Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Snooze Ya Lose

Episode Date: August 16, 2013

Paul THINKS he knows exactly how he screwed up his dinner date with Katie... but what ACTUALLY happened is much worse! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubels, second date update. Any of you guys ever spilled something on a date before? Oh, yeah. I've spilled all sorts of things. Really? I mean, like drinks and stuff. Well, that sounded dirtier. Maybe I shouldn't have answered that.

Like food. Maybe I shouldn't have asked that question. Oops. Sorry about that. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. I'm moving at 82.5. Your second date update. That's exactly what happened to Paul

who emailed us. He wants us to call a girl named Katie. What's going on, Paul? Hey, guys. So you spilled wine all over her, huh? Yeah, just like, you know, one of those oops moments where, like, I was reaching for my handkerchief

and my hand hit her wine glass. Wait, hold on. You have a handkerchief? Well, no, like my napkin. Oh, okay. My hand just hit my napkin. Oh, okay. My hand just hits the napkin. Allow me to grab the kerchief from my pocket for I'm going to sneeze. Oh, my God.

Apparently. Was it red wine, too? Yeah. Oh, you suck, Paul. So how'd you meet Katie? I frequent this coffee shop near where I live, and I go there pretty much every morning, and she's just there pretty much every morning. And she's just there once in a while. And, like, I saw her, like, gorgeous girl, brown hair,

kind of like everything I'm into as far as, like, females concerned. And, like, I don't normally do it, but I finally walked up to her and I was just like, hey, would you like to go out? That's awesome. That is awesome. We need more men like that in Seattle for sure. Thank you. And so she said yes.

It was very scary. What did you guys do for your date? Simple took her out to dinner. Like, I don't want to make it anything weird. I just wanted to take her out to something simple. And she was like everything that I could hope for in a female. She was breathing, had two legs. When you tipped her wine over, did she get cold then?

Did she get pissed? She acted like she was okay with it. But I could see on her face that she was a little bit mad. Okay. She's trying to play it cool. What was she wearing? I'm sorry. That's important.

No, it was just simple t-shirt. Nothing too fancy. But but you know, nice that you wouldn't want to get wine on it. Most of the wine spilled on the table, honestly. Like if anything hit her, it probably was just like a splash or two. Did you reach over and like try to wipe it off her boobs or something inappropriate? That's usually my go-to. Yeah, I figured. No, no, no. I did immediately offer to pay for it, but I didn't try to touch her. Yeah, me, I just dump a whole thing of water on them right as soon as they walk up.

What is your contest? Sorry about that. I guess you might as well get up on the bar and dance. So, how long did you stay at dinner after you spilled stuff on her? It was probably like 30 more minutes because we had just started eating. Okay.

And what was the end of the date like? Cordial. Like, I hugged her, and honestly, it seemed like we would have a second date. That's always a good way to describe it. Whenever I have a successful date, I always call on my buddy's dude. We were so cordial at the end of that. Oh, man. Paul is a little old school, okay? He refers to it as a handkerchief.

Things are cordial. Paul, you are under the age of 40, right? I'm 26. 26, okay. And there's nothing else you could think of other than the wine thing? Not as far as I know. I got home, and I looked in the mirror questioning what happened. And I saw pepper in my teeth.

But, like, who's not going to go on another second date because there's pepper in somebody's teeth? I won't. Absolutely not. I would never call the woman back. No, but that's gross. If you have something in your teeth all night. Why wouldn't she say something, though? I mean, I don't know.

I never say anything. A lot of people don't say anything. You should. Please, people, let't know. I never say anything. A lot of people don't say anything. You don't? You should. Please, people, let me know. All right, well, we're going to call her

after this song and get your second date update, okay? Great. All right, hold on, man. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email us, brookandjubal at moving925.com. We will call the person who didn't call you back.

Paul is on the phone right now. He wants us to call Katie. He asked her out, went out to dinner. He ended up spilling wine kind of on her and then went home and found out that he had some pepper in his teeth. So he feels like it's got to be one of those two things why she's not calling him back. What's going through your mind right now, Paul? Really just trying to figure out what happened like i just want to know what's going on if it's one of those two things do you have an action plan on how to make her

you know not be so uptight about them yeah well if it's pepper in the deep i'm just going to say, like, hey, I can't really help that. If it's wine, like, you know, I'll try not to spill wine on her again. Like, that's not the norm for me. I'm not a clumsy guy. I feel like if it's those two things, honestly, you shouldn't go out with her again. Yeah. Really. I'm having a hard time with it. Too judgy if that's the case.

Yeah, but she's really fun. He was about to say she's super hot. All right. We'll give her a call right now, Paul. And in that case, yeah, go out with her again for sure. Makes all bad behavior okay. Oh, gosh. Hello?

Hi, is this Katie? Yeah. Hey, Katie, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. I'm good. How are you? I'm all right.

Thanks for asking. I appreciate it. She doesn't really care, Jubal. My ankle is a little sore today. I think I might have tweaked it doing sprints. But other than that, A-okay. I wanted to call you because you recently went on a date with a friend of mine. Okay.

His name is Paul. You're friends with Paul? Yeah. He's kind of a friend of the whole show, actually. Yeah, we know Paul. He wanted us to call you because he enjoyed going out on their date and really wanted to take you out again, but can't figure out why you're blowing him off.

Oh, okay. He did tell us that he ended up kind of hitting his wine glass and spilling it all over the table. The wine was not good. But I feel bad. I've been talking about this with strangers. Well, Katie, don't think of us as strangers then. We're instant friends.

Yeah. I just told you about my ankle. Yeah. I mean, we know each other so well. I feel terrible saying this, but I guess out of all the dates I've been on, this date really took the cake. That doesn't sound like you're saying it takes the cake in a good way. No. There's this one thing that happened, which is we were having dinner, and then I went to the restroom.

And when I got back, he was actually asleep. What? Like, in the booth. And I kind of, like, sat across from him for a little bit and I ate my food. And I felt really bad. And so probably like five minutes later, I just got up and I went back to the restroom because I just didn't want to embarrass him. Then he woke up and I came back and I had to act like nothing had happened. So that's the reason?

Katie, Paul is actually on the other line. And just heard what he said. So the reason is because I fell asleep while you were away to the bathroom? I just feel like any guy who falls asleep when he's on a date with me, like, it probably isn't going to work out. Well, no. I think completely misread the situation. I took Tylenol PM because I had

a cold earlier that day. So, yeah, I was tired, but definitely did not. Why are you taking Tylenol PM during the day there, Paul, and drinking wine with it? Dayquil. Dayquil, Paul. That's the drinking wine with it. Dayquil. Dayquil, Paul. That's the word day in it.

Dayquil knocked you out more than anything. It's not a good decision. Maybe the conversation was just that interesting. I don't know. You know, dating is weird, like to have him fall asleep and I didn't know what to do. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. It made me feel like a loser or like made me feel kind of like

maybe I wasn't pretty or I don't know. I just that's weird. It made me feel like a loser. It made me feel kind of like maybe I wasn't pretty. I don't know. I just felt really insecure. And then he's sleeping. And I just felt very uncomfortable. Hey, you want to go out for a nap? Hey, senior citizens are really into that. Oh, my God.

That's awesome. Paul, do you remember falling asleep? I mean, I do. into that oh my god that's awesome paul do you remember falling asleep i mean i do but i honestly thought like i woke up right during our normal conversation so i didn't think it was like an issue okay like i thought i was alive and awake for her so you thought you just nodded off real quick right okay it's kind of weird though to come back from the bathroom and have to sit there for five minutes while someone's asleep in front of you and then go back to the bathroom and come back and fake like you just came back to the table after they woke up. I'm weirded out by that. You continue to have a date with me even though I wasn't meant to be present.

But I was trying to be polite. I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to embarrass you. That's nice and all, but I wasn't there. We could have spoken not on the radio about this, too. I tried. You didn't answer the phone. I can't believe you called me on the radio.

All right, Katie, here's a question for you. Would you like to go out with Paul again? We will pay for it. Let's see if he can actually stay awake the whole time. No, I don't think so. I'm sorry. That's interesting. There's a reason he goes to a coffee shop every day, apparently.

Yeah, seriously. Paul, do you want to try to convince her to go out with you? I mean, I would love to take her out again, but about the sound of the bit, she's not interested. Yeah. Way to fight for her, Paul. Yeah, that was good. I almost fell asleep while he was doing that, saying that. Hey, man, it's a first date.

I'm not going to try too, too hard. Okay. Maybe Katie was the right judge of character there, Paul. There you go. You don't have a lot of fire. All right. Paul, I guess you got your answer, though. Try not to fall asleep on any more first dates.

Don't take Tylenol PM before you go on one. God, I hope you weren't planning on getting lucky that night. That would have been really embarrassing. Yeah, girls don't like it when you fall asleep doing that. Trust me, I've done that. They get really angry. Broken Shoeville in the morning. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show

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