast. Wow.

So did breakfast actually redeem the fact that you took her to a funeral on your first date? It was definitely tough. I mean, it was definitely tough. You know, I mean, it was my friend's grandmother. I grew up with her. I mean, you know, so it was actually a very personal and emotional experience. But, you know, I feel like we had a good, you know, hangout at the breakfast. Are you delusional? How did you possibly think that? How did everything end with her then when you were done with your date? Did you guys kiss? Did it seem like there was any interest on her part? Because it's hard for me to believe that there would be.

I mean, we hugged. Like, we had a really nice long hug when I dropped her off. I am so glad you guys didn't make out after a funeral. That is just so dark to me. I can't. Well, that would have been a little inappropriate, probably. How many times have you tried to get a hold of her since your date? Well, I emailed her once and then I texted her twice, and

I haven't gotten a response from anything. Have you apologized for the situation that you put her in? Well, I mean, not right away because I wasn't sure, actually, because she's actually, her in? Well, I mean, not right away because I wasn't sure actually because her schedule's really busy. So I didn't know if she just, you know, didn't have time to get back to me.

But the last message I actually texted her, I just kind of asked her, was it the funeral? Well, we're going to play a song, come back and get your second date update. And I don't know if you'll get a second date out of it, but I can tell you this. You've officially won the title of the worst dater ever. It was the funeral.

All right? So play a song, come back, and get your second date update next. Thanks a lot, guys. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Chris is on the phone with us, and today he wants us to call a girl named Liz. Shocking as to why she's not calling him back. He took her to a funeral on their first date.

And if that's not bad enough, it gets even better. He didn't even tell her he was taking her to a funeral on their first date. And if that's not bad enough, it gets even better. He didn't even tell her he was taking her to a funeral. He said he was busy and he forgot to give her the details of the first date. They just showed up at the funeral home and bam, all of a sudden she's at somebody's funeral that she's never met. Apparently it was his best friend's

grandmother's funeral. And they hung out there and then went out to eat after. He said everything seemed fine after the funeral and while they were eating breakfast or brunch or whatever you do after funerals, I don't know. And she hasn't called him ever since. So we're about to get her on the phone and find out what could have possibly gone wrong on a first date to a funeral. Chris?

Yes. Are you ready to make your phone call, sir? I'm ready. You make it sound so much worse than it is. It's not! That is exactly how bad it is, Chris. Do you not pick up on normal social behavior? I mean, like I

said, it wasn't my fault. I didn't mean to not tell her. Okay? I mean, I got busy at work, and I didn't tell her all the details, and I kind of screwed myself. Well, let's see if we can help save face in a second date update right now. I appreciate it. Here we go. I'm going to dial their phone number.

Hello? Hi, is Liz there? Yeah, who's there? Hey, Liz, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, who is this? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show that you hopefully have heard of.

I'm sorry, I don't listen to the radio. Oh, okay. Well, we're sort of like a podcast. Except on the radio. I'm calling you today, though, because one of our listeners actually sent us an email asking if we could get a hold of you. What? Somebody sent you

an email about who? Yeah, it's a guy named Chris that you recently went out on a date with. Oh. I don't blame you. We do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why.

Chris told us. Chris told us about your date. Sounds like you two shared a very special moment. Oh, my gosh. Do you know what happened? Yeah, we do. We talked to Chris, actually. He's feeling kind of embarrassed that he took you to a funeral on your first date.

And that's why he asked us to get you on the phone. I mean, he probably should feel embarrassed. Is that the first funeral date you've ever been on? That's not the question I was thinking, but okay. I've been to funerals, not on a date, though. What was going through your mind when he picked you up and took you to a funeral? First of all, I was really confused. I didn't know we were actually going to a funeral until we pulled up to the funeral.

Did your heart sink? Like, I would feel horrible. No, no, I thought it was a joke. Like, I thought he was pranking me. I was like, okay, just legit. So we got out of the car and we're walking in and I was like oh my god we're really doing this.

So is it the funeral? Is that why you're not calling him back? I mean I don't know another reason why you wouldn't call a guy back if you took him to a funeral. Do you need another reason? You know I actually felt really bad for him at the start of the funeral. He looked like he was really sad, and he knew the lady.

Do you think that he took you just because maybe he needed some emotional support or something? Maybe, but don't you call your best friend for emotional support? Well, apparently it was his best friend's funeral, or his best friend's grandma's funeral, so he was already there. Here's the deal, though. I never met his best friend. Oh, you didn't? No, we were, though. I never met his best friend. Oh, you didn't? No, like, we were there, and I never met his best friend. Well, I mean, I could see, like, his best friend was probably busy. If his grandmother just died, maybe he was, you know, with his other family and things.

Right. No, like, I get that. I mean, you got to feel bad for the guy. But there were other weird people and things there. Like, it didn't seem right. What do you mean? Yeah. Like, you said, okay, I felt bad for the guy, but there were other weird people and things there. Like, it didn't seem right. What do you mean? Yeah. Like, you thought, okay, I felt bad for the guy, right?

But I feel like maybe he was setting me up to feel bad for him. Setting you up? How? I don't know. I met people there, and they didn't seem like they really knew who he was. What? That's weird. What do you mean?

He was just walking up to people, introducing himself. They're like, who are you? Yeah, and he was like, hey, you know You're my best friend's uncle And I was like, oh, nice to meet you And I feel like the uncle guy Didn't know who he was He said you guys actually went out

After the funeral, did you just wanna Leave? I would've just left Breakfast was fine But here's the weird thing. He kept pushing me to go back to his place, and he was like, I'd really love it if you were there. Like, I really just need comfort right now. Oh, no.

Oh, man. Nice. So he was trying to use the emotional state he was in after the funeral as a way to get you back to his house. I feel like that's what was happening. I feel like he was being sleazy about it and just trying to get to get you back to his house. I feel like that's what was happening. I feel like he was being sleazy about it and just trying to get me to go back to his place for comfort. That is disgusting.

Did you, I mean, what did you say to him? I didn't go. Yeah. Good choice. But taking a day and thinking about it, I'm just thinking, what if it was a scam? Like, what if this guy does this to other girls? And it's his, like, this is his thing.

That's actually a genius move. I'll have to write that down and put that in my notes. You know, I do know a way that we can find out, Liz. How? Well, he's actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. No, he's not. Yes, he is.

Chris. Oh, my God, Liz. I cannot believe that you would think I was scamming you. How? Are you seriously on the phone right now? Yes, he is. Listening to the comments, everything that I said? Yes, I did.

I cannot believe you would say that. But, like, who takes a girl to a funeral on the first date? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't, but I didn't need to do it, okay? I mean, I just... If you didn't need to do it, then we could have rescheduled. Yeah, I mean, like I told these guys, I mean, I was so busy, you know, and I just wanted to spend time with you.

And I'm so sorry that I forgot to tell you that that's where we were going. I mean, I cannot apologize anymore. I feel horrible about it. But I feel worse that you would think that I did that on purpose. What am I supposed to think? We met your friend's uncle, and he didn't even know you? Oh, he's a total drunk, and I haven't seen him in years. Oh, my gosh.

I'm kind of starting to believe Liz's story. I don't know what to believe. What do you mean? No, no, no. She said that you used it as a way to get her back to your house, man. Oh, my God. She never came back to my place. Well, yeah, because you were pressuring me the entire time at breakfast.

No, I thought you were trying to give me a sign for emotional support. That sounds like such a load of crap, Chris. It really does. No, but for real, because that's why I wanted you to call her, because I really felt that we actually had a connection.

No, Chris, this is your little window, your little window of honesty. You can take it. Did you actually know that grandma? Absolutely. Oh, my God, yes. How am I supposed to know that? Like, how am I even supposed to know if you know her?

Like, how many people have you done this to? Or is it the real thing? I met you online. Like, how am I supposed to believe you? Oh, my God, Liz, come on now. I thought that you had a caring heart. And I thought that what we changed was real. I do have a caring heart.

And I'm offended that you would think that I would do this on purpose. And that this is fake? Are you kidding? I can show you pictures of me and his grandmother, okay? I grew up eating, like like Italian food from her. You know, I get it. I'm sorry that she passed away. I am, but still, like, I don't, it's not the thing to do.

Come on, Liz. Liz, you know me better than that. No, I don't. I went on one date with you. I do not know you better than that. We've been talking for over two weeks. Oh, two weeks. You should be able to trust anybody with anything after two weeks. Oh, two weeks. You should be able to

trust anybody with anything after two weeks. Liz, would you like to go on a second date with Chris? We'll pay for it. No, I would not. What if he gives you proof? What if he gives you picture proof that that's his friend's grandma? I'm still not into it. And even if he can't prove it was his grandma, he was still trying to

bed a girl at the end of a funeral, which is just... No, that was not me. That was her. I felt like she was trying to support. Liz, what if he supplies a death certificate? Sign? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No? Still not going to do it? Stick with your gut, Liz. Okay. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, That guy might be the sleaziest dude you've ever had on the show, which is really saying something. It's Burke and Jubal in the morning.

I'm talking about today's second date update. This guy named Chris wanted us to call a girl named Liz who wasn't calling him back after their first date. Their first date was to a funeral. You heard me right. He took her to a funeral. He said that he was just so busy with his work schedule he invited her to go somewhere and then forgot to tell her that oh we have to stop at this funeral first they went to the funeral of course she was disturbed by that and

didn't want to call him back but even more disturbing she thinks that he actually crashed somebody's funeral claiming it was his best friend grandma's funeral in order to make her feel sorry for him so that she would sleep with because they went out to breakfast after and he kept inviting her back to his place just go to a bar on a Friday or Saturday night and you know and you don't you can just cry about yeah you don't have to take him to a funeral you can do the whole pity thing just be like oh man my best friend's about it. You don't have to take him to a funeral. You can do the whole pity thing and just be like, oh, man, my best friend's grandma just died. You don't have to actually show them proof of the funeral.

Everybody texting in at 78592 doesn't believe him at all because he was like, no, it really was my best friend's grandmother's funeral. I will say he was pretty good at the sham, though, because I really, even up until the last talking to him, I was like, well, maybe. Yeah. I think he was definitely lying. But I mean, it's so hard to call somebody out to be like, that wasn't your. On a funeral. On a funeral. It's like, that's probably why he does it.

That's probably why he does it. Yeah. Because nobody's going to sit there and be like, hey, what's up? I know you're lying. Because if you're not lying and they do that, they're the worst person in the world. Or if you want a second date update, just email the show. We'll call the person who didn't call you back. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show,

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