Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Sock Hop

Episode Date: June 6, 2014

Hey ladies, you know the type of guy that makes you think he REALLY REALLY liked you, only to NEVER call you back after that one wild night together?? Well... today, that sleaze ball gets a taste of his own medicine! Hear it in today's Second Date Update!(Image Courtesy: mark. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5 or wherever you get your podcasts. Today's second date update is interesting to me because the player has become the playee. Oh, I like this. The tables have turned, my friend. We got an email from this guy named Nick. Nick, in his email, said that normally he is the guy that does the one night stand thing

and then doesn't call girls back. Well, he's not getting a call back from a girl and is driving him insane. Nick, I know how you feel like when you're normally the person that does that and then it happens to you. You're like, what? Wait a second. I'm the one that does this. Not you.

You don't get to blow me off. How you doing, Nick? Oh, man. I'm dying over here, man. I'm dying. that does this. Not you. You don't get to blow me off. How you doing, Nick? Oh, man, I'm dying over here, man. I'm dying. Yeah, karma's a bitch, Nick. It really is. Why don't you tell us a little bit about the girl that you want us to call today? Her name's Melanie.

I met her the other day at an office party. Your email's unclear on if she worked with you or not. No, no, no. Somebody else brought her. Okay. And I'm at this office party, and you guys know how office parties go, right? I mean, they're the worst. They're so much fun.

What are you talking about? They're the best. So I'm sitting there. It's sort of not going very well, and I'm getting a little bored. And then I look across the room, and I see this girl. And she gave me the vibe. You know, she kind of gave me that look. I feel like you're, like, being a creepy romantic right now. I know. I'm really confused here. I don't know. What was she? Was she tossing out the vibe, you know, she'd kind of give me that look. I feel like you're being a creepy romantic right now.

I'm really confused here. What was she? Was she tossing out the vibe to you? Or just leaving a trail of lust crumbs right to her? Lust crumbs? I'm guessing she made eye contact and smiled. Yeah, yeah. Put it in a normal parlance, yes.

Now your email said that you left the party and then went to a bar and hung out and got drunk or whatever and then went to your place and once you got in the door to your place, clothes were off in 30 seconds. What?

Pretty much, yeah. He's so proud. Look how proud he is. Yeah. Nice. Hey, that's just how it goes. That's just how it goes. Is that par for the course

in Nick's life? Is that what happens to Nick? You know what? I will say this. That night, we were together many times. Oh, nice marathon. How drunk were you guys?

I can hold it pretty well. So I like to think we were both a little bit more sober and into it. Your email said that you typically are the type of dude that has a one-night stand and blows girls off. Why is Melanie different? Why do you want to get a hold of her? Is it just because she's doing that to you? It's something that never happened to me before. I mean, I'll be a man to admit, I had a great time with her. I had a really, really good time with her.

But you know, you wake up the next morning and she's gone. She didn't even leave a note or anything. So I text her, I say, you know, Hey, what's up? She says it was fun, but I'm just not interested. Then I send her a text back. I said, what does she mean? And she, I haven't heard anything back. So unlike other second date updates that we've done, you've heard from her and she says straight up just like she doesn't want to see you again. Yeah, basically.

Okay, so I don't understand. What do you think you're going to get out of this? I don't know. I mean, you know, normally, I mean, this doesn't happen to me. Okay. It's eating me up. It's all I can really think about right now. Do you use, like, a lot of cheesy lines or pick-up lines?

You seem like that type of dude. No, no, no. I don't need lines. I mean, my looks are pretty much good enough. Nice. I just introduced myself. I see. Take my shirt off. Yeah.

Any possible reasons that you would think she'd not want to see you again from what happened when you guys got back to your place? Are you into weird stuff? Well, that was, to put it bluntly. Yeah. If I was into any weird stuff, she was into it too, at least for that night. Oh, nice!

Okay, so there's no reason you can think of why she wouldn't want to see you again. Well, we'll play a song, come back, Call her. See if we can get her on the phone and get your second date update. Okay? Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. If you're just joining us for the second part of the second date update, Nick is on the phone.

He wants to call Melanie. They met at a work function. Ended up having a wonderful night of marathon adult activities. Okay, you're so weird. Yeah. Between you and Nick, I can't take this. But according to Nick, he doesn't really have problems with the ladies, and he's not getting a call back. So he's consumed and wondering why.

Nick, why do you want to call her? Do you want to have what happened the other night happen with her again, or do you just want some closure to figure out why she's not calling you back? Well, I'm not going to say that I wouldn't want another night like that, absolutely, but kind of all I can think about, I guess closure would be the next best thing. But you're not really looking to try to get a relationship out of this? You never know We'll see where it goes

But you know to have that happen You gotta figure out what went wrong I feel like he's You can just be honest with us Nick You can tell her that if you want to get her in bed again But you need to tell us that I'm not gonna lie and say I don't want her back in bed But

You never know Well we're gonna call her right now See if we can get her on the phone okay Absolutely and say I don't want her back in bed. You never know. Well, we're going to call her right now and see if we can get her on the phone, okay? Absolutely. All right, hold on. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Melanie, please? This is Melanie.

Melanie, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, a movie 92.5. I don't know a jubble. It's maybe the best thing I've heard in a day. I'm not going to lie. It's Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning on the radio station, movie 92.5. Okay. That was close. I take it you don't listen to our show. No, I'm sorry. I. Okay. That was close.

I take it you don't listen to our show. No, I'm sorry. I don't. Well, my name is Jubal. How are you? I'm okay. Why are you calling me? You recently went out on a date with a listener of ours.

Oh, great. And he emailed us because you blew him off. And he's wondering if he did something wrong on your date. And who would this be? His name would be Nick. Oh, God. Okay. So you remember going out with Nick then.

I had a feeling that was coming. Yes, I remember going out with Nick. He told us all about your date, said you guys had a really fun time. But you texted him and said, hey, I had fun last night, but I'm not interested in seeing you again. Yeah, that happened. I don't understand why you guys are calling me. Well, Nick emailed us and said he wanted to see you,

so we're like, hey, why don't we just give her a call and ask her if you did something wrong? Well, you know, I'm just not interested. I'm going to go by what I texted. I'm not interested. Yeah, but is there like a specific reason? Did he do something? Well, yeah, but

I mean, I don't want to really talk about it. Well, he told us that you had a marathon sex session. He did what? He told you that? Yeah. Yep. He said that you guys met at like a work thing and then ended up going back to his place. Clothes were off in 30 seconds and they weren't on for a very long time after that.

Yeah. That asshole told you guys about a sex session? Yep. Yes, sir. He called the radio station and blurted out private information. Correct. So now I have another reason never to go out with him. Does that upset you that he told us that?

Well you think? Yeah I'm pissed Well then think about this If it's embarrassing to him why not let us know what it is now Oh okay let's share Because now that he did that I'm going to tell you exactly what happened Perfect What did he do? So we did have some cocktails We went back to his apartment

Okay we did get intimate or whatever, but the dude would not take off his stupid socks. The entire time? The entire time. And I said, you know, because women, you know, we want to be in the mood, and it just kept ruining it. He wouldn't take off his socks. I'm like, do you have webbed toes?

What's the problem? Take off your socks. Like, you asked him, and he still, like, refused to do it? He goes, Daddy doesn't take off his socks. Oh. I knew he was one of those. Did it kill you after he said Daddy? If he called himself Daddy or was the socks even worse than

that for you? Pick one. They're both it's, yeah, they're both gross. Can I ask what kind of socks they were? Like those white, you know, like Grandpa would wear up to his calves or something. You know, like white. And I couldn his calves or something. Oh, yeah. And I couldn't get where I wanted to go. You know what I'm saying?

And you actually asked him to take them off and he wouldn't do it. Yeah, I asked him to take them off. That's weird. And that's not the worst part, okay? So, like, during sex and everything, I hate to say this, but I looked up, I opened my eyes, and his eyes were open, his tongue was out. He looked like a zombie, like from Walking Dead. He was like, argh. That's not the sound. Please like, It's not the sound. Please tell me it's not the sound. He's keeping his socks on, and he looks like a zombie.

Oh, gosh. Yeah, it was the biggest, creepiest turnoff ever. Why did you stay there so long, Melanie? It sounds like a terrible experience for you. I was drunk. Okay. So you sobered up in the morning and remembered everything and was like, I do not want to see this guy again.

No, I got my stuff. I left. I mean, there was probably a hole in the shape of me in the door. I just ran out that door. I like her. Oh, Melanie, you're funny. Melanie, I would love to find out what's up with his feet. Wouldn't you?

Yeah. Cool. Let's ask him then because Nick's actually listening on the other line. No f***ing way is he on the phone right now. Yes, he is. Hey, Melanie. Oh, my God. Sorry you made me do it.

You made me say everything. If you're going to call a radio station. I didn't make you say anything. You didn't call these people. I have never had to complain about that in my life. And by the way, I don't really appreciate you bringing up my faces that I make during sex, okay? Everybody does it. It's nobody else's business, all right?

It's natural. Does that sound natural to you? Because it's not natural to me. Nick, what's wrong with your feet? Why don't you take off your socks? There ain't nothing wrong with my feet, okay? The socks, they're compression socks, all right? It keeps the blood where it needs to be during that moment. That's why we're...

That is... Come on, Nick. You're putting on compression socks? It's science. Yeah. And those are supposed to keep your muscles warm so you don't get injuries when you're working out or something else like that. Look, I could have been injured that night, I'll tell you what. Oh my gosh, Nick.

But what about when she asked you to take off the socks, Nick? This is nothing to be embarrassed about, okay? I wear compression socks because it helps me in the bedroom. That's it. Let me tell you something. They didn't help you, so go take them back to Rite Aid and get your refund. Oh, that's awesome. Ouch.

Oh, Melanie. Where did you even come up with the idea to wear compression socks? Back when I was in college. Everybody in the frat war. Oh. That's the worst frat ever. That's all you needed to say. Everybody in the frat.. Oh, that's all you needed to say. Everybody in the frat.

Got it, Nick. All right. Well, Melanie, I would like to ask you if you will go on a second date with Nick. We will pay for it. Yeah, I'm going to say no. Are you sure? I'll buy him a new pair of compression socks. No, no, no, no.

Thank you so much. Good luck with that, though, Nick. I hope it really works for you. All right, Nick, I'm sorry. You want to try to convince Melanie to go out with you again? Hell no. I got plenty of girls on the side who are going to appreciate my socks. I feel like that's not true.

And if not, you can always hang out with your frat buddies in your compression socks and have fun. Whatever. Screw you, man. Broken Jubal in the morning. First things first, I'm with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled

with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt.

And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics,

entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.