Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Skate King

Episode Date: July 20, 2015

On a date, It's always nice to show the person you're out with some of your hobbies. Unless, of course, your favorite hobby is something normally reserved for CHILDREN.... One of our listeners (Mike) took a girl out to the skating rink for his date. And now he needs our help. Listen in the Second Date Update PODCAST, below.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What? To, I believe, 1979. The year we always want to go back to? They went roller skating. Oh, that's cool. That's such a fun date. I didn't realize people even went roller skating anymore. Listen, it's like, hey, whip me across the floor.

Whip me. Don't people do that when they whip them? I don't know. They make them go fast or something? They ask them to do it or something. I don't know. I've never gone roller skating myself, but I know that it used to be a big deal. I had no idea people still do it.

That's cool. Hey, what's up, Mike? How are you? Good. How are you guys? Good. What's up, Roller Skate King? So you took the girl that you want to call today.

What's her name? Denise. Denise. You took Denise roller skating, huh? I did. I thought it would be old-fashioned. I've been roller skating for a long time. I thought it would be a good first date. Oh, you're like into roller skating. Yeah. I mean, it's probably the old-fashioned. I've been roller skating for a long time. You know, I thought it'd be a good first date.

Oh, you're, like, into roller skating. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a lost art, you know, the whole rollerblading fashion. You know, I kept it classic with the rollerblading. So you actually, you still roller skate a lot, or this is just, like, a date thing that you did? No, I still do. I mean, I thought it'd be kind of cool. You know, a lot of people don't roller skate, and I thought it'd be a good idea. I think it's a great date idea, as long as you warned her beforehand and she didn't show up in, like,

a cocktail dress. Well, you know, I told her before. You know, I told her to wear something comfortable and, you know, all that stuff. Where did you meet her? I met her at a coffee shop. Okay. I was waiting in line for my coffee, and I saw this really cute girl, and we started talking, and one thing led to another, so I wanted to take her out.

And the next thing you knew? Boom. Let's hold hands and spin in a circle. And then we're going to get on our knees like we're going down, and then get back up. Whoa. That was awesome. Did you feel the force when we were moving around in a circle? They don't always play disco songs, you know.

Oh, they don't? Do they play current music now? They do. Oh, okay. So how did she like roller skating with song, you know. Do they play current music now? They do. Oh, okay. So how did she like roller skating with you, you think? Well, I mean, at first, you know, it was a little difficult. I was showing her some moves and trying to get her on her feet. And we were going good for a pretty long time.

And then I started to notice that she was kind of like falling and tripping. What a turnoff, huh? A girl who can't skate? Well, you know, I felt bad for her. She was a kid, so I was trying to show her a good time. Were you trying to coach her the whole time? Because that's the only thing I can

see going wrong when you go out and date with somebody who does something really well and you're not that good at it. It turns into like a coaching session. No, I mean, it's been a long time she had been skating so you know i was just trying to get her some pointers and stuff to make the the date more enjoyable okay and how did she do um she did all right she fell a couple times i could tell she was a little bit discouraged which is you know normal yeah and uh this is really embarrassing, but she was starting to fall, and I grabbed her, and I grabbed her boob by accident.

You tried to catch a falling girl by her boob? Maybe I do support roller skating. No, I mean, I wasn't trying to, like, cop a feel. Yeah, right. Well, no, I'm serious. It was like she was falling and you know i was trying to grab her and i just so happened to grab you know i grabbed a little piece did she notice i mean did she say something to you about it i could tell she was kind of upset and i apologize

i thought you know i didn't i didn't mean to do that did she believe you i thought she believed me but um so she was able to recover and joke around about it after she initially was mad at you? Yeah, initially mad at me, but then, you know, we sat there, we laughed, and we had a good laugh about it. And I thought that would be a good kind of segue into, you know, grabbing a bite to eat. So we rolled over to the concession stand. You took her out for some hot dogs and some popcorn or something like that? I mean, that's the best they got, the concession stand. He took her out for some hot dogs and some popcorn or something like that? I mean, that's the best they got, the concession stand. And then kind of out of nowhere, she had said that she had to go somewhere, which is kind

of strange. She said something about her sister, and she was just being kind of vague about it. Do you feel like she was making up an excuse to get out of there? Well, yeah. I felt really bad about what happened. She left in a hurry. I'm not exactly going to be chasing her down the parking lot. Skating after her?

Skating after her car down the freeway? You're right. Skating on concrete is pretty bad. I started texting her. Didn't hear from her. Has she answered you at all? No. Nothing.

Not at all. So the only thing that you can think of is that she's upset because she thinks that you groped her. Well, I didn't grope her. I was trying to help her up. But in her mind, you think that she might think you groped her.

Possibly. Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, all right? Okay. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

I personally don't understand why the guy on the phone for a second date update today, his name is Mike, isn't getting a call back because he got to second base on his first date. Oh, wait, he's probably not getting a call back because he wasn't supposed to got to second base on his first date. Oh, wait, he's probably not getting a call back because he wasn't supposed to get to second base on his first date. He accidentally grabbed his date's boob. Mike is on the phone with us. He wants us to call a girl named Denise. They went out roller skating.

Apparently people still do that. And at one point she fell and he went to go grab her to pick her up and accidentally put his hand on her boob. She seemed upset about that. But they ended up laughing it off and everything seemed cool. And then when he was like, let's go get some snacks from the snack bar. She's like, I gotta go made up an excuse and left no hug, no kiss, nothing. And she hasn't talked to him since. So we're about to get her on the phone and find out if it was the boob grab that did him in.

Mike, are you ready to make the phone call? Yes, I'm ready. Is there anything else that you can think of that could have possibly gone wrong other than that? I can't think of anything else. All right. I'm going to dial the phone number right now, okay? Okay. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Denise, please? Yes, this is her. Hi, Denise. This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. How are you? I'm fine. What is this?

I'm calling you from a radio show. It's called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. And the reason I'm calling you is that one of our listeners sent us an email about you. About me? Mm-hmm. And you're a radio show? Yes. You recently went out on a date with one of our listeners and we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. It's where if you go out with somebody and then end up blowing them off after the date, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask if something happened. Okay. So you recently went out on a date with a guy named Mike, and Mike really wants to see

you again, but you haven't been returning any of his phone calls or texts. So he asked me to see if we could get you on the phone. That's kind of weird. I agree. So Mike told us a little bit about your date, said that he took you roller skating. Okay. I just want to make sure we're talking about the same Mike here. Yeah.

He thinks that you guys had a great time roller skating. Is that not true? I think he had a great time. You think he had a great time? I don't know. I don't know. He's just kind of creepy. Like, he's just kind of a creep.

I don't know. Is it because of the boob grab? The what? Well, he told us at one point you were kind of falling down, and he went to go pick you up and accidentally grabbed your bazoom. Yeah, I can't believe he told you that. Yeah. No, I mean, that was an accident it's just the whole thing was just he's just kind of creepy like it he's he's like a skater creep like a

skater creep i've never heard of a skater creep before well i haven't really either but that's the best word i can use to describe it. Like, he's, like, really, really into roller skating. And, like, we get to the place, and, like, he knows people. Like, people kept saying hi to him. And when we went to, like, the place where you rent the skate, the guy was like, hey, Mike, where's my favorite pair or something? And I was like, what is that about? And he's like, oh, you know, I have like

seven pairs of skates and he likes these ones I have that have glittery wheels. Wait, so you're saying that Mike is like the man of the skate rink? Yeah, basically. I don't know.

The whole thing was just really weird. But what's creepy about that? I mean, it just sounds like he has a hobby that he's really into. I can't imagine that there's a lot of men spending a lot of time at the roller skating rink, so I'm sure it's easy for him to make friends there. You just said it right there. There's not a lot of men spending that much time at the skating rink. I'm just saying.

Don't hate the guy because he has a hobby and he wants to share it with you. It's like borderline obsession. He kept showing off things. He kept showing me moves and telling me the names of them. There was this one thing he did that was like, he was really proud of this move called the shoot the duck, where you get down on one skate with one leg out. And he was in donut circles or rings or something. He was teaching me them. I can barely stand up.

I look like a kid on the skates. And he's skating backwards. It was crazy. Was he just showing off to you, you felt like? Oh, yeah, totally. I mean, if you guys would have gone on a date outside of the roller skating rink, would you have still thought he was creepy? I mean, that's the whole thing.

We're on a date, and he's treating it like his own personal show. Come watch me skate. Yes, exactly. Think about this though. For that brief moment in time, you were with him. He's the king of the skate rink, I guess. You were the coolest girl in that place.

Hell yeah. Well, that's saying a lot, I guess. So why didn't you just tell him that maybe like this isn't going to work because we have two different interests? Oh, I don't know. He was nice, so I didn't want to be rude and make an excuse to leave. And then he was like, let's go get some snacks. And we went over to the thing. And he's like, don't worry.

He's like, don't worry. They know me here, so I can get free food. Really? Okay. That's amazing, yeah. And don't worry about it. Yeah,

they kind of know me so I get free hot dogs and all the popcorn you can handle. Sweet skating, Mike. Yeah. Okay, what if I told you

that Mike is actually on the other line listening right now? Shut up. Seriously. Yes. Oh my God. Seriously. Yes. Oh, my God. This is unbelievable.

I mean, it wasn't that bad. That's okay. I mean, you were laughing. You were giggling. We had a good time. Like, I was holding your hand. No, you held my hand for, like, two seconds before you, like, sped off and did some sort of trick or something.

Because the rink was clear. There wasn't anybody else on the rink. No, the point is you didn't pay any attention to me. You were spending the entire time just showing off your skating skills. I was paying attention to you when you fell, obviously. Like, I was picking you up. Yeah, I feel like the third time I fell, you didn't even notice the first couple of times.

I mean, when you said, like said like we're gonna go roller skating i was thinking we're both gonna go have like a fun little like silly fun time i didn't know i was going out with like the state king of the world well i'll take that as a compliment, man, if you're good at what you do. Well, I am really good. I thought I would kind of show you into that world a little bit and have you get to experience that. You know, you're spending the entire time going around showing off your moves, and I'd rather you just, you know, spend time with me, just talk to me. You know, we can't talk when you're, you know, doing triple cow cows. I did spend time with you.

I mean, I helped you up a couple times. Yeah, you got to do more than just help somebody up a couple times, Mike. Help her up so she can watch her. You should probably pay attention to your date. Do you know anything about her at all? She's not a really good skater. I mean, what are her interests? Can you name one interest from your date that Denise has?

Well, we never got to that point because we didn't get to eat. And that's why I'm hoping to get a second date so I can find out more about her. All right. Denise, would you like to go out with Mike again? We'll pay for a second date. I just think we're not communicating very well. What if we send you somewhere where there's no bad 80s music and there's no skating and you guys can sit and actually talk?

I just think that shit just failed. I mean, I really think you're missing out on something really special. You know, I have to agree. I think that you are missing out on something special. Two for one skate night. That's right. That is something special that a lot of couples don't get to experience. Boom.

Okay. Well, that's all right. It's Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast.

Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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