Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Skinstagram Skin

Episode Date: August 21, 2020

Jay is afraid that he acted like a COWARD in front of his date when she was in danger... But it turns out there's A LOT more he did wrong that day....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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do you immediately tell the person right there, or do you wait and see if anything bad happens first? Like, maybe they didn't even notice? Yeah. Yeah, probably the second. Right, like when you accidentally soil yourself at dinner, do you be up front and just admit to your date that you gave yourself a New Jersey hot pack? Is that what it's called?

Yeah. Or do you wait and see if she notices the smell first and then you can be honest? I was thinking more like, I didn't mean to mention my ex. Well, see, that's a mistake there too. And one of our listeners, Jay, knows that he may be messed up and he wasn't sure if he should address it or just let it play out. Okay, messed up or messed himself? Well, it wasn't the mistake that I was talking about.

Oh, thank God. Jay, we'll get to the mistake you may have made in just a minute. But first, tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's her name? Her name is Nicole. All right. We originally met on IG, little Instagram. Oh, I see.

He's using the lingo for the gram. For the young folks. Brooke is so old, she has to explain that. You're like DMing on the side. Did you hit her up? Oh, my gosh. Yes, of course. We've hung out.

No, like, did you just, like, write her out of the blue, or did you have friends of friends, or how'd you find her? She actually found me. I am a photographer, so I have a lot of pictures online oh cool great dude i'm sorry are you an instagram photographer to get chicks are you like a real life photographer for a job i have made money on photos i'm not i mean he could have he could have a hobby that's photography like what kind of i think he's just talking about landscape pictures, right? Some of them are landscape pictures.

Some of them are women. Oh, yeah. The landscape of the human form. Dang it. There's a lot of curves. Yeah, curvy mountainous mounds that are on your. Curvy mountainous mounds. It's a landscape.

I will say, I know it sounds bad, but it's a good thing if you look good enough that people are hitting you up. Normally it's the other way around. So at least you're semi-professional. Right. No, no. She did hit me up. She asked if I would take pictures of her. Oh, okay.

Okay. So is that something where you would normally have someone pay you to do that? I wasn't actually expecting any money on this one. I just thought it was beautiful. I mean, the dime piece, I believe they called it. What? Now you're talking about Bruce Lingo. Oh, my God.

It's such a formal way. So it sounds like you used that opportunity to kind of spin this into a date. Yes. So we went hiking. You know, she liked the pictures of the mountain, the scape of being outside and trees. She sort of going to that. But did she think of this as a date? Because to me, she's like having a professional exchange with someone who wants to go take pictures of her up on a mountain,

is what it sounds like. Well, she wasn't paying me. I mean, she didn't hire me. Okay. Was there anything flirty about it? Oh, yeah, just flirtiness. Oh, wow, that sounds real one-sided. When your voice gets ten octaves higher when you're talking about it, it might not be.

I also have a dog that I took on the hike with us. Oh, okay, then it's definitely a date. If there's a dog present. Yeah, what does that have to do with anything? Ollie. That's actually the first thing she commented on was my dog, Ollie. Oh, that's a cute name. I love it.

Did you guys have any personal conversation? Yeah. We talked about subjects. We laughed. Oh, subjects. Subjects. We both liked soup. It was cool.

Yeah, it's a comment. Yeah. I mean, whatever. Subjects and feelings. Yeah. Emotions. All sorts. That's what people do. They talk. Oh, wow. You should write a dating book, whatever. Subjects and feelings. Yeah. Emotions. All sorts. That's what people do.

They talk. Oh, wow. You should write a dating book, sir. Yeah, I should. And eventually, you're a dog. Okay. So, it sounds like you had a good time taking photos. What was the mistake that you think you may have made during the date?

I'm not sure, but at one point, I brought some sandwiches with us. I told her I was going to bring some food. Okay, and that makes it more date-like. Yeah. You know, if you're bringing food along for both of you. Yeah, it was like a four-hour thing in the end. Longer than the average date. So we're eating, and I take a bite of my sandwich,

and then she's looking at me like something's wrong. Like I killed a cat or something. I don't know what it was She's like looking at you to disgust as you're eating Well, I said everything okay Did I do something and she's like while you were eating your sandwich and ants crawled into your mouth and onto your sandwich and you ate an ant

Would you say protein yum Even matter I mean I didn't taste the ants. They're so small. You wouldn't even know. That doesn't sound that bad, honestly. Yeah, it sounds like a deal breaker, at least. I'm not calling this guy back because he accidentally ate a bug. That would be really ridiculous.

And then defended it. Yeah. Is that the only bad thing that happened? Not really. Something else. Okay. Okay. I took some more pictures of her by the canyon.

We went down. Great pictures, you know, angled up. Now, when you say the canyon, are you referring to a place on her body, or is this a real canyon? I'm just, with this guy, I don't know. So you're down below her shooting up, is what you're saying? Yes. Okay. And I'm probably about, like, 15, 20 feet away from her, and I see around her feet,

it looks like what could possibly be maybe poison ivy. Oh, no. But I wasn't sure, so I didn't want to upset her. So you're just like, hey, sit down right there. Did she have a reaction? I don't think she had a reaction, but we did keep on walking. And I was hoping to find a romantic moment to maybe kiss her, but she was going fast down the hill.

We just got to the car and headed out. She took some pictures too and she hasn't posted any of them on Instagram. She hasn't posted any of your photos on Instagram? Nope. Oh, wow. That's interesting. Oh, that's not good. They must not have been very good. But there were still three of these

one-kitty posts. I think she doesn't want anything to do with you. They had to. You spent four hours out in the wilderness. You couldn't get one good snap of her? That's what I'm saying. Like, come on. I think that she's not posting them because she doesn't want to be attached to you at all. Or maybe she's so covered in poison ivy itches and burns that she, like, can't even get up out of her bed right now.

I've had a run- with poison oak and you know, pretty immediately that things are not or nettles, like all of that stuff. Like, you know, you, you messed up. All right.

We're going to play a song. We'll come back and we'll call Nicole and we'll figure out which mistake was the thing that caused you to not get a call back. All right, Jay. Thanks guys. All right. We're going to get your second date update right after this.

Hold on. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, we're on the phone with a photographer named Jay. And Jay offered to take a beautiful woman named Nicole on a scenic, romantic hiking photo shoot. Oh, I love it. It's pretty nice. According to him, it went really great, too. They talked about subjects. They spoke words.

They did. And discussed matters of general interest. I hope that wasn't too descriptive there. It was a unique date. It was. Very creative. But Jay admits there may have been a few awkward moments. One, Jay accidentally ate an ant that crawled onto his sandwich.

She was pretty grossed out by that. It is a gross visual. She didn't like that. I don't really care. It doesn't really bother me. It's a bug that's gross. And second, he did have her pose in an area that may have been covered in poison ivy. But Jay, he isn't sure.

He doesn't think so, though. The worst sign, though, is after their date, Nicole has not posted any of his photos that he took up on her Instagram, which is the whole reason that they went on the date in the first place. The whole reason she contacted you in the first place. Right, Jay? Yes. She liked the pictures of my dog first. And then, you know, went on to my pictures of landscapes and people. What are you more hurt by that?

She's not calling you back for a date or that she doesn't like your photography? Well, I don't know that she doesn't like my photography. So that's the answer. Okay. We're going to call her right now and find out exactly what she thinks about it, okay? You ready?

Yes. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Nicole, please? This is Nicole. Who's this? Hi, my name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You got a second? Um, okay. What's up?

Hi, Nicole. What's up? We were told that you were a model and we need someone to model for us because we're not very good looking. We work on the radio. He's right. I'd take a body double any day. Is this like a joke? What's going on? Oh, no. Yeah, sorry. It wasn't very good.

We're kidding around. This isn't a joke. I'm just kidding with you. We're doing something that we do on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll give them a call for you to figure out the reason why. Okay. Do you remember going on a date recently? I mean, I think, yeah.

Does this person that you think of, is his name Jay? Yeah. Yikes. I think, yeah. Does this person that you think of, is his name Jay? Ugh, yes. Yikes. So you did consider that a date. I was worried that maybe you didn't. I mean, it's one of those where you don't know if it's a date, but maybe you can get away if it's not a date. Get away? Were you scared of him?

No, it was fine. Like, he's okay. You know, like, his jokes are kind of dirty. But that wasn't it. Okay. Well, he did tell us a little bit about how your day went. He said that he took you on a hiking date to go do a photo shoot up over some scenic landscape. And he also said that you're the one that hit him up initially because you wanted him to take pictures for you.

Well, yeah. I mean, he's a good photographer. Like, my friend knows who he is like she like i don't know knows him like your friends or friends or whatever so it didn't seem too sketch but why did he tell you all about like what we did well because that's part of this is we want to know what the date was like from his perspective and what he thinks might have gone wrong and he told us about an incident where he ate an ant that was on his sandwich by accident and it really grossed you out.

Whatever. That wasn't it? See, I told you. That's ridiculous. Like a woman's not going to call you back because you accidentally ate an ant. We've heard weirder stuff, honestly. Yeah, totally. So another thing that he told us was that there was a moment where you were taking pictures

on like some canyon mountainside and he was worried that you may have been standing in poison ivy okay he never told me that oh he didn't sorry forget i said it did you have any uh bad reactions later break out and hide no but like if you think someone's in poison ivy you're supposed to say you're in poison this isn't like you have lettuce in your teeth this is think someone's in poison ivy, you're supposed to say you're in poison ivy. This isn't like you have lettuce in your teeth. This is like get out of poison ivy. So it obviously wasn't that. No, no.

So what is it then? What's the reason that you're not calling him back? And he also says he hasn't posted any of his photos on your Instagram yet. No. Why? God, no. It sounds like you're disgusted by him. I don't know.

You sound kind of in love. No. You guys. He's like, oh, I have. It sounds like you're disgusted by him. I don't know, you sound kind of in love. No, you guys. He was like, oh, I have to go to the restroom or whatever. But basically he had to go pee behind a tree, whatever, we're in the woods. And like, he had been taking some shots of me as we were walking and I wanted to see, so his camera's there. So I flipped through his camera and like,

there's pictures of him inside his car. Like it's right where we met up and he's in my pants, basically. Wait, you're saying you saw naked photos of him in his car. Like, it's right where we met up, and he's in my pants, basically. Wait, you're saying you saw naked photos of him in his car on his camera roll? Yeah, I saw his d*** in his car. Well, that made a very quick way to say it. Are they selfies, or

was someone else? Yes. No, they're selfies, but, like, why are you taking pictures of your d*** in your car before you're meeting me? It was just so weird and gross, and then I started putting it all together, like, why are you taking pictures of your d*** in your car before you're meeting me? It was just so weird and gross. And then I started putting it all together. So some of the jokes he had and I don't know. Gross. Oh, my God.

I would have ran. Like, now you're with him. Well, we're in the, like, he's got the car. Like, I have to leave with him. Oh, yeah. Dude, I would have been so freaked out. Like, you're alone in the woods with this dude who's obsessed with his own p***s. I guess every dude is, but whatever.

You know what I'm saying? I mean, it sounds like you took his camera when he didn't give it to you. Yeah, for good reason. He had suspicion. Those are private pictures. Are you worried about his privacy? He's on the radio. He's not worried about his privacy.

I'm with you. I'm just saying, like, what if he went through your photos and saw a naked picture of you on your camera? Yeah, because she took those right before her date. I don't know. Maybe we should just ask him. Jay, what was going on with that? Why are you taking naked pictures? What the hell are you doing going through my camera? We didn't tell you this, Nicole, but Jay's been on the other line listening the whole time and wants to talk to you.

Of course he is. This couldn't get any better. Why are you looking through my camera? First of all, that's an incredibly expensive camera. You shouldn't be touching other people's women. Why would it matter? And like, what are you doing with your s*** out before we meet? Like, what is that? It was a picture. I was, I wanted to make sure everything was okay. What? What? What? So you drop your pants and take a picture of your junk, Jay? How else am I going to take a picture of it? I wanted to make sure it was good for you.

There's other things that you could have tested your camera on, I'm sure. You don't have to take the pic. You can look at it. Dude, that is creepy. I think that that is like a huge red flag. I'm like the first guy who's taken pictures of his... Are you kidding me? No, you're definitely

not the first guy to take pictures of him. I mean, Jay, I know you're embarrassed right now, but I don't think this is... I am not embarrassed. I think you're all stupid. Oh.

Okay. You know what? That wasn't childish. But you're right on that one. We are pretty dumb. If you did something illegal, I think I might even go to the police. Oh, give me a break.

Okay, man. She met a man on the internet, okay? And a woman has to be careful and do her due diligence to make sure you're not a nut job. Oh, Jay, okay, man. She met a man on the internet, okay, and a woman has to be careful and do her due diligence to make sure you're not a nut job. True. And clearly he's a nut job. Yeah. You, you crazy, crazy bitch,

you went through my stuff without my permission. I don't know who you think you are, and I can take pictures of my tits. I'm taking pictures of my tits right now. Oh, no. Jay no Jay, come on man You don't even know what a douche you are Like you suck, you basically suck I suck? You suck

I don't want to be on the radio You want me to come on the radio Oh and I was in Poison Ivy? What is that about? Yeah I bet I should have said something And you probably would have gotten a rash Probably Who wishes someone a rash. What? Probably.

Okay, who wishes someone a rash? I wish a rash on you. Jay, you are not making this any better. Yeah, Jay. You sound like you're getting defensive. Are the pictures not very flattering? Is that what the problem is? Yeah, you notice she didn't mention that.

I don't even care. Who cares? Really, honestly, at that it. I don't even care. Who cares? Really, honestly, like at that point, I didn't even care anyway. And then it was just like, ugh, gross. Yeah, that's gross.

I don't know. I mean, I think they're both a little bit in the wrong for different reasons. No, they're not. Oh my God. The only way that we'll be able to tell

for certain who's right on this is to get the picture sent to the station so we can decide once and for all. You want me to send them to you? You're requesting me. Yeah, just send them only to Jeffrey, please, because I've seen enough of those

in my life. I'll review the evidence and I'll decide who's right and who's wrong in this one. What's that email address? Nicole, you're good. Don't worry. This is the weirdest day so far. I'm sorry. It could get a little bit weirder if I offer to send you guys out on another date. We'll pay for it.

We'll pay for the pics. And I am offering that. I was wondering if you're going to post those pictures, if you could tag me. No, I'm not going to post them, Jay. Are you talking to Jeffrey or are you talking to Nicole? I don't want to send this guy out. I'm talking to Nicole. I'm talking to Nicole.

I don't want a hard pass on this one. You're not going to post them at all? Oh, hard pass. I get what she's saying. Oh, okay. Listen. It's okay. This is too easy for you.

I know, I understand. If I post them, can I tag you? Oh, my God. I don't know what's going on anymore, but I think there's not going to be a second date happening. Or any more photos. Nicole, I'm going to give you the last word here. What do you want to say? I don't know.

Maybe just keep your dick in your pants. That's a good motto to live by. Just keep it in your pants. Moving 92.5. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines,

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